The X Factor 2013 Live show 5

[Samm]

the remaining acts get into the swing of things for big-band week, with their performances accompanied by a full orchestra. As the live studio rounds reach the halfway point, the would-be chart stars will be raising their game in the hope of securing their place in the competition, but a single mistake could put them in the firing line as they face critiques from Gary Barlow, Nicole Scherzinger, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh. Dermot O'Leary hosts.

Starts at 8PM on ITV

[Benjamin]

her's hoping for another Abi survival.

[Vanessa]

:amazed: Excited!

[Jack_]

please no flash vote, I will cry if it's gone for good :D

[Vanessa]

I topped up my phone just in case there's the flash vote. :dance:

[Samm]

I have no idea who might go this week

[Vanessa]

I'm nervous, but excited. Can't wait to see Luke scatting. :D

[Natalie.]

Hope it's a good night..

[Vanessa]

It will be. I love big band week . :love:

[Brother Leon]

**** theme tbh.

[Samm]

**** theme tbh.

[2]

[Sophiee]

awful theme but let's hope there are some good performances.

[Benjamin]

Ordered my pizza in time for the start of tonight. :hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Hmm Ben might do that.

[Vanessa]

Ordered my pizza in time for the start of tonight. :hugesmile:

I'm having pizza and beer! :amazed:

[Benjamin]

I'm having pizza and beer! :amazed:

Alcohol free night for me tonight, I have a busy day tomorrow. :(

[Jack_]

Big Band and Disco are two of the best themes <3

Need an ABBA Week and they've completed all the best ones this year. 80's was good too actually, tbh they've all been good

[Ammi]

Big Band and Disco are two of the best themes <3Need an ABBA Week and they've completed all the best ones this year. 80's was good too actually, tbh they've all been good

..:worship:..

[Vanessa]

Looking forward to some smooth jazz from Luke! :pipe:

[Ammi]

..:amazed:..

[Samm]

ON NOW

[Jemal]

Lord my pizza isnt even here.

[Benjamin]

My pizza is here. :amazed:

[Samm]

shock kingsland road in the bottom 2 WAHT!?

[Vanessa]

Luke! :amazed:

[Jemal]

Now Gary can focus solely on rough copy and get them to the final

[Jemal]

Louis :laugh3: ffs

[Samm]

One-off louise acts will go home I think hope it's not Sam c

[Brother Leon]

Got to a stage where I only really care for RC or Louis tbh. :laugh:

[Jemal]

Fk u Benjamin

[Samm]

Ew big band

[Benjamin]

Lord my pizza isnt even here.

Lol, we posted at the same second about our pizza situation. :laugh:

[BigSister]

Big band has always been my fave theme ^_^

[Jemal]

Lol, we posted at the same second about our pizza situation. :laugh:

That's why i insulted you :joker:

[Natalie.]

I love Dermot

[Vanessa]

Love the live band! :worship:

[Benjamin]

Big band has always been my fave theme ^_^

Same.

[Benjamin]

Ah, the voice over guy, do we usually see him in BB week?

[Ammi]

..the judges looking fab-u-lous...:love:..

[Jemal]

Nicole never has a bad day

[Samm]

Sharon :lovedup:

[King Gizzard]

this octopus let's give him boots

[Braden]

Let's hope for some eggs hidden in violin cases. :love:

[King Gizzard]

''the hardest working judges in show business''

bull to the ****

[GypsyGoth]

Nicole can hardly walk :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Nicole never has a bad day

Last Saturday she did, that dog/hair.

[Saph]

I hate big band week

http://media.tumblr.com/e0295c0e88be49695f63ab4c0268b53e/tumblr_inline_muxs7nqH6O1qifdz4.gif

[Natalie.]

Louis will probs lose someone this eweek

[Samm]

Let's hope for some eggs hidden in violin cases. :love:

http://i.imgur.com/Z0DskxR.gif

[BigSister]

Louis `I remember big band music` :laugh:

[Jemal]

Hi ammi
(Gonna call you amz from now on:d)

[Jemal]

Hi ammi
(Gonna call you amz from now on:d)

[Ammi]

Nicole can hardly walk :laugh:

..that is some dress. but walking would be good too...

[Benjamin]

Oh, Abi first. Bye Abi. :(

[Vanessa]

Abi is up first. :shocked:

[Ammi]

Hi ammi
(Gonna call you amz from now on:d)

..yo Jemz..:love:..

[Shaun]

i've given up on wanting her out so whatever let's just get her out of the way :idc:

[Vanessa]

Oh, Abi first. Bye Abi. :(

She needs to be good, or she'll be in trouble. :bawling:

[Benjamin]

Abi has yet to be the last girl to perform. :bored:

[Samm]

Abi first will probably go then

[King Gizzard]

yeah, i don't get why big band week is a thing, when there's never big band in the charts apart from when Buble churns out another terrible record

[Brother Leon]

Big Bland Abi.

[Shaun]

tbf there's not really going to be many contestants that're ready for "drum and bass week"

[Natalie.]

Weird seeing her without glasses

[Jemal]

? Is this a band song lol

[Vanessa]

This song is all wrong for her. Smile would have been AMAZING. :(

[Saph]

not here for Flabi

[Ammi]

..Abi just isn't a performer at all..:sad:..

[Braden]

omg I'm actually liking this.

She looks amazing too.

[GypsyGoth]

Her voice doesn't really suit the song, but she's doing a good job regardless.

[Samm]

don't like

[GypsyGoth]

Big Bland Abi.

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Her voice doesn't really suit the song, but she's doing a good job regardless.

This!

[Shaun]

what did frank do to deserve this :bawling:

[Ammi]

..her vocals are ok though...

[Natalie.]

Actually like Abi now, what has happened to me

[Vanessa]

Nicole always picks the wrong songs for Abi. :nono:

[Benjamin]

I think she did that quite well.

[Jemal]

Wtf just happened.

[Brother Leon]

Louis :laugh:

[Shaun]

why is that bloke in the crowd lit up

[Ammi]

..it wasn't that bad, she just doesn't have any stage presence...

[smudgie]

I thought she done well.:hugesmile:

[Samm]

She get's s*** song choices

[Vanessa]

I think she did that quite well.

Bad song choice i think.

[Kazanne]

she was ok I thought

[Vanessa]

She get's s*** song choices

Agreed!

[Samm]

is there a week when there is no theme

[BigSister]

I agree with vanessa and GG

[Brother Leon]

She'll obviously be last girl standing..not worth hating on her anymore lol.

[Natalie.]

Flower sisters abi and nicole

[Benjamin]

..it wasn't that bad, she just doesn't have any stage presence...

She has more than Tamera and Nicholas. :laugh:

[Vanessa]

is there a week when there is no theme

I hope so! :hugesmile:

[Jemal]

So interested in seeing RC's hit the road jack version.

Sharon confuses me.. To be fair to abi... When she doesn't hold back, you complain and say she should keep using her normal voice but when she holds back and does what you say, you say she shouldn't hold back lmao

[Vanessa]

She has more than Tamera and Nicholas. :laugh:

True! :thumbs:

[Samm]

I hope so! :hugesmile:

it would be good if they get to chose there own songs one week

[Vanessa]

Come on Luke! Good luck! :cheer:

[Shaun]

She has more than Tamera

lol

[Ammi]

So interested in seeing RC's hit the road jack version.

Sharon confuses me.. To be fair to abi... When she doesn't hold back, you complain and say she should keep using her normal voice but when she holds back and does what you say, you say she shouldn't hold back lmao

..I'm hoping that will be the best one of the night...

[Shaun]

oh this is the first time i've seen this ad

[BigSister]

Dammit i thought it was coca cola ad

[Benjamin]

lol

She does, Tamera is dull as ****, hence her being in the B2 last week.

[Ammi]

..OMG, this ad..it makes me cry...

[Saph]

what sort of 80s animation

[Vanessa]

this ad is lovely. :lovedup:

[Shaun]

She does, Tamera is dull as ****, hence her being in the B2 last week.

OK ben, pretend the bottom 2 situation is always right because it just happens to match your opinion this time.

[Drew.]

great ad, great animation

[Natalie.]

Is coca cola ad coming tonight or tomorrow?

[smudgie]

I expect better from John Lewis

[Ammi]

Dammit i thought it was coca cola ad

...:lovedup:..

[Samm]

the john Lewis add :lovedup:

[King Gizzard]

can't work out of keane and Lily who bores me most

[Natalie.]

great ad, great animation

I could watch your sig for a long time :laugh:

[Vanessa]

Wow! I love it! :amazed:

[Benjamin]

Aww that was a lovely xmas ad. :love:

[Jemal]

John Lewis have just made major prof this christmas

[Shaun]

:joker: one advert-break

[Ammi]

Is coca cola ad coming tonight or tomorrow?

..I think it's meant to be tonight, I hope so...

[Vanessa]

Aww that was a lovely xmas ad. :love:

It nearly made me cry. :bawling:

[Benjamin]

OK ben, pretend the bottom 2 situation is always right because it just happens to match your opinion this time.

I don;t need to pretend, Tamera can sing but she is so dull.

[Vanessa]

I don;t need to pretend, Tamera can sing but she is so dull.

I agree with that.

[King Gizzard]

''I thought I'd just turn up''

yeah ****ing right

[GypsyGoth]

She got to meet Michael from Bolton :idc:

[Jemal]

..?

[Saph]

who

[Brother Leon]

I don;t need to pretend, Tamera can sing but she is so dull.

and Abi can't sing and is dull...:idc:

[smudgie]

I would be offering him more than any cup of tea.:hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Let's get a cup of tea. :joker:

[Natalie.]

Michael Bolton, did he have long hair

[Vanessa]

:bored:

[Ammi]

..Michael Bolton looks like Spalding from AHS...

[Shaun]

he has a rather plastic face

[Kazanne]

WOWS ,Sam must feel great

[Vanessa]

I would be offering him more than any cup of tea.:hugesmile:

:shocked::joker::evilgrin:

[Samm]

Sam B :amazed:

[Shaun]

k where did she get stage presence from

sam gurl what is this, you're actually performing <3

[Ammi]

Michael Bolton, did he have long hair
..yeah, he used to have when he was younger..mind, I can't actually remember him being younger...

[Natalie.]

:elephant::elephant: Sam B

[Benjamin]

I actually ****ing love this woman. :loveL

[Samm]

Love :love: she is amazing

[Shaun]

this is the performance of the series so far. Wow.

[Samm]

Winner right there

[King Gizzard]

I wanna be apart of it, Butlins Butlins

[Kazanne]

now that,s big band

[Jemal]

Poor song choice..
But watch this performance get overrated to the stars:idc:

[Vanessa]

I like Sam Baily, but i still prefer my Luke. :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..whoa, pretty good..:love:..I think big band suits her..

[smudgie]

The star of the show.

[Drew.]

Very good

[Samm]

Sam B & Hannah & Sam C final 3 plz :idc:

[Vanessa]

Love this song! :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

It was like really being in new york.

[Natalie.]

Wow nice one Sam B

[Ammi]

..that song was perfect for her..

[Samm]

all of the judges standing :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Impressive.

Best vocalist, but that was obvious already.

[Natalie.]

..yeah, he used to have when he was younger..mind, I can't actually remember him being younger...
me neither, think I loke a few of his songs though

[Ammi]

me neither, think I loke a few of his songs though

...shh, don't say it out loud..:wink:..

[smudgie]

Best voice..and she is gaining in X-Factor al the time.

[Natalie.]

Nicholas who's 16?

[Vanessa]

I'm nervous! Someone hold me! :bawling:

[Samm]

Ugh Nic :sleep:

[Brother Leon]

Louis Armstrong for the VT :worship:

[Benjamin]

Will this boy just get a personality.

[Ammi]

I'm nervous! Someone hold me! :bawling:

..:hug:..

[Samm]

he is so boring :sleep:

[Natalie.]

...shh, don't say it out loud..:wink:..

:laugh: I didn't say anything

[Vanessa]

..:hug:..

I'm nervous for Luke. i just want him to do well. :sad:

[Shaun]

right, i've finally worked out who he reminds me of.

tom from hollyoaks.

[Saph]

http://media.tumblr.com/983b901a392106dd8aea09eea1a5e249/tumblr_inline_muy3svDsZu1rnc0ht.gif

[Natalie.]

I'm nervous for Luke. i just want him to do well. :sad:

He'll do well I'm sure :hugesmile:

[Vanessa]

Good god! This takes dull to another level. :shocked::shocked::shocked::sleep:

[Benjamin]

right, i've finally worked out who he reminds me of.

tom from hollyoaks.

YES!

[Kazanne]

Aw feel sorry for the lad,he tries so hard,

[Ammi]

I'm nervous for Luke. i just want him to do well. :sad:

..don't worry, Vanessa I think he'll be cool and do a good job with this theme..

[Vanessa]

He'll do well I'm sure :hugesmile:

I get more nervous than he does. :shocked::joker:

[Benjamin]

All the mums and nans at home getting moist over this.

[Black Dagger]

Nicholas is far more boring than Abi.

[Vanessa]

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Ammi]

..he is bland but sweet, I think grandmas will love him...

[Vanessa]

All the mums and nans at home getting moist over this.

:joker:

[Saph]

All the mums and nans at home getting moist over this.

:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Amazing stuff :worship:

[Jordan.]

right, i've finally worked out who he reminds me of.

tom from hollyoaks.

Salmans been saying this for weeks lol

[Natalie.]

I get more nervous than he does. :shocked::joker:

You're a good supporter of people you like, really get behind them :dance2:

[Shaun]

yes but everyone ignores salman

[Vanessa]

Ugh! I didn't think he could get even more boring, but i was wrong. :nono:

[Jordan.]

Can he or Sam C go this week

[Benjamin]

STOP MENTIONING HIS ****ING AGE! :mad:

[Vanessa]

Drinking game :

Drink everytime the judges say "he's sexteen". :joker:

[Samm]

Amazing stuff :worship:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/874f29e2bfc97e2356096c35e6e57a59/tumblr_mf04mcMgId1rwl7hzo2_500.gif

[smudgie]

Can he or Sam C go this week

Yes please:hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

OMFG! Stop with his age.

[Brother Leon]

Just give us a modern theme already ffs.

[Samm]

he looks like a monkey

[Ammi]

..I don't think he's that bad, just bland like Abi...

[Videostar]

He can sing but it still leaves me cold, no emotion in his voice, just no charisma at all.

[Natalie.]

OMFG! Stop with his age.

I know, it's annoying

[Jemal]

Why dont they mention tameras age as much as this?

[BigSister]

LuKE ^_^

[Vanessa]

Luke is up after Hannah. Looking forward to it! :)

[Videostar]

he looks like a monkey

TBF he is from Scotland.

[Black Dagger]

Sam C being given a late slot. vom.

Although it might not be too bad, sandwiched between Tamera and Rough Copy.

[Natalie.]

I do like that christmas ad

[Brother Leon]

Boots wins again. 2 years in a row.

[Shaun]

how the hell can this child afford to give perfume gifts to people as arbitrary as his nan's carer though

#cameronsbritain

[Vanessa]

He's just sexteen! drinks beer

[Saph]

someone buy me a furby for xmas, ill pm address details

[smudgie]

how the hell can this child afford to give perfume gifts to people as arbitrary as his nan's carer though

#cameronsbritain

Paper round.....:hugesmile:

[Natalie.]

He's just sexteen! drinks beer

you'll be drunk :laugh:

[smudgie]

Sooooo, it is Boots for the fragrance and Morrisons for the food then.

[Ammi]

Paper round.....:hugesmile:

..or robbin' #brokenbritian..

[Jemal]

Luke time

[Vanessa]

Oh ****! Here we go! :eek::eek::eek:

[Samm]

Time for luke have not warmed to him yet

[Black Dagger]

Oh here he is :amazed:

[Shaun]

oh, he was in Exeter.

[Benjamin]

Urgh Sam C will near the end. :bored:

[Samm]

what song is he singing

[GypsyGoth]

We got to see Luke Friend's friends.

[Shaun]

*wonders which segment of this performance will be in a gif in vanessa's signature this week*

[smudgie]

Phwoooooooaarrrrr:hugesmile:

[Natalie.]

We got to see Luke Friend's friends.

:laugh:

[Kazanne]

We got to see Luke Friend's friends.

:joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

He's stumbling :sad:

[Benjamin]

Uh oh, I think he could find himself in the B2.

[King Gizzard]

Now I know why he normally has wild hair...

[Jemal]

Tf is going?

[King Gizzard]

Terrible tonight

[Samm]

oh no

[Kazanne]

Phwoooooooaarrrrr:hugesmile:

Behave you:joker:

[smudgie]

Ohhh,song is too big for him:bawling:

[Ammi]

..a good song choice for him..:love:....YAY, Vanessa...

[Shaun]

this is...bad.

[Brother Leon]

Nicky still top boy.

[Black Dagger]

Ending may have just saved him..

[Vanessa]

I liked it! :love:

[smudgie]

Behave you:joker:

Well he does look rather cute....:hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

sit the **** down louis that isn't a standing ovation performance

[Shaun]

*Barlow goes up in my estimations for that subtle Buble shade*

[Kazanne]

Not good this week,and I like him

[Samm]

I kind of agree with gary

[Ammi]

..I thought his vocals were good, he just looked slightly uneasy with the theme...

[Amy Jade]

I agree with Gary and Nicole, Dermott needs to ****, hate how he's like 'he's been great every week...' ermmm and? that doesnt mean they should excuse a low par performance

[Benjamin]

Hasn't she been on voice rest before?

[Jordan.]

Hannah strained her voice, what a surprise

[Braden]

How is she going to do tours and concerts if she's on voice rest all the time?

[Brother Leon]

Hannah's choice :worship:

[Jemal]

Is she ever not on voice rest?

[Amy Jade]

I hope she sings this week and doesnt shout her song like last week :hmph: