Flirt with the poster below

[Z]

ABCEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

I'll give you the D later

[reece(:]

I want your ratchet weave up in my grill

[Z]

Have you got an inhaler? 'Cause you got that ass ma

[jackc1806]

I want your ratchet weave up in my grill

:laugh:

same tbh

[jackc1806]

Have you got an inhaler? 'Cause you got that ass ma

Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

[Jessica.]

Is that a grain of rice in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? :wink:

[Jessica.]

get out jack, i started typing first

[reece(:]

Want you to dickmatize me baby, your love gun drives me crazy /khia

[Z]

I'll make you breakfast, omelette you do whatever you want to me

[Jessica.]

Hey, I hope you like Westlife 'cause I'm gonna raise you up tonight.

[Kate!]

Here's twenty pence, go call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight

[Alf]

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

[jackc1806]

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I have it my way and you'll be lovin it

[Z]

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

[Jessica.]

Get in my van.

[jackc1806]

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause, you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?

[Chuck]

Get in my van.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[Z]

I'm sorry I'm afraid you can't go this way, you'll have to take the D tour :evilgrin:

[Alf]

Is stalking still cute?

[Z]

I've never been one to follow the crowd, usually just lone females.

[Kate!]

Hey you!

- flashes bra -

Job done.

[Jessica.]

Hey, are you a bra, 'cause you're gonna be supporting me all night?

[Alf]

Girl! you got more legs then a bucket of Chicken

[Z]

Do you like make up? Good, because you cannot make up the stuff I'm gonna do to you later

[Jessica.]

Are you a shoe? 'cause I'm gonna tie you up and walk on you. :wink:

[Kate!]

- Splashes water on sleeve -

Let me help you out of those wet clothes

[T*]

My candy cane is nice and sweet

[T*]

And you look good enought to eat

[Alf]

My magical watch says your not wearing any underwear, it must be an hour fast

[Livia]

This body is leaving at midnight. Be on it.

[Jessica.]

I may not be a tree but you can put your baubles on me any time. ;)

[Livia]

My magical watch says your not wearing any underwear, it must be an hour fast

LOL...

[Z]

SHOW ME YOUR NEW OUTFIT! (I heard women are more likely to have sex with you if you shout that than "SHOW ME YOUR TITS!")

[jackc1806]

SHOW ME YOUR NEW OUTFIT! (I heard women are more likely to have sex with you if you shout that than "SHOW ME YOUR TITS!")

You never know up north :p

[Jessica.]

8s6duvbnC0A

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar64932_106.gif

[T*]

Hey do you like Ciara because your the only one I Ci

[Josy]

Get in my van.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS now I am actually having to explain to my OH why I'm laughing so much.

[Kate!]

:joker:

I like your shirt. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

[Kate!]

:joker:

I like your shirt. It'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

[reece(:]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar64932_106.gif
http://i.minus.com/ibxg17kzTwDNPc.jpg

[Jessica.]

I hope you like the Cyrus family, 'cause I'm gonna come in like a wrecking ball and make you achy breaky. ;)

[Z]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex
'Cause I'm stronger than you

[Tregard]

I was wondering if you'd like to make love to me.

[Jessica.]

Are you Greg, 'cause I'm gonna put a parasite in you.

[Kate!]

Come on baby light my fire

[Kyle]

Hey baby, you feeling sleepy yet?

[reece(:]

**** me

[Mystic Mock]

Because you're worth it.

[Kyle]

*licks finger and wipes mockinator's shirt*

Hey now. Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Edit: ******* sake it's already been done. I'm off to bang my head against a brick wall.

[Black Dagger]

bum me

[michael21]

over 18s only to click SPOILER

my dick cold is there any where i can put it to keep it warm

[Mystic Mock]

Sure Michael.

[Alf]

bum me
Is that you Elton?

[Kate!]

:laugh:

[Kyle]

Wannashag needs only to post his username to qualify on this thread.

[reece(:]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar14866_13.gif

[Kyle]

Damn girl, I wish you were a door coz I would bang you all night

[Kate!]

Least you've stopped nicking my chat up lines now ;)

Naughty! Get to my room.

[Kyle]

Giggity

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/7443midnight_q_quagmire_50287.jpg

[Kyle]

Least you've stopped nicking my chat up lines now ;)

Naughty! Get to my room.

:shocked: I didn't read the friggin thread did I, I just saw I was late to the party and had to get stuck in....

[reece(:]

It's going down, I'm yelling timber

[Kate!]

Jeez I was just joking !

[michael21]

come back to my bedroom i have mince pie

[Kyle]

Jeez I was just joking !

As was I. Hence the smiley.

[Kyle]

come back to my bedroom i have mince pie

:suspect: Are you trying to ******* Santa?

[Mitchell]

You're hot.

[Gstar]

Yesterday I tried to paint you but the colours weren't beautiful enough

[Mystic Mock]

I tried to find the right Flowers to give you, but none of them was beautiful enough.

[Jemal]

Whenever i look into your eyes, it hits me that your are so beautiful.

[Kyle]

Long time since I saw you on the H.M.S Samuel. Fancy a bunk up?

[Josy]

I now understand why there are so many singles on TiBB

[Kyle]

I now understand why there are so many singles on TiBB

Sh*te patter IMHO :idc:

[Marc]

You know you can suck my other toes if you want

[Mitchell]

Have you turned the thermostat up? Suddenly I have an urge to take all of my clothes off...

(that's more of a reason to escape than a reason to stay tbh)

[Jesus.]

Give up, Lee. It's never going to happen.

[Kizzy]

Hey baby looking forward to the second coming...... sorry I fell asleep during the first! ;)

[Natalie.]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[Z]

Your legs are like warm butter and I want to spread them

[AnnieK]

Some of these lines are that bad they're good....

[Josy]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[AnnieK]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Have you been out in Salford too??

[Z]

Are you a single mum? Would you like to be one?

[Mitchell]

You make me act like a turkey, all I want to do is gobble.

[Z]

Wanna play chicken? Nah I don't mean the game, just give me a peck.

[Mitchell]

Is that it? Ive seen smaller mealworms.

[Kate!]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

[Jake.]

Are you from McDonalds? Not because 'I'm Lovin' It', because you're greasy and fat.

[Jessica.]

Get in my van.

:love:

[Z]

Can I have a go on your tongue

[Jessica.]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

FFS now I am actually having to explain to my OH why I'm laughing so much.

:flutter:

[Braden]

...finger me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Suck my cock, its blackpool rock

[Ninastar]

did it hurt falling from heaven?? xoxoxoxo

[T*]

I like you more than Perfume :love:

[Firewire]

someone else post

[Marsh.]

Milk me until the cow comes home..... :flutter:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

someone else post

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Excuse me

My penis has just died, do you mind if i bury it in your fanny?

[Cal.]

If you were a rug I would shake you off and then carpet clean you and then make sure you were vaccumed sublimely with my Dyson...bitch

[T*]

someone else post

**** you

[Marsh.]

Who deleted posts? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

Marsh bang me like you were a hammer

[Marsh.]

:laugh2:

Pull me in like quicksand. :unsure:

[Kizzy]

Fancy a bum?

[Mystic Mock]

I particularly like your cheeks up the rear end Kizzy.

[Firewire]

not sure if i'd touch it but i'm definitely intrigued

[Ninastar]

The person below me turns me on

Like a tap

[Marsh.]

Cool, I can be your drip tray.

[Mitchell]

Yum.

You remind me of a Galaxy ripple, smooth and all over the place

[Beastie]

I am loving being on top of you ;)

[Z]

Be on me you sexy angel mouse

[Mitchell]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna climb in your bed
I'm sorry to alert you

[Shaun]

i'm a little teapot: short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my 8" uncut cock.

[Ninastar]

^ PMSL

can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas??? xoxo

[Firewire]

piss on me

[coffee]

Lick my chocolate starfish

[Z]

Touch my bikini and do it like you mean it

[Marsh.]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? That's a pretty sweet arse!

[Black Dagger]

Spaff all over me you dirty bitch.

[Z]

You know what material this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material