The X Factor 2013 - Live Show Week 1 (12 October 8pm)

[Jordan.]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/06/article-0-1890742600000578-647_638x616.jpg

Theme: Songs from the 1980s

Musical guests: Ellie Goulding and Cher

Discuss here :dazzler:

[Vanessa]

:amazed:

[zakman440]

I'm still quite disappointed that there isn't a new studio.

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully Luke, Abi, Kingsland and Miss Dynamix all slay.

[Drew.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWYAT6FCcAAOS0_.jpg

[Black Dagger]

:worship:

[Jemal]

*struts*

[Jordan.]

:amazed:

[Saph]

live shows :love: -prays sharon kicks off-

[Marc]

80s :dazzler:

[Saph]

idek who im supporting yet

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd6mhvniN1qddbvr.gif

[Jemal]

Tamera looks darker ...

[Kazanne]

:xyxwave:

[Marc]

-prays Shelley puts on a mullet-style show-

[smudgie]

Yey...good guests and eighties night does it get better?:dance:

[Ammi]

..:amazed:..

[reece(:]

Excited to see MD and Tamera!!

[Saph]

-prays someone messes up and crys-

[smudgie]

:xyxwave:

:xyxwave: hi Kazanne.

[Ammi]

Excited to see MD and Tamera!!

..reece..:love:..

[Benjamin]

Hey, hey. :hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Nicole:love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sharon Osburn

[Jordan.]

Sharon looks like a crocodile

[reece(:]

Sharon's dress :love:

[Ammi]

..80s shoulder pads for Sharon..

[arista]

here come the judges

[reece(:]

..reece..:love:..
hello Ammi :love:

[arista]

..80s shoulder pads for Sharon..




Yes a bit

[Me. I Am Salman]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWYAT6FCcAAOS0_.jpg

not here for this goofy bitch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWYAT6FCcAAOS0_.jpg

[Kazanne]

:xyxwave: hi Kazanne.

:lovedup:

[Saph]

if they play that every time http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

[Benji_]

Dermot is just a cringe

[Jemal]

not here for this goofy bitch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWYAT6FCcAAOS0_.jpg

:laugh:

[reece(:]

not here for this goofy bitch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWYAT6FCcAAOS0_.jpg
I literally think she's Andrea Begley's sister

[Marc]

*wishes shamaze would just stop*

[Ammi]

hello Ammi :love:

..yo bro...

Yes a bit

..lol a big bit Arista..she's very 'Dynasty'...

[Shaun]

marc [2]

hannah first, oh dear she's doomed

[Marc]

Daybreak.. she's made it! :worship:

[Kazanne]

Abi is not goofy she looks like she has nice teeth!

[Benji_]

hannah's laugh:')

[Jemal]

Ah **** off Hannah.

[Marc]

Whats's with her vocals then what

[Saph]

Daybreak.. she's made it! :worship:

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Daybreak.. she's made it! :worship:

:joker::joker:

[Braden]

Are these montages are piss take? :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

So OTT when they go on voice rest http://i.imgur.com/i2BFVD2.png

[reece(:]

ooh I like this song for Hannah!!!

[Apple202]

show's been good so far

and hannah sounds good too

[Saph]

lol at the 1 backup singer

[Brother Leon]

Just put rough copy and Tamera now so I can go back to GTA lol

[Shaun]

Hannah's voice :love:

[Saph]

lol at the 1 backup singer

oh theres 2 :p

[Me. I Am Salman]

Misha B looks good here.

[Ammi]

..it must be awful being the first act on the first live show..she sounds good...

[Benjamin]

Love this song and she isn't bad.

[Jemal]

*dougies in slow motion*

[Saph]

I like her

[smudgie]

Abi is not goofy she looks like she has nice teeth!

Yeah, and she is a lovely lass.:hugesmile:

[Marc]

This is pretty decent for the first performance of the night and her first one in live shows

[Black Dagger]

Salman :joker:

I don't like Hannah at all :mad:

[reece(:]

Misha B looks good here.
They sound very similar

[Apple202]

i really like her

[Shaun]

this is all very cruiseship tho

[Kazanne]

Don't like the bin liner shes wearing

[Ammi]

Just put rough copy and Tamera now so I can go back to GTA lol

..they're going to make you wait, they're the last two acts Leon...

[Alf]

Crap

[Saph]

Misha B looks good here.

omg I forgot about her :laugh2: everyone called her Misha Bitch

[Ramsay]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Jordan.]

Melanie >

[Benjamin]

Not bad for opening performance.

[Jemal]

Not a big fan of hers. BUt she ripped it!

[Ammi]

..she has soul in her voice I like her...

[Saph]

shes 16? :s I thought she was like early 20s

[Marc]

Misha B looks good here.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNwMQgMzCwI/TqUVtZbVJMI/AAAAAAAADYM/wJRQL8QYVVI/s1600/article-1318670171863-0E4B11CF00000578-508619_466x310.jpeg

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nicole looks gorgeous :love:

[Shaun]

this girl was made for emoticons though, i hope she goes far

[Benjamin]

I am so happy Sharon is back.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg I forgot about her :laugh2: everyone called her Misha Bitch

Tulisa was lying though :nono:

[Apple202]

the judge's panel chemistry is great

[reece(:]

shes 16? :s I thought she was like early 20s
I think she's 17

[Braden]

Gary's attempt at humour :bored:

[Marc]

That was good

-expects everything else tonight to be ****-

[Ammi]

Gary's attempt at humour :bored:

..I either missed it or it wasn't funny..

[Black Dagger]

Well Luke, Kingsland, Abi and Miss Dynamix haven't been on yet so, that won't happen xo.

[Kazanne]

Dermot looks very dapper

[Me. I Am Salman]

ugh 80s are boring, 10s >

[Jemal]

Ah nicholas

[Ammi]

Well Luke, Kingsland, Abi and Miss Dynamix haven't been on yet so, that won't happen xo.

..is that Luke in your avatar, Lucas..?...

[Shaun]

aw it's the work experience boy

[Apple202]

why are they putting all the favourites on first this is so front loaded

[Benjamin]

Urgh this boy is annoying, he sounds like Lee

[Amy Jade]

I hate Hannah

[reece(:]

Does anyone know what happened to Simon appearing on the lives?

[Jordan.]

um

[Black Dagger]

..is that Luke in your avatar, Lucas..?...

Yes :love:

[Shaun]

his mum >

[reece(:]

Paul should've been here in Nicholas place :(

[Saph]

fake and unappealing http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/queenflopga.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Spandex Berry :worship:

[Ammi]

I hate Hannah

..lol SH, Melanie's gone..who do you like..?...

[Marc]

Nicholas! C'mon me wee laddy lad lad m'errryekenaaoscottish stuff

[Black Dagger]

Shocked that the front runners are being put on early.

[Shaun]

oh christ this staging

[Benjamin]

All the mums/housewives getting moist over this boy

[Ammi]

Spandex Berry :worship:

..:joker:..

[Braden]

Is that Kingsland on stage with him?

[Saph]

All the mums/housewives getting moist over this boy

:joker:

[Shaun]

he has a Maloney smile, is it just me?

[Kazanne]

All the mums/housewives getting moist over this boy

Not me Ben:nono:

[Amy Jade]

Ermm I'm the same age as him and I know who Spandau Ballet are age is a crap excuse

[Apple202]

Is that Kingsland on stage with him?

i thought that :laugh2:

[Black Dagger]

He's Leon Jackson esque.

He's going to win, but he's not having a career.

[Jemal]

Im a 90s kid But EVEN I KNOW THIS SONG

[Me. I Am Salman]

What is Spandeau Ballet?

[Marc]

His voice is pretty solid, I said the same about Joe McElderry week 1 and he won :idc:

First two people are probably my tips for the final so the rest of tonight will be pretty meh :laugh:

[reece(:]

that quick panning to Sharon looking bored :joker:

[Ammi]

..it's all a bit naff, I don't like the song choice for him...

[Shaun]

cameras showing the dancers more than him :/

he has a nice enough voice i suppose

[Saph]

boring

[Jordan.]

Fitting scenery for a wedding singer at best

[Brother Leon]

What a guy.

[Benjamin]

Not a bad voice, but I find him so dull.

[Ramsay]

he has a Maloney smile, is it just me?

the second coming dare i say?

[Kazanne]

He has a good voice but that's about it

[Marc]

Winner :worship:

[smudgie]

Not bad.

[Amy Jade]

..lol SH, Melanie's gone..who do you like..?...
Hi Ammi!

I don't like any of them, I am literally watching it out of boredom, only one im looking forward to is Shelley because she's the novelty act.

[Marc]

He's gonna have to just stand there over the break?...

[Jordan.]

Hannah - 7/10
Nicholas - 5/10 http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/queenflopga.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Not a bad voice, but I find him so dull.

That's a good description of him.

[Drew.]

Terrible song choice for him

[reece(:]

I found it boring myself!

[Braden]

After the break?!

[Jemal]

Lol uwot? After the what?

[Black Dagger]

Great voice, that note was brilliant.

But he's got nothing that stands out, loads of people have great voices, no charisma, nothing.

Nobody wants to watch Nicholas for 90 minutes in concert.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

oh my god:sleep:

[Ammi]

Hi Ammi!

I don't like any of them, I am literally watching it out of boredom, only one im looking forward to is Shelley because she's the novelty act.

..yeah I know you like Melanie, I thought there may have been a wildcard..it's not the same when you don't like anyone....

[Marc]

This is the soundddddddddddddddd

of

my

soullll

[Shaun]

Great voice, that note was brilliant.

But he's got nothing that stands out, loads of people have great voices, no charisma, nothing.

Nobody wants to watch Nicholas for 90 minutes in concert.

not even his mum

[Ammi]

Terrible song choice for him

..it was and too naff..anyone can sing True...

[Ammi]

This is the soundddddddddddddddd

of

my

soullll

..beautiful...

[Brother Leon]

Can't wait to watch Nicholas in concert for 90mins.

[Black Dagger]

not even his mum

She might turn up for 5 minutes and have a bop and shake her lighter.

[Marc]

Terrible song choice for him

Right?! They should have given him the proclaimers!! :mad:

[Apple202]

ok so rank order so far

Hannah
Nicolas

[Marc]

Can't wait to watch Nicholas in concert for 90mins.

I'll buy the tickets, you buy the t-shirts

[Amy Jade]

There are no hot boys this year, Sam has a good body but he is a butterface. :(

[Shaun]

sexting?

[Amy Jade]

Has Sharon had a drink?

[Saph]

sexteen

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

There are no hot boys this year, Sam has a good body but he is a butterface. :(

indeed no hot boys.

[Jemal]

Sharon shut up pls

[Black Dagger]

I had enough of the 'only 16' **** with ****ing Ella :bored:

[reece(:]

I love Nicole's hair :love:

[Saph]

Gary http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/neideney.gif

[Jordan.]

I had enough of the 'only 16' **** with ****ing Ella :bored:

ugh

http://abload.de/img/orangloriaf6ylv.gif

[reece(:]

Sick of hearing "only 16".......

[Ammi]

I love Nicole's hair :love:

..yeah she looks really pretty tonight...

[Drew.]

it only took 22 minutes

"you're what this show is all about"

[GypsyGoth]

he should take up heroin to make himself more interesting.

[Ammi]

it only took 22 minutes

"you're what this show is all about"

..yeah, 11 losers...

[Shaun]

Louis' rapid bursts of shouted reasons to save his acts :love:

[Marc]

"what a way to open up the show"

who the **** is hannah barrett

[Benjamin]

Oh GOD these jokes are awful

[Ammi]

he should take up heroin to make himself more interesting.

..TRUE...

[Jordan.]

NO why they on already

[Jemal]

Sigh..

[Benjamin]

he should take up heroin to make himself more interesting.

Give him a couple more weeks and he'll be the new Frankie.

[Black Dagger]

Miss Dynamix :love:

[Shaun]

can you spot the Beyonce yet

[Saph]

"where like sisters"

until they get eliminated

[GypsyGoth]

Gary is the father?? :shocked:

[Braden]

Sese looks like she's washed her hair with grease.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Slut

[Benjamin]

Gary is the father?? :shocked:

No, Nicholas is.

[Jordan.]

No this is already bad

[Jemal]

Lmfao what kind of song choice????

[Me. I Am Salman]

Why are they singing Girls Aloud

[Marc]

hopefully some of this coming our way in the future

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/09/article-1276078024604-09F5AFF5000005DC-291111_466x544.jpg

[Benjamin]

Oh dear...

[Saph]

lmao with them going for the Girls Aloud vote

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

they have to stop pretending they are the bestest friends. it's ok to hate each other but sing well on the stage

[Shaun]

oh dear

[GypsyGoth]

No, Nicholas is.
:laugh:

[Apple202]

they're getting an early exit thanks to Seesees pregnancy

[Jemal]

Lmfaoo turn it off pls. I cannot!!

[Kazanne]

Don't like this at all,lol

[reece(:]

..yeah, 11 losers...
:laugh:

[Benjamin]

Why are they singing Girls Aloud

Oh salman get some music knowledge.

[Black Dagger]

Oh hello B2.

[Alf]

Gary Okey

[Jemal]

This is Tragic. I mean Jesus Christ.

[Brother Leon]

Rough Copy easily the best group.

[Shaun]

they're not even jumping, what sort of mess is this

[Apple202]

i can see them going tomorrow

[smudgie]

Oh..very average.

[reece(:]

Their voices sound great together

[GypsyGoth]

I like these but I'm not sure about this song and performance.

[Benjamin]

they're not even jumping, what sort of mess is this

SeSe can't, her baby may fall out on stage

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why are they opening the series with the 80's seriously! Why not start with current hits to get people interested

[Ammi]

Why are they singing Girls Aloud

..Girls Aloud was a cover Salman..

[Kazanne]

This isn't a girls aloud song,is it?

[Marc]

Why are they singing Girls Aloud

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/144120/adam-getting-slapped-o.gif

[Saph]

Hannah who? Nicholas who?

[Jemal]

Overrated.

[Black Dagger]

Pointer Sisters.

[Apple202]

I HATE IT WHEN NICOLE dOES THEM EYES

[Benjamin]

Hannah - 7/10
Nicholas 6/10
Miss Dynamix - 3/10

[Braden]

I just didn't feel any energy from them. And it doesn't help that one of them is five months pregnant.

The production of the performance over-shadowed them.

[Drew.]

why are they opening the series with the 80's seriously! Why not start with current hits to get people interested

agreed

[reece(:]

Thought they'd be the first ones to be dragged http://i.imgur.com/YYdJPlr.jpg

[Shaun]

Hannah - 7
Nick - 5
MD - 4

[Jemal]

Oh salman get some music knowledge.

:laugh2:

[Braden]

omg I hate Sharon.

[Kazanne]

Is Sharon pissed,LOL

[Ammi]

..who is the one in the middle, her hair is fabulous...

[Benjamin]

I want to dry hump Shazza

[Drew.]

..who is the one in the middle, her hair is fabulous darling...

edited the post for you

[Me. I Am Salman]

Hannah - 6.9
Nick - 3.5
Md - 3.5

[Marc]

Oh salman get some music knowledge.

That'll never happen :bawling:

[Jemal]

Ah Gary :worship:
#unbiased.

[Shaun]

oh wow, Beyonce has a posh voice

[Ammi]

edited the post for you

..thank you darling...

[Drew.]

the one on the left reminds me of Gina

[Saph]

does she have a south african accent?

[Apple202]

IF THEY DARE STITCH LORNA UP NOw

[Me. I Am Salman]

Omg I was just trolling

[Apple202]

please be shelley im in the mood for some shelley

[reece(:]

Sharon :laugh2:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

who is going to sing wake me up before you go go

[Black Dagger]

Pissed up Sharon is my fave :love:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Ew

[Saph]

Sharon :laugh2:

[Jemal]

Oh god this is gonna be a shout fest.

[Marc]

SeSe can't, her baby may fall out on stage

I would vote to keep them in just for the chance of her swatting and dropping that baby out live on stage! :amazed:

[reece(:]

Want Zoe :( :(

[Ammi]

..I always thought this was a boring song...

[Drew.]

Oh god this is gonna be a shout fest.

turning the TV down just in case

[Saph]

no

http://i.minus.com/i1cwsiF7Mfhxe.gif

[Kazanne]

have a feeling this will be good

[Benjamin]

She doesn;t look bad scrubbed up.

[Marc]

Omg I was just trolling

YOU DONT TROLL ABOUT THE POINTER SlSTERS SALMAN!!!!

[Black Dagger]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Benjamin]

Oh, she isn't actually bad.

[Amy Jade]

She reminds me of that Nikki woman who was on X Factor a few years ago so much, same shouty voice too

[Marc]

Them fake roses...

[reece(:]

Sam reminds me of...
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article274907.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-2-for-x-factor-2011-sami-brookes-gallery-323245328-274907.jpg

[Saph]

plastic roses :laugh2:

[Jemal]

turning the TV down just in case

Got that covered mate.

Thing is i love this song.
Just dont like her.