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That Calgon advert. Do they really think anyone will be conned by a fake news desk and an 'expert' that gives off no facial expressions whatsoever? What are they thinking??!!!
The Ben Fogle advert with the tea
fingers
19-11-2013, 09:40 AM
The one with the asshole in a dinner suit and wearing a false curly moustache.
The one with the asshole in a dinner suit and wearing a false curly moustache.
Fingers I thought that was you! Go compaaaaaaaaaaaare
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Louise's face at 0:26 seriously ****ing grates on me.
"Nice seats Louise"
**** YOU LOUISE, **** YOU AND DIE LOUISE.
:bawling:
fingers
19-11-2013, 09:48 AM
Fingers I thought that was you! Go compaaaaaaaaaaaare
You can go off people, you know!
You can go off people, you know!
http://www.marketingweek.co.uk/Pictures/web/c/x/s/MW_GoCompare.jpg
Cillit bang adverts with that Barry Scott
"If it was any faster it would get a speeding ticket"
Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh
Kizzy
19-11-2013, 09:57 AM
Aw I love the go compare guy :laugh:
I love ads, the worst ones for me are the stupid twix ad, foxes biscuits, all the new christmas ads except sainsburys, wonga, national lottery.
fingers
19-11-2013, 11:14 AM
All the KitKat ones that show only thickos eat KitKat while the world moves on behind them!
smeagol
19-11-2013, 11:21 AM
all of them . its why i watch so many box sets and movies. i cant stand adverts just cant get into anything with adverts constantly interupting espec late at night when your tired you forget what you were watching lol
i espec hate the sentimential xmas ones as all they want is our money.
BigSister
19-11-2013, 03:05 PM
Any christmas advert par from the coca cola ones. Theres just so many of them1!
Kizzy
19-11-2013, 03:30 PM
Those 'brand power' ads...
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 03:33 PM
any advert with an obscure animal talking/dancing. Absolute lazy advertising
Meercat, the platypus one, the tortoise one, and the dancing bear for muller one
I loved that dancing bear one for Muller, I almost pissed my kegs when I saw that the first time
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 03:38 PM
It's only a matter of time before someone gets a talking dolphin to front their advertising campaign
Gstar
19-11-2013, 03:42 PM
ugggggh where so I start
ALL the EE adverts with that annoying man
The oil advert with the boy eating raw chips
The advert with the little girl licking the oreo centre and sticking the top bit on again it's disgusting
I can't believe I'm saying this but I've actually warmed to the go compare man since he stopped singing.
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 03:44 PM
just feel sorry for the go compare guy, seems like a great guy
Didn't he start getting threats off people or something?
fingers
19-11-2013, 03:48 PM
Didn't he start getting threats off people or something?
On the odd, VERY odd occasion when I don't switch the channel fast enough it looks like a new asshole in the dinner suit.
Livia
19-11-2013, 03:57 PM
I've had some strange ads pop up on this site... a website where I can learn Hebrew... and a site where I can buy German military uniforms. Erm... thanks.
I've had some strange ads pop up on this site... a website where I can learn Hebrew... and a site where I can buy German military uniforms. Erm... thanks.
That's a strange combination if ever I've seen one.
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 04:03 PM
Think Google use buzzwords that you post on here to tailor adverts to you..you have probably mentioned that you are Jewish in the past or something
Think Google use buzzwords that you post on here to tailor adverts to you..you have probably mentioned that you are Jewish in the past or something
Yeh I've heard that too which confuses me even more when Asian brides comes up :conf:
Livia
19-11-2013, 04:04 PM
Think Google use buzzwords that you post on here to tailor adverts to you..you have probably mentioned that you are Jewish in the past or something
And from that they thought, I know what she's probably short of - German military uniforms. Looking forward to the ads for gas cannisters!
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 04:06 PM
Oh no I didn't mean that I meant more the Hebrew one :laugh:
Livia
19-11-2013, 04:09 PM
Oh no I didn't mean that I meant more the Hebrew one :laugh:
Yeah, I knew what you meant! The German uniforms are just an an enigma to me... who buys stuff like that?
We are injury lawyers 4 you.......and we look proper scary too
fingers
19-11-2013, 04:13 PM
And all those bastards seated around the table who ripped us all off with PPI
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 04:14 PM
Especially how they spell it ''Injury Lawyers4U''
Who wants to use a law firm that uses text speak?
Especially how they spell it ''Injury Lawyers4U''
Who wants to use a law firm that uses text speak?
Ur honor, we is representin our home boy here to plead 4 not Gil T bruv, u get me? Braaaaaaaap.
King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 04:17 PM
Now we're onto these injury lawyers..the ones andrew castle does, and that other cockney guy
and
http://gifstumblr.com/images/i-fell-and-seriously-injured-my-fringe_1346.gif
Livia
19-11-2013, 04:18 PM
Ur honor, we is representin our home boy here to plead 4 not Gil T bruv, u get me? Braaaaaaaap.
LOL.. excellent...
Man those adverts were cringey.
On our regional ITV we have Yorkshire injury lawyers too and that's cringey to watch with their over the top Yorkshire accents :yuk:
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Ah say you buy wun, ya get wun free. Call safestyle UK now
This girl irritates the **** out of me..
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King Gizzard
19-11-2013, 04:25 PM
when supermarkets get really bitchy and name how much better they are than the others by listing their names
This girl irritates the **** out of me..
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Yeh she arouses my senses too Lee.
Marks and spencer adverts with the ridiculously over-the-top erotic woman narrator.
Natalie.
19-11-2013, 04:49 PM
Yeh I've heard that too which confuses me even more when Asian brides comes up :conf:
I've had that too, one assuming I'm single and that I'm being spied on :laugh:
I can't think of any ads at the moment that annoy me but plenty do
Shaun
19-11-2013, 04:52 PM
the Kelloggs Crunchy Nut ones
"oh you're supposed to be quiet but they make a noise when you eat them xD xD xD!!!!!"
shut the **** up
Gstar
19-11-2013, 05:44 PM
when supermarkets get really bitchy and name how much better they are than the others by listing their names
omg this. It's getting worse as well
Kazanne
19-11-2013, 06:35 PM
Has to be that Calgon one,WTF would a newsreader be doing sat talking about limescale stuff,lol it doesn't even look real
That kabuto noodles advert.
YOURE NOT FUNNY YOU ****ING PRICKS!
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King Gizzard
02-12-2013, 04:25 PM
the pony advert
why did they bring it back
why
Shaun
02-12-2013, 04:26 PM
there's a casino app one that's just...amazing in how awful it is
there're two women in a club toilet and they keep saying "wow! what a big one!" or something
Shaun
02-12-2013, 04:26 PM
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so terrible
King Gizzard
02-12-2013, 04:28 PM
The Coral adverts with Joe Calzaghe's dad. Just embarrassing. Must be broke
Jordan.
02-12-2013, 04:28 PM
The one with that little brat complaining "Mum puts the lettuce on first then the ham on second", shut up people are starving in the world.
Me. I Am Salman
02-12-2013, 04:36 PM
The do it again guuuurl one
Me. I Am Salman
02-12-2013, 04:39 PM
That kabuto noodles advert.
YOURE NOT FUNNY YOU ****ING PRICKS!
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I've never seen this in my life ;/
mizzy25
02-12-2013, 05:17 PM
the ones just as your about to eat that show half dead kids and ask you for £2.00 a week to help these dying kids.
mizzy25
02-12-2013, 05:18 PM
Oh also that one where the guy gets a bottle of lager/beer out the fridge and they start saying alcohol can cause cancer, then in the bottom of the glass I presume its meant to be a little lump of cancer god its a horrible horrible advert!
Headie
02-12-2013, 05:23 PM
The injury lawyers 4u one where it's supposed to be a real accident but it's so obviously fake. And the way the camera man just goes "one down" like they're being picked off by a sniper rifle or something:
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Oh and that one with that American guy (Kev?) always advertising ITV.
I saw that feckin sex toy advert last night during the ad break watching Father Ted. The people on it are sooo cheesy. It's almost as bad as the Calgon 'actors'.
Shaun
18-12-2013, 01:15 PM
the M&M Direct ones that sponsor the Simpsons, with all the shouting of MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUM. Plagues upon their houses.
Kizzy
18-12-2013, 01:22 PM
I don't like the 4G ones with kevin bacon, the guy who pops his eyes out is on one and he makes me feel sick.
BigSister
18-12-2013, 04:46 PM
The christmas ones are starting to annoy me now esp the iceland ones i think ive overindulged with them on every celeb break and now after its finished with christmas.
All the Iceland ones p*** me off! Especially when Kerry Katona did them. I think I'm just an intolerant b*stard :hugesmile:
That new wonga one where they are playing guitar is quite good but I just can't help disliking it cos it's Wonga.
BigSister
19-12-2013, 08:07 PM
just thought of another one. That lottery ad with that song that gets in your head for days after it airs
Nemo123
20-12-2013, 12:23 AM
All the KitKat ones that show only thickos eat KitKat while the world moves on behind them!
That ad with the pandas is about 25 years old.
Nemo123
20-12-2013, 12:24 AM
just thought of another one. That lottery ad with that song that gets in your head for days after it airs
Oh yes! My finger hits the mute button. I hated it the first I heard it.
lily.
20-12-2013, 12:27 AM
the M&M Direct ones that sponsor the Simpsons, with all the shouting of MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUM. Plagues upon their houses.
THIS! SO MUCH THIS! I actually came into this thread to post about this actual advert. It must die.
lily.
20-12-2013, 12:32 AM
Ur honor, we is representin our home boy here to plead 4 not Gil T bruv, u get me? Braaaaaaaap.
lol.. LOVE IT!
Also.. hating the wowcher ad. So much s.hit
The one with that little brat complaining "Mum puts the lettuce on first then the ham on second", shut up people are starving in the world.
If you look closely on that ad they don't even butter the bread, who would honestly do that?
Jordan.
20-12-2013, 12:45 AM
If you look closely on that ad they don't even butter the bread, who would honestly do that?
must be another demand by that gutsy child
Joelle.
20-12-2013, 02:47 AM
The Lidl adverts with the whiney voice singing Little Things. Its was on four times in one ad break last night. Just awful.
BigSister
15-01-2014, 12:53 AM
The halifax advert is starting to annoy now also the Cow n gate milk advert for babies its the tune gets in your head
Shaun
24-01-2014, 09:49 PM
that ****ing Hive song
Me. I Am Salman
24-01-2014, 10:03 PM
The Lidl adverts with the whiney voice singing Little Things. Its was on four times in one ad break last night. Just awful.
THIS SO MUCH
Can't stand the 'Anything for you, Cupcake', advert.
Calderyon
25-01-2014, 01:06 PM
Those loaning agency adverts, mobile phone adverts, go compare ads, TESCO/ASDA ads and those compare the market.com ads for starters...
Will update as i come up more.
thesheriff443
25-01-2014, 01:10 PM
I have a black rubber gas mask!
King Gizzard
13-03-2014, 12:08 AM
the one that's got Attraction (BGT) in
because of Attraction and their overrated/unoriginalness
Vicky.
13-03-2014, 12:09 AM
Anything for yow cupcake :bored:
smeagol
13-03-2014, 01:53 AM
all of them , and not sure if you can class them as adverts but the cancer ones i think are disgusting wrong and offensive and on every 5 minutes for some reason lately , why i dont know do they know something we dont.
LaLaLand
13-03-2014, 02:39 AM
Omg every single video I watch on YouTube for the past 2 weeks has had an advert for Chloe ****ing Howl. I haven't even heard the song but I want her exiled.
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Go away kid.
The songs back in the charts now too :bored:
Vanessa
13-03-2014, 02:30 PM
The 118 118 one really annoys me for some reason. :joker:
Kate!
13-03-2014, 04:18 PM
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Go away kid.
The songs back in the charts now too :bored:
Shame on you Josy :laugh: I love this advert.
Hi I'm Barry Scott...
*throws shoe at Tv*
Me. I Am Salman
13-03-2014, 05:31 PM
the Tunisia advert with that weird ****ing singing
Mystic Mock
13-03-2014, 06:50 PM
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Go away kid.
The songs back in the charts now too :bored:
I quite like that advert and I like the song as well.:hugesmile:
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Go away kid.
The songs back in the charts now too :bored:
I can't stand that advert either, Josy. I mentioned how awful that advert is to my oldest Son, and he said it was one of his favourites :bored:
user104658
13-03-2014, 08:23 PM
I generally can't stand adverts, hardly ever see them to be fair, I don't watch much "live" television. I'll download a show either on the computer or from On Demand on the sky box specifically for the lack of ads - some shows (like Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, anything that requires suspension of disbelief) ads totally break immersion and ruin them. And shows I do get off of "Live TV", I sky+ them so I can fastforward the ads! Even if I want to watch them "live" I deliberately start half an hour behind so that I can skip ads and only watch the final part truly live.
However, in the spirit of the thread: can't stand the "bear and" ****ing "hare" ad from this Christmas.
And from a couple of years back - the Littlewoods Christmas "my lovely lovely muvver" ad that was basically saying "if you want your kids to love you, take out a heap of catalogue debt to buy them a big arse TV! If you're really lucky, you'll even have paid it off by next Christmas". Urgh. Plus, "muvver" in itself. Bleh.
jamal91
13-03-2014, 09:19 PM
the postcode lottery adverts... smh. The reactions are so FAKE! especially the black woman.. Lord.
mizzy25
13-03-2014, 09:45 PM
simon the ogre one for some holiday company these days.
old one the Jaffa cake advert with the fat teacher saying full moon, half moon, total eclipse whilst shoving a Jaffa cake down her throat arghhhhh used to hate it with a passion!
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