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lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:12 AM
*******/Marry/Kill
Russia
China
USA
and explain why.
Jesus.
01-01-2014, 09:20 AM
I'd ****** Russia up the arse - because it's a bit gay, and the ruski's need some gayness.
I'd marry China, because they are like rappers who come into money, then need to show it off. So I think I'd enjoy being a trophy wife.
I'd kill America, because the south is a crazy ex-wife who keeps turning up at the trailer every night with a gun.
arista
01-01-2014, 09:39 AM
*******/Marry/Kill
Russia
China
USA
and explain why.
No Link.
Is it good stuff you just took?
arista
01-01-2014, 09:42 AM
I'd ****** Russia up the arse - because it's a bit gay, and the ruski's need some gayness.
I'd marry China, because they are like rappers who come into money, then need to show it off. So I think I'd enjoy being a trophy wife.
I'd kill America, because the south is a crazy ex-wife who keeps turning up at the trailer every night with a gun.
If America was Nuked
The World would move on.
*******/Marry/Kill
Russia
China
USA
and explain why.
**** USA cos why not
Kill the Chinese OMG
And the other for the Russians
lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:43 AM
If America was Nuked
The World would move on.
not really, cause America would retaliate immediately and the rest of the world would be nuked by default... That's the whole idea of mutually assured destruction(MAD)...
lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:50 AM
Marry: USA - 'cause it shares my values and has a good sense of humor
*******: China - 'cause it is too polite and shy to tell you to stop even if they are in pain.
Kill: Russia - 'cause they are commie bastards. (and russian men are way more rednecky and ugly than the Duck Dynasty men)
arista
01-01-2014, 09:51 AM
not really, cause America would retaliate immediately and the rest of the world would be nuked by default... That's the whole idea of mutually assured destruction(MAD)...
But these nukes go off inside America
so no one knows at that point who did it
as they are all dead.
arista
01-01-2014, 09:54 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/20/1387552477961/ITV-airs-footage-of-one-o-016.jpg
He Killed Lee Rigby
and used the USA /UK Invasion of Iraq/Afghan
as the reason why.
and guess who told Him to Do that
A Fecking American
lostalex
01-01-2014, 09:56 AM
But these nukes go off inside America
so no one knows at that point who did it
as they are all dead.
if that happened, it would make our response to 9/11 seem measured and reasonable. America is too big to "nuke". The American military is spread out across the country, all continents, and all oceans. and it would still be operating no matter how many nukes they dropped on the homeland. We have nuke silos in the most remote regions for that very reason. Not to mention all of the nuclear armed submarines patrolling every ocean at all times, and all of the foreign bases we have.
arista
01-01-2014, 09:57 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/30/article-2531120-1A5861E600000578-498_634x418.jpg
The preacher was born in New York City
and converted to Islam as a teenager
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531120/I-learned-purpose-life-U-S-hate-preacher-Killer-Lee-Rigby-reveals-inspired-Islamic-hardliner-says-little-support-Muslims-murder.html#ixzz2p8hOZjGb
lostalex
01-01-2014, 10:00 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/12/20/1387552477961/ITV-airs-footage-of-one-o-016.jpg
He Killed Lee Rigby
and used the USA /UK Invasion of Iraq/Afghan
as the reason why.
and guess who told Him to Do that
A Fecking American
and who told the 7/7 bombers to do what they did? British born and bred, stop trying to blame America for Brits killing Brits. Domestic terrorism is an internal problem. Sort your **** out in the UK, and stop trying to blame America.
I guess it's more PC to blame America than to blame Islam though.
arista
01-01-2014, 10:20 AM
Revealed, the U.S. hate preacher who inspired murderer of Lee Rigby: Killer tells how he became a Muslim after watching Islamic hardliner's sermons
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531120/I-learned-purpose-life-U-S-hate-preacher-Killer-Lee-Rigby-reveals-inspired-Islamic-hardliner-says-little-support-Muslims-murder.html#ixzz2p8n7CY6I
Jesus.
01-01-2014, 10:28 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/83145880.gif
lostalex
01-01-2014, 10:32 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/83145880.gif
is that lauren from BB13?
arista
01-01-2014, 10:57 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5DA68700000578-708_964x752.jpg
lostalex
01-01-2014, 10:59 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/01/article-2532094-1A5DA68700000578-708_964x752.jpg
awww, it looks like their cigarettes wanna kiss too. so romantic
Livia
01-01-2014, 04:56 PM
Marry: USA - we share a common language, we've fought together many times and they're kind of like family.
******: Italy - I have a soft spot for Italians. That is all.
Kill: China... because this is all going to end in tears.
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