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Ammi
07-12-2013, 06:05 AM
..in real life..?...

AnnieK
07-12-2013, 06:11 AM
Head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it to all blow over....

#ShaunoftheDead

Samm
07-12-2013, 09:34 AM
Kill it

Shaun
07-12-2013, 09:36 AM
run away screaming I guess

smeagol
07-12-2013, 10:07 AM
i went out with one. if i see another one i,ll probably marry it lol

armand.kay
07-12-2013, 10:16 AM
Instagram it.

Verbal
07-12-2013, 11:18 AM
Instagram it.

:joker: how indicative of the modern generation

Josy
07-12-2013, 11:30 AM
Head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for it to all blow over....

#ShaunoftheDead

:laugh: Damn you Annie I was coming in to say this before Matt did and now you've gone and beaten us.

I would run.

Jesus.
07-12-2013, 11:31 AM
I'd probably do stuff. And things.

Natalie.
07-12-2013, 03:17 PM
Probs run lol

fingers
07-12-2013, 03:19 PM
I'd have to check behind me to see where my minders in white coats are.

GypsyGoth
07-12-2013, 03:46 PM
After the initial panic subsided, I would put Zombie Survival Plan A into action.


I would flee from the zombie and find out if this is just a rogue case of zombification if it really is the long awaited zombie apocalypse.

If it is the former, I would put an end to Zombie Survival Plan A and avoid said zombie then let the appropriate government agency take care of it.

However If it was the last days of civilization, I would act fast as time would be my main enemy (and of course flesh eating zombies), I would get to an army store and buy the essentials for survival, a few water canteens, an easy to operate crossbow, a first aid kit, plus other stuff.

Then I would get out of the city, because as we all know it will soon become a necropolis overrun by zombies.

Now not being able to drive leaves me at a serious disadvantage when it comes to travelling in relative safety, I would need others to assist in my survival. So once free of the urban deathtrap my main focus would be finding people who I could trust and team up with.

When a group is formed we would aim to collect supplies and procure a boat or ship, something we could live on for a long time, at least until a solution is found for the zombie problem.

Shaun
07-12-2013, 03:48 PM
"I would get to an army store"

oh yeah those army stores next to Argos on the high street

i think you're full of it gypsygoth and you'd probably join the zombie cult

GypsyGoth
07-12-2013, 03:53 PM
"I would get to an army store"

oh yeah those army stores next to Argos on the high street

i think you're full of it gypsygoth and you'd probably join the zombie cult

These type of places http://www.armysurplusuk.net/ :laugh:

Joining the zombie cult is not an option.

AnnieK
07-12-2013, 03:54 PM
I'll be your driver GG

GypsyGoth
07-12-2013, 03:55 PM
I'll be your driver GG

Yay :love:

Shaun
07-12-2013, 03:57 PM
now that i think about it a zombie invasion would be the perfect opportunity to kill someone and get away with it

so i revise my answer and say "throw a spear at piers morgan"

Jake.
07-12-2013, 05:13 PM
I'd stop and ask 'hey Josy how's it going'

King Gizzard
07-12-2013, 05:16 PM
give it a nipple cripple

probably then get done for sexual assault by the zombie

Jessica.
07-12-2013, 05:18 PM
I'd stop and ask 'hey Josy how's it going'

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Mystic Mock
07-12-2013, 05:22 PM
..in real life..?...

Fall in love with it and make my own necrophilliac story out of it like all these sick Vampire stories that we've had since the 90's.

Livia
08-12-2013, 01:02 AM
I'd go for the head shot. Everyone knows that...

Ithinkiloveyoutoo
08-12-2013, 01:08 AM
kick them in the balls.

Smithy
08-12-2013, 01:16 AM
Cry and then kill myself probably

sooty
08-12-2013, 07:42 PM
I will ask him/her. "Would you like a cup of tea?"

http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/February-24-2012-23-46-03-tumblrluxtu7B4tT1r20hi2o1500.jpg

Ramsay
08-12-2013, 07:45 PM
Cut off it's ugly fat head

Kyle
08-12-2013, 07:49 PM
Get a group of them together and re-enact Michael Jackson's thriller.



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/29/article-1131326-033BCD63000005DC-222_468x310.jpg

T*
08-12-2013, 08:00 PM
I'd get a load of supplies and food and then hijack a submarine. They can't get me under water! :amazed:

Natalie.
08-12-2013, 08:02 PM
These tibb people seem to know what they're doing, I'll find one of them

Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 01:45 AM
Another way to stop the Zombie from killing you is to sing Zombie by The Cranberries.

Ammi
09-12-2013, 04:48 AM
Cut off it's ugly fat head

..what if it was a beautiful (hot) zombie, Karl...I've heard they can look rather fetching in a certain light....

Mystic Mock
09-12-2013, 08:00 PM
..what if it was a beautiful (hot) zombie, Karl...I've heard they can look rather fetching in a certain light....

I'm just imaging now instead of Twilight it will be The Hot Zombies.