Weirdest dream

[Jack.]

What's the weirdest dream you've had?

[Kyle]

I got chased around my back garden by a gang of giant sweetcorns a couple of months back.

[Jack.]

I got chased around my back garden by a gang of giant sweetcorns a couple of months back.

I had a dream last night that was really weird. I'll put in spoilers because some people may not want to read it. well first off I was walking down this street and i walked passed a shop. But when I look in the shop I could we a Man wanking. So I when inside and you sat and watched. He was German. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't think you want to know the rest

[Verbal]

Couple of months ago now I dreamed that I was a police officer patrolling a canal where two boys were playing, I told them to be careful not to fall in. One jumped in and couldnt get back out. A soldier in full ceremonial uniform (like you see outside Buck House) came out of nowhere, jumped in and pulled him out. I as the police officer went back to 'the scene' and shouted at the boys, they then ran a bit further up the canal side and were climbing through a hole in a fence to jump back in. I collared them and walked them away, as I was doing so Ant and Dec appeared and started asking me what I was doing and telling me off.

Went something like that anyway.

I am not on drugs.

[Kyle]

I love dreaming it's just so weird, I often end up making entire songs up in my dreams and then waking up raging because I can't recall the words.

[Mystic Mock]

Yesterday I had a part dream part nightmare I'm calling this.

Anyway I was on this series of Big Brother, Ashleigh then confessed her feelings for me, then Kimberly also then confessed her feelings for me, then Helen did the same as them two, then what was even more scary was Danielle also did the same with a naked Pauline and Jale right next to her.

It was the most disgusting end to a dream I've ever seen in my life.

[Mystic Mock]

My Niece and Nephew broke into my bedroom in the middle of the night, their eyes go outward (yes you heard me) outward, and then they start miming to Michael Jackson's Earth Song.

[kirklancaster]

I got chased around my back garden by a gang of giant sweetcorns a couple of months back.

Followed by Arista as a deep voice boomed: "Green Giant - Oh! Oh! Oh!":laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

If i have the 50 shades of Josy dream again I will scream

:idc:

[kirklancaster]

Couple of months ago now I dreamed that I was a police officer patrolling a canal where two boys were playing, I told them to be careful not to fall in. One jumped in and couldnt get back out. A soldier in full ceremonial uniform (like you see outside Buck House) came out of nowhere, jumped in and pulled him out. I as the police officer went back to 'the scene' and shouted at the boys, they then ran a bit further up the canal side and were climbing through a hole in a fence to jump back in. I collared them and walked them away, as I was doing so Ant and Dec appeared and started asking me what I was doing and telling me off.

Went something like that anyway.

I am not on drugs.

:joker::joker::joker: Whatever you're on Verbal - I'll have some!.

[kirklancaster]

If i have the 50 shades of Josy dream again I will scream

:idc:

:joker: (and what's with the new avatar? :laugh:)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can only really remember dreams right after i wake up then i forget them

i actually can't recall any dream i have had ever atm :unsure:

[Dollface]

last nights dream was a bit weird, i was scrolling through tumblr on my phone and came a cross a magic spell that was supposed to make 8 cats appear
so i said the magic spell and 6 cats appeared (yes the spell lied, only 6 cats appeared) and i was like freaking out because i had 6 little kittens to take care of
anyways my mum said i could keep one so i chose the black one and then we went to a halloween party

[Dollface]

I had a dream last night that was really weird. I'll put in spoilers because some people may not want to read it. well first off I was walking down this street and i walked passed a shop. But when I look in the shop I could we a Man wanking. So I when inside and you sat and watched. He was German. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't think you want to know the rest

.. :laugh:

[T*]

well first off I was walking down this street and i walked passed a shop. But when I look in the shop I could we a Man wanking. So I when inside and you sat and watched. He was German. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't think you want to know the rest
hitler would be proud

[LemonJam]

Mr. Bobby playing an intense game of whack-a-mole using his face as the mallet it my personal fave.

[Mystic Mock]

hitler would be proud

Too true.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

I had multiple weird dreams last night.

1. I had a dream where Netflix had revealed that Sense8 and Orange Is The New Black was cancelled.

2. I was watching a TV series to do with Humans, Dolphins, and Whales, and let's just say it's surprisingly more graphic than GOT.

3. I woke up at 10PM and I was wondering what was going on.

[Mystic Mock]

I had multiple weird dreams last night.

1. I had a dream where Netflix had revealed that Sense8 and Orange Is The New Black was cancelled.

2. I was watching a TV series to do with Humans, Dolphins, and Whales, and let's just say it's surprisingly more graphic than GOT.

3. I woke up at 10PM and I was wondering what was going on.

[MB.]

1. I had a dream where Netflix had revealed that Sense8 and Orange Is The New Black was cancelled.

z0mg s0 weiRd!!!1!!!!!!!!

[Mystic Mock]

z0mg s0 weiRd!!!1!!!!!!!!

:joker:

Surprisingly the most entertaining one was the Humans, Dolphins, and Whales show.