Smeagol's secret (SPOILER)

[fingers]

He's really an Orc in disguise!:bawling:

[Kyle]

Awwww Smeagol has a fan, I'm so happy for you :love::love:

[fingers]

Awwww Smeagol has a fan, I'm so happy for you :love::love:

That must be 1 more than you! :dance:

[Kyle]

That must be 1 more than you! :dance:

Ouch. My pride. :(

[smudgie]

OooH, I thought you were gong to say you and he were one and the same.:hugesmile:

[smeagol]

i look like a orc today darn ive been sussed lol

im a orc in a silly hat today

[fingers]

i look like a orc today darn ive been sussed lol

im a orc in a silly hat today

You heard/saw it here first, folks! :elephant:

[smeagol]

You heard/saw it here first, folks! :elephant:


lol:laugh:

[Kyle]

I'm sexy and I know it

http://pdjeliclark.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/orc.gif

[fingers]

I'm sexy and I know it

http://pdjeliclark.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/orc.gif

Smeagol keeps that picture locked away in case he gets recognised!:cat:

[Kyle]

Smeagol keeps that picture locked away in case he gets recognised!:cat:

Well that's the copy I got from your bedside table! Somebody loves him!

[smeagol]

lol

i put the s in sexy with that pic

[fingers]

Well that's the copy I got from your bedside table! Somebody loves him!

You B*st*rd, I never even noticed it was gone! :bawling::bawling:

[Kyle]

You B*st*rd, I never even noticed it was gone! :bawling::bawling:

Well.....I needed It.....for erm identification purposes. :whistle:

[smeagol]

i will autograph those pics if you like for a small fee of £200 ;)

[fingers]

Well.....I needed It.....for erm identification purposes. :whistle:

You obviously need it more than me, ENJOY! :wavey:

[thesheriff443]

you two only got the picture I have had his ring for some time.

[Kyle]

i will autograph those pics if you like for a small fee of £200 ;)

Thanks I want on mine;

Dear Bilbo,

Thanks for taking the ring. The boss was pissed off and we had to work overtime for 3 months to find the bloody thing before some asshole from Gondor stuck a spear through my gullet.

Signed,

Pissed off Orc

[fingers]

you two only got the picture I have had his ring for some time.

Do tell! :devil:

[thesheriff443]

Do tell! :devil:

cant, loose lips sink's ships.

[smeagol]

lol

smeagol will not be the meat in your sandwich there will be no snooker here we prefers the precious pink to the brown lol

[fingers]

Thanks I want on mine;

Dear Bilbo,

Thanks for taking the ring. The boss was pissed off and we had to work overtime for 3 months to find the bloody thing before some asshole from Gondor stuck a spear through my gullet.

Signed,

Pissed off Orc

Mine should simply be:

To the only one who understands me!

ChristMASS EFFECT has the cheque for mine to forward! :dance::elephant::dance:

[Kyle]

That cheque's gonna bounce further than Smeagol after the mods kick him up the arse for you making this thread.

[smeagol]

:dance:

[Josy]

orc Bilbo smeagol lotr hobbit ring

Don't actually know what any of that means but that's what I get from this thread oh and heres a pic too

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110826140509/lotr/images/9/95/Osgil_orc.jpg

[Kyle]

Uh oh looks like a Harry potter fan has managed to break in....



Only a Harry potter fan wouldn't know the intricacies of the greatest fantasy universe ever created.

[smeagol]

Sure is some sexy pics in this thread. the girls will be swarming here soon asking who are those sexy beasts lol

[fingers]

Josy must have dug out that pic of smeagol's 2nd cousin from the back of her wardrobe!

[Kyle]

Doesn't know who Bilbo is?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3RA2FXAGaco/Umn7IS7o9GI/AAAAAAAAQNQ/BPEGu7yd-pc/s1000/img-bilbo_baggins_birdy.jpg

[smeagol]

Josy must have dug out that pic of smeagol's 2nd cousin from the back of her wardrobe!

far too pretty to be a member of my family lol

[thesheriff443]

far too pretty to be a member of my family lol

he has had a 100 medical procedures, so it could be.

[thesheriff443]

just to add 99 where kicks to the face.

[fingers]

and the 100th was a lingering kiss from the attending physician.

[thesheriff443]

and the 100th was a lingering kiss from the attending physician.

hope for us all.

[Kyle]

and the 100th was a lingering kiss from the attending physician.

Did you use tongue?

[thesheriff443]

Did you use tongue?

cheeky:joker:

[fingers]

cheeky:joker:

Very!! :dance:

[smeagol]

he has had a 100 medical procedures, so it could be.

was that a before or after photo lol

[Kyle]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/1be/ed5/58e/resized/orc-slayer-meme-generator-stand-down-orc-you-will-never-take-my-virginity-82dc40.bmp?1339116493.jpg

[smeagol]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/1be/ed5/58e/resized/orc-slayer-meme-generator-stand-down-orc-you-will-never-take-my-virginity-82dc40.bmp?1339116493.jpg

lol thats funny

[fingers]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/1be/ed5/58e/resized/orc-slayer-meme-generator-stand-down-orc-you-will-never-take-my-virginity-82dc40.bmp?1339116493.jpg

Who would want to?

[thesheriff443]

was that a before or after photo lol

after of course, cant you see the improvements

[smeagol]

after of course, cant you see the improvements

lol poor thing

[thesheriff443]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/1be/ed5/58e/resized/orc-slayer-meme-generator-stand-down-orc-you-will-never-take-my-virginity-82dc40.bmp?1339116493.jpg

some of your best work.

[Kyle]

Smeagol's cousin doing his bit for children in need


http://data2.whicdn.com/images/6154871/uruk_haipjpg_thumb.jpg

[Kyle]

some of your best work.

Obviously my new bow is better :dance:

[smeagol]

i would love to have that orc pic as a passport photo just to see the look on there faces when the customs open it up

[smeagol]

Smeagol's cousin doing his bit for children in need


http://data2.whicdn.com/images/6154871/uruk_haipjpg_thumb.jpg

not sure whos the scared on in that pic lol

[Kyle]

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Lord-Of-The-Rings-Halloween-Costume.jpg

[fingers]

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-Lord-Of-The-Rings-Halloween-Costume.jpg

'samatta, lost for words?

[smeagol]

heres my real secret this is me on a friday night lol

http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/weird/52/sexysmeagol4f5849d6a9938.gif

[Kyle]

'samatta, lost for words?

I'm just helping Smeagol connect the dots on his family tree precioussssss :dance:

[Kyle]

heres my real secret this is me on a friday night lol

http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/weird/52/sexysmeagol4f5849d6a9938.gif

Fookin hell Ally mcBeal is back!

[fingers]

heres my real secret this is me on a friday night lol

http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/weird/52/sexysmeagol4f5849d6a9938.gif

You gorgeous Hermaphrodite!

[Kyle]

someone got a cheeky snap of me last Friday

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-lord-of-the-rings.jpg

[fingers]

someone got a cheeky snap of me last Friday

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-lord-of-the-rings.jpg

You're wasting away! :cat:

[smeagol]

lol funny

[Kyle]

You're wasting away! :cat:

I went on this new vegan diet and I must say it's doing wonders for me figure....cos now I don't have one! I have a shin bone and a couple of ribs left behind all that.

[smeagol]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090615/monsters_paintings_00.jpg

[Shaun]

good god we need the razzies back

[fingers]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090615/monsters_paintings_00.jpg

Well, hello, gorgeous, what's a delightful girl like you doing on a site like this?:wavey:

[smeagol]

Well, hello, gorgeous, what's a delightful girl like you doing on a site like this?:wavey:

thats my granmar shes hello precious

[Kyle]

Tibb team photo 2013

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130418141003/merp/images/7/7a/Orcs_attacking.jpg

Left: Smeagol
Centre with ****ty helmet: TheSheriff
Sexy bastard next to him: Simple Minds
Far right: fingers

:dance:

[smeagol]

Tibb team photo 2013

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130418141003/merp/images/7/7a/Orcs_attacking.jpg

Left: Smeagol
Centre with ****ty helmet: TheSheriff
Sexy bastard next to him: Simple Minds
Far right: fingers

:dance:

lol team precious

[fingers]

Tibb team photo 2013

http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130418141003/merp/images/7/7a/Orcs_attacking.jpg

Left: Smeagol
Centre with ****ty helmet: TheSheriff
Sexy bastard next to him: Simple Minds
Far right: fingers

:dance:

What a crappy photo, you can't even see me! :conf:

[smeagol]

here we are http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110826142110/lotr/images/1/1a/Morgul_rats.jpg

[Kyle]

lol team precious

Brilliant name :hugesmile:

What a crappy photo, you can't even see me! :conf:

You thing you got it bad, the sheriff went over my head with a number 2 the day before the photo. I had to shave it all off. He knows I'm self conscious of my purple skin aswell the PILLOCK.

[Kyle]

here we are http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110826142110/lotr/images/1/1a/Morgul_rats.jpg

Omg omg omg why did you show this one I don't like it I look ugly.

I'm sure I un tagged myself in it when you posted it on Facebook.

[fingers]

here we are http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110826142110/lotr/images/1/1a/Morgul_rats.jpg

That's me, behind that rock!:hugesmile:

[fingers]

Oh, it's not a rock, it's me!

[smeagol]

Omg omg omg why did you show this one I don't like it I look ugly.

I'm sure I un tagged myself in it when you posted it on Facebook.

your considered the eye candy for the girls on facebook in this picture. were all doomed lol

[Kyle]

Who is that far right at the back? Is that Michael21? God those were the days he used to hang with us before he fell in love with GypsyElf and ditched us. :bawling:

[Kyle]

your considered the eye candy for the girls on facebook in this picture. were all doomed lol

Lol we are all Mt. Doomed. If the boss checks his feed and sees these photos of us slacking he'll throw us all in the lava.

[smeagol]

whos that on the far left as it looks like his fingering the middle ones arse lol no wnder he has that expression lol

[fingers]

whos that on the far left as it looks like his fingering the middle ones arse lol no wnder he has that expression lol

Not bloody guilty, yer honour!

[Kyle]

whos that on the far left as it looks like his fingering the middle ones arse lol no wnder he has that expression lol

:joker:

I'm glad we bumped off old Freddy the finger. Remember when you bent over to pick the ring up and and Freddy had his finger in a ring of its own? :shocked:

[smeagol]

Not bloody guilty, yer honour!

ha finger by name finger by nature lol

[fingers]

Page 4 and no BANS!!!!

[smeagol]

:joker:

I'm glad we bumped off old Freddy the finger. Remember when you bent over to pick the ring up and and Freddy had his finger in a ring of its own? :shocked:

lol he done a movie first called freddy got fingered we know who by :joker:

[smeagol]

Page 4 and no BANS!!!!

The night is still young lol
no hobbitses want to come in here in case they get fingered lol

[Kyle]

lol he done a movie first called freddy got fingered we know who by :joker:

That's why I always make sure fingers stands beside you on team photos.

[smeagol]

That's why I always make sure fingers stands beside you on team photos.

you and sherriff behind worries me though lol

[Kyle]

Oh my God Fingers remember when The boss made you wear that stupid hat on your head at Smeagol's birthday party!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XpTbtYFgJ_Q/UUE1_o2-YnI/AAAAAAAAUZE/SKz5iju17Z0/s1600/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-return-of-the-king-warriors-orcs.jpg

Look at the Sheriff on the right laughing. He looks so young there.

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[fingers]

Oh my God Fingers remember when The boss made you wear that stupid hat on your head at Smeagol's birthday party!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XpTbtYFgJ_Q/UUE1_o2-YnI/AAAAAAAAUZE/SKz5iju17Z0/s1600/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-return-of-the-king-warriors-orcs.jpg

I haven't forgiven Josy for that!:nono:

[Kyle]

:laugh:

Fresh blood for team precious!

[smeagol]

lol fresh fingers

[fingers]

lol fresh fingers

Bet you can't say that 10 times quickly and without stopping! :blush:

[smeagol]

Bet you can't say that 10 times quickly and without stopping! :blush:

lol i dont get past one

try shell shaped soap dish 10 times

[Kyle]

well well well, Facebook answers everything. Just seen Morrissey post a picture of her taking on the Boss's favourite in another thread! :nono:

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-lord-of-the-rings-movie-come-at-me-bro-i-am-no-man-kill-me-pics.jpg

[fingers]

Tha's weird, the post count went from 89 to 0 !

[King Gizzard]

It does that when someone edits a post I think, refresh it and it'll go back to normal

[fingers]

It does that when someone edits a post I think, refresh it and it'll go back to normal

It did!

[smeagol]

Tha's weird, the post count went from 89 to 0 !

eyes of mordor are upon us lol

[fingers]

Now the count is OUT! smeagol is 94 on here but 93 on the index!

[Kyle]

There's treachery afoot

[smeagol]

i blame hobbits

[fingers]

I smell the boss's feet in this!

[fingers]

We are not destined to make 100! Oh woe!

[fingers]

Where's Nemo when a conspiracy is detected?

[smeagol]

suspiciously missing lol

[fingers]

suspiciously missing lol

Nobbled, I'd venture to say!

[smeagol]

Nobbled, I'd venture to say!

kinky lol

[fingers]

kinky lol

You're thinking of Simple Minds.

[Kyle]

You're thinking of Simple Minds.

http://media2.giphy.com/media/7EH2q7i4Pa7v2/giphy.gif

[Natalie.]

well well well, Facebook answers everything. Just seen Morrissey post a picture of her taking on the Boss's favourite in another thread! :nono:

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-lord-of-the-rings-movie-come-at-me-bro-i-am-no-man-kill-me-pics.jpg

oh yeah that's me

[Kyle]

oh yeah that's me

And everybody thought you were a guy too with your Morrissey picture! You showed them!

[Ninastar]

theres 4/5 of you on here and you all act the same, i have a hard time telling who is who

[fingers]

I'm me!

[smeagol]

i'm the sexy one lol

[fingers]

i'm the sexy one lol

He's NOT he's an effing ORC!!

[fingers]

Where did spartacus go?

[smeagol]

He's NOT he's an effing ORC!!

lol

[smeagol]

Where did spartacus go?

he was eaten by orcses

[Kyle]

I doubt it will destroy your day but if you must know every person has a profile name you can just match it up with the post and there you go.

[fingers]

I doubt it will destroy your day but if you must know every person has a profile name you can just match it up with the post and there you go.

Ooh, kinky, but erudite!

[smeagol]

im confused.orc

[fingers]

im confused.orc

Not as confused as Ninastar!:hugesmile:

[smeagol]

Not as confused as Ninastar!:hugesmile:

lol

[smeagol]

i'm of to my cave. have fun team precious

[Kyle]

Well that's killed the mood.

[Kyle]

Night Smeagol :xyxwave:

[fingers]

Bye Preciousssss!

[Natalie.]

And everybody thought you were a guy too with your Morrissey picture! You showed them!

What can I say? I'm amazing

[smeagol]

good moaning

[fingers]

good moaning

You just got up????:cat:

[Kyle]

Evening Team Preciousssssss.

Caught any filthy hobbitses today?

[smeagol]

i went sleep under a rock smaug about

caught a fat hobbit tasty