Squatty Potty

[lostalex]

So i just got mine today. Does anyone else have a squatty potty?

I've only tried it once so far, was a little uncomfortable, but everything went smoothly. I think after a few weeks it will feel more natural.

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BobbySquat.jpg

[Jords]

What? D:

[lostalex]

What? D:

http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/home-02.jpg
http://www.infomercial-hell.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/squatty-potty-bags.jpg
http://www.biorelief.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/n/anorectalangle_1.jpg

[Jessica.]

Most people are very uneducated about pooping, you are not even supposed to push when it's coming out.

Not that I have any experience with that since girls don't poop, but that's a fun fact.

[thesheriff443]

alex talking sh*te again:joker:

[lostalex]

alex talking sh*te again:joker:


eating, s**ting, and ******ing, what else is a body good for? It's the fundamentals :)

[thesheriff443]

eating, s**ting, and ******ing, what else is a body good for? It's the fundamentals :)

remind me not to invite you to a dinner party:joker:

[lostalex]

remind me not to invite you to a dinner party:joker:

I wish I lived in the UK, seriously I'd put together a TiBB "come dine with me". It would be awesome.

You, Me, Jesus, Livia and Kizzy. It would be epic.

[thesheriff443]

I wish I lived in the UK, seriously I'd put together a TiBB come dine with me. It would be awesome.

You, Me, Jesus, Livia and Kizzy. It would be epic.

it would be good!

[Livia]

I wish I lived in the UK, seriously I'd put together a TiBB "come dine with me". It would be awesome.

You, Me, Jesus, Livia and Kizzy. It would be epic.

Could be an interesting evening... so long as you're cooking, Alex.

[Black Dagger]

I can honestly say, I don't think investing in a 'squatty potty' sounds like a great deal to me.

[Kazanne]

I heard somewhere that Princess Diana used that method to poo.

[Z]

:o I've never heard of that before

[Jords]

Imagine when your friends want to use the toilet :joker:

"Oh yes we have a squatty potty you can use. It delievers a perfect anorectal angle so your poop just falls out" :hugesmile:

[Z]

Imagine when your friends want to use the toilet :joker:

"Oh yes we have a squatty potty you can use. It delievers a perfect anorectal angle so your poop just falls out" :hugesmile:

LOL I can't even imagine saying that sentence! I'm really intrigued by this though, kind of want to buy one, something I'll invest in when I eventually have my own place!

[Livia]

It's just the little footstool thing, right? Presumably you can use one and then hide it, so the world doesn't know how quirky you are.

[Z]

I want a squatty potty

[Kizzy]

Could be an interesting evening... so long as you're cooking, Alex.

Yes you stay in the kitchen alex, let the grown ups chat :laugh:

[T*]

I read about this ages ago, I'd like one (which sounds weird)

[Cherry Christmas]

Just amazing how generations have managed to poop for centuries with no ill effects. The squatty potty man will be sheeting money once this takes off.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Can't imagine it'd be too tricky and make one of these for yourself

[In the Drunk Tank]

Alternatively you can buy a nice wooden one here for the meagre sum of £52

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/160986869451?lpid=83&device=c&adtype=pla&crdt=0&ff3=1&ff11=ICEP3.0.0&ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=83

[Kizzy]

A 9 roll pack of andrex would prob work?...

[lostalex]

So i've had it for almost a week now, and i can say I'm sticking with it. Everything just seems to fall out, no pushing or squirming or waiting... I'm loving it.

The only downside is it positions my dick more upward, and when I poo sometimes pee comes out too, so i have to be careful to hold my dick downwards so i don't pee on the floor, but other than that it's really good.

[Jessica.]

So i've had it for almost a week now, and i can say I'm sticking with it. Everything just seems to fall out, no pushing or squirming or waiting... I'm loving it.

The only downside is it positions my dick more upward, and when I poo sometimes pee comes out too, so i have to be careful to hold my dick downwards so i don't pee on the floor, but other than that it's really good.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[lostalex]

Just amazing how generations have managed to poop for centuries with no ill effects. The squatty potty man will be sheeting money once this takes off.

and most of those generations were squatting, not sitting...

sitting style western toilets have only been common for about 100 years. that's a tiny amount of time in the history of the human race, and it's only for westerners. The natural position is clearly squatting. Try it and you'll see. I'm telling you, i have not had to "push" at all since i started using it.

You can feel how natural it is when you use it, it literally just falls out.

I know it sounds like I'm getting paid to advertise this, but i'm really not. I'm not getting a dime, I'm just reporting my experience.

It's a really simple design, you can build your own if you don't want to buy one.

[Cherry Christmas]

and most of those generations were squatting, not sitting...

sitting style western toilets have only been common for about 100 years. that's a tiny amount of time in the history of the human race, and it's only for westerners. The natural position is clearly squatting. Try it and you'll see. I'm telling you, i have not had to "push" at all since i started using it.

You can feel how natural it is when you use it, it literally just falls out.

I know it sounds like I'm getting paid to advertise this, but i'm really not. I'm not getting a dime, I'm just reporting my experience.

It's a really simple design, you can build your own if you don't want to buy one.

:suspect: you sure you didn't invent this?

okay Alex I believe you will give it a try..

[lostalex]

:suspect: you sure you didn't invent this?

okay Alex I believe you will give it a try..

you won't regret it., report back when you try it. :)

[Z]

This honestly fascinates me so much