How to Deep Fry a Turkey in 72 Minutes

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Before it gets posted (if ever) we need to know if you will watch it without fast forwarding!

[smeagol]

is this a alive turkey?

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is this a alive turkey?
How dare you!!

[smeagol]

How dare you!!

lol

how long can you keep one in freezer for anyway. someone told me 3 months but mine died after a few hours

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lol

how long can you keep one in freezer for anyway. someone told me 3 months but mine died after a few hours

You're supposed to keep feeding it and provide it with a warm wooly jumper.

[smeagol]

You're supposed to keep feeding it and provide it with a warm wooly jumper.

was plenty of food in the freezer it could of munched on
lol i gave it a wooly hat

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was plenty of food in the freezer it could of munched on
lol i gave it a wooly hat

Did you open the food? and it definitely should have had a pair of fur lined wellies - and a torch.

[smeagol]

Did you open the food? and it definitely should have had a pair of fur lined wellies - and a torch.

lol i opened a choc ice for it. poor thing

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lol i opened a choc ice for it. poor thing

So do you want to cook it now?

[smeagol]

So do you want to cook it now?

nah i ate it raw was tasty lol

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

must make for some orgasmic 72 minutes. I've always had an akward thing for turkey. you know like when monica thought chandler liked shark porn :suspect:

[reece(:]

No I don't want to watch you fiddle with some giblets for 72 minutes, but thanks for the offer.

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must make for some orgasmic 72 minutes. I've always had an akward thing for turkey. you know like when monica thought chandler liked shark porn :suspect:

I believe arista watched the whole thing on Fox this morning!

[Verbal]

No I don't want to watch you fiddle with some giblets for 72 minutes, but thanks for the offer.

Turkeys dont have giblets

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No I don't want to watch you fiddle with some giblets for 72 minutes, but thanks for the offer.

What Verbal said! :dance: