After rediscovering myself on this on youtube i have decided to audition for BB15

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Just reminded me of how f-ing drunk we got and how much fun we had.

And im sorry but im totes the biggest character there lol.

BTW everyone knew what to say but I was a rebel, lines were fed to us and I thought *NO IM GOING TO SAY I WANT TO GET NAKED

Beatch on the end won.....You know the one who got fed the line "as long as its got nothing to do with fish" ooh and then its a fish challenge. Brilliant

PS: I called Vanessa Feltz a prick, that's gotta earn me brownie points.

Nah just gonna go for 1 last time haven't gone since 2011 but I think this may be the last civilian one and any real fan would love to experience that entrance, diary room and just living with others before I turn 30 (2 years yet but still) and diary room etc.

I actually want to be the 1st ever contestant to walk through the eye, up the stairs, not say hello then just leave through the fire exit lol.

You don't realise how bad the people are in the auditions are though and you think about how hard it would be to live with these arse holes. I would love the experience but f me I can see why housemates say its so hard.

Im going for it!

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[Me. I Am Salman]

You didn't even post the video properly

[daniel-lewis-1985]

You didn't even post the video properly

Yes I did you were just to impatient.

[Calderyon]

But what if you are the first housemate in? What will you do then?

[Marsh.]

You don't realise how bad the people are in the auditions are though and you think about how hard it would be to live with these arse holes.

Given the state of some people that actually make it into the house, I think I can imagine the people that get turned away.

I actually want to be the 1st ever contestant to walk through the eye, up the stairs, not say hello then just leave through the fire exit lol.

How pointless that would be.

[Drew.]

Wasn't there someone on the forum that was supposedly about to enter the house then backed out last minute? but yeah good luck.

[GypsyGoth]

I think you'd make a very good housemate Daniel, you'd be very entertaining. I hope you make it.

[Jordan.]

tldr, what's more important was that you got to be in the presence of Bea http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Given the state of some people that actually make it into the house, I think I can imagine the people that get turned away.



How pointless that would be.

I know right.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Ahh but you would all complain....

Ahh hes on talent websites and done other things we want builders and shop assistants!

[Amy Jade]

Sorry but that's gross.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg the woman next to you it's the chav lady from google images

http://www.drinkingmansdiary.com/sites/drinkingmansdiary.com/files/images/chav.jpg

[Marsh.]

Ahh hes on talent websites and done other things we want builders and shop assistants!

That depends, are you famous? Would the producers hire you from an agent?

Or are you simply someone picked from genuine auditions who also happens to be an aspiring actor?

Makes all the difference you see.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Sorry but that's gross.

That's why I threw up and demanded water.

[Calderyon]

I actually want to be the 1st ever contestant to walk through the eye, up the stairs, not say hello then just leave through the fire exit lol.


We had kinda like that on our BB in 2011, when one housemate had enough after being in the house for less than 40 hours. She went to the nest (a narrow room where you could go and calm down with someone) and broke the fire-exit door and went through it. She never came back.

One of the main reasons was that she really hated (she screamed a lot and was very terrified) the electric suit weekly task that started the day before (Day 2).

[Amy Jade]

That's why I threw up and demanded water.
Don't blame you, I mean the only saving grace was you didn't have to lick carole's feet

[Marsh.]

Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

That depends, are you famous?

Well no obviously not but every year people find out that housemates are on talent agencies, have done commercials and music videos ect and moan its a fix and they pay talent agencies blah blah.

Not the case really you do get a message but still have to go through the normal process.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

I uploaded it like 20 minutes ago after downloading it from someones BB archive on youtube I came across.

Jeez whats up your anus?

[*mazedsalv**]

I may audition too! A lot of people seem to be doing this out of the people I know. I have seen 3 (non forum members) on Facebook tonight posting the link and saying they are trying. Would be great to see one of them or a forum member on there!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I may audition too! A lot of people seem to be doing this out of the people I know. I have seen 3 (non forum members) on Facebook tonight posting the link and saying they are trying. Would be great to see one of them or a forum member on there!

That's the spirit!!!! ;)

[Marsh.]

I uploaded it like 20 minutes ago after downloading it from someones BB archive on youtube I came across.

Jeez whats up your anus?

I asked you a question, what's with the attitude?

If you don't want questions or posts then don't make a thread.

[*mazedsalv**]

That's the spirit!!!! ;)

And seriously Dan, you would be an awesome HM. I can imagine you doing something and my Dad and my Sister saying something bad and me telling them to ****. :p

[Marsh.]

Well no obviously not but every year people find out that housemates are on talent agencies, have done commercials and music videos ect and moan its a fix and they pay talent agencies blah blah.

Not the case really you do get a message but still have to go through the normal process.

What I meant was, whether you're part of an agency or not as long as you were picked out in genuine auditions then it makes no difference.

If you got in by being hired through your agent, that's a different thing entirely.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I asked you a question, what's with the attitude?

If you don't want questions or posts then don't make a thread.

Mate this comment:

"Also,rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely? "

Your just so passive aggressive we should be routing for forum members to go for it imo.

Deny it but your comments are pretty much like being interviewed by the police.....And I would know ;)

[daniel-lewis-1985]

And seriously Dan, you would be an awesome HM. I can imagine you doing something and my Dad and my Sister saying something bad and me telling them to ****. :p

HAHA well you do see the real me on facebook and ive lost many a friend from some bad behaviour or sexual content haha.

You should defo go for it to.

[T*]

As soon as I turn 18 and if it's still airing I'm going to audition. It's been a dream on mine since I was a wee lad (I joined this forum when I was nine :laugh:) and it'd be a massive achievement to walk through those famous doors.

[Marsh.]

How on earth is it passive aggressive? :laugh2:

It was a simple question, the wording of your OP made it sound like you "rediscovered" this video on youtube. I questioned how considering I just noticed it was your own channel.

But, by all means, put ulterior motives into it.

[Tregard]

You really think this'll be the last series?

Damn, now I really feel the need to audition.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

What I meant was, whether you're part of an agency or not as long as you were picked out in genuine auditions then it makes no difference.

If you got in by being hired through your agent, that's a different thing entirely.

Yes but I didn't mean that neither did I say that.

Every year someone comes on and is like *OMG shes signed up to Starnow.com FIX FIX!!

[Marsh.]

Yes but I didn't mean that neither did I say that.

Every year someone comes on and is like *OMG shes signed up to Starnow.com FIX FIX!!

I never said you said it, that's what I'm saying. People scream fix because they assume they got into the house through their agent.

[*mazedsalv**]

HAHA well you do see the real me on facebook and ive lost many a friend from some bad behaviour or sexual content haha.

You should defo go for it to.

Yeah, I might do! I'd have finished my dissertation by then. Actually, if I got in and lasted longer than a few weeks, I could do a "Shell" from BB5 and get my results in the house :p

[daniel-lewis-1985]

How on earth is it passive aggressive? :laugh2:

It was a simple question, the wording of your OP made it sound like you "rediscovered" this video on youtube. I questioned how considering I just noticed it was your own channel.

But, by all means, put ulterior motives into it.

I did rediscover it a few days back, had not seen it ever in high quality actually but didn't post it on here coz I couldn't be arsed.

See date on picture below.

2624

I just thought tonight I wanted to audition again after seeing the post about auditions being open and watching this 3 days back gave me that tingle.

Simple as that.

Don't look into things to much, this isn't The Bill.

[Marsh.]

I'm not looking too much into anything. :confused:

I asked you a simple question over a misunderstanding of your OP, all it required was a simple answer of "I uploaded it to my own channel after rediscovering it on another channel a few days ago".

Instead you decided to insult me, get yourself into a whirl over nothing and somehow make it my problem.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I'm not looking too much into anything. :confused:

I asked you a simple question over a misunderstanding of your OP, all it required was a simple answer of "I uploaded it to my own channel after rediscovering it on another channel a few days ago".


Instead you decided to insult me, get yourself into a whirl over nothing and somehow make it my problem.

I did :)

You talk like a therapist.

We just don't mesh.

That is all.

[Marsh.]

I did :)

You talk like a therapist.

We just don't mesh.

That is all.

Your first reply insulted me so we're not going to mesh when you coat every post with insults. :)

Instead of apologising for it, you made it my problem.

[Daniel.]

I'm considering auditioning

Your lucky to have met Bea :lovedup: a flawless housemate

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Your first reply insulted me so we're not going to mesh when you coat every post with insults. :)

Instead of apologising for it, you made it my problem.

Actually my reply to you was.

I know right.

You then went on to say "Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

And

"I asked you a simple question over a misunderstanding of your OP, all it required was a simple answer of "I uploaded it to my own channel after rediscovering it on another channel a few days ago"."

I had answered that already.

You come across like a robot or a politician.

Everything you say seems to be condescending, prying or simply baiting.

[Marsh.]

Given the state of some people that actually make it into the house, I think I can imagine the people that get turned away.

How pointless that would be.

I know right.

Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

^^^ I added, an also comment. Ie. I was asking a question after my initial comment. You seem to have taken this post entirely the wrong way.

I uploaded it like 20 minutes ago after downloading it from someones BB archive on youtube I came across.

Jeez whats up your anus?

^^^ Met with an insult.

[Gstar]

I can't believe you licked all of that s**t off someone's feet, and Maxwell out of all people!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Yawn im up at 8 to talk to repetitive potential tenants. Yes I got a pretty good job finally which I hate.

Viewer "What are the schools like around here"

*In my head im just like they are ****e, thefts are made and planned daily and rude bois shout abuse at you.

But the professional me comes out.

"Oh yes brilliant, very close to the high street plus opposite the post office and bank so there is a lot of CCTV for security (my bike was stolen from that exact area this summer).

How fulfilling to hand over those keys to people who don't know what they are getting themselves into.

We all got make a ****ing penny though.

Up since 4am, rant over, Horlicks is now done and bed spread open and toasty like a little slut. Hmmmmm

Goodnight.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I can't believe you licked all of that s**t off someone's feet, and Maxwell out of all people!

I didn't.

**** that I had vodka in my water bottle lol.

I didn't want the prize it was crap I just thought it would be a laugh.

[Gstar]

Yawn im up at 8 to talk to repetitive potential tenants. Yes I got a pretty good job finally which I hate.

Viewer "What are the schools like around here"

*In my head im just like they are ****e, thefts are made and planned daily and rude bois shout abuse at you.

But the professional me comes out.

"Oh yes brilliant, very close to the high street plus opposite the post office and bank so there is a lot of CCTV for security (my bike was stolen from that exact area this summer).

How fulfilling to hand over those keys to people who don't know what they are getting themselves into.

We all got make a ****ing penny though.

Up since 4am, rant over, Horlicks is now done and bed spread open and toasty like a little slut. Hmmmmm

Goodnight.

are you reading out a bb interview or something?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maiz51xzlO1qgr76a.gif

[daniel-lewis-1985]

are you reading out a bb interview or something?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maiz51xzlO1qgr76a.gif

Its called story telling.

Im actually very good at it, you should see my dirty version of Twilight.

Total cum in my pants material.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

^^^ I added, an also comment. Ie. I was asking a question after my initial comment. You seem to have taken this post entirely the wrong way.



^^^ Met with an insult.

It just seemed like you were trying to catch me out or something.

Which you were actually lol its ridiculous.

I grew up with a police officer so I know interrogation when I see it.

I'll see you when im on Big Brother right ;) .....Unless theres no outside contact so then I wont.

But you'll see me bitch! lol

Daniel James - Daniel James

Remember it

[Marsh.]

It just seemed like you were trying to catch me out or something.

Which you were actually lol its ridiculous.

No, I wasn't. Again, I asked a question and got an insult in return.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Maybe you need to learn to communicate on a more down to earth level and leave the interrogation approach alone for a while lol

There are questions, then there are questions within questions within questions.

Sure you're not a copper?

Your comment:

"Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?"

Insinuated I was lying or something.

Don't even play the victim you are looking for a fight constantly and right now my right hand needs a fight with my willy so goodnight.

[Marsh.]

A question insinuated you were lying?

:laugh2: Christ alive.

You jump to conclusions and suddenly it's my problem? :laugh:

[MrWong]

Good luck!

Keep us informed about the different stages of the audition process, potential hm's etc.. :thumbs:

[Headie]

You'd get the support of the forum... that's for sure!

P.S It's still Video auditions so there won't be any Open auditions again this year.

[Pronshi]

I have been trying to talk myself out of auditioning for ages now.
I just went onto the auditions.

I always tried to say to myself don't as you turn 18 late usually you must be 18 by Feb, this year you HAVE to be 18 by your audition day...
I turn 18 on the 8th of March London first day audition...

I'm not sure what to do, is it a sign haha?

[Beastie]

Please send me the link bitches on how to audition!

[Pronshi]

Please send me the link bitches on how to audition!

https://www.bigbrotherauditions.com/application

[Beastie]

https://www.bigbrotherauditions.com/application

Cheers matey!

[Pronshi]

Cheers matey!

Are you going for it?
Should I? Would love to do it but just don't know if its worth the trouble.

[Beastie]

Are you going for it?
Should I? Would love to do it but just don't know if its worth the trouble.

Yeah I am going for it. You should go for it and see what happens. You got nothing to lose. Do you know the closing date for the application forms please?

[Pronshi]

Yeah I am going for it. You should go for it and see what happens. You got nothing to lose. Do you know the closing date for the application forms please?

I'm not sure I assume close to the end of CBB 2014.

[sampvt]

I just told my wife I am going for it and she said I would win it easy, lol. Not much to beat these days if you have an IQ higher than a carrot.

[michael21]

I just told my wife I am going for it and she said I would win it easy, lol. Not much to beat these days if you have an IQ higher than a carrot.

or does she want you gone for 3 months :suspect:

[sampvt]

or does she want you gone for 3 months :suspect:

No she actually loves me and after 42 years or wedded bliss, I doubt she will change her mind. She would love to see me on there as she knows I would make the show worth watching. Too many fools on these reality shows these days with opaque game plans and made up back stories.

[HD]

or does she want you gone for 3 months :suspect:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[james130]

Part of me has always wanted to do it.
I think next year, after i've finished uni, if i'm not doing anything with my degree, I might finally go for it.
Plus, i'm glad it's not how it was before as I don't think I would have liked all the press attention that housemates used to get.
Don't know if i'd like being recognised as 'that guy from Big Brother' either. Not too great for future job prospects...

[sampvt]

or does she want you gone for 3 months :suspect:

Instead of letting you bait me, I will report all insults. This is an insult, please don't get personal with me anymore.

[HD]

Instead of letting you bait me, I will report all insults. This is an insult, please don't get personal with me anymore.

Oh come on, he was clearly having a joke...

[sampvt]

Oh come on, he was clearly having a joke...

last time he joked with me I bit and got ???????? cant say more. Baiters use the joke thing as an excuse.

[HD]

last time he joked with me I bit and got ???????? cant say more. Baiters use the joke thing as an excuse.

If that's the case, laugh along, soon get bored :hugesmile:

[mizzy25]

go for it Daniel.

[Lostie!]

Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

FRINGE! :lovedup:


I just told my wife I am going for it and she said I would win it easy, lol. Not much to beat these days if you have an IQ higher than a carrot.

Ah, but the ones who play up the "I'm fick me" thing are usually the popular ones nowadays. Talk about how dumb you are and how you love to piss all over the place and you should win easily.

[zakman440]

:joker: at the video in the op. Good luck!

[Vanessa]

HAHA well you do see the real me on facebook and ive lost many a friend from some bad behaviour or sexual content haha.

You should defo go for it to.

Are you auditioning, Daniel? Good luck! :amazed:

[sampvt]

FRINGE! :lovedup:




Ah, but the ones who play up the "I'm fick me" thing are usually the popular ones nowadays. Talk about how dumb you are and how you love to piss all over the place and you should win easily.

Who told you I pee myself all the time. I thought that was my little secret, Ill kill my wife.

[Vanessa]

it would be amazing to have TIBBers on the show. :hugesmile:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

or does she want you gone for 3 months :suspect:

HAHAHAHA!

I think I love you after that comment.

[sampvt]

HAHAHAHA!

I think I love you after that comment.

Yet another baiting comment.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

FRINGE! :lovedup:




Ah, but the ones who play up the "I'm fick me" thing are usually the popular ones nowadays. Talk about how dumb you are and how you love to piss all over the place and you should win easily.

Erm no they are not.

BB wise Helen BB2 Jade BB3 Emma BB5 then yeah but now the public hate that.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Yet another baiting comment.

Oh for god sakes what are you gonna if you go on Big Brother? (which you wont btw)

Sit on the sofa, listen to everyones conversations and be like "Erm that was a baiting comment, Big Brother Daniel was just baiting, look shes baiting in the kitchen aswell this is unacceptable!"

This thread went from positive to negative simply by you playing the victim yet again.

Go sit on your golf clubs.

*Awaits ban.

[sampvt]

Oh for god sakes what are you gonna if you go on Big Brother? (which you wont btw)

Sit on the sofa, listen to everyones conversations and be like "Erm that was a baiting comment, Big Brother Daniel was just baiting, look shes baiting in the kitchen aswell this is unacceptable!"

This thread went from positive to negative simply by you playing the victim yet again.

Go sit on your golf clubs.

*Awaits ban.

This is the 7th insulting post you have made against me tonight alone. You say go sit on your clubs meaning shove them up my arse. Very clever but non the less insulting. I am not about to comment on what the mods do to me, that's my business, you draw your own conclusions but I do believe that writing about someone elses demise is against the rules or at best baiting.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

This is the 7th insulting post you have made against me tonight alone. You say go sit on your clubs meaning shove them up my arse. Very clever but non the less insulting. I am not about to comment on what the mods do to me, that's my business, you draw your own conclusions but I do believe that writing about someone elses demise is against the rules or at best baiting.

Like you talking about every housemate being pathetic and loving their downfall most recently with Lee Ryan.

All you posted was wannabe, z lister, has been, desperate, looking to make money......Mate POT, KETTLE.

Stop playing the victim this is a forum and was a fun thread about a TIBB'er (is that how we would say it? lol) deciding to audition for BB15.

That's it.

[sampvt]

Like you talking about every housemate being pathetic and loving their downfall most recently with Lee Ryan.

All you posted was wannabe, z lister, has been, desperate, looking to make money......Mate POT, KETTLE.

Stop playing the victim this is a forum and was a fun thread about a TIBB'er (is that how we would say it? lol) deciding to audition for BB15.

That's it.

Total rubbish, I never play the victim. I am simply playing you at your own game. I am not insulting you or baiting you. I am being very civil.

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://i.imgur.com/uKsZaaJ.gif

[Ramsay]

is this real life

[daniel-lewis-1985]

http://i.imgur.com/uKsZaaJ.gif

I totally agree.

[Marsh.]

FRINGE! :lovedup:

:love: :laugh:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Told my mother yesterday I was going for it again and she literally was like "OH DAN PLEEEEASE DONT! YOU WILL GET US ALL IN TROUBLE" lol.

Shes a worrier.

[Vanessa]

Told my mother yesterday I was going for it again and she literally was like "OH DAN PLEEEEASE DONT! YOU WILL GET US ALL IN TROUBLE" lol.

Shes a worrier.

Go for it, Daniel. And good luck! :hug:

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Go for it, Daniel. And good luck! :hug:

Aww thanks Vanessa :)

[Apple202]

you had to lick people's feet??? :yuk::yuk:

[Apple202]

or does she want you gone for 3 months :suspect:

:joker:

[sampvt]

Told my mother yesterday I was going for it again and she literally was like "OH DAN PLEEEEASE DONT! YOU WILL GET US ALL IN TROUBLE" lol.

Shes a worrier.

She sounds like a very sane woman. What kind of mother would she be to allow you to make a dick of yourself, she obviously knows you better than us but I wonder if she has followed your posts on here, lol.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

She sounds like a very sane woman. What kind of mother would she be to allow you to make a dick of yourself, she obviously knows you better than us but I wonder if she has followed your posts on here, lol.

Or maybe shes not a sane mother and is worried stuff will come out if I go on the show?

Stop presuming things.

[sampvt]

Or maybe shes not a sane mother and is worried stuff will come out if I go on the show?

Stop presuming things.

Oh yes sorry I forgot you are a waiter to the stars with a mind of useless info that might damage someone. Give us a break.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Oh yes sorry I forgot you are a waiter to the stars with a mind of useless info that might damage someone. Give us a break.

What?

I thought you had respect for "waiters" I have not been a waiter since I was 22 where I then progressed to manager of the restaurant. Do waiters not have lives outside of serving chicken or fish? lol

I wasn't a waiter at G-A-Y and yes I was very lucky to work backstage recruiting strippers and getting to meet the people who performed there, I don't see why you have a problem with that? I think its awesome and I loved it.

Family life and a job have nothing to do with each other.

I really don't know why you keep throwing insulting comments my way.

[arista]

Oh for god sakes what are you gonna if you go on Big Brother? (which you wont btw)

Sit on the sofa, listen to everyones conversations and be like "Erm that was a baiting comment, Big Brother Daniel was just baiting, look shes baiting in the kitchen aswell this is unacceptable!"

This thread went from positive to negative simply by you playing the victim yet again.

Go sit on your golf clubs.

*Awaits ban.


Is that a new Sex game?

[Vanessa]

Is that a new Sex game?

:joker:

[sampvt]

Is that a new Sex game?

Daniel thinks it is but he didn't stipulate which end to use, lol.

[sampvt]

What?

I thought you had respect for "waiters" I have not been a waiter since I was 22 where I then progressed to manager of the restaurant. Do waiters not have lives outside of serving chicken or fish? lol

I wasn't a waiter at G-A-Y and yes I was very lucky to work backstage recruiting strippers and getting to meet the people who performed there, I don't see why you have a problem with that? I think its awesome and I loved it.

Family life and a job have nothing to do with each other.

I really don't know why you keep throwing insulting comments my way.

Well done Daniel, you got your xmas wish, you got me infracted again son, well done, another notch on your keyboard. I hope others are taking note of how you work. Seems like you have no end to your talents.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Well done Daniel, you got your xmas wish, you got me infracted again son, well done, another notch on your keyboard. I hope others are taking note of how you work. Seems like you have no end to your talents.

Like you said.....Im not a mod.

You got yourself infracted for stalking, harassing and belittling.

I didn't even report it lol literally got infracted for being you.

[sampvt]

Like you said.....Im not a mod.

You got yourself infracted for stalking, harassing and belittling.

I didn't even report it lol literally got infracted for being you.

Just be civil for one minute....am I not right in saying that you commented on every one of my posts over the last 3 days all in one hour. That my friend is baiting and belittleing. Don't play the victim when you know exactly what you are doing.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Just be civil for one minute....am I not right in saying that you commented on every one of my posts over the last 3 days all in one hour. That my friend is baiting and belittleing. Don't play the victim when you know exactly what you are doing.

Whos your friend?