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Kyle
18-11-2013, 09:55 AM
Jeremy Kyle tells old chav woman to "be quiet lady"

Old chav woman screams "don't you call me Lady because I'm certainly not a lady"

Jeremy Kyle [looks at camera] "I'm just gonna leave that out there cos your certainly not a lady"




http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article841955.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jeremy%20Kyle%20looking%20aggressive-841955

Lee.
18-11-2013, 10:00 AM
This pair are hideous!

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:01 AM
Lovely teeth!!!! or should I say tooth,i mean is there any need to get in this state.

Lee.
18-11-2013, 10:02 AM
Lovely teeth!!!!

Gorgeous mullet too :love:

Lee.
18-11-2013, 10:02 AM
So... Do we think she took the money?

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:05 AM
Gorgeous mullet too :love:

:joker::joker::joker:I was wondering what to call it:hugesmile: these people ,I mean REALLY?:hugesmile:disgusting

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:06 AM
Did she just tell Jeremy Kyle he's as bad as they are? I'm not his biggest fan but that's ludicrous :hugesmile:

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:06 AM
These people actually make me feel superior,She did say he was foul mouthed,LOL

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:06 AM
So... Do we think she took the money?

She's got it in her snatch, it's safe there because no man dareth to venture :dance:

HD
18-11-2013, 10:07 AM
That saggy titted, short back n laughed at speccy thing is also a vile cretin.

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:08 AM
She's got it in her snatch, it's safe there because no man dareth to venture :dance:

:joker:behave you,seriously what a terrible family,I use the word loosely.

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:09 AM
That saggy titted, short back n laughed at speccy thing is also a vile cretin.

:hugesmile:I take it your not keen:joker:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:09 AM
That saggy titted, short back n laughed at speccy thing is also a vile cretin.

Apparently she was an extra for the hobbit film.

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:10 AM
:joker:behave you,seriously what a terrible family,I use the word loosely.

We've got another "alleged" thief coming up.

Lee.
18-11-2013, 10:11 AM
I don't get how there can be that much venom and hatred between a mother and daughter! :(
Isn't a mums love supposed to be unconditional?
That witch is probably one of the most hateful people I've ever seen on Jezza!

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:13 AM
I don't get how there can be that much venom and hatred between a mother and daughter! :(
Isn't a mums love supposed to be unconditional?
That witch is probably one of the most hateful people I've ever seen on Jezza!

How could you 'hate' your daughter like that? I just don't understand that and yes ,she is awful.

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:14 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yAHLXUPsZw8/T5tjHCa1sEI/AAAAAAAACsM/ER7r0K2Y93o/s400/Rab.jpg

Sheeee yoooooz peepul

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 10:14 AM
We've got another "alleged" thief coming up.

Bloody tea leaves stealing the show:hugesmile:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:15 AM
I'm no mother (and I never will be) but I would have thought you could never speak that away about someone you have had inside you for 9 months and watched grow even if they did something terrible.

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:24 AM
I hope that lad beats his cocaine addiction.

Verbal
18-11-2013, 10:29 AM
Jeremy Kyle tells old chav woman to "be quiet lady"

Old chav woman screams "don't you call me Lady because I'm certainly not a lady"

Jeremy Kyle [looks at camera] "I'm just gonna leave that out there cos your certainly not a lady"




http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article841955.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jeremy%20Kyle%20looking%20aggressive-841955

That woman with one tooth was a cracker, epitomises the show. I missed her saying what you've put though, I kind of zone out after ten mins or so :joker:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:31 AM
Lol Verbal why do they keep the one tooth, she may aswell pull it out and be full on gummy.

Kate!
18-11-2013, 11:09 AM
Jeremy :worship:

smudgie
18-11-2013, 11:14 AM
Dear me.

I can't believe any of you watch that rubbish.


Quite apart from the *cough* chavs that appear on it, the host is diabolical.





:joker::joker:

HD
18-11-2013, 11:16 AM
Dear me.

I can't believe any of you watch that rubbish.


Quite apart from the *cough* chavs that appear on it, the host is diabolical.





:joker::joker:

You can't be a telly snob when on a forum related to Big Brother :joker:

Niamh.
18-11-2013, 11:18 AM
I feel a bit bad for loving that show, it's definitely a guilty pleasure

smudgie
18-11-2013, 11:19 AM
You can't be a telly snob when on a forum related to Big Brother :joker:

:joker::joker:true.
But I really can not watch that show.

Kyle
18-11-2013, 11:20 AM
I feel a bit bad for loving that show, it's definitely a guilty pleasure

Same for me too. On face value I dislike it, it's depressing, it's shallow but deep inside I just have to watch it.

It's a bit like watching a car crash. You grimace and grit your teeth as it all unfolds but no way do you want to look away.

Lee.
18-11-2013, 11:22 AM
Same for me too. On face value I dislike it, it's depressing, it's shallow but deep inside I just have to watch it.

It's a bit like watching a car crash. You grimace and grit your teeth as it all unfolds but no way do you want to look away.

.. And it makes you grateful that you have teeth to grit :)

Kyle
18-11-2013, 11:23 AM
.. And it makes you grateful that you have teeth to grit :)

:joker:

Unlike lonely tooth we saw today :hugesmile:

Niamh.
18-11-2013, 11:24 AM
Same for me too. On face value I dislike it, it's depressing, it's shallow but deep inside I just have to watch it.

It's a bit like watching a car crash. You grimace and grit your teeth as it all unfolds but no way do you want to look away.

Yeah, it's a bit like watching the crap acts during ex factor :/

.. And it makes you grateful that you have teeth to grit :)

Boom! :joker:

Verbal
18-11-2013, 11:24 AM
Seeing that woman with one tooth today confirmed for me that he is the British Jerry Springer. I really just don't get these people. Who wakes up and thinks 'oh i've had a gut full of you see you on Jeremy Kyle.'

Kyle
18-11-2013, 11:26 AM
Seeing that woman with one tooth today confirmed for me that he is the British Jerry Springer. I really just don't get these people. Who wakes up and thinks 'oh i've had a gut full of you see you on Jeremy Kyle.'

It is essentially jerry springer without the bell :joker:


Oh hang on unless you count Jeremy Kyle :whistle:

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 01:39 PM
I love watching Jeremy Kyle and also think he's an ok bloke,can't understand the hate for him tbh,if people want to make a show of themselves that's their decision and it makes me realise I am quite a lucky person really.I also think it is hilarious sometimes,just WHERE do they find these people.

Kizzy
18-11-2013, 02:00 PM
Hate kyle.. hateful, nasty, twerp.
Bring back tricia!!

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 02:03 PM
Hate kyle.. hateful, nasty, twerp.
Bring back tricia!!

Don't you be starting ,you strumpet http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/kimberlyjoyce/Misc%20Smilies/10_1_121.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/kimberlyjoyce/media/Misc%20Smilies/10_1_121.gif.html):hugesmile:

Black Dagger
18-11-2013, 02:14 PM
I'm watching one now and some fat old bitch is being a right vile wench at this guy who shares the same name as me, is it that episode?

HD
18-11-2013, 02:18 PM
The episode on ITV2 now is hilare.

The biggest lad on stage reminds me of Chris from BB 2012. His voice :joker:

Black Dagger
18-11-2013, 02:22 PM
This old woman with the walking stick and the blonde bint need putting down. They are making me angry.

HD
18-11-2013, 02:23 PM
This old woman with the walking stick and the blonde bint need putting down. They are making me angry.

I hope that boy isn't the dad, he seemed a right worm. Either way the baby is no better off...

sorrynotsorry

Black Dagger
18-11-2013, 02:24 PM
Oh no. I liked him, and I wanted him to spite them :hmph:

HD
18-11-2013, 02:30 PM
oh no. I liked him, and i wanted him to spite them :hmph:

ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM.

/destroying my caps lock\

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 02:35 PM
I'm watching one now and some fat old bitch is being a right vile wench at this guy who shares the same name as me, is it that episode?

No its a different one,but that humungous woman who wouldn't let that lad see his kid(if it was his) was a disgrace so was the girl who wouldn't do the DNA test,poor kids being brought into that.

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 02:37 PM
LOL,what a shower that's on now,why are they so round!!!?

Kizzy
18-11-2013, 02:37 PM
Don't you be starting ,you strumpet http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/kimberlyjoyce/Misc%20Smilies/10_1_121.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/kimberlyjoyce/media/Misc%20Smilies/10_1_121.gif.html):hugesmile:

Says you.. you only like him coz you want to bang him, stop thinking with your nunny kazanne :idc:

HD
18-11-2013, 02:38 PM
BEST REACTION EVER.

hahahaha!

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 02:40 PM
Says you.. you only like him coz you want to bang him, stop thinking with your nunny kazanne :idc:

WHAT tut,tut,Im offended you even think that,actually he is quite nice,you can wait outside with your hat on:joker:
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/androide42/smilies/classics/long%20legged/LLS-lacaravanedelamour.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/androide42/media/smilies/classics/long%20legged/LLS-lacaravanedelamour.gif.html)

HD
18-11-2013, 02:42 PM
WHAT tut,tut,Im offended you even think that,actually he is quite nice,you can wait outside with your hat on:joker:
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/androide42/smilies/classics/long%20legged/LLS-lacaravanedelamour.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/androide42/media/smilies/classics/long%20legged/LLS-lacaravanedelamour.gif.html)
:shocked::shocked::crazy::crazy:

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 02:44 PM
:shocked::shocked::crazy::crazy:

It's a joke:joker:

HD
18-11-2013, 02:46 PM
It's a joke:joker:

Liar! You want him :evilgrin:

Kizzy
18-11-2013, 02:47 PM
I had him first!... Have you been seeing my jez behind my back you ********** dirt-cheap slag?
That's it I'm calling the show, I want to know if jez is the father of our kids, tyler and destiny!!
:bawling:

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 03:01 PM
Liar! You want him :evilgrin:

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh,people will think I'm a tart!!:hugesmile:

Kate!
18-11-2013, 03:02 PM
You can both shut yer yaps, ya pair of strumpets. Jezza is mine ;)

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 03:05 PM
I had him first!... Have you been seeing my jez behind my back you ********** dirt-cheap slag?
That's it I'm calling the show, I want to know if jez is the father of our kids, tyler and destiny!!
:bawling:

Oh good God Kizzy,if I had known you'de got there first,I'de have told him to sling his hook!!!!:joker::joker: He told me he cant have kids !!! you slapper http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s201/lioness1952/Icons%20and%20smilies%202/throwcake.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/lioness1952/media/Icons%20and%20smilies%202/throwcake.jpg.html)

Black Dagger
18-11-2013, 03:05 PM
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM.

/destroying my caps lock\

THE POOR GUY WAS ON HIS OWN BEING SHOUTED AT BY A ****ING WHALE, SOMEBODY HAS TO DEFEND HIM s0b.

HD
18-11-2013, 03:06 PM
You can both shut yer yaps, ya pair of strumpets. Jezza is mine ;)

he is a friend of Dorothy, so step back biatches! :wavey:

:hugesmile:

HD
18-11-2013, 03:07 PM
THE POOR GUY WAS ON HIS OWN BEING SHOUTED AT BY A ****ING WHALE, SOMEBODY HAS TO DEFEND HIM s0b.

LOL
He should have flung the chair at her. Prob would have broke his back lifting it though, little worm :bawling:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 04:57 PM
Ladies, ladies, please. There's enough of me to go round!

http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/pictures/636xAny/3/4/9/1113349_Jeremy_Kyle.jpg

Verbal
18-11-2013, 06:33 PM
You can't have a Jeremy Kyle thread without this masterpiece. What's wrong with you all ?

4XoZAKXFszw

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 06:36 PM
You can't have a Jeremy Kyle thread without this masterpiece. What's wrong with you all ?

4XoZAKXFszw

:joker::joker:The teeth were enough:dance: classic

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
18-11-2013, 06:37 PM
Ladies, ladies, please. There's enough of me to go round!

http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/pictures/636xAny/3/4/9/1113349_Jeremy_Kyle.jpg

I want some too. His douchebagness is sexy.

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
18-11-2013, 06:39 PM
I love watching Jeremy Kyle and also think he's an ok bloke,can't understand the hate for him tbh,if people want to make a show of themselves that's their decision and it makes me realise I am quite a lucky person really.I also think it is hilarious sometimes,just WHERE do they find these people.

People hate him because of the way he speaks to people.

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 06:43 PM
People hate him because of the way he speaks to people.

From what I've seen ,they deserve it,bloody morons most of them,I think he's quite fair myself.:hugesmile:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 07:02 PM
It's a pity it's on early in the morning or we could have had a great shot game to play while watching it.

Basically take a shot for every time you hear "basically" "texts's" or "at the end of the day"

Kyle
18-11-2013, 07:03 PM
People hate him because of the way he speaks to people.

Shut up, I'm talking. It's my show. Have you got a job? Get off your lazy backside and stop taking drugs!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-5913182.jpg

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 07:06 PM
Shut up, I'm talking. It's my show. Have you got a job? Get off your lazy backside and stop taking drugs!

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PA-5913182.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::wavey:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 07:12 PM
Right, our next guest is Kazanne who says she is here today for important lie detecter results to see if her girlfriend of two years Kizzy was having and affair............ with a Tibb mod! It's a big day day for her ladies and gentlemen so give her a nice warm round of applause..

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01663/SNN3001KYLE---620_1663889a.jpg

Kizzy
18-11-2013, 07:31 PM
*prays it's ben* :joker:

Look! I turned around to kaz and said he's mine! we met on monday he took me for a drink on tuesday we were making love by wednesday...On thursday I was pregnant with tyler :bawling:
Then I found some texts from kaz, she turned around and said he was one of potentially 6 fathers of her 7 kids.

Verbal
18-11-2013, 07:37 PM
Everyone just calm down. Its time to move on.

http://www.itv.com/ac85b860-0d49-44d0-8fe1-d73f27e619fa/PreviewFile.jpg.ashx?w=310&q=75

Kyle
18-11-2013, 07:46 PM
Graeme is a miracle worker, he will prescribe you and Kazanne with some medication for no reason whatsoever while I stand here and ponce around on camera.

Where has Kazanne ran off to? I'm tired of chasing on after my guests..

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/04/article-2319329-199B244A000005DC-616_634x890.jpg

Verbal
18-11-2013, 07:50 PM
U wot m8?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt80kbwyE1qfms7s.jpg

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 07:54 PM
U wot m8?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt80kbwyE1qfms7s.jpg

:joker::joker::joker: I'm here,I had to go and get a push up bra on to impress the presenter!!! Hold me back from that Kizzy one,can't believe she has taken my man!!!

Kyle
18-11-2013, 07:57 PM
Basically right, I was minding my own business drinking my special brew and throwing bricks at pigeons when Stacey the bitch went into my flat and pinched my giro. I was well cut up man I needed that for me bag of weed bruv.

http://lauramartinexploreproccess.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/burbery-chav.jpg

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 08:00 PM
Yeah,he's right,I was there http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/VirginiaGudino/ugly%20people/78fee598.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/VirginiaGudino/media/ugly%20people/78fee598.gif.html)

Verbal
18-11-2013, 08:01 PM
I ****ING HATE THIS PRICK!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOLE MY WEED, MY TV REMOTE CONTROL AND MY STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01326/SNF1402TVU-682_1326895a.jpg

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 08:02 PM
Right, our next guest is Kazanne who says she is here today for important lie detecter results to see if her girlfriend of two years Kizzy was having and affair............ with a Tibb mod! It's a big day day for her ladies and gentlemen so give her a nice warm round of applause..

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01663/SNN3001KYLE---620_1663889a.jpg

Jezza,I luv im(the TIBB mod),so I let him **** all over me:bawling:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 08:06 PM
Somebody get that man off my stage, and tell him to get a job.

Kyle
18-11-2013, 08:07 PM
Jezza,I luv im(the TIBB mod),so I let him **** all over me:bawling:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BiQ9SA3Ztyc/TlaNlZL31OI/AAAAAAAADPI/oRmQoxXcpLQ/s320/shocked20audience.jpg

Verbal
18-11-2013, 08:13 PM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/554505/81344668.jpg

HERL JERZ I DERCERDERD TER CERM ERNT YER SHER TERDER TER PRERV TER MAH GERLFRERND http://cdn.listcovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/why_some_men_never_marry_640_29.jpgTHERT I DERD NERT CHERT WERTH THERT WHER CHERDERNER!!

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4128408+_7c6d6b6ab5cdcb18833794cc914d1b57.jpg

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 08:16 PM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/554505/81344668.jpg

HERL JERZ I DERCERDERD TER CERM ERNT YER SHER TERDER TER PRERV TER MAH GERLFRERND http://cdn.listcovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/why_some_men_never_marry_640_29.jpgTHERT I DERD NERT CHERT WERTH THERT WHER CHERDERNER!!

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4128408+_7c6d6b6ab5cdcb18833794cc914d1b57.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d2/NutterButter2254/ugly-men.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/NutterButter2254/media/ugly-men.jpg.html)

WUT

Kyle
18-11-2013, 08:19 PM
um, I've just had word from my producer, when Kizzy did her lie detector test she admitted something to my lie detector expert. When asked if she had kissed the mod In question she not only admitted to doing it twice but also to kissing a second person in question....who incidentally ladies and gentlemen is here today to have his say. Coming this way is Mr Blobby


http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/88701871/Mr+Blobby.png


Blobby blobby [beep] blobby blobby Kizzy in the [beep] back of Noël Edmonds [beep] blobby blobby I've got crabs now blobby

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 08:23 PM
Effing hell Jezza,and she told me this was his kid,I don't fink so do you,get her to av a DNA test,the tramp.
http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u356/postrufus/8_ugly_people.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/postrufus/media/8_ugly_people.jpg.html)

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 08:27 PM
Oh Gawd,now here comes Simple Minds :devil:
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x411/mcmuffin1993/ugly_people_30.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/mcmuffin1993/media/ugly_people_30.jpg.html)

Kizzy
18-11-2013, 08:27 PM
Yes! I gave blobby crabs.... sob!!.. that was my revenge on jezza he got them from kazs bucket! :bawling:
But I love him! Mr Blobby is the only man I ever really loved....

Verbal
18-11-2013, 08:28 PM
http://memecrunch.com/meme/O49G/jeremy-kyle/image.png
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/64021953/The%20Jeremy%20Kyle%20Show%20illogicaljeremykylege tajobandp.jpg

Kyle
18-11-2013, 08:31 PM
Oh Gawd,now here comes Simple Minds :devil:
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x411/mcmuffin1993/ugly_people_30.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/mcmuffin1993/media/ugly_people_30.jpg.html)

But I put some fink on end of it like you said jezza

Kazanne
18-11-2013, 08:55 PM
Yes! I gave blobby crabs.... sob!!.. that was my revenge on jezza he got them from kazs bucket! :bawling:
But I love him! Mr Blobby is the only man I ever really loved....

I maybe cheap but I'm not free,but I am happy to share with a fellow tramp.:hugesmile:

Kizzy
18-11-2013, 09:35 PM
Yep I'll be rita and you can be sue ;)
As long as I get to go first occasionally I'm happy :D

Natalie.
18-11-2013, 10:20 PM
Haven't seen this for ages, made me feel better about myself :laugh:
Just read thread lmao :laugh:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:28 PM
Haven't seen this for ages, made me feel better about myself :laugh:
Just read thread lmao :laugh:

Yeh sorry about that Kazanne and Kizzy always ruin a good thread with their debauchery :tongue:

Kyle
18-11-2013, 10:31 PM
http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/543571_372543909459472_199098633470668_960359_8865 81303_n.jpg

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:27 AM
What is it with this show and bringing back past guests, once is enough to see some of these ***** faces never mind a second or third. I've seen more of these than some of my family :hugesmile:

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:28 AM
Weasel: I do love her and I do love him

Stop being a user, sometimes I think they make these stories up.

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:29 AM
Weasel: I do love her and I do love him

Stop being a user, sometimes I think they make these stories up.

A friend of an ex-friend took a load of people on there, every single thing they said was completely made up.

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:30 AM
A friend of an ex-friend took a load of people on there, every single thing they said was completely made up.

Yeh just as I suspected. I bet they even encourage embellishment in some cases.

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:32 AM
Yeh just as I suspected. I bet they even encourage embellishment in some cases.

They get a free 5* hotel room and everything paid for them, its people who have missed out on the cheap holidays advertised in the sun.

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:36 AM
They get a free 5* hotel room and everything paid for them, its people who have missed out on the cheap holidays advertised in the sun.

Lol.

Remember that episode with the two gay lovers who found out they were half brothers? I was gutted for them, they seemed genuine. Some just look like they are on if for a laugh, free board and a badge of honour to their mates

Kizzy
19-11-2013, 09:37 AM
5* hotel eh?... hmmm *digs out kappa tracksuit*

HD
19-11-2013, 09:38 AM
A friend of an ex-friend took a load of people on there, every single thing they said was completely made up.

who? :)

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:39 AM
who? :)

Tracey and Chardonnay, you know them?

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:39 AM
Salman and Verbal should go on it, thrash a few things out :whistle:

HD
19-11-2013, 09:40 AM
Tracey and Chardonnay, you know them?

No but I don't see the point in making stuff up, like your post :laugh2:

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:43 AM
No but I don't see the point in making stuff up, like your post :laugh2:

Not made up though, its a fact

HD
19-11-2013, 09:44 AM
Not made up though, its a fact

Yea sure hun xx

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:45 AM
Yea sure hun xx

Which part of my statement are you disputing, stranger from the internet?

HD
19-11-2013, 09:46 AM
Which part of my statement are you disputing, stranger from the internet?

All of it, random liar on the internet.


:joker:

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:46 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2011/9/19/1316437480724/The-Jeremy-Kyle-Show-007.jpg

Shut up both of you!!!! Lie detector results on the way after the break

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:50 AM
All of it, random liar on the internet.


:joker:

They get taken to the show in a chauffer driven car, a free hotel room and expenses paid. They also get these DNA, lie detector tests which are quite expensive, paid for.

Jeremy Kyle gets a TV show that people watch.

Everyones happy.

HD
19-11-2013, 09:53 AM
They get taken to the show in a chauffer driven car, a free hotel room and expenses paid. They also get these DNA, lie detector tests which are quite expensive, paid for.

Jeremy Kyle gets a TV show that people watch.

Everyones happy.

Surprised you missed out of the £150 they get each for appearing. :joker:

Verbal
19-11-2013, 09:54 AM
Surprised you missed out of the £150 they get each for appearing. :joker:

I don't think they get an appearance fee, just their expenses paid. Which can run into thousands.

Kyle
19-11-2013, 09:55 AM
Oh my god I've just seen Christmas tree crumpets in the ad break, I have to get me some of them :dance:

x-evenstar-x
19-11-2013, 10:51 AM
Oh my god I've just seen Christmas tree crumpets in the ad break, I have to get me some of them :dance:

Get me some too!! :elephant:we can eat them and watch Jeremy together :dance: lol

Kyle
20-11-2013, 09:47 AM
Get me some too!! :elephant:we can eat them and watch Jeremy together :dance: lol

Just seen this sorry Kat. Quid at Asda for four I'll get us loads :elephant:


Another previous guest on Jeremy Kyle it's like a revolving feckin door :sleep:

Verbal
20-11-2013, 09:56 AM
Just seen this sorry Kat. Quid at Asda for four I'll get us loads :elephant:


Another previous guest on Jeremy Kyle it's like a revolving feckin door :sleep:

Do they make their own pizzas as you're waiting in your Asda? Try those instead of the ready packed ones, best pizza i've eaten bar none, and i've eaten a lot of pizzas :joker:

Edit: sorry you werent even talking about pizza, got it on the brain lol

Kyle
20-11-2013, 10:01 AM
Do they make their own pizzas as you're waiting in your Asda? Try those instead of the ready packed ones, best pizza i've eaten bar none, and i've eaten a lot of pizzas :joker:

Edit: sorry you werent even talking about pizza, got it on the brain lol

Yeh they do lol they have their own counter thing for it. I've not done it myself yet though :spin:

Kizzy
20-11-2013, 10:02 AM
Those trees are a right rip off! £1 for 4?...

Verbal
20-11-2013, 10:02 AM
Yeh they do lol they have their own counter thing for it. I've not done it myself yet though :spin:

Give em a go, they taste better than pizzas that i've paid £10 + for

Verbal
20-11-2013, 10:05 AM
Appropriate song for the current guests

65QFkAETliI

Kyle
20-11-2013, 10:07 AM
Those trees are a right rip off! £1 for 4?...

Yeh seems a bit steep doesn't it.

Give em a go, they taste better than pizzas that i've paid £10 + for

They certainly look it! :hugesmile:


I'm eating my weetabix while these two are here. 9 times a day??!! Where the F does he make the gravy for it? :conf:

Verbal
20-11-2013, 10:25 AM
I'm not on drugs, Jeremy!

http://imgmf2.starnow.com/67/1279067_1621032.jpg

Kyle
21-11-2013, 09:44 AM
This couple on now are a joke, the guy loves touching women's tits and the woman looks delighted he failed the test. :conf:

Kyle
25-11-2013, 09:35 AM
Dog 1 "you seen the state of you, your a tramp girl

Dog 2 "look at the state of you, I'll leather you all over this stage.


And both of them are fighting over dog 3.


This is classic Jeremy Kyle :joker:

Lee.
25-11-2013, 09:43 AM
The boyfriend looks really intelligent

Kyle
25-11-2013, 09:46 AM
The boyfriend looks really intelligent

I'm ashamed to be part of the same species as this guy.

Lee.
25-11-2013, 09:49 AM
I'm ashamed to be part of the same species as this guy.

Me too.. He's just an animal

Kyle
25-11-2013, 09:51 AM
Me too.. He's just an animal

Did I hear this guy has a kid? Poor baby social services should be watching.

Lee.
25-11-2013, 09:54 AM
Yeah I think he's got a kid with the 1st girlfriend?
:bored:

Kyle
25-11-2013, 10:10 AM
Yeah I think he's got a kid with the 1st girlfriend?
:bored:

Shame really. That's no environment for a kid.

Jordan.
27-11-2013, 09:38 AM
I can't at todays show, accusing her sister of stealing her vibrator http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

Lee.
27-11-2013, 09:40 AM
Ooh..

-switches over-

Kyle
27-11-2013, 09:41 AM
I can't at todays show, accusing her sister of stealing her vibrator http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********


http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article841955.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jeremy%20Kyle%20looking%20aggressive-841955

Lee.
27-11-2013, 09:45 AM
So.. Somebody else stole her vibrator? :suspect:

Kyle
27-11-2013, 09:50 AM
Somewhere out there is a dirty girl playing with herself on someone else's rampant rabbit. That's kind of sexy and I don't know why. :shrug:

Kyle
27-01-2014, 09:31 AM
I knew that girl would get back with that ******. What a doormat.