If you could be an object what would you be and why?

[Benjamin]

Go. :pipe:

[Me. I Am Salman]

inb4 someone says something sexual

[Kazanne]

Gerard Butlers undercrackers:devil:so I could keep him warm:devil:

[Kyle]

Ah thanks a lot Salman now I can't say Dildo.

[Alf]

Something sexual, good idea Salman

I'll be Helen Flanagan's bra

[smudgie]

A much loved Teddy bear..guaranteed loads of cuddles :love:

[Kazanne]

A much loved Teddy bear..guaranteed loads of cuddles :love:

But you might get your ears and eyes pulled off by some aggressive kid smudgie,lol

[armand.kay]

A jockstrap.

[smudgie]

But you might get your ears and eyes pulled off by some aggressive kid smudgie,lol

ahhhhhhhhh. I should have said, my favourite teddybear.
Nobody else dares to touch him:devil:

[Shaun]

amanda bynes' camera

[Jessica.]

I would be my boyfriend's iphone.

[joe199998293]

Justin Biebers boxers.

[armand.kay]

I would be my boyfriend's iphone.
Yes sis pree them texts.

[GypsyGoth]

I would be a hydroelectric dam, like this one

http://i.imgur.com/gUplXQi.jpg

and as to why, well I would bring power to tens of thousands of homes, making everyone happy.

[Shaun]

also, if you were having an off day, you could drown a few people <3

[joe199998293]

Justin Biebers boxers.

But I'll split my personality like Volde... He-who-shall-not-be-named did, ill be all his pairs of boxers.

[GypsyGoth]

also, if you were having an off day, you could drown a few people <3

:laugh2:

[Jessica.]

Yes sis pree them texts.

It's not because of the texts, it's because of how much attention the phone gets in general. :joker:

[Princess]

My first thought was Caroline Flack's phone, she never lets go of that thing, you'd see so much.

[swinearefine]

inb4 someone says something sexual

no point responding now

[Marc]

I'd be an old oak tree watching bitches being slayed in the woods and buried

[Jake.]

A condom