Okay, I have a cat

[Benjamin]

That ran into my house because of the fireworks outside. Now what do I do? I don't want to put her back outside because they are still going off but I can't keep the cat in for too long incase its owners are looking for it.

[Shaun]

it's a cat ben not a nuclear reactor, just give it some milk and try not to jerk off in front of it

[Jordan.]

Tell it to man up

[reece(:]

I'd look after it until they stop and maybe post something on facebook, does your local area have it's own page?

[Benjamin]

it's a cat ben not a nuclear reactor, just give it some milk and try not to jerk off in front of it

i'm worried it will keep coming back to my house though if it stays too long.

[Vanessa]

i'm worried it will keep coming back to my house though if it stays too long.

Awwww! Give her some milk. :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Her and the only milk I have is almond milk (I'm not sure if it is okay for cats).

[thesheriff443]

i'm worried it will keep coming back to my house though if it stays too long.

no one wants to stay with you longer than a night ben:shocked::joker:

[Benjamin]

no one wants to stay with you longer than a night ben:shocked::joker:

True. :laugh:

She is asleep on my bed atm though.

[Vanessa]

True. :laugh:

What colour is it, Ben? Ginger? :blush:

[thesheriff443]

True. :laugh:

She is asleep on my bed atm though.

:joker: you need a silence of the lambs type pit, ben!

[Benjamin]

Black and white, V.

[Vanessa]

Black and white, V.

:lovedup:

[Kizzy]

Has it got a collar ben? If it's a stray you don't want it spraying in your flat. It's very sweet of you to look after it though x

[Z]

it's a cat ben not a nuclear reactor, just give it some milk and try not to jerk off in front of it

:laugh3:

[Benjamin]

It has no collar, I do not live in a flat :nono:, and I am keeping an eye on her. She's sat purring on my lap atm. I don;t want to get attached. :(

[mizzy25]

cats are quite intellegent Ben give it some water and maybe some tuna or chicken let it have a sleep then it will just go itself, it may however come back to you on a daily basis.

[mizzy25]

She obviosuly likes you if shes purring.

[Verbal]

Cats are lactose intolerant, true story google it. Do not give it milk. Just give it a bowl of water and let it sleep wherever and call the owners maybe?

[Benjamin]

I have no tuna or chicken. Wow, I;m such a **** host I can't even do anything for a cat. :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

cats are quite intellegent Ben give it some water and maybe some tuna or chicken let it have a sleep then it will just go itself, it may however come back to you on a daily basis.

if he is giving out chicken and tuna, I will be round on a daily basis:joker:

[Vanessa]

I have no tuna or chicken. Wow, I;m such a **** host I can't even do anything for a cat. :laugh:

I used to give my cats leftover pasta. They loved it. :hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

I have no tuna or chicken. Wow, I;m such a **** host I can't even do anything for a cat. :laugh:

you have ruined it again ben,

[Benjamin]

Aww, it's gone now. :(

[fingers]

Was it all a figment?

[thesheriff443]

Aww, it's gone now. :(

that's your longest relationship this year:joker:

[Benjamin]

Sadly, that is true. :(

[thesheriff443]

Sadly, that is true. :(

free and single ben:elephant:

[Vanessa]

Single is good. I love it! :dance:

[MTVN]

Cats are resilient animals, put it outside and it will find its way home

[Marc]

i'm worried it will keep coming back to my house though if it stays too long.

Stop being a pussy

[Niamh.]

Her and the only milk I have is almond milk (I'm not sure if it is okay for cats).

You're not supposed to give cats milk at all. Just water

[Roy Mars III]

a nice dinner

[lostalex]

there are some people who believe that cats are sacred animals, spiritually enlightened beings (like Hindus with cows)

[MTVN]

You're not supposed to give cats milk at all. Just water

But cats love milk

[fingers]

there are some people who believe that cats are sacred animals, spiritually enlightened beings (like Hindus with cows)But they are all dead now! that was the Ancient Egyptians.

[Niamh.]

But cats love milk

It's not good for them :nono:

[Roy Mars III]

there are some people who believe that cats are sacred animals, spiritually enlightened beings (like Hindus with cows)

yea old ladies

[Verbal]

As I said on the first page... :rolleyes:

[Amy Jade]

yea old ladies
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[MTVN]

My moggy loves a nice saucer of milk every now and then

[Verbal]

My moggy loves a nice saucer of milk every now and then

My cat goes nuts at the smell of bleech. Don't mean i'm going to give her a saucer of it.

[Stu]

I always give the pushkins some watered down milk every now and then as a treat and they love it. They go ape for catsmilk though. There are few greater pleasures in life than watching them lap that **** up.

[Niamh.]

As I said on the first page... :rolleyes:

Yeah, alright, I didn't read the whole thread, it's not the end of the world :joker:

[Verbal]

And whilst we're on the subject of things that will make your pets ill, you arent supposed to give them or dogs, chocolate either.

[Stu]

Rover was stone mad for the Curly Wurlys. It was a mistake in hindsight.

[Verbal]

Rover was stone mad for the Curly Wurlys. It was a mistake in hindsight.

They will love the taste of chocolate but it can induce a heart attack.

[Roy Mars III]

GkMvKeX7erI

Niamh in 5 years

[Niamh.]

Sebastian stalking the milky cereal


http://i44.tinypic.com/140z19x.jpg

[lostalex]

cats like to lick their fur. i remember when i was in high school there was a girl i had a class with that was always sucking on her hair.

cats remind me of her. she wasn't a pretty girl. i think she had issues.

also whenever i see a cat i kinda wanna pull on their tail. do they like that?

[fingers]

cats like to lick their fur. i remember when i was in high school there was a girl i had a class with that was always sucking on her hair.

cats remind me of her. she wasn't a pretty girl. i think she had issues.

also whenever i see a cat i kinda wanna pull on their tail. do they like that?

Pull one and you'll soon find out!

[Verbal]

fzzjgBAaWZw

Cats are awesome

[fingers]

fzzjgBAaWZw

Cats are awesome

The tears are blinding me, now!!:dance: