Idiotic/Annoying things people say on Facebook

[Kyle]

Apologies if there's a thread for this, just merge it or get rid if there is.

Facebook pisses me off sometimes, in fact that's a lie it's not Facebook it's the people. Here's today's status that takes the biscuit;

"What a ****ing moron, that's all I have to say"

What??!! Do you honestly want me to ask you what your on about? Did you leave it deliberately vague so that somebody comments on your page?

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh

[Kyle]

"Likes my picture if you think I'm hot"

What?? This isn't Bebo bitch, are you even old enough to be on Facebook?

[Kyle]

"If you don't share my link about animal welfare then you don't care about animal welfare"

Right so because someone's made a **** page with a picture of a sad dog on it and I can't be assed to share it I am now complicit in the abuse and neglect of animals? I hate that.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Apologies if there's a thread for this, just merge it or get rid if there is.

Facebook pisses me off sometimes, in fact that's a lie it's not Facebook it's the people. Here's today's status that takes the biscuit;

"What a ****ing moron, that's all I have to say"

What??!! Do you honestly want me to ask you what your on about? Did you leave it deliberately vague so that somebody comments on your page?

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh

And then someone leaves a comment.
"What's wrong man, Inbox me if you need to chat"

Person replies
"Lol no worries man. It's fine. How are you tho?"

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[Kyle]

And then someone leaves a comment.
"What's wrong man, Inbox me if you need to chat"

Person replies
"Lol no worries man. It's fine. How are you tho?"

Lol yeh, you wouldn't have said it if you were fine.

'Oh it's nothing, they know who they are.'

Oh well I'm glad they know cos I frigging don't, next time send them a message instead of clogging up my newsfeed :hugesmile:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"If you don't share my link about animal welfare then you don't care about animal welfare"

Right so because someone's made a **** page with a picture of a sad dog on it and I can't be assed to share it I am now complicit in the abuse and neglect of animals? I hate that.

Same goes for human rights pages. Like that Kony thing. If you didn't share links while sitting on your ass and eating biscuits, you didn't care about human rights.

And don't get me started on your second post lol. "lIke if you think i'm a good friend" "like if you like me, comment if you love me"

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[Benji_]

'#YoloSwag' does my head in

[RichardG]

This guy from my old high school posted last night, "mann royals is a fatt tune on the slyyy"

:shrug:

[Kyle]

@ithinkiloveyoutoo

My news feed is clogged to death with self serving pages like that

@benji not seen that one, I'm glad though it looks annoying :hugesmile:

[Kyle]

This guy from my old high school posted last night, "mann royals is a fatt tune on the slyyy"

:shrug:

Oh yeh forgot about these, there's one girl in particular that talks chavatronic in everything she writes

"I don't care wot yaz thinks, I'm not da fake one n dat it's u so jst fuk of"

[Natalie.]

This is why I don't go on facebook much

[Kyle]

"Hey look at me, yes you look at me, hey are you paying attention to me, I've just made seven status's about going on holiday to Cuba and how excited I am, #feelingexcited #****youallimgoingforatan look at me some more, hey I'm going to Cuba I can't wait"

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh yeh forgot about these, there's one girl in particular that talks chavatronic in everything she writes

"I don't care wot yaz thinks, I'm not da fake one n dat it's u so jst fuk of"

The worst is when they talk chavatronic and miss words in between so you really dont' know what the hell they're on about.

Love messages. There's this one girl got a boyfriend not long ago and literally her page is about him only now. And she calls him minion which makes it more annoying.

Ooh can't wait to see my minion tomorrow.
At secret location with my minion
Love my minion soooo much
My minion is the best boyfriend in the world

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggh? :conf:

[RichardG]

Oh yeh forgot about these, there's one girl in particular that talks chavatronic in everything she writes

"I don't care wot yaz thinks, I'm not da fake one n dat it's u so jst fuk of"

I'd ask him what he's talking about but almost every Saturday night at around 11:15pm he says something along the lines of "if av not posted in an hour about been nicked" and his profile picture is of him with blood all over his hands, face and jumper so I think I'm going to leave him alone!! :o

[Kyle]

The worst is when they talk chavatronic and miss words in between so you really dont' know what the hell they're on about.

Love messages. There's this one girl got a boyfriend not long ago and literally her page is about him only now. And she calls him minion which makes it make annoying.

Ooh can't wait to see my minion tomorrow.
At secret location with my minion
Love my minion soooo much
My minion is the best boyfriend in the world

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggh? :conf:

Minion? Lol is her boyfriend mini me from Austin powers? :hugesmile:

[Kyle]

I'd ask him what he's talking about but almost every Saturday night at around 11:15pm he says something along the lines of "if av not posted in an hour about been nicked" and his profile picture is of him with blood all over his hands, face and jumper so I think I'm going to leave him alone!! :o

Haha sounds like a proper nutter. :hugesmile:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Minion? Lol is her boyfriend mini me from Austin powers? :hugesmile:

She's referring to minions from Despicable Me as they're both apparently obsessed with them. I think she knitted him one minion hat too. :yuk:

[Kyle]

I'm with you on the new couples ones, before social media you only had to deal with them on the bus but now your news feed gets assaulted with 2 day old couples saying they are the most amazing person ever and that they are soo happy. I almost feel like commenting 'come back and say that in a year'

[Kyle]

She's referring to minions from Despicable Me as they're both apparently obsessed with them. I think she knitted him one minion hat too. :yuk:

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[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"Can't chat anymore now going to bed people. " why not just say it to the person you were chatting to in the chat box, if indeed you were chatting to anyone or are you just trying to make yourself look popular.

BBm me people here is my pin-
Find me on X box-
Find me on ********
Find me on twitter
find me on myspace

....no thanks just finding you on facebook is fine.:blush:

[x-evenstar-x]

If it annoys use all so much why do use fb, I think you all really love it! Especially you Kyle :joker:

[Kyle]

If it annoys use all so much why do use fb, I think you all really love it! Especially you Kyle :joker:

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[x-evenstar-x]

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I might just fill your wall with messages about how much I love you just cause I know how much you will like that :wink:

[Tom4784]

I will delete people who do **** like that, attention seeking morons.

[Kyle]

I might just fill your wall with messages about how much I love you just cause I know how much you will like that :wink:

That word should be outlawed on Facebook until people are at least 6 months into their relationship.

I enjoy seeing the fallout though when people split up. The angry ones are hilarious but I don't particularly enjoy the sad ones.

[Natalie.]

I don't like it when people say they love their boyfriend after 2 days on facebook

[Kyle]

I don't like it when people say they love their boyfriend after 2 days on facebook

I think we've established me and ithinkiloveyoutoo don't like people saying anything on Facebook :hugesmile:

[Kyle]

I will delete people who do **** like that, attention seeking morons.

Do you manage to have more than 100 friends on Facebook?

If I deleted everybody who did that I would probably be left with about 30 people :hugesmile:

[x-evenstar-x]

That word should be outlawed on Facebook until people are at least 6 months into their relationship.

I enjoy seeing the fallout though when people split up. The angry ones are hilarious but I don't particularly enjoy the sad ones.

That's ok then, I shall proceed :joker:

I agree, there's noting worse than seeing all of the above on fb! People are so annoying!

[Natalie.]

I think we've established me and ithinkiloveyoutoo don't like people saying anything on Facebook :hugesmile:

There must be something you like about facebook? :joker:

[Kyle]

There must be something you like about facebook? :joker:

Most of this thread is tongue and cheek with a general tinge of annoyance. Don't get me wrong I think Facebook is great......mostly :hugesmile:

[x-evenstar-x]

The thing I like about fb is that I can be really nosey, I love snooping through everyone's pictures and stuff.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I will delete people who do **** like that, attention seeking morons.

"this person I don't know just tried to add me as a friend. Hahah. If I don't know you don't add me, lol #saddo #getalife"

[Kyle]

And they have just one mutual friend whose like your sister or your hairdresser or someone.

[smudgie]

Thanfully I am very selective . Mainly family on Facebook, and then Only the half sane ones:hugesmile:
I just don't understand the need for people to blab about everything to them that will read it.

Tend to use the chat more than posting.

"Good morning folks..I am having weetabix for breakfast" :conf:
Wow, how could I live without that info:joker:

[Kyle]

Thanfully I am very selective . Mainly family on Facebook, and then Only the half sane ones:hugesmile:
I just don't understand the need for people to blab about everything to them that will read it.

Tend to use the chat more than posting.

"Good morning folks..I am having weetabix for breakfast" :conf:
Wow, how could I live without that info:joker:

You have polite friends at least, the plebeians on my Facebook are probably more likely to sat 'fk me, sore head, gunna try snort some fkin weetabix in a bit.'

[Kizzy]

' mmm look at my tea! #nomnom' (picture of some congealed mass on a plate)

' awwwww! my annoying brat did something today #cute ' (no1curr)

' me and kids having snuggles in fluffy onsies and a dvd #duvetday #cosy '(too hungover to move, toddler having cat lit for dinner)

'here is my angry jeremykyleesque rant about benefit scroungers!!!' (media *****)

Seriously though the 'chain letter' style ones with nasty pictures asking for likes or shares are blocked or deleted straight away, with a not so polite PM for the sender.

[Natalie.]

I have someone who puts everything their child does on there

[Kyle]

Lol Kizzy

I know it's nobody's fault but the amount of people who use their newborn baby as their profile pic makes me friends list look dodgy as fook.

[Verbal]

'Like and share this if you dare'

Erm, no

[Kyle]

People who post pictures of Gerard Butler..... :whistle::whistle:

[Tom4784]

Do you manage to have more than 100 friends on Facebook?

If I deleted everybody who did that I would probably be left with about 30 people :hugesmile:

Quality over Quantity.

[Kazanne]

People who post pictures of Gerard Butler..... :whistle::whistle:

WUT http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/kazanne/Gerrygif_zps82e7e74d.gif (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/kazanne/media/Gerrygif_zps82e7e74d.gif.html)
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[Kizzy]

Deck im kaz!! :joker:

[Kyle]

:joker:

I'm not scared of Facebook bullies, I'm a keyboard warrior tha knows :devil:

[Kazanne]

Deck im kaz!! :joker:

I wipe my hands of him Kiz,dirty rotten scoundrelhttp://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/bustedupcowgirl/Smilies/Fighting%20Smilies/army.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/bustedupcowgirl/media/Smilies/Fighting%20Smilies/army.gif.html)

[Kazanne]

:joker:

I'm not scared of Facebook bullies, I'm a keyboard warrior tha knows :devil:

we aint listening :devil:
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[T*]

"LIK THIS 4 A PRAYERRR, IGNOR UF U ARE A EVIL DOG ABUSER"
And then theres a picture of a dog getting hacked with a machete underneath it. disgusting.

[Kyle]

"LIK THIS 4 A PRAYERRR, IGNOR UF U ARE A EVIL DOG ABUSER"
And then theres a picture of a dog getting hacked with a machete underneath it. disgusting.

That's a bit disturbing Cuda did you ditch them off your friends list?

[Kyle]

People who get 'fraped' with crap like 'mm I have a flaccid penis' and 'Mmmmmmm I love the smell of goat minge in the morning' then 5 seconds post 'whoooahr it wasn't me, I left my phone with my friend jimmy and he must have said all this' 'oh Gawds I'm sooooo embarrassed......like me'

[smeagol]

most posts dont bother me i do enough crazy ones lol

but the lovely dovey posts annoy me the most the ones that share some stupid sickly words about how being together is true bliss and trust is loving eachother or some other garbage lol as these are usually posted by the same girls who spend all year slaggin of bf's and talking about how love sucks lol. week later next update is liars cheats n scum lol

the animal ones and people ones are bad as well. i dont like clicking i like on some article about some girl dying and made to feel guilty if i dont lol

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

is facebook down?

[reece(:]

"Like for facebook marriage x"

[Jake.]

is facebook down?

Yeah, been playing up all day

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Annoying! Facebook is like a woman on her periods, so temperamental.
Hopefully they sort it out soon

[fingers]

I think I now know why I don't use FaceBook.

[Gstar]

This girl made a status saying "like if you think i'm ugly" and I liked it and she got really upset

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lol hilarious. This person must be the twitter founder

http://www.theschoolphilly.com/2011/03/27/top-10-most-annoying-facebook-statuses/

[Josy]

I cant remember if I posted in this thread or not but I hate the 'Like for a rating' 'like and I will send you a private message with something nice about you' etc