*mazedsalv**
04-01-2014, 01:21 PM
It all kicked off as the housemates were getting ready for bed, and Jasmine declared to Sam Faiers – to whom she’s handcuffed – that she wanted a cigarette…
Sam told her, “No! We’re going to bed!”
But Jasmine wasn’t having any of it and proceeded loudly and annoyingly to drag herself and Sam across the floor.
Watching on sadly was Lionel and his handcuff partner, Made in Chelsea star Ollie Locke.
Lionel, looking like he’d just sniffed six day old mackerel, told Ollie, “I don’t like her being like that.
“I’ve got a daughter, and she’d never behave like that. That is awful.”
However, Ollie had the answer to Jasmine’s behavioural issues, knowingly informing Lionel, “She was brought up in Vegas…”
He added, “That’s a very different world.”
And though Lionel nodded sagely and resignedly, he added, “[She said] ‘I’m an actress, I’ve done movies…’
“What a load of boll***s!”
While Jasmine writhed around on the floor, either pretending to be or actually being drunk, disapproving Lionel told Ollie, “I’m so glad to be in here with nice people like you, him [nodding to Blue’s Lee Ryan] and Sam…
“It’s wonderful, but that is upsetting me.”
Looking like a sad eyed beagle, Lionel watched on, hopelessly dejected as – the admittedly incredibly irritating – Jasmine tried to bite Lee’s leg as Sam told him, “She tried to bite me a minute ago.”
After Lee and Sam managed to cart Jasmine out of the bedroom, Lionel told Ollie, “It would be nice if someone like Linda [Nolan] said to her, ‘Look darling, you’re a lovely girl but…”
He concluded, “Somebody’s got to tell her.”
Seriously.
I really dislike when someone say this. People are different. Not everyone has to be sensible and not everyone can be mad. That's what s good with the world... diversity.
Also, his daughter? Of course she wouldn't, she would be much older than Jasmine, no?
Sam told her, “No! We’re going to bed!”
But Jasmine wasn’t having any of it and proceeded loudly and annoyingly to drag herself and Sam across the floor.
Watching on sadly was Lionel and his handcuff partner, Made in Chelsea star Ollie Locke.
Lionel, looking like he’d just sniffed six day old mackerel, told Ollie, “I don’t like her being like that.
“I’ve got a daughter, and she’d never behave like that. That is awful.”
However, Ollie had the answer to Jasmine’s behavioural issues, knowingly informing Lionel, “She was brought up in Vegas…”
He added, “That’s a very different world.”
And though Lionel nodded sagely and resignedly, he added, “[She said] ‘I’m an actress, I’ve done movies…’
“What a load of boll***s!”
While Jasmine writhed around on the floor, either pretending to be or actually being drunk, disapproving Lionel told Ollie, “I’m so glad to be in here with nice people like you, him [nodding to Blue’s Lee Ryan] and Sam…
“It’s wonderful, but that is upsetting me.”
Looking like a sad eyed beagle, Lionel watched on, hopelessly dejected as – the admittedly incredibly irritating – Jasmine tried to bite Lee’s leg as Sam told him, “She tried to bite me a minute ago.”
After Lee and Sam managed to cart Jasmine out of the bedroom, Lionel told Ollie, “It would be nice if someone like Linda [Nolan] said to her, ‘Look darling, you’re a lovely girl but…”
He concluded, “Somebody’s got to tell her.”
Seriously.
I really dislike when someone say this. People are different. Not everyone has to be sensible and not everyone can be mad. That's what s good with the world... diversity.
Also, his daughter? Of course she wouldn't, she would be much older than Jasmine, no?