CBB13 Quotes Thread

[Calderyon]

Any good ones yet?

[Drew.]

"i wont be hitting nobody in the house, Cos i don't hit no-one for free"

[Kate!]

Jim : "most men would **** a frog if it stopped hopping."

[Rob!]

Nobody likes a fanny rat - Jim.

[Kate!]

Dappy : "we need to go into the spaceship and wreck some stuff!"

Evander : "ok"

(This really tickled me, I'm laughing now remembering it. :D

[Jord]

"****ing stupid woman"

- Liz Jones

[Kate!]

:laugh:

[Sophiee]

luisa calling linda menopausal :laugh: can't remember her exact words.
luisa: 'do you just not say much or do you just not like me?'
luisa: 'so my aim is a little off' when playing boxing with evander :D.

[Jordan.]

Luisa - “I thought that Lionel was Lionel Richie.”

[Kate!]

Luisa - “I thought that Lionel was Lionel Richie.”

:hugesmile:

[jackc1806]

Dappy : "we need to go into the spaceship and wreck some stuff!"

Evander : "ok"

(This really tickled me, I'm laughing now remembering it. :D

It made me laugh too haha :joker:

[Samm]

Liz - "I don't want to be in a house with a person that thinks animals don't have souls"

[Samm]

Why are there so many Jim quotes he's a unfunny fat prick

[Kate!]

Luisa : "Have you had sex with Linda?" (To Jim)

Jim : "I'd rather put my balls in an egg slicer."

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

Liz (to Evander) : "If you punched my horse I would stab you."

[Kate!]

Luisa "if in doubt, smile and pout."

[Natalie.]

Luisa "if in doubt, smile and pout."

getting that tattooed

[zakman440]

Lionel - "Where are my bitches?" :laugh3:

[Jord]

Lionel - "Where are my bitches?" :laugh3:

:laugh2:

[Cherie]

Roll on death :joker:

[Kate!]

getting that tattooed

Good little catchphrase isn't it? :)

[Joe.]

Jasmine- 'I love your boner'

[Black Dagger]

Ollie "Yeah... you... dirty bitch, dirty bitch"

[Jack_]

Luisa's '****ing grandpa get down' to Lionel may be one of the best quotes ever uttered on TV :laugh3:

[Jake.]

Luisa's '****ing grandpa get down' to Lionel may be one of the best quotes ever uttered on TV :laugh3:

This along with 'Suck My Dick!' :joker:

[Samm]

Luisa's '****ing grandpa get down' to Lionel may be one of the best quotes ever uttered on TV :laugh3:

:laugh2:

[Rob!]

Lionel Blair: "Suck my dick!"

I repeat - Lionel...****ing....Blair. :joker:

[Jack_]

Somebody really needs to edit a video together of Lord Sugar having a go at Luisa on The Apprentice and then stick that quote on the end, you know like those CassetteBoy videos, that would be amazing :joker:

I do hope he watches this series

[Sophiee]

Luisa's '****ing grandpa get down' to Lionel may be one of the best quotes ever uttered on TV :laugh3:
this :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

*alarm clock ringing*

Luisa: "can you not hear that? It's like being with Liz" http://i.imgur.com/yMANw0f.gif

[Kate!]

Somebody really needs to edit a video together of Lord Sugar having a go at Luisa on The Apprentice and then stick that quote on the end, you know like those CassetteBoy videos, that would be amazing :joker:

I do hope he watches this series

:joker: that would be amazing.

[blisstheassassin]

Luisa - I've got a really weak gag reflex
Ollie - l would not expect that from you

[Cherie]

11.02am: It's a sombre House.
Liz - "It's raining. I wonder if it's raining everywhere"
Jim & Ollie: "Only over this House" #bbuklive
11:02 AM - 16 Jan 2014

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Jim : Do we all need to queue up to ave a fackin argument with you or what? :laugh3:

[Niamh.]

11.02am: It's a sombre House.
Liz - "It's raining. I wonder if it's raining everywhere"
Jim & Ollie: "Only over this House" #bbuklive
11:02 AM - 16 Jan 2014

:joker:

I was just coming in to post that one :fist:

[Rob!]

Luisa: You told me to do it!!
Lionel: so?! Am I your boss now?!

That argument was hilarious :joker:

[Vanessa]

@thelionelblair - "I'm just going to the loo"
@JimDOfficial - "I'll alert the media" :joker:

[Jemal]

"I got an A in maths and a B in english, what did you get?
An A in stuck up!" - Dappy to Luisa.

Underrated quote.

[Vanessa]

"I got an A in maths and a B in english, what did you get?
An A in stuck up!" - Dappy to Luisa.

Underrated quote.

:joker:

[Livia]

Luisa - I've got a really weak gag reflex
Ollie - l would not expect that from you

This one... this is definitely the quote that made me LOL the loudest. Firstly at the unlikelihood of the first statement, and then at the subtle insult of the second.

[Josy]

@thelionelblair - "I'm just going to the loo"
@JimDOfficial - "I'll alert the media" :joker:

I was just coming in to post this :joker::joker:

[Samm]

ew at the Jim quotes there not funny at all

[Kazanne]

Luisa : "Have you had sex with Linda?" (To Jim)

Jim : "I'd rather put my balls in an egg slicer."

:laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Jim "Roll on death":joker:

[Vanessa]

Jim : It's like being in hell. :laugh2:

[Jemal]

Jim to Luisa: "should we just form a fackin queue to have an arguement with you?"
:joker:

[Josy]

ew at the Jim quotes there not funny at all

They are funny though, even if you dislike him you can't deny he has came out with some good one liners in there.

[jet]

They are funny though, even if you dislike him you can't deny he has came out with some good one liners in there.

For a career comedian, they aren't very good. No originality. :tongue:

[jet]

Jim to Luisa: "should we just form a fackin queue to have an arguement with you?"
:joker:

Heard that before a 100 times. :hugesmile:

[Pete.]

Jim : It's like being in hell. :laugh2:
not funny

[jet]

@thelionelblair - "I'm just going to the loo"
@JimDOfficial - "I'll alert the media" :joker:

Heard that one a 1000 times. :hugesmile:

[jet]

Luisa - I've got a really weak gag reflex
Ollie - l would not expect that from you

:joker: Now THAT's original! :joker:

[HBB1508]

BB: Jim how could the evening be made better for you
Jim: I could die
:joker:

[Kate!]

Big Brother : "If you had to leave one of your fellow housemates in a burning building who would you choose?"

Liz : "Jim!"

(Pause)

"I'm sure he'd get out ok."