Just seen a sex toy advert on Channel 5

[jackc1806]

How typical :laugh:

[fingers]

So what was it?

[Livia]

Yeah, what was it? Don't leave us hanging here, Jack.

[Jessica.]

Did you order it for Ben?

[jackc1806]

Deluxe Magic Wand for just 49.99!

[jackc1806]

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/lib/4_magic-wand_340x340.jpg

[jackc1806]

Did you order it for Ben?

:laugh2:

[fingers]

Holy expensive ****!

[Shaun]

I've heard of stocking fillers but that's just too far.

[Chuck]

too expensive really

[Vanessa]

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/lib/4_magic-wand_340x340.jpg

:eek: That looks horrific!

[Livia]

Looks like the new sonic screwdriver... and in a way, I suppose it is.

[Jack.]

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/lib/4_magic-wand_340x340.jpg

Oh I seen that advert last night at about 23.30 when I was watching homes under the hammer. :joker:

[Jessica.]

:eek: That looks horrific!

:joker: I think it's only a massager.

[fingers]

Looks more like something you'd use for grinding coffee beans.

[smudgie]

Ahh, you watching the Christmas songs countdown.

I missed the advert...of course, typical:blush:

[Livia]

Looks more like something you'd use for grinding coffee beans.

You're half right.

[jackc1806]

Ahh, you watching the Christmas songs countdown.

I missed the advert...of course, typical:blush:

Well it isn't very festive, an expensive vibrator thingy :nono:

[Jessica.]

You're half right.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[jackc1806]

You're half right.

:laugh: Grinding whos coffee beans?

[arista]

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/lib/4_magic-wand_340x340.jpg


That will Hurt Bens botty

[fingers]

It's a battery operated Tatermasher.

[Jessica.]

It's a battery operated Tatermasher.

D:

[Mystic Mock]

I can't imagine a lot of women liking that lol.

[zakman440]

http://d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/lib/4_magic-wand_340x340.jpg

"One of the quickest and most powerful orgasms I've had"

Quote of the year.

[Marc]

:joker:

[Jesus.]

:eek: That looks horrific!

That is genius :laugh:

[Kyle]

That's a toilet brush surely? :conf:

[AnnieK]

I saw one of those at an Ann Summers party.....the host was very complementary of it!

[Jesus.]

You do know it's not supposed to go in sideways, right Annie? I mean, just because it can, it doesn't make it right.

[AnnieK]

What??? I'd better not send this complaint letter then!

[Mystic Mock]

"One of the quickest and most powerful orgasms I've had"

Quote of the year.

The best slogan ever.

[T*]

EURGH I hate these love honey adverts, they make everything really awkward. One of them aired when I was with my sister and mum and we were talking until bam A GIANT RABBIT DILDO appeared on screen. I was sitting there like
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120825173612/chillsonicfanon/images/4/4f/Poker_face_emote.png

[Jessica.]

EURGH I hate these love honey adverts, they make everything really awkward. One of them aired when I was with my sister and mum and we were talking until bam A GIANT RABBIT DILDO appeared on screen. I was sitting there like
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120825173612/chillsonicfanon/images/4/4f/Poker_face_emote.png

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Which way up is it supposed to be?

[smeagol]

im buying everyone a dildo this year. its my sneaky way of saying go fk yrself lol

[Mystic Mock]

im buying everyone a dildo this year. its my sneaky way of saying go fk yrself lol

:joker:

[T*]

Which way up is it supposed to be?

Well I just googled it and you use:
The top, you buy attachments which range from phallic shaped to corkscrew shaped :shocked: or you could use the top.

[Marsh.]

Well I just googled it and you use:
The top, you buy attachments which range from phallic shaped to corkscrew shaped :shocked: or you could use the top.

:laugh2: I don't want to use it.

Unless there's an opening? :evilgrin:

[Kyle]

im buying everyone a dildo this year. its my sneaky way of saying go fk yrself lol

My dyslexic friend asked Santa for a Dildo last Christmas and she ended up with this;




http://lh4.ggpht.com/-LVeVdIukdGY/R1ttAzNBFaI/AAAAAAAAAC8/xuArHJkXAvQ/d-nase.jpg