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Z
15-12-2013, 06:46 PM
I feel like a 3 year old, this illness is a bloody joke, I look like a wazzock, **** me

Shaun
15-12-2013, 06:47 PM
got to say, this is your least interesting drama of 2013 :(

Marc
15-12-2013, 06:47 PM
I'm not going to come anywhere near you let alone **** you

AnnieK
15-12-2013, 06:48 PM
Come here and stay with me Greg, I've got one spotty Muldoon already so I can laugh at you both.....

Z
15-12-2013, 06:49 PM
got to say, this is your least interesting drama of 2013 :(

oh don't worry Shaun I'm sure it'll turn into cancer or an alien will burst out of my face

Marsh.
15-12-2013, 06:50 PM
Has someone been splashing substances on your face? *wink wink*

They need to change their diet perhaps then it won't give you a rash.

Braden
15-12-2013, 06:54 PM
What did you do wrong in your past life to deserve this? :(

thesheriff443
15-12-2013, 06:54 PM
you have such a lovely face, you will carry this rash off, work it zee!

Livia
15-12-2013, 06:56 PM
Zee... the world's unluckiest man. What did I say recently? If there's something going around you stand an excellent chance of picking it up, even if you haven't been in contact with it. So it could be anything. Perhaps we should run a sweep stake? I'm going for this:

Kuru Disease - also known as the laughing sickness, Kuru disease is caused by cannibalism, specifically eating human brains. It is thought to be the human version of Mad Cow. It is also among the rarest in the world as it is transmitted only among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea. The word Kuru means “trembling with fear” among the Fore Tribe. The disease is known as the laughing sickness due to the pathological bursts of laughter that the patient displays.

thesheriff443
15-12-2013, 06:58 PM
Zee... the world's unluckiest man. What did I say recently? If there's something going around you stand an excellent chance of picking it up, even if you haven't been in contact with it. So it could be anything. Perhaps we should run a sweep stake? I'm going for this:

Kuru Disease - also known as the laughing sickness, Kuru disease is caused by cannibalism, specifically eating human brains. It is thought to be the human version of Mad Cow. It is also among the rarest in the world as it is transmitted only among members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea. The word Kuru means “trembling with fear” among the Fore Tribe. The disease is known as the laughing sickness due to the pathological bursts of laughter that the patient displays.

well that's me diagnosed, lol lol lol

Z
15-12-2013, 07:02 PM
:laugh2:

oh ****

Livia
15-12-2013, 07:09 PM
:laugh2:

oh ****

Yeahhhh... you heard it here first.

Jake.
15-12-2013, 07:10 PM
And who did you catch that from then

smudgie
15-12-2013, 07:54 PM
Ah..probably all the rubbish seeping out of you.

Antibiotics can do that to you.

Hopefully you will be al bright eyed and bushy tailed in time for Christmas.:hugesmile:

arista
15-12-2013, 08:10 PM
I feel like a 3 year old, this illness is a bloody joke, I look like a wazzock, **** me


Send me a Photo

I might have a cream you can ask for

Z
15-12-2013, 08:17 PM
Send me a Photo

I might have a cream you can ask for

:laugh3: :love:

arista
15-12-2013, 08:30 PM
:laugh3: :love:



The Cream is 50g
Lipobase Emollient Cream

Ask your Doctor about it.


http://www.healthsupplies.eu/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/all/A_5013346026936.jpg

arista
15-12-2013, 08:31 PM
you have such a lovely face, you will carry this rash off, work it zee!


No that makes the Skin go red raw

michael21
15-12-2013, 08:43 PM
I feel like a 3 year old, this illness is a bloody joke, I look like a wazzock, **** me

well that your prizes

#mostlove

:hmph::hmph::hmph:

Livia
15-12-2013, 08:47 PM
Ah..probably all the rubbish seeping out of you.

Antibiotics can do that to you.

Hopefully you will be al bright eyed and bushy tailed in time for Christmas.:hugesmile:

Knowing Zee's luck, Santa will probably bring him Typhus.

Z
15-12-2013, 09:03 PM
Knowing Zee's luck, Santa will probably bring him Typhus.

and a sack full of haemorrhoids probably

Jessica.
15-12-2013, 09:10 PM
and a sack full of haemorrhoids probably

:joker::joker:

T*
15-12-2013, 09:32 PM
Happy crabmas

Jake.
15-12-2013, 09:51 PM
i've decided that my next eurovision song will be based on your misfortune

T*
15-12-2013, 09:53 PM
Jake that's the topic of my song too lol

Jake.
15-12-2013, 09:56 PM
Shut up :joker: no way!

smudgie
15-12-2013, 09:57 PM
Knowing Zee's luck, Santa will probably bring him Typhus.

Awwwww. Poor Zee.


:joker: