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Saph
22-10-2013, 10:51 AM
Ke$ha has always been a bit different, but now she reckons the ghost she had "sexy" experiences with has got stuck.

Yes, that's right. The Tik Tok singer, who talked last year about her steamy supernatural encounters, reckons her ghostly lover may have got stuck on her, um, Tik Tok.

Well, she was never one to shy away from the limelight.

Maybe she needs to get Ghostbusters on the scene - but give them prior warning about where the spectre is living...

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, she stated that she might need a rather specific kind of exorcism.

She said: "So I was told I had dead people living in me so I called... my hypnotherapist. So then she said she had to exorcise my body.

"And then I got a ghost meter to read it and it just beeped at my vagina.

"It seemed to be accurate because I have been going through a dry spell and it was like beeping around and it all makes sense now."

Does it?

This revelation follows Kesha's claim last year that she had a series of steamy one night stand encounters with the other side.

She told Ryan Seacrest last year: "It's about experiences with the supernatural... but in a sexy way.

"I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it."

Are you sure you haven't been brushing your teeth with Jack again, Kesha?


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smudgie
22-10-2013, 11:25 AM
Ahh, sexual encounters with the supernatural .....or as we call it..wet dreams.

Me. I Am Salman
22-10-2013, 01:39 PM
why didn't it kill her? this ghost needs to step its weave up

Jordan.
22-10-2013, 02:45 PM
Ke$ha coming to haunt your faves career with her next album

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d8a0f29a3297ada6300523a59595f27/tumblr_mqvg5rQAAm1qas6lio1_500.gif

Samm
22-10-2013, 03:26 PM
why didn't it kill her? this ghost needs to step its weave up

:laugh3:

Marcus.
22-10-2013, 08:36 PM
wowers

reece(:
22-10-2013, 08:41 PM
I guess only the ghosts will have her vaj, no one else is interested.

swinearefine
22-10-2013, 09:36 PM
I guess only the ghosts will have her vaj, no one else is interested.

I'm interested in her vag :hmph: in a purely platonic way tho

Marsh.
22-10-2013, 10:05 PM
I'm interested in her vag :hmph: in a purely platonic way tho

You want to sit and have a chat and a beer with it? :suspect:

swinearefine
23-10-2013, 04:18 AM
You want to sit and have a chat and a beer with it? :suspect:

I was more thinking we'd toke it up and crank Warrior.