The Joke Thread.

[Z]

I can't U2U whoever locked my joke topic because they're browsing as an invisible user, but why, might I ask did you lock it? Just seemed like a strange thing to do to me..


EDIT: Alright then, this is the joke thread. No, I don't want to hear your terrible one liners. I want funny pictures to tell the story for you :P.

[Ella]

What did it mean Z

Lemon Party :conf:
:blush2:

[Red Moon]

It's just one more thread to moderate at the moment.

So I locked it.... start a general joke thread if there isn't one already (i.e. check first).

Or how about a Ziola's Joke thread!

[Z]

Mmkay. Thanks for clearing that up RM. =]

Alright then. As many of you may know, there are some REALLY disgusting things out there on the internet. Personally, I'd rate three of them (Lemon Party, Tubgirl and Goatse) as some of the things that make me feel ill.

However the picture was meant to be a funny version of LemonParty.

http://xs305.xs.to/xs305/06333/lemonpartyxD.jpg if you want to see it.

[Red Moon]

It is a good picture Ziola.

It was just that people seem to be out to attack others and I didn't want another fight breaking out because some people didn't see your joke.

However I think it's a good idea to have a joke thread to lighten things up round here.

[MarkWaldorf]

Aww that cake :joker:

[~Kizwiz~]

OH MY GOD!!! Ziola! never heard of Lemon party until now.... but *gulp* :shocked:

[Ella]

What is a lemon paaaarty??

[Z]

Well.. ehm.. it's a rather disturbing picture (well not disturbing I suppose but it's not something you'd want to see) that internet trolls (people who spam forums for reasons best known to themselves) quite often use in their spamming. I'll give you a.. censored (??!) summary; it's a few old men.. passing the time of day in each other's company. I'd say the chances are they swing for the other team, you know?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
What is a lemon paaaarty??

I've u2u you honey

[Ella]

OMG ewwwwwwwwwww! Thats disgusting, i feel sick!!!!!!

Thanks Kiz lol :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
OMG ewwwwwwwwwww! Thats disgusting, i feel sick!!!!!!

Thanks Kiz lol :laugh:

What is it :laugh:

[Ella]

3 Old fat men doing rude stuff with each other

I was actually nearly sick :bored:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
3 Old fat men doing rude stuff with each other

I was actually nearly sick :bored:

:puzzled:

[Ella]

LOL

Okay...erm there were 3 named men in a bed doing ride things to each other

Thats what a Lemon Party is


:bawling:

[MarkWaldorf]

Ohhhhh lol lmao

[Ella]

Its sick lol

Dont type that in on google or you will be shocked! :hugesmile:

[~Kizwiz~]

It was pretty sick and made my eyes water....... thats not for the faint hearted!

[Ella]

LOL

Most definetly not Kiz

I thought it was going to be something innocent and fun! But thats far from it!!

[~Kizwiz~]

Me too..... cheers for blinding me Ziola :joker:

[Ella]

Lol

Its going to give me nightmares, im sure of it :bored:

:bigsmile:

[Z]

*sends out legal team* You saw nothing!

:P

It's disgusting though, a complete ****** spammed a forum I post on with that picture and took away my innocence.. *sniffles*

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Ziola
took away my innocence.. *sniffles*

*Cough* opps sorry I had something in my throat :shocked:

EDIT: not to be confused with what was in the pic i might add :laugh:

[Z]

Oh you're filthy you are!

Haha!

I swear I used to be innocent to the ways of adults until that particular moment in time. :joker:

[~Kizwiz~]

Yeah and I'm a goose :hugesmile:

[Z]

I'm hurt you could think I was anything but an angel!

:tongue:

[~Kizwiz~]

*cough cough*

Oh dear.... there i go again :hugesmile:

[Ella]

Angel my eye!!

lol

[~Kizwiz~]

Hee hee hee...... I must admit..... its not looking good Ziola.... after all you introduced Elz and I to "Lemon party"

:angel:

[Ella]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Hee hee hee...... I must admit..... its not looking good Ziola.... after all you introduced Elz and I to "Lemon party"

:angel:

LOL

Yes Z, You disturbed our clean minds!

[Z]

Oh don't go playing innocent just after you claim I'm anything but!

:laugh:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz

LOL

Yes Z, You disturbed our clean minds!

I think Red Moon did that to me Elz :wink:

[Ella]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Originally posted by Elz_Belz

LOL

Yes Z, You disturbed our clean minds!

I think Red Moon did that to me Elz :wink:

LMAO!!!
Well, i think that may be a different kind of dirtyness lol!

[~Kizwiz~]

Ohh yes :bouncy:

Something Z surely cant know about due to his inocence and all :laugh:

[Z]

Nope. No clue at all. In fact, I think I'll just join a choir.. :tongue:

[~Kizwiz~]

oh and i'm a saint!

[Z]

In that case, I pray for you. :laugh:

[~Kizwiz~]

Please do.... I need all the help I can get

[Z]

:tongue:

kizwiz makes me laugh like no other.

[~Kizwiz~]

thank you my child :laugh:

god bless you.... but come see me at confession for your sins........ that pic was not holy

[Z]

Indeed. I should really wash my mouth out with soap and holy water.. :bigsmile:

[Ella]

LOL You two are nutters

You make me laugh though haha :hello:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Ziola
Indeed. I should really wash my mouth out with soap and holy water.. :bigsmile:

3 hail mary's and 4 oh fathers for your sins my lad!

[Z]

*cries* Can I still get lunch??

[~Kizwiz~]

yes..... so long as you take your rosary beads with you :joker:

[Z]

Originally posted by kizwiz
yes..... so long as you take your rosary beads with you :joker:


*mumbles*

[~Kizwiz~]

hee hee hee......

Well this thread has certainly lifted my mood for the site.......... cheers Z :hugesmile:

[Z]

Originally posted by kizwiz
hee hee hee......

Well this thread has certainly lifted my mood for the site.......... cheers Z :hugesmile:

:thumbs: Always happy to help! :hugesmile: