CBB13 - January 4th Highlights Discussion Thread - C5 at 10 PM

[Calderyon]

Tonight:

- 12 celebrities enter the Big Brother house - In pairs, shackled to a fellow celebrity HM. How will they cope?

On C5 at 10 PM. 11 PM on C5+1.

[Rob!]

Judging from Marcus Bentley's twitter, Jasmine owns tonight's episode.

[Calderyon]

4th January 2014 Highlights Spoiler:

http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/171314-celebrity-big-brother-2014-day-1-highlights-and-recap.html

[Scream]

"Liz is called to the diary room. She is asked to discuss her feelings towards Dappy. Liz declares that she “misses” being handcuffed to Dappy and refers to him as her “friend.”

"Dappy is called to the diary room. Big Brother asks Dappy about his feelings towards Liz and he expresses that he really likes her."

I ship it. #Lappy #Diz

[arista]

Yes Ch5HD 10PM

[zakman440]

Just got back from Tesco in time for tonight's show, unlike yesterday when I walked in on Emma doing the house tour.

[Pete.]

I'm ready :)

[zakman440]

OTT Marcus Bentley again then...

[Chuck]

good evening

[arista]

on now

[Drew.]

Jasmine ffs :joker:

[Samm]

The two bores.

[zakman440]

As much as I love this song, this is now twice it has been used.

[Samm]

I would like Liz if she did not have so much shade for Rihanna

[Samm]

Jasmine >>>>>>>

[Chuck]

Sam > Amy Childs

[zakman440]

Gary Barlow :joker:

[Brother Leon]

"I got loads of fans out there, you'll be fine"

Dappy :joker:

[Samm]

Linda is annoying already

[arista]

Good Old Jim

[Chuck]

Jasmine's gonna be a hot mess

[Ammi]

..I think Jasmine may irritate Sam...

[Samm]

Lusia >>>>>>>>

[Tregard]

It just struck me how Lionel Blair really shouldn't need to be doing this

[Samm]

Jim is a fat boring mess

[Drew.]

Jasmine's gonna be a hot mess

i hope so

[Lee.]

Right I missed last nights and have just switched tonight's episode on..

Would somebody please tell me who these people are?? I know Jim, Lionel, Lee, the Nolan woman and Ollie... Who are all the hot chicks??

[Chuck]

Lee, the one with big boobs is Casey, a glamour model, Sam's the blonde one she's in TOWIE, Jasmine is the american one.

[Drew.]

Right I missed last nights and have just switched tonight's episode on..

Would somebody please tell me who these people are?? I know Jim, Lionel, Lee, the Nolan woman and Ollie... Who are all the hot chicks??

Luisa came 2nd on the apprentice and I cant actually remember what Jasmine does, some part time actress or something

[Chuck]

And Luisa was in The Apprentice

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine Waltz is an actress, party girl and model shes the American one Lee

[Samm]

Has anybody notice no name tags, so far

[Ammi]

Right I missed last nights and have just switched tonight's episode on..

Would somebody please tell me who these people are?? I know Jim, Lionel, Lee, the Nolan woman and Ollie... Who are all the hot chicks??

..one is in Towie, One is an American model I think...one is a page three girl..(I think..)..and one was in the Apprentice..ok,you're up to date lol...

[Pete.]

Oh no the bellend Dappy show

[Lee.]

Thank you everybody :love:

[Pete.]

I successfully predicted Work Bitch would play for Luiza and Evander's entrance

[Amy Jade]

The hot one chained to Dappy is Liz Jones, Lee. She writes for the Daily Mail and slags off Celebs, she got into a war of words with Rhianna

[Rob!]

Hahahaaha jasmine dragging Sam about

"I'm Amercian. Hug me." Mad bitch :love:

[Pete.]

The hot one chained to Dappy is Liz Jones, Lee. She writes for the Daily Mail and slags off Celebs, she got into a war of words with Rhianna
Ah she is well fit

[Pete.]

Carol will own BOTP but Iain Lee will not

[Pete.]

LOVING JASMIN

[Samm]

I would free myself I wouldn't want to be stuck with Jim

[Amy Jade]

noble and dope :love:

[Chuck]

Dappy to be the next Sezer

[Samm]

Does anybody think Liz looks like scary Mary

[Ammi]

Does anybody think Liz looks like scary Mary


..haha, yes she does a little bit, I think it's the really dark hair...

[Amy Jade]

Dappy to be the next Sezer

I like him but that would be absolutely hilarious! Won't happen though, there were idiots on twitter basically hailing him as the 2nd coming so he has fans shockingly...

[Drew.]

The awkward dream team

[Lee.]

Chrrrrrrrist! My mum just phoned. What just happened? Which pair are up for eviction?

[Ammi]

..I can't see Evander and Luisa having a lot to say to each other...

[Chuck]

I like him but that would be absolutely hilarious! Won't happen though, there were idiots on twitter basically hailing him as the 2nd coming so he has fans shockingly...

It seems impossible really, it was just wishful thinking lol

[Amy Jade]

Chrrrrrrrist! My mum just phoned. What just happened? Which pair are up for eviction?

Dappy and Liz

[Ammi]

Chrrrrrrrist! My mum just phoned. What just happened? Which pair are up for eviction?

..Dappy and Liz...

[Rob!]

Hahahahahahahaah brilliant.

[Drew.]

God i'd love to be paired with her

[zakman440]

Evader literally has no idea what's going on...

[Samm]

..haha, yes she does a little bit, I think it's the really dark hair...

Scary Mary also had the big eyes!

[Chuck]

Luisa's hairdo makes it looks like her head is enormous

[Lee.]

Dappy and Liz

Thanks SH.. And is that why they're not handcuffed any more?

[smudgie]

Thank heavens for the extending chain..

[Samm]

No name tags so far, I would cheer if there gone for good

[Amy Jade]

Imagine if you was standing outside the loo waiting for somebody and all you heard was one of them really loud release farts that last a good few seconds and poo splashing out like lava

[Chuck]

omgz SH lmao

[Saph]

Imagine if you was standing outside the loo waiting for somebody and all you heard was one of them really loud release farts that last a good few seconds and poo splashing out like lava

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivhr6TON1r1154g.png

[smudgie]

Imagine if you was standing outside the loo waiting for somebody and all you heard was one of them really loud release farts that last a good few seconds and poo splashing out like lava

:joker::joker: oh noooo.

[Samm]

Luisa like what are they talking about :joker:

[Chuck]

Luisa wants to have sex already.

[Samm]

Imagine if you was standing outside the loo waiting for somebody and all you heard was one of them really loud release farts that last a good few seconds and poo splashing out like lava

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Drew.]

Evander a true celeb, could sit there for hours answering questions about his career

[Chuck]

300k for Dappy, seriously

[Ammi]

..Dappy..:laugh:...

[Samm]

Dappy is quite hot, I would

[Amy Jade]

Dappy is quite camp...

[Drew.]

Dappy :joker:

[Samm]

Dappy is quite camp...

Hope he is

[smudgie]

Dappy is quite "fik":joker:

[Natalie.]

Oh DDappy :laugh:

[Pete.]

Has Casey spoken yet :suspect:

[Amy Jade]

Dappy has a good body but he's a butterface imo

http://static.gigwise.com/artists/dappy1face325.jpg

[Brother Leon]

Evander just sitting there having everyoen surround him wanting to talk to him :laugh:

[CaudleHalbard]

Evander a true celeb, could sit there for hours answering questions about his career

That's about all he's capable of talking about! Lol! :-D

[Chuck]

Casey is useful because in a vote to save I can see her getting fewer votes than Liz

[Pete.]

Like Emma said A-Listers and Famous people are not entertaining - Evander is a borefest

[Rob!]

Jasmine is mental :joker:

[GiRTh]

That's about all he's capable of talking about! Lol! :-DTheres enough in his career for him to talk for hours, unlike some of the others.

[JTM45]

Dappy is a repugnant in every way.
Spitting on people, constantly disrespecting women. He's a vile chav!

[Natalie.]

Casey is useful because in a vote to save I can see her getting fewer votes than Liz

:laugh: I hope you're right

[Drew.]

Like Emma said A-Listers and Famous people are not entertaining - Evander is a borefest

we're 30 minutes into a 3 week show..

[Chuck]

Dappy's body is like a Mosquito's

[Gstar]

mmm I just made the best hotdogs

[Pete.]

I'm a good judge of characters Lesley Sanderson of BB6 fame would say

[Chuck]

bored already of this "yes" "excellent" nonsense

[Amy Jade]

Theres enough in his career for him to talk for hours, unlike some of the others.
BB isnt about sitting round talking about your carrer though so while I like him a lot I'd put quite a few of the others ahead of him in terms of entertainment.

[Amy Jade]

dappy the meerkat

[Gstar]

Liz sounds a lot like Gina from BB14

[Ammi]

Like Emma said A-Listers and Famous people are not entertaining - Evander is a borefest

.. I don't think he's boring, Pete..he's done far too much in his career to be that..I just don't think Luisa is the one to engage him in conversation...

[Samm]

Liz sounds a lot like Gina from BB14

Maybe she is Gina's mum

[Loukas]

****** me Liz sounds like Gina Rio ahahaha

[Natalie.]

Love Liz

[Amy Jade]

Liz sounds a lot like Gina from BB14
omg she does a little bit, she sounds natural though Gina put it on a bit

[Chuck]

Liz is Gina lol

[Ammi]

..haha, there's something about Jasmines...

[Gstar]

Maybe she is Gina's mum

that would be interesting :laugh:

[Chuck]

lmao Luisa

[Brother Leon]

These two are so awk :joker:

[Amy Jade]

She's ahead of me I thought Lionel was an ex-prime minister and David Dickinson yesterday

[Drew.]

They are so awkward but not in a bad kind of way

[Samm]

Jasmine :laugh3:

[Jordan.]

Louisa is hilar

[Tregard]

Ollie and Lionel bromance incoming

[Ammi]

..yes, she's drunk...

[Samm]

I want jasmine to pull the chain when Sam is going a sh*t

[Chuck]

I dont like Ollie's voice

[Brother Leon]

Dappy is such a predator ffs :joker:

[Ammi]

Ollie and Lionel bromance incoming


..Lollie..:lovedup:...

[GiRTh]

Get in there Dappy

[Amy Jade]

eww Dappy trying it on with Jasmine...punching above his weight much, and taking advantage of her being tipsy.

[Drew.]

:joker: :joker:

[In the Drunk Tank]

If Dappy pulls this one off..

[Chuck]

Jasmine :lovedup:

[Ammi]

..poor Dappy...

[JTM45]

Dappy is sooooo sleazy!!!!:yuk:

[Samm]

#jasminetowin

[Gstar]

They're all gonna nominate Jasmine

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEWuPxy2yyLe9WJRe16SneMy62QJ_BI jfCUpSkr_37TMsCI0uA8w

[Ammi]

..Jasmine is going to be so good to watch...

[Ammi]

..wow at those shoes..:love:..

[Drew.]

..Jasmine is going to be so good to watch...

Yeah she must avoid the first eviction

[Drew.]

Wheww ..

[Samm]

They're all gonna nominate Jasmine

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEWuPxy2yyLe9WJRe16SneMy62QJ_BI jfCUpSkr_37TMsCI0uA8w

Don't worry I think it's vote to save so Jasmine will stay

[Brother Leon]

Woahhh...Gif needed asap of that flash.

[Amy Jade]

haha got her boobs out! :love:

[Natalie.]

Flashing :laugh:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Did I just see what I think I saw

[Samm]

Casey is so annoying it's unreal

[Amy Jade]

Woahhh...Gif needed asap of that flash.
Just watch her sex tape dude

[Drew.]

My eyes

[Tregard]

Woahhh...Gif needed asap of that flash.

Something tells me that won't be an infrequent occurance

[GiRTh]

Did I just see what I think I sawWhat did you see?

[Samm]

There's photos of dappy and lee's cock on twitter

[Chuck]

I've seen Lee's cock, not impressed

[GiRTh]

Jasmine :love:

[Brother Leon]

What a lucky person Sam is :laugh:

[Ammi]

..the most boring people in the world..:laugh:...

[Lee.]

God she's annoying!

[Gstar]

fight plz

[Drew.]

what a mess :joker:

[Natalie.]

Good pair, those two girls! Sam :love:

[Chuck]

Can you imagine Jasmine partying in Hollywood :love:

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine is even better than I expected :laugh2:

[Gstar]

omg jasmine to win

[Samm]

Jasmine :laugh:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Ok she's crossed the line into annoying

[Tregard]

There's photos of dappy and lee's cock on twitter

You sure you aren't just on @David_Cameron again?

[Ammi]

Can you imagine Jasmine partying in Hollywood :love:
..amazing..:lovedup:...

[seaodw]

Jasmine is great tv but that is her pretty much confirmed as nominated now :(

[Natalie.]

I'd love a night out with Jasmine :laugh:

[Lee.]

Ok she's crossed the line into annoying

Definitely.. I'd have told her to shut the **** up already!

[Pete.]

Jasmin is quality *changes profile favourite*

[JTM45]

I'm glad it Sam she's handcuffed to!
Can't stand Sam and it's apparent she's getting really annoyed already.

[Samm]

Lionel is going to walk I can see it

[jackc1806]

Got a feeling this will end up with a fight night eventually.. Getting BB5 vibes

[GiRTh]

:love: Jasmine

[Amy Jade]

the old irrelevant one throwing shade at the star of the show.

http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rxbnvtc71rsg7ako1_500.gif&size=400x1000

[Samm]

You sure you aren't just on @David_Cameron again?

Who's he?, oh wait that's the person who lives at number 10

[Gstar]

Lionel is going to walk I can see it

good

[Amy Jade]

Lionel is going to walk I can see it
http://31.media.tumblr.com/840b385a3563f4ca17deb58778282f0b/tumblr_meums1IXBS1qlxyddo1_400.gif

[Pete.]

I can see Evander walking - he don't know what he **** is going on

[Brother Leon]

My fave 2 are doing their bit already. Good stuff.

[Amy Jade]

is he 62?

[Pete.]

We need controversy!!!!!

[Drew.]

is he 62?

51 :laugh:

[Lee.]

What dies Casey do again?

[james130]

Haha just had a quick look at Jasmine's sex tape.
On a scale of Kim K to Tulisa, i'd giver her a rating of Paris Hilton. :idc:

[Chuck]

glamour model. Lee

[GiRTh]

What dies Casey do again?Skank

[Drew.]

Sam has done really well to put up with her to be fair

[Chuck]

Ollie's not gonna be himself with that bore by his side.

[Samm]

Lionel is so boring and grumpy

[Ammi]

..I've always liked Lionel but I have a feeling he's going to be quite condescending and a bit annoying...

[Tregard]

Mister Burns does not look happy

[Rob!]

Omfg I can't :joker:

[GiRTh]

Sam has done really well to put up with her to be fair
Sam wouldnt be in the hl show if it wasnt for Jasmine.

[Chuck]

Exactly my kind of talk when I'm drunk

[Drew.]

Sam wouldnt be in the hl show if it wasnt for Jasmine.

:joker: very true

[Samm]

Omg so awkward with a 80 year old man there

[Brother Leon]

Not the kind of sexual action Dappy was hoping for with her I imagine :joker:

[Ammi]

...haha Jasmine..

[Lee.]

God.. I'd be as uncomfortable as Lionel with that kind if talk from a stranger

[In the Drunk Tank]

Quite right Lionel, she is disgraceful

[Amy Jade]

Boring Lionel, go home.

[Gstar]

not the irrelevants trying to make Jasmine an easy target for the house to nominate her

[GiRTh]

Awkward

[arista]

Omg so awkward with a 80 year old man there

82 year old

[Ammi]

..we're a nice group..'..it's CBB..:laugh:...

[Rob!]

Ollie blatantly wants to party with Jasmine,

[GiRTh]

JAsmine to win. :love:

[smudgie]

Hope Jasmine is out first.

[zakman440]

The Fabubear :love:

[Samm]

82 year old

Ok 82 who cares

[jackc1806]

'They're clearly upset about their anals'

[JTM45]

If Lionel's face wasn't 98% plastic i bet he would have looked really shocked!

[Amy Jade]

Hope Jasmine is out first.
You are an 80 year old man.

[Chuck]

If Lionel's face wasn't 98% plastic i bet he would have looked really shocked!

:joker:

[Samm]

If Lionel's face wasn't 98% plastic i bet he would have looked really shocked!

:laugh2:

[Rob!]

The end credits screen :amazed:

[Drew.]

That whole show was based around Jasmine, but it was good.. she must stay

[Gstar]

yay Carol

[JTM45]

Jasmine didn't have her handcuff on then. Perhaps they've given Sam an hour off.

[Samm]

Ew ew ew Sophie and Carol on BOTS, not watching that

[Lee.]

Well that was 100% cringey! :bored:

[Pete.]

The credits - wtf is up with the statue lol

[Alf]

Jasmine's gonna burn herself out to early.

Thought Sam came away from this episode on top.

[Brother Leon]

First HL show is usually ****, but that was great lol

[Rob!]

They're digging up Michael Jackson?

[Pete.]

Carols come to slay BOTP

[JTM45]

They're digging up Michael Jackson?

He'll probably look better after a few years underground.:hugesmile:

[Natalie.]

Jasmine :love:

[JTM45]

McGiffin was such a sore loser!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Get Lionel out, what a bore