Give a member a job!

[Kyle]

Ok this is simple I'm going to list a name of jobs and you must give a job to a member based on their suitability or how they post or even just cos you want to for the Lolz;

Priest: the truth
Car salesman: Ben
Professor: Stu
Nurse: Vicky
President: TheSheriff
Jester: Verbal
+ Band
Lead singer: Ithinkiloveyoutoo
Bass: kizzie
Lead Guitar: x-evenstar-x
Keyboard: Arista
Groupie 1: Kate
Groupie 2: Vanessa
Vet: Smeagol
Police man: Josy
Burglar: fingers
Movie Star: Black Dagger
Archaeologist: Nathan


That's all for now I don't want to overload people. Have fun guys this is just a laugh.

[arista]

Nurse :Shaun

[Kyle]

Nurse :Shaun

:joker:

I didn't put supermarket rep because we all know who would get that :whistle:

[Kate!]

great thread idea, desperately need something fun and lighthearted today lol.

Priest: Karl
Car salesman: Marc
Professor: Verbal
Nurse:Annie k
President: Arista
Jester: Simps
+ Band
Lead singer: Jake
Bass: GypsyGoth
Lead Guitar: Josy
KeyboarD: Tregard
Groupie 1: Vanessa
Groupie 2: Smudgie
Vet:Ammi
Police man: Ben
Burglar: Michael21
Movie Star: Kazanne
Archaeologist: Kizzy

[Josy]

Priest: Arista
Car salesman: Verbal
Professor: MTVN
Nurse: Vicky
President: Nathan
Jester: Drew
+ Band
Lead singer: Shaun
Bass: Dezzy
Lead Guitar: Leon
Keyboard: Locke
Groupie 1: Kate
Groupie 2: Smithy
Vet: Nimah
Police man: James
Burglar: Novo
Movie Star: Ammi
Archaeologist: MTVN (he can have 2 jobs greedy bastard)

[Alf]

Feminist campaigner - The Truth

[Jesus.]

Feminist campaigner - The Truth


Genius.

[Kyle]

great thread idea, desperately need something fun and lighthearted today lol.

Priest: Karl
Car salesman: Marc
Professor: Verbal
Nurse:Annie k
President: Arista
Jester: Simps
+ Band
Lead singer: Jake
Bass: GypsyGoth
Lead Guitar: Josy
KeyboarD: Tregard
Groupie 1: Vanessa
Groupie 2: Smudgie
Vet:Ammi
Police man: Ben
Burglar: Michael21
Movie Star: Kazanne
Archaeologist: Kizzy

Cracking selection. :hugesmile:

New job positions to be forthcoming if enough people put forward applicants.

I would like a panel of 3 people to be the employers and choose for definite who gets what job. Any volunteers?

new job vacancy: Village idiot.

[Josy]

Feminist campaigner - The Truth

:joker:

[Kyle]

Feminist campaigner - The Truth

:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Burglar - Novo!!!!

lol Josy, :joker:

[arista]

great thread idea, desperately need something fun and lighthearted today lol.

Priest: Karl
Car salesman: Marc
Professor: Verbal
Nurse:Annie k
President: Arista
Jester: Simps
+ Band
Lead singer: Jake
Bass: GypsyGoth
Lead Guitar: Josy
KeyboarD: Tregard
Groupie 1: Vanessa
Groupie 2: Smudgie
Vet:Ammi
Police man: Ben
Burglar: Michael21
Movie Star: Kazanne
Archaeologist: Kizzy



"Police man: Ben "


is his truncheon used for nightime fun?

[arista]

Priest: Arista
Car salesman: Verbal
Professor: MTVN
Nurse: Vicky
President: Nathan
Jester: Drew
+ Band
Lead singer: Shaun
Bass: Dezzy
Lead Guitar: Leon
Keyboard: Locke
Groupie 1: Kate
Groupie 2: Smithy
Vet: Nimah
Police man: James
Burglar: Novo
Movie Star: Ammi
Archaeologist: MTVN (he can have 2 jobs greedy bastard)


Not Wise
I will make the church into Disco's

[Kizzy]

Archeologist?! :joker:
I want to be the nurse or the police officer :(

[Novo]

Burglar? David is the one from Liverpool.. not me

[Kate!]

Archeologist?! :joker:
I want to be the nurse or the police officer :(

I saw you as a female Indiana Jones, intrepid adventurer.

[Kate!]

"Police man: Ben "


is his truncheon used for nightime fun?

don't know about that, just want to see him in a uniform :evilgrin:

[Kyle]

Accidentally just done mine in the O.P. Looks like I'm the village idiot! :dance:

[michael21]

great thread idea, desperately need something fun and lighthearted today lol.

Priest: Karl
Car salesman: Marc
Professor: Verbal
Nurse:Annie k
President: Arista
Jester: Simps
+ Band
Lead singer: Jake
Bass: GypsyGoth
Lead Guitar: Josy
KeyboarD: Tregard
Groupie 1: Vanessa
Groupie 2: Smudgie
Vet:Ammi
Police man: Ben
Burglar: Michael21
Movie Star: Kazanne
Archaeologist: Kizzy

:suspect::suspect::suspect: :amazed::amazed: :amazed::worship::worship::worship::worship:

[Me. I Am Salman]

the girl in your avatar looks about 14 :/

[Kyle]

Guys this is an opportunity to bring the forum together, involve as many people as possible.


A few more jobs to fill;


Pantomime villain:
Dentist:
School headteacher:
Satan:
Chef:

Edit: changed Village idiot to Pantomime villain on advice it would be less destructive.

[Kate!]

dj - Salman
Newsreader - Saph

Village idiot: can't say anyone for this, it's terrible.
Dentist: Apple202
School headteacher: Zee
Satan: as for village idiot.
Chef: Pothuthic

[x-evenstar-x]

Accidentally just done mine in the O.P. Looks like I'm the village idiot! :dance:

I think that really suits you! :joker:

[Kyle]

dj - Salman
Newsreader - Saph

Village idiot: can't say anyone for this, it's terrible.
Dentist: Apple202
School headteacher: Zee
Satan: as for village idiot.
Chef: Pothuthic

Changed the first one Kate, your right it is a bit harsh.

I think that really suits you! :joker:

Lol doesn't it just :hugesmile:

[Glenn.]

Edit: changed Village idiot to Pantomime villain on advice it would be less destructive.

If we can't even make light of a village idiot we may as well just kill ourselves.

[smeagol]

can we give our own jobs. i have a vacancy for a sex slave
and two jobs need filling bj hd previous applicants need not apply

[Kyle]

If we can't even make light of a village idiot we may as well just kill ourselves.

I want as many people to feel they can be involved as possible. I had a think about it after I was told and realised I could only give that job to someone I knew would take it for what it was and I can't really be sure of that many people that would. I've only been here a small while I still don't know who I can mess around with and who I shouldn't.

[Kate!]

Lol.

I will be on the interview panel Kyle if you get applicants for Panto Baddie OR Village Idiot (if anyone wants to go for that tongue in cheek)??

could be fun thinking up the questions.

[Kyle]

can we give our own jobs. i have a vacancy for a sex slave
and two jobs need filling bj hd previous applicants need not apply

Smeagol you already have a job.

Keeper of the precious: Smeagol

[Kyle]

Lol.

I will be on the interview panel Kyle if you get applicants for Panto Baddie OR Village Idiot (if anyone wants to go for that tongue in cheek)??

could be fun thinking up the questions.

Sure no worries. :dance:

[smeagol]

Smeagol you already have a job.

Keeper of the precious: Smeagol

lol

[Glenn.]

I want as many people to feel they can be involved as possible. I had a think about it after I was told and realised I could only give that job to someone I knew would take it for what it was and I can't really be sure of that many people that would. I've only been here a small while I still don't know who I can mess around with and who I shouldn't.

That's the problem with TiBB. Too many sensitive souls. Put it back to village idiot and be done with it. How anyone could take offence is bewildering.

[Kyle]

That's the problem with TiBB. Too many sensitive souls. Put it back to village idiot and be done with it. How anyone could take offence is bewildering.

I've offended enough people on here already without calling someone a village idiot who might feel I genuinly believe they are stupid.

[Kate!]

Christmas Jobs!!!!!

Santa - Shaun
Mrs Claus - Lee
Elf 1 - Roy Mars
Elf 2 - Nathan
Christmas Party DJ - Glenn
Karaoke host - Vicky

[Kyle]

Santa: Jemal

Mrs Claus: Ammi

Elf 1: Salman

Elf 2: Jordan

Christmas Party Dj: Drew

Karaoke Host: Kazanne

[Kate!]

ah yes, Jemal would be a good Santa!

[Kyle]

ah yes, Jemal would be a good Santa!

I don't know why it just fits for him for some reason :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Mayor - MTVN
Seamstress - Evenstar
Fairy Godmother - Sooty
Shepherd - Jords
Innkeeper/Publican - Locke
Barmaid - ithinkiloveyoutoo

[Natalie.]

Santa: Ben

Mrs Claus: Ammi

Elf 1: Salman

Elf 2: Vanessa

Christmas Party Dj: Nathan

Karaoke Host: Drew