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lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:12 AM
*******/Marry/Kill

Russia
China
USA

and explain why.

Jesus.
01-01-2014, 09:20 AM
I'd ****** Russia up the arse - because it's a bit gay, and the ruski's need some gayness.

I'd marry China, because they are like rappers who come into money, then need to show it off. So I think I'd enjoy being a trophy wife.

I'd kill America, because the south is a crazy ex-wife who keeps turning up at the trailer every night with a gun.

arista
01-01-2014, 09:39 AM
*******/Marry/Kill

Russia
China
USA

and explain why.


No Link.


Is it good stuff you just took?

arista
01-01-2014, 09:42 AM
I'd ****** Russia up the arse - because it's a bit gay, and the ruski's need some gayness.

I'd marry China, because they are like rappers who come into money, then need to show it off. So I think I'd enjoy being a trophy wife.

I'd kill America, because the south is a crazy ex-wife who keeps turning up at the trailer every night with a gun.


If America was Nuked
The World would move on.

Marc
01-01-2014, 09:42 AM
*******/Marry/Kill

Russia
China
USA

and explain why.

**** USA cos why not
Kill the Chinese OMG
And the other for the Russians

lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:43 AM
If America was Nuked
The World would move on.

not really, cause America would retaliate immediately and the rest of the world would be nuked by default... That's the whole idea of mutually assured destruction(MAD)...

lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:50 AM
Marry: USA - 'cause it shares my values and has a good sense of humor

*******: China - 'cause it is too polite and shy to tell you to stop even if they are in pain.

Kill: Russia - 'cause they are commie bastards. (and russian men are way more rednecky and ugly than the Duck Dynasty men)

arista
01-01-2014, 09:51 AM
not really, cause America would retaliate immediately and the rest of the world would be nuked by default... That's the whole idea of mutually assured destruction(MAD)...


But these nukes go off inside America
so no one knows at that point who did it
as they are all dead.

arista
01-01-2014, 09:54 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/20/1387552477961/ITV-airs-footage-of-one-o-016.jpg

He Killed Lee Rigby
and used the USA /UK Invasion of Iraq/Afghan
as the reason why.


and guess who told Him to Do that
A Fecking American

lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:56 AM
But these nukes go off inside America
so no one knows at that point who did it
as they are all dead.

if that happened, it would make our response to 9/11 seem measured and reasonable. America is too big to "nuke". The American military is spread out across the country, all continents, and all oceans. and it would still be operating no matter how many nukes they dropped on the homeland. We have nuke silos in the most remote regions for that very reason. Not to mention all of the nuclear armed submarines patrolling every ocean at all times, and all of the foreign bases we have.

arista
01-01-2014, 09:57 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/30/article-2531120-1A5861E600000578-498_634x418.jpg


The preacher was born in New York City
and converted to Islam as a teenager

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531120/I-learned-purpose-life-U-S-hate-preacher-Killer-Lee-Rigby-reveals-inspired-Islamic-hardliner-says-little-support-Muslims-murder.html#ixzz2p8hOZjGb

lostalex
01-01-2014, 10:00 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/20/1387552477961/ITV-airs-footage-of-one-o-016.jpg

He Killed Lee Rigby
and used the USA /UK Invasion of Iraq/Afghan
as the reason why.


and guess who told Him to Do that
A Fecking American

and who told the 7/7 bombers to do what they did? British born and bred, stop trying to blame America for Brits killing Brits. Domestic terrorism is an internal problem. Sort your **** out in the UK, and stop trying to blame America.

I guess it's more PC to blame America than to blame Islam though.

arista
01-01-2014, 10:20 AM
Revealed, the U.S. hate preacher who inspired murderer of Lee Rigby: Killer tells how he became a Muslim after watching Islamic hardliner's sermons

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531120/I-learned-purpose-life-U-S-hate-preacher-Killer-Lee-Rigby-reveals-inspired-Islamic-hardliner-says-little-support-Muslims-murder.html#ixzz2p8n7CY6I

Jesus.
01-01-2014, 10:28 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/83145880.gif

lostalex
01-01-2014, 10:32 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/83145880.gif

is that lauren from BB13?

arista
01-01-2014, 10:57 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5DA68700000578-708_964x752.jpg

lostalex
01-01-2014, 10:59 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5DA68700000578-708_964x752.jpg

awww, it looks like their cigarettes wanna kiss too. so romantic

Livia
01-01-2014, 04:56 PM
Marry: USA - we share a common language, we've fought together many times and they're kind of like family.

******: Italy - I have a soft spot for Italians. That is all.

Kill: China... because this is all going to end in tears.