where/what do you see yourself as here?

[mizzy25]

Just though of this thread after reading the wonderful tibbs advent calendar. Obviously everyone whose doing a door is wishing everyone a very merry xmas and some are referring us to a dysfunctional family. Which is so true lol.
my question is... where do you see youself if the dysfunctional family? Ie parent/grandparent/ older/younger brother/sister aunt/uncle, baby, pet etc etc.

I myself see me as the kind of eccentric middle aged aunt who has hundreds of dogs ( well 8 soon to be @ home and 5 greyhounds on a farm lol)

[mizzy25]

You can also put where you see other people. For instance I would see Ben as the cool older brother who travels the world, maybe Ammi as a mother figure who would look after everyone etc etc.

[Kizzy]

I see myself as the bitter ex that gets pissed at christmas and tells you they never really loved you ....

[Marcus.]

the very loveable brother

[Jessica.]

I am the forgettable middle child.

I want Ammi to be our mother, even though Lee and Ben and Niamh are older than her, she is the most worthy! :D

[bwoty]

You can also put where you see other people. For instance I would see Ben as the cool older brother who travels the world, maybe Ammi as a mother figure who would look after everyone etc etc.

I see myself as more of the mother figure, not that trouble maker

[Natalie.]

Probably the annoying cousin.

[Cherie]

I see myself as the bitter ex that gets pissed at christmas and tells you they never really loved you ....

I see myself as more of the mother figure, not that trouble maker


:joker:

[Kazanne]

I see myself as the bitter ex that gets pissed at christmas and tells you they never really loved you ....

:joker::joker:Kizzy I see you as the sensible sister who has a heart of gold,but that twat did turn you a bit bitter:joker:

[Kazanne]

I see myself as more of the mother figure, not that trouble maker

Bet you give great cuddles bwoty:hugesmile:

[Apple202]

spoilt youngest child

[Kazanne]

I see myself as a bit of a black sheep,who is probably illegitimate:bawling:

[Claymores]

I see myself as a bit of a black sheep,who is probably illegitimate:bawling:

I could agree with that Kaz. I see myself that a certain mod will try to ban if I say boo!

[Claymores]

I see myself as more of the mother figure, not that trouble maker

You sound interesting!

[Vanessa]

I'm the eccentric auntie! :joker:

[mizzy25]

I'm the eccentric auntie! :joker:

we could be twin aunts but don't speak lol

[Kazanne]

I could agree with that Kaz. I see myself that a certain mod will try to ban if I say boo!

Claymores,you are missed round here,love to see you post more ,we can be be naughty together,LOL

[Claymores]

I'm the eccentric auntie! :joker:

Eccentric cat lady I'd had imagimed

http://the-gaggle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Cat_lady.jpg

Giggle

[Ninastar]

The easily wound up older sister

[Vanessa]

Eccentric cat lady I'd had imagimed

http://the-gaggle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Cat_lady.jpg

Giggle

I do love cats! :joker::joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

we could be twin aunts but don't speak lol

:laugh:

[smudgie]

Well obviously I must be the old Nana....and as such deserves to be endlessly pampered.:hugesmile:

[Claymores]

The easily wound up older sister

Not possibly from me to imagine thisNS - you just a nice person :nono:

[mizzy25]

:laugh:

yes as one of your cats attacked my dogs but u of course said it was my dog lol so we haven't spoken in years. Xmas is awkward as we both get invited they have to keep us separate ha ha ha

[mizzy25]

smudgie sitting getting piddled on sherry then lol

[Claymores]

Claymores,you are missed round here,love to see you post more ,we can be be naughty together,LOL

Have you been naughty or nice sexy?

[Vanessa]

yes as one of your cats attacked my dogs but u of course said it was my dog lol so we haven't spoken in years. Xmas is awkward as we both get invited they have to keep us separate ha ha ha

:amazed: That's brilliant!

[AnnieK]

I see myself as more of the mother figure, not that trouble maker

Lol...who's the troublemaker?

[Kazanne]

smudgie sitting getting piddled on sherry then lol

Looks like it Mizzy,crafty sod just wants waiting on:joker:

[Kazanne]

Have you been naughty or nice sexy?

I'm always a bit naughty Claymores I just cant help it,but hopefully I have a nice side too:devil: I am always willing to learn.

[smudgie]

Looks like it Mizzy,crafty sod just wants waiting on:joker:

Yes....and Nana likes a good port at this time of year, beggar the Sherry. :wink:

[bwoty]

Lol...who's the troublemaker?

What's her name??? The one who has pictures of Audrey Hepburn on her sig

[AnnieK]

I knew who you meant....I was being faceatious

[Kate!]

I don't know where I fit in. Loyal faithful dog? Lol.

[Vanessa]

:laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that one...you know that family member you only remember when it's time to invite everyone for family gathering and that you sort of think you like but the more they talk...yeah if you weren't related you wouldn't bother.

[Alf]

The Lodger

[Kate!]

What's her name??? The one who has pictures of Audrey Hepburn on her sig

:laugh2:

Bwoty you crack me up. Even though you stole my sig I have a soft spot for you :hugesmile:

[Cherie]

The Lodger

:joker: psychotic?

I see myself as a distant relative who nobody keeps in touch with :laugh:

[Jessica.]

:laugh2:

Bwoty you crack me up. Even though you stole my sig I have a soft spot for you :hugesmile:

How can you not see that it's obviously a troll?

[Claymores]

that one...you know that family member you only remember when it's time to invite everyone for family gathering and that you sort of think you like but the more they talk...yeah if you weren't related you wouldn't bother.

I've been banned for a while but aren't you boobies lass? I read a thread!

[Cherie]

How can you not see that it's obviously a troll?

a funny one though.

[Claymores]

I don't know where I fit in. Loyal faithful dog? Lol.

Definitely doggy style Kate

[Vanessa]

:joker: Omg!

[bwoty]

How can you not see that it's obviously a troll?

Jessica, you have issues!

You need to stop stanning me and and sort yourself out :crazy:

[Kate!]

a funny one though.

Exactly Cherie :D

Definitely doggy style Kate

Oi cheeky! Lol :laugh:

Nice to see you back.

[Vanessa]

Welcome back, Claymore. :hugesmile::hug:

[erinp5]

I would be the one with an addiction.

[Kyle]

I'm the serious one that doesn't like having a laugh.

[Claymores]

Welcome back, Claymore. :hugesmile::hug:

You'll regret saying that my lass!!!!!!

[Vanessa]

You'll regret saying that my lass!!!!!!

:laugh:

[bwoty]

who is claymore, and where have they been?

[Alf]

who is claymore, and where have they been?
They've been in Rehab

[Claymores]

Ian or "arsewipe" - BTW - take your pick!

[Claymores]

They've been in Rehab
And I sad no no no

[bwoty]

Ian or "arsewipe" - BTW - take your pick!

What you been in rehab for arsewipe?

[bwoty]

What you been in rehab for arsewipe?

lol sorry Ian I couldn't resist

We have a laugh on here don't we :joker:

[Claymores]

What you been in rehab for arsewipe?

Ask mods - do you want me banned again?

[bwoty]

Oh I got a 24 hr ban the other week, not nice.

[Claymores]

lol sorry Ian I couldn't resist

We have a laugh on here don't we :joker:

We do - some people know me from old times, a certain mod bans me for saying boo, I'm a friend to some users.

I'd like to stay unbanned and start a thread of a former user called Caroline Pyramid* to have fun of her time here - she was controversial and LOUD and shone bright like a diamond

[Vanessa]

We do - some people know me from old times, a certain mod bans me for saying boo, I'm a friend to some users.

I'd like to stay unbanned and start a thread of a former user called Caroline Pyramid* to have fun of her time here - she was controversial and LOUD and shone bright like a diamond

I miss Pyra. :(

[Claymores]

I miss Pyra. :(

Don't make me cry Bob

[Vanessa]

Don't make me cry Bob

:suspect: Vanessa.

[Claymores]

:suspect: Vanessa.You missed Rule 45 - there are no women on internet Bob!

[bwoty]

I'm a very small man and unable to come up with anything original.

Agreed!

[T*]

spoilt youngest child

No that's me

[Kyle]

Agreed!

Tell me something I don't know.....

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg lmfoa

[Me. I Am Salman]

lmfao*

[Gstar]

Jessica, you have issues!

You need to stop stanning me and and sort yourself out :crazy:

clocked

[Jessica.]

clocked

No.

[Vanessa]

You missed Rule 45 - there are no women on internet Bob!

:joker: What?

[Me. I Am Salman]

No.

clocked!

[Claymores]

:joker: What?

You don't know rule 45???? Rule 45 states clearly there are no women on the internet. Only men looking for men! I thought everyone knows this rule Bob!!!!!!

Sorry Bob - I like women

[Vanessa]

You don't know rule 45???? Rule 45 states clearly there are no women on the internet. Only men looking for men! I thought everyone knows this rule Bob!!!!!!

Sorry Bob - I like women

:joker: I can assure you that i'm a woman.

[King Gizzard]

a seagull I think

[chuff me dizzy]

We do - some people know me from old times, a certain mod bans me for saying boo, I'm a friend to some users.

I'd like to stay unbanned and start a thread of a former user called Caroline Pyramid* to have fun of her time here - she was controversial and LOUD and shone bright like a diamond

Im proud to call you my friend ,lovely chap/chaplet !!

[Claymores]

Im proud to call you my friend ,lovely chap/chaplet !!

chuffy - I'm Ian and certainly miss you too - always a funster during seasons and someone who had sense!

[Claymores]

:joker: I can assure you that i'm a woman.

OK "Roberta" :wavey::joker: Bob for short

[Vanessa]

OK "Roberta" :wavey::joker: Bob for short

You're such a wind up merchant! :joker::hug:

[Shaun]

Harry's soulmate

[Claymores]

You're such a wind up merchant! :joker::hug:

Not really honey -quiet and shy - honest! If not banned I might deliberately dislike your CelebBB fave tho Bobby just for a laff!!!!

[GypsyGoth]

I'm the one who can't do a cartwheel.

[Claymores]

Harry's soulmate


How is H? I kinda lost contact with him with new laptop. Does H still post here?

[Claymores]

I'm the one who can't do a cartwheel.

You could be forgiven as always sexy GG - except rule 45 Gordon

[Shaun]

How is H? I kinda lost contact with him with new laptop. Does H still post here?

Only once in a blue moon, unfortunately :( think he's just started uni so he's busy this term... could be more active over Christmas hols I guess

[LemonJam]

I'm the great-uncle who everyone forgets about, turns up to your house on random occasions, talks about **** only I care about and leaves while the kids say "who the hell was that guy?"

[Claymores]

Only once in a blue moon, unfortunately :( think he's just started uni so he's busy this term... could be more active over Christmas hols I guess

Cheers for info - if I'm banned by then, tell the wee bloke I said hello

[Claymores]

Back on topic - I'm just Ian - I HATE being someone's uncle or pretend uncle, just Ian.

I hate being 3rd cousin(?) to my cousin's kids who are themselves now mid 20s and built like brick ****houses 6' 4" so if in trouble in a bar, they just slap the idiots for us.

[GypsyGoth]

Back on topic - I'm just Ian - I HATE being someone's uncle or pretend uncle, just Ian.

I hate being 3rd cousin(?) to my cousin's kids who are themselves now mid 20s and built like brick ****houses 6' 4" so if in trouble in a bar, they just slap the idiots for us.

You've just broken Rule 14, no Ians are allowed on the internet.

[Claymores]

You've just broken Rule 14, no Ians are allowed on the internet.

Gaddam Brian - I forgot - I'll get banned again!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Claymores]

:laugh:

Who'se uncle are you James?!?!?!

[Jessica.]

You're such a wind up merchant! :joker::hug:

Just be thankful he's not annoying you about rule 34. :hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

Who'se uncle are you James?!?!?!

I'm not related Alice.

[Vanessa]

Just be thankful he's not annoying you about rule 34. :hugesmile:

:joker: It's fine. He's alright! :hugesmile:

[Claymores]

Just be thankful he's not annoying you about rule 34. :hugesmile:

I dunno rule 34 William

[Vanessa]

I dunno rule 34 William

Yeah. What's rule 34? I have no idea as well. :laugh:

[Claymores]

I'm not related Alice.

I invoke rule 45 - there are no women on the internet - I win in this game of sit n go texas poker

[Kyle]

Whoops I thought Claymore was a lady.

I feel guilty now for ignoring everything they said on the football forum.

[Claymores]

Whoops I thought Claymore was a lady.

I feel guilty now for ignoring everything they said on the football forum.

Don't worry, I have no doubts you''re a complete fanny

[Kyle]

Don't worry, I have no doubts you''re a complete fanny

I certainly am. Rub me enough and I go all wet :bawling:

[Amy Jade]

Probably the relative you all forgot to buy a present for and forgot to invite over so i spend Christmas alone

[Claymores]

I certainly am. Rub me enough and I go all wet :bawling:

I'd just get banned if I pointed out that Brian Stockbridge is your financial manager - James is an Orc and warned me that was winding/baiting

no idea why - just the truth

[Kyle]

I'd just get banned if I pointed out that Brian Stockbridge is your financial manager - James is a n Orc and told me that was winding

Your obsessed with Rangers mate, I actually thought Novo was the biggest Rangers fan on here but you post more about them than he does. :devil:

[Claymores]

Probably the relative you all forgot to buy a present for and forgot to invite over so i spend Christmas alone

Nobody could ever forget you stupid. Not allowed - altho we may have bad words in the past I'm sure you'll get good stuff from Santa

[Claymores]

Your obsessed with Rangers mate, I actually thought Novo was the biggest Rangers fan on here but you post more about them than he does. :devil:

Nope - I detest Hvns - everybody does - over 100,000 point n laffs and 9 million views suggests the whole of Scottish fitba detests the hvns too.

Usually I get called a timaloy as one of the detesters - you ain't tried that - wanna go for it?

Rangers died in 2012 - nothing to hate there - Rangers got liquidated.

[Kyle]

Nope - I detest Hvns - everybody does - over 100,000 point n laffs and 9 million views suggests the whole of Scottish fitba detests the hvns too.

Usually I get called a timaloy as one of the detesters - you ain't tried that - wanna go for it?

I was tempted to accuse you of being a RA Sellick supporter but you seem too literate to be one of them. :wink:

[Claymores]

I was tempted to accuse you of being a RA Sellick supporter but you seem too literate to be one of them. :wink:

Chers mate - I'm a crap EFFC fan - we're shoite and we know we are and live in our means. But never gone bust and have more trophies than TFIFC

[Amy Jade]

Nobody could ever forget you stupid. Not allowed - altho we may have bad words in the past I'm sure you'll get good stuff from Santa
We had crossed words? well sorry about that, was probably my fault I apologize.

[Claymores]

We had crossed words? well sorry about that, was probably my fault I apologize.


Not at all - it was my fault I'm sure being an ass!!!! Glad we're over that now and I'm Claymores/Ian

[Kyle]

Chers mate - I'm a crap EFFC fan - we're shoite and we know we are and live in our means. But never gone bust and have more trophies than TFIFC

Nothing wrong with supporting one of the diddy teams. :hugesmile: Most of my Scottish family live in Livingston and even though I'm a Wednesday fan that follows Rangers I've actually been to more Livi games than Rangers. I've got quite a soft spot for them.

[Claymores]

As I want to say to new folks - I'm really Ian and an ass - please just accept me!

[Claymores]

Take it to Novo's daft thread aboots a £17m team beating posties and welders to go bust in a new World Record time if you wanna discuss it

[Jessica.]

I dunno rule 34 William

Yeah. What's rule 34? I have no idea as well. :laugh:

http://www.google.ie/

[Ninastar]

Not possibly from me to imagine thisNS - you just a nice person :nono:

thanks lol

but ive changed a lot over the past year and im irritated very easily now

[Mystic Mock]

I see myself as the eccentric middle Brother on this site that struggles to cope with some situations on the Forum.

[Mystic Mock]

I don't know where I fit in. Loyal faithful dog? Lol.

Are you like this guy?

http://ocanimeblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/inu-x-boku-ss-02b.jpg

To fill in some of it he wants to be the leading girls Dog.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I've been banned for a while but aren't you boobies lass? I read a thread!

yes i'm boobies lass. Is that my name in the underground? :shocked: