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fingers
20-12-2013, 07:23 PM
Come join our happy band Nemo, we guarantee you at least one award! http://w11.zetaboards.com/razzies/index/ :wavey:
..why put another thread up for Nemo when there's already another one for everyone/anyone..?..
fingers
20-12-2013, 07:27 PM
..why put another thread up for Nemo when there's already another one for everyone/anyone..?..
'cos he won't ****ing read that one!
fingers
20-12-2013, 08:19 PM
Nemo won't be here 'til near midnight! don't let this fall off the bottom!
He deserves at least ONE award! lol! Which he won't get unless he joins us! :devil:
Cherie
20-12-2013, 08:28 PM
'cos he won't ****ing read that one!
How do you know what he reads? :suspect:
Cherie
20-12-2013, 08:30 PM
Nemo won't be here 'til near midnight! don't let this fall off the bottom!
He deserves at least ONE award! lol! Which he won't get unless he joins us! :devil:
Does he? perhaps you could elaborate why Nemo is more deserving that those registered on there already?
fingers
20-12-2013, 08:35 PM
How do you know what he reads? :suspect:
Nemo reads his own conspiracy threads!
fingers
20-12-2013, 08:37 PM
Does he? perhaps you could elaborate why Nemo is more deserving that those registered on there already?
Nemo deserves ALL the awards in EVERY category. That is real notoriety!
..this sounds like a pretty negative thread to me and I think completely unfair on the member but I'm not going to bump it by posting/commenting again....
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 08:40 PM
how many have signed up to that pile of crap:joker:
Can we stop with the useless threads :idc:
fingers
20-12-2013, 08:51 PM
fa·ce·tious
[fuh-see-shuhs] Show IPA
adjective
1.
not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2.
amusing; humorous.
3.
lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.
Not really a concept that is understood here.
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:01 PM
fa·ce·tious
[fuh-see-shuhs] Show IPA
adjective
1.
not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2.
amusing; humorous.
3.
lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.
Not really a concept that is understood here.
that's why its on another site.
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:03 PM
that's why its on another site.
Exactly, and why you have to opt in.
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:07 PM
Exactly, and why you have to opt in.
so, nemo cant be interested , you have 42 signed up, you will have make do, and take the p*ss out of each other.
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:09 PM
so, nemo cant be interested , you have 42 signed up, you will have make do, and take the p*ss out of each other.
Funny that, you must have had a sly look! :elephant::dance::elephant:
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:10 PM
Funny that, you must have had a sly look! :elephant::dance::elephant:
I don't need to have a sly look, you posted the link!
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:13 PM
I don't need to have a sly look, you posted the link!
Why click?:conf:
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:17 PM
Why click?:conf:
I wanted to see how many signed up!
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:20 PM
I wanted to see how many signed up!
Now you know! Happy? :dance:
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:24 PM
Now you know! Happy? :dance:
it did not please me or displease me.
http://i.minus.com/ibqtp7Ll0YoZnP.gif
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:27 PM
Thanks, you have probably done more to boost the membership, than you had hoped to do!
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:31 PM
Thanks, you have probably done more to boost the membership, than you had hoped to do!
you need to go and find someone who cares.
I see fingers is trying to get him or herself the award for worst thread.
I'm onto you! :nono:
so, nemo cant be interested , you have 42 signed up, you will have make do, and take the p*ss out of each other.
Is it true that Bob Marley shot you?
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:33 PM
I see fingers is trying to get him or herself the award for worst thread.
I'm onto you! :nono:Damn, sussed in no time! :devil::dance::elephant::dance:
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:33 PM
how long will that second board be up? seems that's where everyone is.
how long will that second board be up? seems that's where everyone is.
It's quiet as hell whenever I'm on it.
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:36 PM
It's quiet as hell whenever I'm on it.
oh ok. Will the awards be given there and here as well?
Why did you change your m shadows avie? :(
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:37 PM
I see fingers is trying to get him or herself the award for worst thread.
I'm onto you! :nono:
I really can't take all the credit, the Western Lawman (self styled) deserves most of the credit!
oh ok. Will the awards be given there and here as well?
Why did you change your m shadows avie? :(
No idea on the first one, I hope so. And for the second one, I thought I'd save you drooling all over your keyboard :wink:
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:40 PM
No idea on the first one, I hope so. And for the second one, I thought I'd save you drooling all over your keyboard :wink:
Doubt they'll be seen on TiBB.
I really can't take all the credit, the Western Lawman (self styled) deserves most of the credit!
The western lawman needs to go to his room and knock one out, the conspiracies are turning him loopy.
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:41 PM
No idea on the first one, I hope so. And for the second one, I thought I'd save you drooling all over your keyboard :wink:
Aw. I used to please myself to it. :(
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:41 PM
Is it true that Bob Marley shot you?
bob marley never actually shot the sheriff, he just sang a song about shooting the sheriff, but no it was not me.
Aw. I used to please myself to it. :(
Then it's only fair you return the favour! Lose the tinsel on your avatar! :hugesmile:
It was I who shot the Sheriff.
But I'm telling you now I did not shoot the deputy...
....ok I did.
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:44 PM
Then it's only fair you return the favour! Lose the tinsel on your avatar! :hugesmile:
you're not ready for that jelly.
why did you shoot the deputy? he was my father :bawling:
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:46 PM
you're not ready for that jelly.
why did you shoot the deputy? he was my father :bawling:
He didn't shoot the ****ing deputy!
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:48 PM
He didn't shoot the ****ing deputy!
who the **** did then I need to know.:bawling:
you're not ready for that jelly.
why did you shoot the deputy? he was my father :bawling:
He didn't shoot the ****ing deputy!
You calling me a liar fingers?
Yeh I'm sorry about that he pulled a gun on me, no wait he had a gun on him. Oh hang on he had something in his pocket that looked like a gun. Actually no he didn't have anything on him wasn't even looking at me I just did it anyway it was a dare...from someone on this forum. [cue eastenders theme tune]
fingers
20-12-2013, 09:49 PM
who the **** did then I need to know.:bawling:
Ask the ****ing sheriff!:joker:
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:56 PM
Ask the ****ing sheriff!:joker:
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zbxmw7.png
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 09:57 PM
You calling me a liar fingers?
Yeh I'm sorry about that he pulled a gun on me, no wait he had a gun on him. Oh hang on he had something in his pocket that looked like a gun. Actually no he didn't have anything on him wasn't even looking at me I just did it anyway it was a dare...from someone on this forum. [cue eastenders theme tune]
http://i41.tinypic.com/205yv7a.jpg
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 09:59 PM
the sheriff, shot his deputy, fingers:spin:
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:00 PM
the sheriff, shot his deputy, fingers:spin:
Can't say I'm surprised! :nono:
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:03 PM
Can't say I'm surprised! :nono:
sh*t happens.
So let me get this straight wannashag accused TheSheriff of shooting the Sherriff which TheSheriff first denied leaving poor Simple Minds to take the confession about shooting the sheriff and also the deputy who turned out to be ithinkiloveyoutoo's father who then had Simple Minds tried for treason while TheSheriff came out and fessed it was he who shot the Deputy who turned out to be fingers which means ithinkiloveyoutoo is the daughter of fingers?
Am I near the mark there?
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:06 PM
Not ****ing guilty! M'Lud!
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:07 PM
The sheriff put IthinkIoveyou up the stick!
Jords
20-12-2013, 10:08 PM
what
http://thepolicedaily.com/images/cat_sheriff.jpg
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:09 PM
The sheriff put IthinkIoveyou up the stick!
you know that im impotent!, :shocked:
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:10 PM
you know that im impotent!, :shocked:
They all say that!
TheSherriff's staff photo. The shorts are optional.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h2o8bQiUwRo/Ta311tAXcxI/AAAAAAAAAmM/y9kr8DeR4UA/s320/Reno+911.jpg
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:12 PM
TheSherriff's staff photo. The shorts are optional.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h2o8bQiUwRo/Ta311tAXcxI/AAAAAAAAAmM/y9kr8DeR4UA/s320/Reno+911.jpg
I love the shorts:joker:
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:13 PM
TheSherriff's staff photo. The shorts are optional.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h2o8bQiUwRo/Ta311tAXcxI/AAAAAAAAAmM/y9kr8DeR4UA/s320/Reno+911.jpg
What's he doing down in the front?
I love the shorts:joker:
You can't see it there but I have my nightstick fully primed behind that blonde's head.
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:13 PM
They all say that!
who are these others, you speak of, not that lot in the razzies thread is it:shocked:
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:15 PM
You can't see it there but I have my nightstick fully primed behind that blonde's head.
everyone likes to stand behind steve, he has lovely hair.
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:16 PM
who are these others, you speak of, not that lot in the razzies thread is it:shocked:
Nah, it's only lawmen and those who pose as such who use that excuse!
Mystic Mock
20-12-2013, 10:17 PM
The coolest Sheriff ever in that picture.
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:19 PM
fugeddit sheriff, you aint never gonna get a razzie, not now not evvah!
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:21 PM
fugeddit sheriff, you aint never gonna get a razzie, not now not evvah!
im devastated by this news, not.
The coolest Sheriff ever in that picture.
Why don't you just marry him then!
*flounces*
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:24 PM
im devastated by this news
Aaww, shucks we didn't mean ta hurt ya!
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:29 PM
Aaww, shucks we didn't mean ta hurt ya!
I do the hurting around here!.
you going to meet my friend, PAIN:bawling:
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:31 PM
I do the hurting around here!.
you going to meet my friend, PAIN:bawling:
The pain has been constant since you joined the thread!
Edit: Did I mention it's in the arse?
Mystic Mock
20-12-2013, 10:32 PM
Why don't you just marry him then!
*flounces*
How do you know I already haven't?
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1830/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1830-33566.jpg
The Bastard dumped me and decided to take this picture of me.
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 10:33 PM
The sheriff put IthinkIoveyou up the stick!
yes dad, he did. Hurt him!!
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:35 PM
yes dad, he did. Hurt him!!
You're not my ****ing offspring, I think you might even be Nemo's!!
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 10:35 PM
So let me get this straight wannashag accused TheSheriff of shooting the Sherriff which TheSheriff first denied leaving poor Simple Minds to take the confession about shooting the sheriff and also the deputy who turned out to be ithinkiloveyoutoo's father who then had Simple Minds tried for treason while TheSheriff came out and fessed it was he who shot the Deputy who turned out to be fingers which means ithinkiloveyoutoo is the daughter of fingers?
Am I near the mark there?
http://i41.tinypic.com/f4h83c.jpg
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:36 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/f4h83c.jpg
I think that's a resounding NO!
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 10:37 PM
You're not my ****ing offspring, I think you might even be Nemo's!!
How can you deny me?
http://i44.tinypic.com/w7bqqt.jpg
Mystic Mock
20-12-2013, 10:37 PM
How can you deny me?
http://i44.tinypic.com/w7bqqt.jpg
:joker:
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:38 PM
Ask the sheriff, HE switched the samples!
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:43 PM
The pain has been constant since you joined the thread!
Edit: Did I mention it's in the arse?
lets not bring your arse into this:shocked:
but keep applying the cream, and remember this would not of happened if you stop taking on the big boys!
So have the DNA results come in yet? I want to see fingers make it up to the daughter he never saw for however many years!
And the lie detector for Mock too.
fingers
20-12-2013, 10:46 PM
You said that cream would lubricate!, It didn't, you know it hurt! I told you so at the time!
You said that cream would lubricate!, It didn't, you know it hurt!
http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article841955.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Jeremy%20Kyle%20looking%20aggressive-841955
thesheriff443
20-12-2013, 10:48 PM
You said that cream would lubricate!, It didn't, you know it hurt!
take it like a man! and stop your whining.
Ithinkiloveyoutoo
20-12-2013, 10:48 PM
You said that cream would lubricate!, It didn't, you know it hurt! I told you so at the time!
a daughter does not want to hear this from her father. be an example.
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