Self Portraits

[Lee.]

Please draw your self portrait and post here..

I can't be arsed doing it right now, but I will do it tomorrow :)

[Benjamin]

I can't be arsed doing it right now, but I will do it tomorrow :)

[Lee.]

****s sake

[Benjamin]

rude ****ing trog

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/dEUdnIc.png

[Benjamin]

Nathan you were meant to draw yourself, not Lee. :bored:


Excellent work though.

[Jake.]

winner

[Lee.]

Nathan I meant with pencils and ****... That is amazing though :love:

[Benjamin]

Nathan I meant with pencils and ****... That is amazing though :love:

Oh. Jesus Christ, do you just assume we have nothing better to do than dust off our HB pencils to draw our own mugs?

Married life, hey? Shoulda stuck with me babe.

[Lee.]

Oh. Jesus Christ, do you just assume we have nothing better to do than dust off our HB pencils to draw our own mugs?

Erm.. Yeah?

[King Gizzard]

thank you all, I have put it on several canvasses

[Lee.]

Oh. Jesus Christ, do you just assume we have nothing better to do than dust off our HB pencils to draw our own mugs?

Married life, hey? Shoulda stuck with me babe.

You wouldn't have been able to fully appreciate me.

[Benjamin]

You wouldn't have been able to fully appreciate me.

I would of. I'd have you in that kitchen every night cooking me something delicious, you wouldn't have time to be bored and draw pencil sketches of yourself.

[Lee.]

I would of. I'd have you in that kitchen every night cooking me something delicious, you wouldn't have time to be bored and draw pencil sketches of yourself.

Oh well when you put it like that... :lovedup:

[Benjamin]

Oh well when you put it like that... :lovedup:

Less of the cheek of I'll give you a black eye, toots.

[Lee.]

Less of the cheek of I'll give you a black eye, toots.

Dinnae give me any ay yer lip or ah'll boot yer baws fir ye!

[Benjamin]

Dinnae give me any ay yer lip or ah'll boot yer baws fir ye!

I did check my blower intake and I think I would like to get one of your 392 valley pans.

[Lee.]

I did check my blower intake and I think I would like to get one of your 392 valley pans.

Pardon?

[Josy]

Do I win?

http://i44.tinypic.com/xfsthk.png

[Drew.]

http://i.imgur.com/dEUdnIc.png

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110625232041/nickwildthornberrys/images/6/62/Donnie.jpg

[Lee.]

Do I win?

http://i44.tinypic.com/xfsthk.png

:joker:

I think so!! I love your bunchies :love:

[Josy]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

bit triangular

[Benjamin]

Lee, this is for you sugar tits.

http://i.share.pho.to/e0e4d8a2_o.gif

[Lee.]

:laugh: I'm genuinely in pain laughing

[Benjamin]

I'm offended. :hmph:

[Lee.]

I'm offended. :hmph:

Lol.. I didn't mean it offensively! I was about to rant that is wasn't even a drawing and when I looked closer to make sure, you winked..:laugh:

Sidenote; does anybody else think the past tense of wink should be "wank"? Winked doesn't sound right... Same as knit.. It should be knat, not knitted

[Josy]

Lol.. I didn't mean it offensively! I was about to rant that is wasn't even a drawing and when I looked closer to make sure, you winked..:laugh:

Sidenote; does anybody else think the past tense of wink should be "wank"? Winked doesn't sound right... Same as knit.. It should be knat, not knitted


:joker::joker::joker:

No hahahaha because if you were saying someone winked at you like earlier then you would say 'He/She wanked at me' and people would be mortified thinking someone had been actually wanking at you.

[Benjamin]

Lol.. I didn't mean it offensively! I was about to rant that is wasn't even a drawing and when I looked closer to make sure, you winked..:laugh:

Sidenote; does anybody else think the past tense of wink should be "wank"? Winked doesn't sound right... Same as knit.. It should be knat, not knitted

Damage is done, Lee, damage is done. :idc:

But glad it made you laugh. :hugesmile:

[King Gizzard]

Have you ever been wanked at Josy

[Josy]

That's a personal question :idc:

[Benjamin]

Apparently I've wanked at everyone in this thread.

[King Gizzard]

That's a personal question :idc:

http://i.imgur.com/veaxqJz.gif

[Lee.]

:joker::joker::joker:

No hahahaha because if you were saying someone winked at you like earlier then you would say 'He/She wanked at me' and people would be mortified thinking someone had been actually wanking at you.

No no.. That sounds even more wrong! :laugh: I mean just wank.. Like "he wank at me earlier"

[Josy]

Hmm I suppose that sounds better but some might still think they had wanked at you and that you had some kind of speech impediment.

[King Gizzard]

Scotland everybody

[Benjamin]

Scotland everybody

:joker:

[Lee.]

Hmm I suppose that sounds better but some might still think they had wanked at you and that you had some kind of speech impediment.

Do you say jumped or jamp?

[Benjamin]

Jamp? Nathan sort her out.

[Josy]

Do you say jumped or jamp?

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Jumped, I have honestly never heard anyone say Jamp ever.

Do people say that?

Omfg I actually can't stop laughing

[reece(:]

Do I win?

http://i44.tinypic.com/xfsthk.png
I envy your curviness http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/cry.gif

[MTVN]

"I jamp out of bed this morning and popped to the shops wearing a knat scarf and met a stranger who wank at me"

Does that sentence really sound right to you Lee?

[Lee.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Jumped, I have honestly never heard anyone say Jamp ever.

Do people say that?

Omfg I actually can't stop laughing

Oor Wullie says it :hmph:

[Benjamin]

"I jamp out of bed this morning and popped to the shops wearing a knat scarf and met a stranger who wank at me"

Does that sentence really sound right to you Lee?

:laugh2:

[Lee.]

"I jamp out of bed this morning and popped to the shops wearing a knat scarf and met a stranger who wank at me"

Does that sentence really sound right to you Lee?

No, I don't "pop" to the shops

[Lee.]

Omg. Daves asleep and I really don't want him to wake up and ask what I'm laughing at :laugh2:

[Josy]

"I jamp out of bed this morning and popped to the shops wearing a knat scarf and met a stranger who wank at me"

Does that sentence really sound right to you Lee?

:joker::joker:

Oor Wullie says it :hmph:

Does he really?

I just thought it sounded funny.

[Lee.]

:joker::joker:



Does he really?

I just thought it sounded funny.

I think he does :suspect: oh I hope he dies

[Lee.]

*does
I do not wish death on oor Wullie

[King Gizzard]

http://i.imgur.com/cv8MMcs.png

[Benjamin]

Lee showing her mean streak there.

[Josy]

:laugh3:

Omg this thread..

[Kizzy]

Lee, this is for you sugar tits.

http://i.share.pho.to/e0e4d8a2_o.gif

Ben when you wink your eye looks like a vagina....vageyena :joker:

[Lee.]

http://i.imgur.com/cv8MMcs.png

:joker: :joker:

[Lee.]

Ben when you wink your eye looks like a vagina....vageyena :joker:

His whole face resembles a vagina tbh :idc:

[Benjamin]

Hush down ladies, please don't compare my face to your snatches. :idc:

[mizzy25]

Im pmsl @ this thread, cheered me up for the day, thanks guys lol

[HD]

Ben when you wink your eye looks like a vagina....vageyena :joker:

oh my god.

/thread

[Lee.]

Im pmsl @ this thread, cheered me up for the day, thanks guys lol

Hahaha.. I was pmsl too mizzy! :laugh:

[Glenn.]

y'all crazy mother****ers :joker:

[Jake.]

:laugh3:

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[Lee.]

Imma do my portrait very soon.. I just can't decide between crayons, pencils or felt tips

[Benjamin]

Imma do my portrait very soon.. I just can't decide between crayons, pencils or felt tips

-6 hours later is still deciding-

[Kazanne]

Tut ,Tut, how this thread had decended into smut!!!me a good Christian girl too:devil::hugesmile:

[Lee.]

This isn't my self portrait.. I (stupidly) let my daughter draw me.. I stayed still for about half an hour on the couch and she took so much time and care over it, I honestly imagined it to be like Rose's portrait in Titanic (although obvs I didn't have my chebs out)

Anyway.. This is what was eventually unveiled...

http://i.imgur.com/ZjLsGsR.jpg


:bawling:

[Jake.]

Are you sure that isn't a photograph

[Lee.]

Are you sure that isn't a photograph

How DARE you!! The only thing that's similar is my tartan cushion! Jake, this drawing almost destroyed me... See the bags under my eyes? And the lines and wrinkles.. I particularly took offence at the way my tits are under my arms and the way she's drawn my 2 or 3 stomachs :(

[Drew.]

You're daughter has given you a rough idea how you will look once you get old Lee

[Lee.]

You're daughter has given you a rough idea how you will look once you get old Lee

Thank you for insinuating I am still young :love:

[Smithy]

are you ill lee?

[Lee.]

are you ill lee?

One would assume so :bored:

[Lee.]

Haha.. Somebody in FB said I look like a corpse that's been shot in the head.

[Josy]

Omg hahahahahahha :laugh3: poor Lee

And this thread made me laugh so much reading through it again :love:

[Kate!]

:grin2:

- can't believe I've never seen this thread before, I'm in stitches :laugh2:

[Kate!]

:grin2:

- can't believe I've never seen this thread before, I'm in stitches :laugh2:

[Kizzy]

Ooof! heavy night last night lee?.... Seriously cut down a bit :laugh:

[Marc]

I ****ing love your daughter's drawing of you :joker: