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thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 07:56 AM
if you had to give one up for life, which one would you choose?

Cherie
08-12-2013, 08:03 AM
Sex.

Ammi
08-12-2013, 08:04 AM
..chocolate is generally quite overrated...most of the time, it doesn't actually make you 'feel good', it just makes you feel sickly...

Cherie
08-12-2013, 08:05 AM
..chocolate is generally quite overrated...most of the time, it doesn't actually make you 'feel good', it just makes you feel sickly...


I was going to say the same about sex :joker:

Ammi
08-12-2013, 08:05 AM
..LOL, Cherie...hmmm, no comment...

thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 08:11 AM
I was going to say the same about sex :joker:

another head ache Cherie,:joker:, too much chocolate:joker:

Cherie
08-12-2013, 08:12 AM
I hardly eat chocolate either so I could easily give up both.:devil:

Kyle
08-12-2013, 08:17 AM
What's sex?

mizzy25
08-12-2013, 08:17 AM
sex

GypsyGoth
08-12-2013, 08:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/lmKtwFj.jpg

thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 08:53 AM
http://i.imgur.com/lmKtwFj.jpg

neither can a lesbian, unless she has a turkey baster:joker:

thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 08:55 AM
I hardly eat chocolate either so I could easily give up both.:devil:

a mature woman posting:xyxwave:
its funny when you get to the stage when the only thing you want is a good long session sleeping.:joker:

Samm
08-12-2013, 09:17 AM
Both at the same time

swinearefine
08-12-2013, 09:46 AM
I'd give up chocolate, though I prefer it to sex. I'm an ~enigma~

Verbal
08-12-2013, 09:52 AM
Chocolate

smudgie
08-12-2013, 09:56 AM
Chocolate.

Love them both but one can't be greedy.:hugesmile:

Natalie.
08-12-2013, 10:12 AM
I'd give up chocolate

Kazanne
08-12-2013, 10:28 AM
Sex,it's healthier if you're carefulhttp://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w139/BIGDAVE1988/rubber.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/BIGDAVE1988/media/rubber.jpg.html):hugesmile:

T*
08-12-2013, 10:36 AM
I'm 13 so the obvious choice is S̶e̶x̶ Chocolate.

Marc
08-12-2013, 10:37 AM
Can I have sex with chocolate?

T*
08-12-2013, 10:39 AM
Can I have sex with chocolate?

Okay, I'm never ever going to accept a Mars bar from you. :yuk:

thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 10:41 AM
Can I have sex with chocolate?

of course you can marc, you can have what ever you desire!

Marc
08-12-2013, 10:44 AM
Okay, I'm never ever going to accept a Mars bar from you. :yuk:

Suit yourself

http://i.imgur.com/cGnAk.gif

Kyle
08-12-2013, 10:48 AM
Yes you can. Just don't ever put a malteser In your girlfriends coin purse. I hate melted chocolate :yuk:

thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 10:51 AM
Yes you can. Just don't ever put a malteser In your girlfriends coin purse. I hate melted chocolate :yuk:

you will never get your hands on marcs girlfriends chocolate money.

Kyle
08-12-2013, 10:53 AM
you will never get your hands on marcs girlfriends chocolate money.

Luckily he put it in with the wrapping on. All we have to do is wait Sheriff.

Marc
08-12-2013, 10:54 AM
Can we not. Ta

thesheriff443
08-12-2013, 10:56 AM
Can we not. Ta

whats up marc?

Verbal
08-12-2013, 10:58 AM
Yes you can. Just don't ever put a malteser In your girlfriends coin purse. I hate melted chocolate :yuk:
http://www.englishforum.ch/attachments/daily-life/22602d1295542565-sleeping-under-full-moon-finbarr-saunders-viz.jpg

Vicky.
08-12-2013, 10:59 AM
Could quite happily do without sex for the rest of my life tbh. Way overrated.

Marc
08-12-2013, 11:01 AM
You say that after having a baby obviously.

x-evenstar-x
08-12-2013, 11:11 AM
I would give up chococolate for sure! I don't even eat it anyways so it's an extra easiy decision.

King Gizzard
08-12-2013, 12:49 PM
sexual chocolate?

Jesus.
08-12-2013, 12:51 PM
Anyone who says sex is either doing it wrong, or in a long term relationship.

Jessica.
08-12-2013, 12:53 PM
What's chocolate?

Jesus.
08-12-2013, 12:54 PM
What's chocolate?

Anal.

Jessica.
08-12-2013, 12:54 PM
Anal.

D:

jackc1806
08-12-2013, 01:01 PM
D:

:laugh:

Jessica.
08-12-2013, 01:03 PM
Bums are for poop. :sad:

Josy
08-12-2013, 01:15 PM
I'd give up chocolate