What Hms would make good' neighbours' vid

[erinp5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtgqEbwYink
XtgqEbwYink

[Jezzy]

I haven't watched the vid, but I think these people would be good neighbours:

Dappy, because there's no party without Dappy.

Tulisa, because the police would be too busy with them to bother with me.

If Tulisa doesn't count, and she probably shouldn't, then I would like a neighbour like Ollie, to gawp at, but not for conversation.

How any can I have? Dappy, Ollie, Lionel and the Essex girl ;)