Sex

[Nemo123]

Is it true that women have the same sex drive as men?

[smudgie]

Is it true that women have the same sex drive as men?

No

[T*]

Thread of the year

[Nemo123]

No

So what's the difference?

[fingers]

Women don't think about it every 5 seconds.

[Nemo123]

I tell you, I fall in love 50 or more times a day, if I'm out walking the dog. I see so many suitable mates.

[smudgie]

So what's the difference?

Not all women have the same sex drive....never mind having the same as men.
Too general a question.

It tends to ebb and flow more than men as well, down to hormones, mood swings and whatever is on the telly.:hugesmile:

[Nemo123]

Not all women have the same sex drive....never mind having the same as men.
Too general a question.

It tends to ebb and flow more than men as well, down to hormones, mood swings and whatever is on the telly.:hugesmile:

Men don't all want to hump your leg, though most do. It's just a desire to know if women and men are more or less the same. I've heard men and women are exactly the same, but how true is that?
In America, where I spent 3 months of my youth, I was left in no confusion, I knew the answer. Women were even predatory there. In Ireland, where I've lived for all of my life, I can hardly tell if girls are interested or disgusted.

[smudgie]

Men don't all want to hump your leg, though most do. It's just a desire to know if women and men are more or less the same. I've heard men and women are exactly the same, but how true is that?
In America, where I spent 3 months of my youth, I was left in no confusion, I knew the answer. Women were even predatory there. In Ireland, where I've lived for all of my life, I can hardly tell if girls are interested or disgusted.

Depends on age as well..also what era you were born.

I was lucky enough to be at the right age, just after the swinging sixties and before the arrival of Aids.
Plenty of carefree fun to be had.

[Nemo123]

There again I am old, so this question is antiquated and redundant.

[Niamh.]

Men don't all want to hump your leg, though most do. It's just a desire to know if women and men are more or less the same. I've heard men and women are exactly the same, but how true is that?
In America, where I spent 3 months of my youth, I was left in no confusion, I knew the answer. Women were even predatory there. In Ireland, where I've lived for all of my life, I can hardly tell if girls are interested or disgusted.

:laugh2:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/381677

[smudgie]

There again I am old, so this question is antiquated and redundant.

You are not old, I am older than you and nowhere near antiquated or redundant.

[Nemo123]

:laugh2:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/381677

You know Niamh , you're an Irish girl. But Irish girls have to up their game. Lots of Eastern European girls trodding all over you.

[Niamh.]

You know Niamh , you're an Irish girl. But Irish girls have to up their game. Lots of Eastern European girls trodding all over you.

I'm married already so I'm alright, no competing against them eastern European Ladies for me ;)

[Nemo123]

You are not old, I am older than you and nowhere near antiquated or redundant.

Have you got a photo to prove it?
Carol Vorderman is older than me.

[Nemo123]

Anyway, the question is: Should I make a move on the Eastern European maid who does the cleaning once a forthnight?

[Stu]

Yes. Further away from her, preferably.

[smudgie]

Anyway, the question is: Should I make a move on the Eastern European maid who does the cleaning once a forthnight?

Depends if you want to live in a tidy house or not.

[Nemo123]

Yes. Further away from her, preferably.

Thanks. I'm the very old man who's been asked for ID 3 times in the last year. So, I'm really youthful, moreso than Tom Cruise, or Brad Pitt, and I've had virtually no relationships with women, except for a brief fling in America, when I was 19.

[Nemo123]

Depends if you want to live in a tidy house or not.
Boom boom!

I'm asking this question to women really. I think I know that women will marry men twice their age if they have loads of money, but do women genuinely fall in love with men twice their age?

[Nemo123]

You're a pretty girl Niamh. You're a Wicklow girl. If your ever feel unappreciated and taken for granted, we could meet up for a meal in Bray.

[Niamh.]

I am not a Wicklow girl and I already told you I was married excuse your cheek :nono:

[MTVN]

G'wan Nemo, I think you're in there

[Nemo123]

You are not old, I am older than you and nowhere near antiquated or redundant.
You still up?
Fancy a blind date? Send me a picture.

[Niamh.]

G'wan Nemo, I think you're in there

The only one finding Nemo tonight is his mammy...............or his cleaner :suspect:

[Nemo123]

I am not a Wicklow girl and I already told you I was married excuse your cheek :nono:

Kerry, Cork, Or Clare? I don't care. It's a tiny country.

[Stu]

The only one finding Nemo tonight is his mammy...............or his cleaner :suspect:
Or da gubament.

[Niamh.]

Or da gubament.

:laugh2:

[Nemo123]

:laugh2:

You're cruel but correct. I live with my Mammy. She's 85, I'm 48.
We have a labrador who sleeps with me every night. I'm the youngest, the one who never flew the nest.

Hope you're happy now!

[LemonJam]

Nemo123 where have you been all my life.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Men have no choice but to think about sex every second as things that remind you of sex are constantly on display whether it be a girl with big tits, even if it's covered, a nice round ass, hair flicks, camel toe where as we don't get much bulge or pecs display or anything that is a reminder of sex.

[Kyle]

I give it 3 pages before Nemo starts asking girls for dates.

Edit: crickey only page 1. I'll change my prediction, 3 pages until he posts pictures of a male pornstars penis and claims it's his. :dance:

[King Gizzard]

Hello ladies

[Natalie.]

Nope I don't think so

[smudgie]

You still up?
Fancy a blind date? Send me a picture.

Awwwwww I missed this.
Sorry, happily married and not blind enough for a blind date:joker:

[Jesus.]

Good to see Niamh still putting it about a bit.

[GiRTh]

Good to see Niamh still putting it about a bit.:joker:

[Niamh.]

:suspect:

[Nemo123]

Normally I'd be embarrassed after disclosing so much about myself, but I had a gallon of Guinness on me last night, and I've another gallon on me now. Guinness is so benign, on your stomach, on your mood, it's really good for you. I couldn't be typing so perfectly now, and coherently, if that wasn't true.

[Nemo123]

What I've been thinking about, since I heard it last week, is the Oscar Wilde quote, I believe, "Give a man a mask, and he'll tell you the truth", - I think?

[Kizzy]

If you are so good looking why have you only had one girlfriend,
did you get on well with your mother?.....

[Kate!]

Lmao at this thread

[lostalex]

Shouldn't you change your name now? it's disrespectful to Manning to keep showing pics of her as a boy and calling her Bradley.

It's Chelsea Manning now.

[Stu]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/avatar17807_12gif_zps9a701601.jpg (http://s6.photobucket.com/user/kingofthering/media/avatar17807_12gif_zps9a701601.jpg.html)

Look everyone it's voodoo rasta spirit guide Chelsea Manning. Surrender your deepest secrets or she'll take them anyway.

You're welcome.

[Vicky.]

I think generally, men have a higher sex drive than women..IMO its something to do with their bits being on the outside..honestly.

Theres always exceptions though, this girl you want to hit on may be a raging nympho or something. Worth a shot tbh. You can always get another maid (though can you afford the sexual harassment case?)

[Nemo123]

If you are so good looking why have you only had one girlfriend,
did you get on well with your mother?.....

That's the best question and most worthy of a reply.

The simple answer is I don't know.

The one, and only girlfriend I had, was barely even that. I was 19, in America, and she asked me out. We drank a couple of bottles of wine on the beach, in Masachusetts, and I said to her, "When are we going to kiss?" We did. Her breath was rank btw, and maybe mine was too. But I was so naive at 19, I didn't know she expected me to jump her bones. Subsequently I found myself while talking to this girl, in 2 minds. I wanted to, yet I didn't. Scared. Solipsism. I couldn't commit myself. So, after a while of this, she grew tired of me. She and her sister were by now friends of our group, of 4 Irish guys in Mass. She started to tease me, implying I was gay. I was just a naive young boy who if he'd hadn't had such a sheltered existence, to respect girls, would've and should have rode the arse off her, because that's what she wanted.

[Nemo123]

Shouldn't you change your name now? it's disrespectful to Manning to keep showing pics of her as a boy and calling her Bradley.

It's Chelsea Manning now.

No, because he is in a men's prison.

[Kizzy]

Normally I'd be embarrassed after disclosing so much about myself, but I had a gallon of Guinness on me last night, and I've another gallon on me now. Guinness is so benign, on your stomach, on your mood, it's really good for you. I couldn't be typing so perfectly now, and coherently, if that wasn't true.

Let's see how benign your mood is when you're laying black bricks tomorrow.... So anyway you were telling us about your mum?

[Nemo123]

Let's see how benign your mood is when you're laying black bricks tomorrow.... So anyway you were telling us about your mum?

Black bricks. Very good. I remember in tech, Technological College, a classmate describing big black Guinness ****es. It's true.

I wasn't telling you about my mother, and I'm not going to. So, FO!

[Kizzy]

Hmm, you were very open about the other women in your life, why not?

[Jesus.]

I think generally, men have a higher sex drive than women..IMO its something to do with their bits being on the outside..honestly.

Theres always exceptions though, this girl you want to hit on may be a raging nympho or something. Worth a shot tbh. You can always get another maid (though can you afford the sexual harassment case?)

Bits are on the outside because the internal heat of the body would kill all the sperm. It's a cooling mechanism.

[lostalex]

I think women have an equally high sex drive. i have a lot of female friends, and they are all really slutty. just as slutty as men imo.

everyone loves sex, everyone loves to take off all their clothes and rub their body all around on another naked body. everyone. it's nice.

Stop talking about sex, the only thing that really ruins sex is people talking about it.

[lostalex]

Bits are on the outside because the internal heat of the body would kill all the sperm. It's a cooling mechanism.

how come it doesn't kill the eggs though? maybe they need warmth like a bird egg, it needs to be warmed and cuddled, and protected.

A woman's uterus is like a bird's nest.

[Jesus.]

how come it doesn't kill the eggs though? maybe they need warmth like a bird egg, it needs to be warmed and cuddled, and protected.

A woman's uterus is like a bird's nest.

Because mammals evolved to carry their young internally, so eggs aren't destroyed by the temperatures. Incubation of any sort requires heat.

[lostalex]

thankfully humans have evolved., now we've learned how to carry eggs in poor indian women.

elton said what???

[lostalex]

Because mammals evolved to carry their young internally, so eggs aren't destroyed by the temperatures. Incubation of any sort requires heat.

that is strange reasoning though, because on the coldest place on earth, antarctica, the penguins boys sit on the eggs to make the babies.

[Jesus.]

that is strange reasoning though, because on the coldest place on earth, antarctica, the penguins boys sit on the eggs to make the babies.

Penguins aren't mammals, and they also prove that incubation requires heat.

[Cherie]

Sex isn't a one size fits all, not all women have a lower sex drive then men, and not all men are pulling their plonkers 24/7.

[Nemo123]

I watched an early episode of Frost. There was a damaged individual, who injected children with syringes full of water. But he was a character to be pitied. He didn't hurt the children beyond the injection, and believed he was helping them. He wasn't the killer, of course.
He had never grown up, apparently, because he had never had a sexual relationship with a woman. His condition was described as sublimation - whatever the f- that means. I just wondered how many priests and nuns have never grown up.
He looked sort of like Benny Hill.

[Niamh.]

This thread :laugh2:

[Kizzy]

I watched an early episode of Frost. There was a damaged individual, who injected children with syringes full of water. But he was a character to be pitied. He didn't hurt the children beyond the injection, and believed he was helping them. He wasn't the killer, of course.
He had never grown up, apparently, because he had never had a sexual relationship with a woman. His condition was described as sublimation - whatever the f- that means. I just wondered how many priests and nuns have never grown up.
He looked sort of like Benny Hill.

I think problems arise due to sexual suppression, I go as far as to say some join the church as a way to 'bury' unwanted sexual urges.
I have empathy for anyone who feels conflicted, however as soon as a person acts on those impulses that's different if the urges are to assault another person.

[smeagol]

reminds me that scene from frasier the girl says men use sex to get what you want as well as women. for which frasier replies how can we use sex to get what we want? when sex is what we want lol

i think its equal its just women can get it anytime they want. guys cant hence why they are always thinking about it etc

[Roy Mars III]

Is it true that women have the same sex drive as men?

if you are rich enough

[Z]

Women can't get it any time they want, there's a whole genre of films dedicated to desperately single women being desperately single women. Some people have high sex drives and others don't - but it's seen as negative for women to be vocal about it while it's seen as macho for men to be vocal about their sex drive. I'd bet there are roughly equal numbers of men and women who have high sex drives around the world.

[King Gizzard]

yea

[smeagol]

Women can't get it any time they want, there's a whole genre of films dedicated to desperately single women being desperately single women. Some people have high sex drives and others don't - but it's seen as negative for women to be vocal about it while it's seen as macho for men to be vocal about their sex drive. I'd bet there are roughly equal numbers of men and women who have high sex drives around the world.

a woman can walk in any bar n come out with a guy if she really wanted too or pick some creep up online regardless of looks weight etc.
a guy on the other hand cant. so is bound to have a higher drive for something they cant really get on tap,
its the same its just women are more choosy as they can afford to be lol :joker:

[Z]

a woman can walk in any bar n come out with a guy if she really wanted too or pick some creep up online regardless of looks weight etc.
a guy on the other hand cant. so is bound to have a higher drive for something they cant really get on tap,
its the same its just women are more choosy as they can afford to be lol :joker:

A man could do that too. Having standards is only cock blocking yourself, regardless of what gender you are or genitalia you have.

[Niamh.]

A man could do that too. Having standards is only cock blocking yourself, regardless of what gender you are or genitalia you have.

:laugh2:

[Verbal]

a woman can walk in any bar n come out with a guy if she really wanted too or pick some creep up online regardless of looks weight etc.
a guy on the other hand cant. so is bound to have a higher drive for something they cant really get on tap,
its the same its just women are more choosy as they can afford to be lol :joker:

Oh they can

Women are not as driven by looks as men are. Make a woman laugh and you're in. I don't care if your 9 or 90 stone, with one eye and 3 legs. That is a fact.

[Z]

:laugh2:

That is my #1 drunk pearl of wisdom :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Oh they can

Women are not as driven by looks as men are. Make a woman laugh and you're in. I don't care if your 9 or 90 stone, with one eye and 3 legs. That is a fact.

That's so not true.

[Verbal]

That's so not true.

Well in my case, it is.

[MTVN]

You mean Zee isnt in there now with you Niamh?

[smeagol]

Oh they can

Women are not as driven by looks as men are. Make a woman laugh and you're in. I don't care if your 9 or 90 stone, with one eye and 3 legs. That is a fact.

only way i make women laugh is to drop my trousers but after they laugh they tend to run away lol

[Z]

You mean Zee isnt in there now with you Niamh?

I think I might check in on Facebook

[Jesus.]

Oh they can

Women are not as driven by looks as men are. Make a woman laugh and you're in. I don't care if your 9 or 90 stone, with one eye and 3 legs. That is a fact.

If making the honies laugh is the way to get them into bed, then why do my encounters end with her laughing afterwards?

Huh? Huh? Riddle me that.

[Niamh.]

You mean Zee isnt in there now with you Niamh?

well, Zee was always in there tbf :pipe:

[Z]

well, Zee was always in there tbf :pipe:

That's why Niamh only posts when she's at work, otherwise she's too busy getting busy

[Verbal]

If making the honies laugh is the way to get them into bed, then why do my encounters end with her laughing afterwards?

Huh? Huh? Riddle me that.

I've no idea, see a Doctor. I'm talking from personal experience. I'm a disabled man, in my 20s I pulled women who by looks would be totally out of my league and if I wanted to I could do it now. Focusing on your own looks saying to yourself i'm to fat, i'm to thin blah blah blah is the problem a lot of men have. Women like men with confidence, regardless of how you look.

[Niamh.]

That's why Niamh only posts when she's at work, otherwise she's too busy getting busy

:evilgrin:

[Jesus.]

I've no idea, see a Doctor. I'm talking from personal experience. I'm a disabled man, in my 20s I pulled women who by looks would be totally out of my league and if I wanted to I could do it now. Focusing on your own looks saying to yourself i'm to fat, i'm to thin blah blah blah is the problem a lot of men have. Women like men with confidence, regardless of how you look.

Yeah, alright Hitch, chill your boots.

[Verbal]

Yeah, alright Hitch, chill your boots.

Good one

I answered your question, what you want, jam on it?

[lostalex]

I always hear straight guys say that the most beautiful women are the worst in bed.

I've never been with a guy that was better looking than me, so i can't confirm if this is also true in the gay world.

[Jesus.]

Good one

I answered your question, what you want, jam on it?


I was sort of hoping I'd get a good natured response to a bit of gentle fun-poking, after you replied to a question I asked where I was trying to poke fun at myself, but I apologise.

You're completely right - you did answer my question excellently and I thank you for that, so no need waste your condiments on me.

[smeagol]

I always hear straight guys say that the most beautiful women are the worst in bed.

I've never been with a guy that was better looking than me, so i can't confirm if this is also true in the gay world.

yeah thats true. beautiful women suck . . . badly lol

[Verbal]

I was sort of hoping I'd get a good natured response to a bit of gentle fun-poking, after you replied to a question I asked where I was trying to poke fun at myself, but I apologise.

You're completely right - you did answer my question excellently and I thank you for that, so no need waste your condiments on me.

Sorry my answer didn't live up to your expectations. I'll try harder next time.

[Josy]

I think it totally depends on the individual rather than a difference between male and females tbh..

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Random-if you masturbate at work, do you wash your hands after or if you hate your co workers you don't then touch and handshake them?

[Josy]

Why would anyone masturbate at work?

I don't even think I want to know the answer to that actually

[King Gizzard]

people masturbate at work?

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Vicky.]

You havent lived if you have never had a quick fiddle under your desk at work :bored:

[lostalex]

Random-if you masturbate at work, do you wash your hands after or if you hate your co workers you don't then touch and handshake them?

I just lick them clean. I'm like a cat. :cat:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lol i'm just watching sweat the small stuff on bbc3 and that was one question, surprisingly people have done it before.

I've never so I have no idea why anyone would.

[Josy]

You havent lived if you have never had a quick fiddle under your desk at work :bored:

:laugh3:

[Vicky.]

:evilgrin:

[smeagol]

Random-if you masturbate at work, do you wash your hands after or if you hate your co workers you don't then touch and handshake them?

whats the job though. if a fluffer thats ok if a school teacher or doctor bit dodgy lol

speaking of sex if anybody has webcam sex i got a tip for you. turn the sound down as some people in the library seem to get a bit annoyed ive noticed

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I just lick them clean. I'm like a cat. :cat:

Gross. Vicky, I guess I haven't lived then. :joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

whats the job though. if a fluffer thats ok if a school teacher or doctor bit dodgy lol

speaking of sex if anybody has webcam sex i got a tip for you. turn the sound down as some people in the library seem to get a bit annoyed ive noticed

who would webcam sex in the library? lol

[Vicky.]

Gross. Vicky, I guess I haven't lived then. :joker:

I dont believe you since the thought occurred to you :suspect:

[Roy Mars III]

a woman can walk in any bar n come out with a guy if she really wanted too or pick some creep up online regardless of looks weight etc.
a guy on the other hand cant. so is bound to have a higher drive for something they cant really get on tap,
its the same its just women are more choosy as they can afford to be lol :joker:

preach my friend, nail on the head

[Roy Mars III]

A man could do that too. Having standards is only cock blocking yourself, regardless of what gender you are or genitalia you have.

if only that were true

[Z]

Why would anyone masturbate at work?

I don't even think I want to know the answer to that actually

shove in time before you go home for the day

[smeagol]

who would webcam sex in the library? lol

free internet in there , but they frown upon webcam sex as i found out lol

[Nemo123]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0731959/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_18

In this episode, Peter Gunn plays Sidney Snell.

There's a scene between David Jason and Susannah Doyle. They're walking up the stairs in their nick. Between them they diagnose a man on the basis of his having sex or not. Like sticking his penis in a woman would qualify him as an adult.

I really like Frost, or "A Touch Of Frost", but I think this summary condemnation, of a child trapped in childhood is wrong.

[Kyle]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on Smeagol's webcam channel :dazzler::dazzler:

[smeagol]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on Smeagol's webcam channel :dazzler::dazzler:

lol gonna have that song stuck in my head now

[Kyle]

lol gonna have that song stuck in my head now

:joker:


I apologise it's a terrible song. Could be worse, it could have been that Celine Dion song from the Titanic :yuk:

[Nemo123]

smeagol and Simple Minds, what do you you get out of posting utter garbage?

[Kyle]

smeagol and Simple Minds, what do you you get out of posting utter garbage?

Nothing until you posted that. Now I get excited baby :elephant:

[Nemo123]

Nothing until you posted that. Now I get excited baby :elephant:

So you're excited. Are you just slow? I'm waiting for your excitement to respond to me.

[smeagol]

smeagol and Simple Minds, what do you you get out of posting utter garbage?

which garbage is that precious?

[Nemo123]

I can eat up all the intelligence here, because there's barely an h'ors deuf!

[Kyle]

So you're excited. Are you just slow? I'm waiting for your excitement to respond to me.

Aye I'm slow.

Don't want to interrupt you trying to chat up girls on an Internet forum though so I'll leave you to work your magic :wink:

[Nemo123]

which garbage is that precious?

I don't stick my hand in garbage, unless I'm looking for my keys or something.

[Kyle]

I don't stick my hand in garbage, unless I'm looking for my keys or something.

Or there's another clue in there for your latest conspiracy....

[Nemo123]

Aye I'm slow.

Don't want to interrupt you trying to chat up girls on an Internet forum though so I'll leave you to work your magic :wink:

I see I have a fan.

[Nemo123]

Or there's another clue in there for your latest conspiracy....

You've been paying attention to me. Why?

[Kyle]

You've been paying attention to me. Why?

That's classified

[smeagol]

I don't stick my hand in garbage, unless I'm looking for my keys or something.

very random lol
i stick my head in the garbage have a root around for tasty scraps. and the precioussss

[Nemo123]

That's classified
That's pointless!

[Nemo123]

very random lol
i stick my head in the garbage have a root around for tasty scraps. and the precioussss

Haven't you got hands, with oppossible thumbs?

[Kyle]

That's pointless!

I'll tell you what's pointless. A blunt pencil. Blooming nightmare it is.

[GypsyGoth]

That's pointless!

No, this is pointless

http://i.imgur.com/kaQNAdv.jpg

[Nemo123]

I'll tell you what's pointless. A blunt pencil. Blooming nightmare it is.

A pointless pencil is a project.

[Nemo123]

No, this is pointless

http://i.imgur.com/kaQNAdv.jpg

You are displaying a high order of autism.

[Kyle]

You are displaying a high order of autism.

Bit far that Nemo.

[Nemo123]

Bit far that Nemo.

How do you mean?

I've a slight touch of autism myself. Very slight.

[GypsyGoth]

I don't mind being called autistic :laugh:

[Nemo123]

I don't mind being called autistic :laugh:

Are you?

[Kyle]

How do you mean?

I've a slight touch of autism myself. Very slight.

I don't mind being called autistic :laugh:

Fair enough, carry on :hugesmile:

I believe we were looking for a point?

[Stu]

Hors d'oeuvre, Nemo. But bless you had a go of it.

[Nemo123]

Gypsy Goth, if you think you are like me, then maybe we could talk.

[Kyle]

Gypsy Goth, if you think you are like me, then maybe we could talk.

#FindingNEMOonline

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

I just came here to do the pointless gag, I didn't expect to be drawn into a conversation about whether I have autism or not.

[Kyle]

:laugh2:

I just came here to do the pointless gag, I didn't expect to be drawn into a conversation about whether I have autism or not.

I don't think it's autism he wants to talk with you about :shocked:

[Roy Mars III]

You are displaying a high order of autism.

a great pickup line

[Kyle]

a great pickup line

Hey darling I couldn't help but notice your camel toe, fancy coming to mine tonight?

[Nemo123]

Well, I think it's obvious now. I am autistic. No doctor has diagnosed me. But I know. But just slightly.

[Kyle]

Well, I think it's obvious now. I am autistic. No doctor has diagnosed me. But I know. But just slightly.

Why don't you get diagnosed? There's no shame in it Nemo.

[Nemo123]

I think it is so lite in me. I've been diagnosed as alcoholic, I'm not. Could not give a fig about boose. I'd rather heroin if I could get it.

[Kyle]

I think it is so lite in me. I've been diagnosed as alcoholic, I'm not. Could not give a fig about boose. I'd rather heroin if I could get it.

They've diagnosed you an alcoholic even though you don't drink? You might want to change your doctor mate.

[Nemo123]

They've diagnosed you an alcoholic even though you don't drink? You might want to change your doctor mate.

Some things make you sick from your stomach. Gareth Bale does that.

[Kyle]

Some things make you sick from your stomach. Gareth Bale does that.

Gareth Bale does what?

[Ramsay]

Ah Nemo, always a pleasure

[Kizzy]

Do you only get autistic when you're drunk?.... That's a shame.

[Nemo123]

Gareth Bale does what?

He betrays Spurs.

You know, the club he shined in.

Sold out, for mega money.

Bastard!

[Kyle]

He betrays Spurs.

You know, the club he shined in.

Sold out, for mega money.

Bastard!

And scored again for Real. He's truly world class and belongs at a world class club :dance:

[Nemo123]

I'm always autistic. But just slightly.
The thing about my condition is , I hardly ever lie.

[Kizzy]

You can't lie...and you're male?
Quick! get Dickie Attenborough on the blower. I discovered a rare species! ;)

[Kyle]

You can't lie...and you're male?
Quick! get Dickie Attenborough on the blower. I discovered a rare species! ;)

:shocked:

I think you'll find it's Homo Sapiens Womanus that is the devious species! :devil:

[Nemo123]

Falling asleep. Night all.

[Kyle]

Night Nemo

[Nemo123]

Woken up again!

[MTVN]

Goddamnit Nemo go to sleep!

[Stu]

Christ now look what you've done, you've gotten MTVN up.

[Nemo123]

I can log off but I won't sleep.

[MTVN]

That is a compromise I am willing to accept

[Nemo123]

Goddamnit Nemo go to sleep!

You know exactly when I'm logged on or not.

[Cherie]

You know exactly when I'm logged on or not.

MTVN is watching you, never forget.

[Jesus.]

So is GypsyGoth rainman or not? I get first dibs on taking her to a casino.

[Kyle]

So is GypsyGoth rainman or not? I get first dibs on taking her to a casino.

I don't think Nemo will like that at all. You wouldn't like Nemo when he's angry.

[Nemo123]

I remember groping a girl's arse in a pub/disco, circa 10 or 11 years ago. She said nothing, didn't object. Have I said this already? I mean it was a right good grope.

[Nemo123]

Thing is, I was a goodlooking lad, and she enjoyed me groping her arse, only not a word was exchanged between us, and nothing came of it. Obviously she was desperate for a shag, and so was I, and I just couldn't help myself from groping her, and she didn't flinch or move away. Total strangers.

[Stu]

IcTP7YWPayU

[King Gizzard]

So that's where bobnot's avatar came from

[Cherie]

So that's where bobnot's avatar came from

That was my first thought too.