Would you rather be...

[Shaun]

important question

[Ammi]

..this is not something that's going to be a quick answer thing..I'll bookmark the thread and give it serious thought...

[Marsh.]

Well, I'm already the first one so....

[Ammi]

...so Natalie it is then, Marsh..?..

[Shaun]

farting btw means a fart every 5 seconds or so, not one continual stream of it

and some of them will be silent, but only if some of your sweat makes noise too (sort of like a squeegee wiping a window)

[Ammi]

..do we have to have the full description of sound effects as well...less is more, Shaun...

[Niamh.]

Oh i thought the middle one said constantly swearing :laugh: Still though you can get deodorant for that, not sure what you can get for constant farting

[lily.]

-also misread the middle one-

-should get new specs really-

[Ammi]

..I had to do a double take at Simon with a Santa hat on..:joker:...

[Niamh.]

..I had to do a double take at Simon with a Santa hat on..:joker:...

Isn't he lovely? :laugh: Do you like my festive sig also? :amazed:

[Ammi]

Isn't he lovely? :laugh: Do you like my festive sig also? :amazed:

..he does suit it, and he couldn't be anything but lovely...it was really funny waking up to all the Christmas names this morning and I find myself clicking on every new post just to find out who someone is....

[Niamh.]

..he does suit it, and he couldn't be anything but lovely...it was really funny waking up to all the Christmas names this morning and I find myself clicking on every new post just to find out who someone is....

Are you going to have one Ammi?

[Ammi]

Are you going to have one Ammi?

..a name..?..I couldn't think of one that I would remember I locked myself out a few times when it was Ammincepie..I did think about Holly as in Holly Golightly but it's a bit boring..not that Ammi isn't as well but I couldn't somehow get enthusiastic about it...

[Livia]

I'd rather be dead. Why isn't that an option?

[reece(:]

None but Sonia is the worst option.

[Marcus.]

none

[Pete.]

Sorry ... had to laugh

[Mystic Mock]

Constantly farting of course, the other two options are really repulsive and can't even bring out the humour that farting can bring.

Farts ftw.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Natalie cassidy because I can have major surgery with my money from the lottery thingy show.

[Ammi]

..this has to have been the most rubbish choice given out in an option thread...