Shelley love in [merged]

[bwoty]

why was Shell kicked off the show in week 2? It makes absolutely no sense to me!

I think the people at home voting have gone stir crazy.

[Glenn.]

She was shockingly bad. Thats why she was booted off

[Samm]

I was over with it ages ago

[Jordan.]

Because she's a pub singer not a star

[bwoty]

She was shockingly bad. Thats why she was booted off

:crazy:

[bwoty]

Because she's a pub singer not a star

She had an amazing voice, great look and lots of personality. If that's not a star then I don't know what is?

[Jack_]

I'm sorry Shell but the dream is over, get back in that van bbz

[Ramsay]

Yes, she just screams international superstar

[Glenn.]

:crazy:

She was bad and her grotesque facial expressions made me gag

[reece(:]

She was a bad rendition of a joke act and was voted out accordingly. http://i.minus.com/i5S90JmY9Q3Ud.gif

[bwoty]

She was bad and her grotesque facial expressions made me gag

grotesque???

[King Gizzard]

Shelley or Mariah Carey?

[bwoty]

Yes, she just screams international superstar

This

[Glenn.]

grotesque???

Yes

[bwoty]

Yes

I think you've got the word grotesque mixed up with the word gorgeous

[Glenn.]

:laugh3:

I think not.

[bwoty]

Ignore the haters Shell

[Ramsay]

I think you've got the word grotesque mixed up with the word gorgeous

Shelly, you were voted off get over it

[Samm]

Shelly who?

[Shaun]

Shelley begins with S and you know what else does? Superstar. COINCIDENCE?????

[bwoty]

I just think shell had a lot of talent and a lot of potential. just seems a shame for her to leave so early when the silly acts are still in the competition

[Benjamin]

There is only one silly act left, and that is Sam C.

I liked Shelley but she wasn't destined to go far in this.

[Jordan.]

Ignore the haters Shell

lmao

[reece(:]

I just think shell had a lot of talent and a lot of potential. just seems a shame for her to leave so early when the silly acts are still in the competition
She was the silly act
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shelley-smith3-460x258.jpg

[bwoty]

She was the silly act
http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shelley-smith3-460x258.jpg

Shell is not this years Johnny Robinson! It's that weird Luke kid with the awful hair who thinks its the 90's.

[Benjamin]

-awaits Vanessa's rage-

[mizzy25]

I forgot all about Shell, she was an ok singer but IMO the guy should have got throught rather than her, I cant think of his name but he was a nice looking guy.

[bwoty]

I forgot all about Shell, she was an ok singer but IMO the guy should have got throught rather than her, I cant think of his name but he was a nice looking guy.

:crazy:

[Heaven = Winner]

The Legendary Lorna Simpson deserves this thread; not Shellz.

[erinp5]

What has happened to the flash vote ? that's what put her in the bottom.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

she was annoying. Sharon should have picked the wannabe rockstar man for candy factor.

[bwoty]

...with Shell gone there doesn't seem to be any point.

Wouldn't surprise me if they cancelled the show before it even gets to the final. None of the remaining contestants have what Shell had :(

[reece(:]

She's been gone about 2 month.. are you still in the mourning stage or just plain crazy? :crazy:

[bwoty]

She's been gone about 2 month.. are you still in the mourning stage or just plain crazy? :crazy:

Shell was kicked out 4 weeks ago, hardly 2 months

[King Gizzard]

Same OP

[Jack_]

You are clearly Shelley

[reece(:]

Shell was kicked out 4 weeks ago, hardly 2 months
Guess it just felt like that because she was just oh so irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

[bwoty]

I honestly thought Shell would make it to the final!

[bwoty]

And I think Shell clearly is relevant, otherwise we wouldn't be talking about her!

[bwoty]

I think generally Shell is the most talked about eliminated contestant, I've forgotten who the others were

[reece(:]

It's only you starting topics about her... and everyone else discussing your crazy infatuation.

[bwoty]

It's only you starting topics about her... and everyone else discussing your crazy infatuation.

If anyone has an 'infatuation' it's you with me lol

Ignore the haterz Shell you rock!

[reece(:]

If anyone has an 'infatuation' it's you with me lol

Ignore the haterz Shell you rock!
Don't flatter yourself.http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/lmao.gif

[bwoty]

Shell Rocks!

[Jack_]

This is definitely the dullest trolling I've ever seen on the internet

[Benjamin]

A Shelley Troll. :joker:

[bwoty]

Ignore the haterz Shell

[Black Dagger]

Shell is not this years Johnny Robinson! It's that weird Luke kid with the awful hair who thinks its the 90's.

Luke is the best act left and Shelley was a tragic waste of time who is back in her van now and rightly so. xo

[Black Dagger]

I think generally Shell is the most talked about eliminated contestant, I've forgotten who the others were

Only by you...

[Benji_]

This has nothing to do with Shelley but I'm thinking of not bothering either, It always whenever it gets to this stage I just get bored and cba with it anymore i think its cause they drag it on for so long it gets boring after a while...

[bwoty]

Luke is the best act left and Shelley was a tragic waste of time who is back in her van now and rightly so. xo

Luke can go **** himself! Shell was robbed!

[bwoty]

This is for you Shelley :)

S is for Spunk, because you have so much
H is for Happy, which is what I feel when you sing
E is for Entertaining, that should be your middle name
L is for Lovely, that's you all over
L is for Loyal, I'm your loyal fan
E is for Enraged that you are no longer on the show
Y is for Yellow, the colour of your hair

You rock Shelley!

[Lee.]

Who's Shelley??

[Jack_]

restraining order needed

[bwoty]

Shelley Smith she should have won the x factor, but Simon wanted her out so he rigged the votes in week 2

[Alf]

She was *****in Sh*t, a fat oxygen thief.

I don't blame you for not watching though, the standard of the competition is very, very poor.

Treat yourself to England vs France in the World cup quarter final instead, BBC2 7.30pm, that's what my eyes will be viewing.

[bwoty]

She was *****in Sh*t, a fat oxygen thief.

I don't blame you for not watching though, the standard of the competition is very, very poor.

Treat yourself to England vs France in the World cup quarter final instead, BBC2 7.30pm, that's what my eyes will be viewing.

Excuse me???

[Black Dagger]

She'll be locking you in her white van before long.

[bwoty]

She'll be locking you in her white van before long.

Please, I'm not a lesbian I just happen to be a Shell Fan. We're calling ourselves 'Shell-iciouses' now

[Lee.]

Shelley Smith she should have won the x factor, but Simon wanted her out so he rigged the votes in week 2

Oh right.. I think she went because she was crap. Nothing more than a decent karaoke singer!... A highly irritating one!

[Alf]

Excuse me???
Why, have you farted?

[Black Dagger]

Please, I'm not a lesbian I just happen to be a Shell Fan. We're calling ourselves 'Shell-iciouses' now

I'll stick to being a #FRIENDIE

[bwoty]

Ignore the haterz Shell!

[Alf]

Ignore the haterz Shell!
She's an ignorant bitch isn't she? she hasn't even thanked you for obsessing over her, too busy shoveling cake down her gob no doubt.

[Glenn.]

What the **** @ this thread :laugh2:

[reece(:]

She's an ignorant bitch isn't she? she hasn't even thanked you for obsessing over her, too busy shoveling cake down her gob no doubt.
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/lmao.gif

[Lee.]

Adele, is that you?! :wavey:

[Natalie.]

She reminded me of Josie Gibson

[bwoty]

I wonder if Shelley will be watching tonight?

[Glenn.]

She'll be driving around her local takeaways in her white van tonight.

[reece(:]

Poor Lorna being robbed by the Shellbeast.

[bwoty]

Poor Lorna being robbed by the Shellbeast.

Lorna who???

[Alf]

Lorna who???
Bliss

[King Gizzard]

Sheliteful

[jackc1806]

Wtf are these threads hahahaha

[jackc1806]

Liking Shelly is fine but no need to make loads of threads :)

[Verbal]

Just when you think you might be slightly gone in the head, you log onto the internet and discover that you are actually quite normal.

[bwoty]

It's going to be really hard for me to judge the contestants tonight because I'll just be think how much better Shell would have performed the songs

[Stu]

I thought you were giving up watching it?

You should make an effigy of her with Brillo Pads and feed it stuff.

[bwoty]

I thought you were giving up watching it?

You should make an effigy of her with Brillo Pads and feed it stuff.

:crazy:

[Glenn.]

I love the condescending :crazy: smiley.

[bwoty]

looks like the 2 joke acts are in the bottom 2, they should kick them both out and bring back Shell-icious

[Glenn.]

The joke act went in week 2 sweetheart

[bwoty]

The joke act went in week 2 sweetheart

Don't call me sweetheart, I'm a 50 year old woman and probably older than your parents!

[reece(:]

Don't call me sweetheart, I'm a 50 year old woman and probably older than your parents!
Confirmed the user is Shelley

[Glenn.]

You should have some brain cells in that dear little head of yours then sweetheart.

/feedingthetroll

[Stu]

No need to feed it with patronising ageism, in fairness.

[bwoty]

Confirmed the user is Shelley

Shell-icious is 34 :rolleyes:

[Glenn.]

Hardly ageist tbh and going on how said user talks to people. Who cares?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Are you her lover?

[bwoty]

1- I haven't said anything rude to anyone on here
2- no I am not Shells loser

:crazy:

[bwoty]

wow looks like Simons plan hasn't worked, Shell may have been robbed in week 2 but she's still the most talked about contestant!

[Stu]

What does 'bwoty' mean?

[King Gizzard]

''Big woman of the year''..?

[Benjamin]

wow looks like Simons plan hasn't worked, Shell may have been robbed in week 2 but she's still the most talked about contestant!

Are you on drugs?

[bwoty]

What does 'bwoty' mean?

I have a very senior position at work and I'm always by far the busiest there so some of my friends have named me business woman of the year or bwoty for short

[King Gizzard]

:joker:

[Stu]

Dis got good.

[bwoty]

Ignore the haterz Shell

[bwoty]

100 posts on the Shelley thread, Congratulations

[Stu]

Where do you work?

I mean I don't want addresses or anything just be general about it.

[bwoty]

100 posts on the Shelley thread, Congratulations

:dance::elephant::dance::elephant::dance::elephant ::dance::elephant::dance:

[reece(:]

100 posts on the Shelley thread, Congratulations
Well done, now time to lock it.

[bwoty]

Where do you work?

I mean I don't want addresses or anything just be general about it.

I work in finance

[bwoty]

Well done, now time to lock it.

ignore the haterz Shell

[Stu]

Sweeeet as.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by the way. I genuinely don't think you understand how forum ... normalness ... works. Which is cool.

LOLS will be had, however.

Stay strong, Shell.

[bwoty]

Sweeeet as.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by the way. I genuinely don't think you understand how forum ... normalness ... works. Which is cool.

LOLS will be had, however.

Stay strong, Shell.

You're right I mustn't know how forums normally work as I've been given something called an infraction for talking about an x factor contestant on an x factor forum :conf:

[Glenn.]

:laugh3:

[bwoty]

:crazy:

[bwoty]

Love you Shell

[reece(:]

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/umomg.png

[bwoty]

Looks like I have a shadow lol

[bwoty]

Loving my new shell makeover

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh

[Glenn.]

So is this the real Shelley then?

[bwoty]

So is this the real Shelley then?

No I've said this before I'm not Miss Shellicious I'm just a fan!

My name is Liz and I'm about 15 years older than Shell (and no I'm not her mother either)

Do you really think Shell has time to be chatting on here with all her interviews and premiers and things???

[Black Dagger]

Job interviews you mean? For places like Tesco or Burger King?

[Glenn.]

:joker: :joker:

[bwoty]

Job interviews you mean? For places like Tesco or Burger King?

Shell would not be seen dead in a Tesco or a Burger King

http://www.heatworld.com/images/122050_615x10000_STD/2013/10/shelley_m.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Judging by the size of her.. I think she'd love a bit of Burger King.

[bwoty]

Judging by the size of her.. I think she'd love a bit of Burger King.

ouch you made a fat joke :rolleyes:

if you're going to throw shade don't make it cheap

[Pete.]

Just read this - the fūck happened here?

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11140/000013d8c/19d3_orh400w300/Josie-Gibson7.jpg

[Samm]

This thread http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/umomg.png

[Pete.]

http://nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11140/000013d8c/19d3_orh400w300/Josie-Gibson7.jpg

Shelley looks good there