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dudul
14-08-2006, 05:31 PM
Turtle Power
Monday 14 August
Day 89, 16:00
Aisleyne feels like a right lemon after seeing her audition tape in the quiz task... now she just wants a place to hide.


During the task a cocky, baseball-capped blonde with dodgy lip-liner appeared on the screen admitting to being "manipulative" and threatening to "******* people up" if they crossed her. Aisleyne was aghast to discover that the blonde was in fact her.

When it was over she scurried straight to the Diary Room screaming: "My skin is crawling, I can't believe I said that! I wish I was a turtle. I could just pull my head in and pull my legs in." It's a feeing we've all had at some stage in our lives.





The blonde continued to writhe around in the big, gold chair, unable to contain her embarrassment. "What is wrong with me? I'm so aggressive, oh my gosh!" she yelped. "I wish I'd never, ever, seen that tape... ever. What was I thinking?"

Eventually she calmed down a bit and came up with an explanation, saying: "I think it's because of the people I was with at the time. In here I've been with nice people, and now I think this is the real me. I feel so far removed from that person that auditioned. I'm a happier person now... a caring, loving, kind me."

Now she just wants to stay nice and admitted: "I don't want to turn back into that monster I saw on the screen. That was a gross misconduct of myself."

We couldn't have put it better ourselves...

xGemmax
14-08-2006, 05:32 PM
The real aisleyne exposed HAHAHAHAHA http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c035.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c035.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c035.gif

dudul
14-08-2006, 05:33 PM
i like her even more now

Blink_Me
14-08-2006, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by jem_stone16
The real aisleyne exposed HAHAHAHAHA http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c035.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c035.gif http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/froehlich/c035.gif

Can't believe it took this long. :laugh:

Nowhere
14-08-2006, 05:34 PM
lmao! why doesn't she just admit,she said all that stuff on the tape so she'd get picked.. !!

dudul
14-08-2006, 05:39 PM
it's becaus ethey don't want her to win they gave her the harshest quote out of all of them

Craiggy
14-08-2006, 05:40 PM
BB mainpulating again!

Blink_Me
14-08-2006, 05:41 PM
Don't you still get it? Pete will win Big Brother! He's their favourite. It's fixed.

unable2register
14-08-2006, 05:43 PM
Endemol and Channel4 reserve the right to broadcast everything you say or do.
She said it, it is her real persona, the persona that came out when she was up for eviction and turned on her 'house friends'. It is the real Arseleyne. Get used to it.

dudul
14-08-2006, 05:45 PM
yes well atleast she stayed true to it unlike the rest of the freaks do apart from jennie

Psylocke
14-08-2006, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by unable2register
Endemol and Channel4 reserve the right to broadcast everything you say or do.
She said it, it is her real persona, the persona that came out when she was up for eviction and turned on her 'house friends'. It is the real Arseleyne. Get used to it.

Oh Yes,it was the real aish wasnt it,just as it was the real mikey the real dawn the real dicky the real glyn etc etc etc

everyone in there audition tape is a over the top version of themselves.

Its cool the way she was embarassed by it tho,i would of loved to have seen mikeys and the housemates reaction if he was there and his was shown,lol

dudul
14-08-2006, 05:52 PM
yer good point it sickens me that ash is always made out to be the bad 1

Blink_Me
14-08-2006, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by dudul
yer good point it sickens me that ash is always made out to be the bad 1

She's not the only bad one, but she's just as bad as Grace, Sezer and Nikki in my opinion.

dudul
14-08-2006, 05:56 PM
ok i wouldn't go that far. your only saying it because she's beeting nikki and maybe even pete

Psylocke
14-08-2006, 05:59 PM
Imogen actually claimed to be Bi_sexual aswell didnt she,was that ever proven lol

Jordan
14-08-2006, 06:19 PM
But when *******yne was prooven machavellian, she cryed. People are blind on here? Why do you vote Aisleyne? To 'get back' at Endemol? What have they got out of it by fixing it? Think people...THINK!