Scottish words

[Benjamin]

A fortnight!

Yes a fortnight??? Is that a Scottish word or something? It means two weeks


Lee I love you :love:

[Lee.]

I'm crying!!

[Smithy]

what

[Josy]

Aye

[Gstar]

"he gives me the boke"

[Gstar]

"just a wee bit better"

[Z]

We all get ripped for our Scottishness on here but you all need to remember that three of the admins are Scottish :fist:

[King Gizzard]

I heard rope is a scottish word

[King Gizzard]

okay i made that up

[Z]

okay i made that up

Nah it's the Scottish word for "violent sexual crime"

[Z]

For example, Lee's autocorrect often ropes the English language

[Firewire]

don't make fun of the scottish we will stab you in your sleep

[Firewire]

probably with a bucky bottle

[Z]

am gonnae pump yer maaaaaaaawwww
am gonnae break yer jaaaaaaaaawwww

[Firewire]

am gonnae pump yer maaaaaaaawwww
am gonnae break yer jaaaaaaaaawwww

**** up ya dobber

[Z]

**** up ya dobber

you're a gob****e, am gonnae dae a jobby in yer jeely piece

[Smithy]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b77ef39c5171fb55db80a4b41b45ab02/tumblr_inline_my0vzs28K71qd5am8.gif

[Firewire]

i wouldn't change the fact i'm scottish for anything tbh

[Firewire]

although NO to independence

[Z]

i wouldn't change the fact i'm scottish for anything tbh

although NO to independence

:worship:

[King Gizzard]

fitbaw

[King Gizzard]

gonnae no

[King Gizzard]

dunnae kin

[Kizzy]

Why is everyone in Scotland called jimmy?

[Z]

fitbaw

It's fitba where I'm from.

Fa - who
Fit - what
Far - where
How - why
Fan - when
Foo - how

[King Gizzard]

hairy baw sac

[King Gizzard]

Everyone in Scotland is called Stuart, Kiz

[Firewire]

hairy baw sac

it's bawbag

[seanraff07]

Whit ye's oan aboot ye pure rid necks?

[Z]

My mum always laughs because all three of her sons have best friends called Callum/Calum

[Z]

hairy baw sac

I call my mum mawsack

[Firewire]

Whit ye's oan aboot ye pure rid necks?

i love "rid necks" it's one of my favourite terms :love:

[Z]

Alistair McLeod
Callum Michie
Sandy Johnstone
Jimmy Gordon
Billy MacIlroy

just listing some probably real Scottish people I've never met before

[seanraff07]

?v=scNLfr1EP08

Here you that will be right, here you BOLT YER NUGGET :dance:

[seanraff07]

Don't geez any yer ****e, a pumped yer maw last niiiight

[Z]

I like calling people space cadets

[Firewire]

Alistair McLeod
Callum Michie
Sandy Johnstone
Jimmy Gordon
Billy MacIlroy

just listing some probably real Scottish people I've never met before

Gay Boy is another one too

[King Gizzard]

Pat McGroin

[Z]

My brother used to get called Sandy, Zander, Eck or Alec by my granny when she was alive, used to drive him mad :laugh:

[seanraff07]

I love being Scottish

[Z]

I wouldn't want to be any other nationality :love:

[Firewire]

My brother used to get called Sandy, Zander, Eck or Alec by my granny when she was alive, used to drive him mad :laugh:

when i was in first year people used to say to me

"geez a rubber johnny"

:nono:

[Z]

when i was in first year people used to say to me

"geez a rubber johnny"

:nono:

:laugh3: aw you poor thing! I just get a lot about "got anything nice and greasy for me, Greg?" like yes very good there's a bakery called Gregg's SHUT IT

[Jessica.]

I knew a Scottish man called John Johnston, one time he sat on a stool in a bar and his kilt rode up and he flashed everyone.

[Firewire]

:laugh3: aw you poor thing! I just get a lot about "got anything nice and greasy for me, Greg?" like yes very good there's a bakery called Gregg's SHUT IT

i went to see the lights get switched on at george square and michelle mcmanus was on stage and she was dressed in panto character and she said "boys and girls, do you know who my best friend is?" and some guy shouted "greggs"

i was screaming :laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/member.php?u=67976

[Josy]

I love being Scottish

ITS ****E BEING SCOTTISH!!!!!!!!


http://25.media.tumblr.com/e581c8e1257ba9914c6b8861b3cc8ef0/tumblr_mq1vh0nvy81svtcjzo1_500.jpg

not really

[Firewire]

I knew a Scottish man called John Johnston, one time he sat on a stool in a bar and his kilt rode up and he flashed everyone.

scottish people only wear kilts at weddings we don't wear them all the time

AND WE ALL ****ING HATE BAGPIPES

[Z]

I knew a Scottish man called John Johnston, one time he sat on a stool in a bar and his kilt rode up and he flashed everyone.

:laugh3: I have a friend with that name

i went to see the lights get switched on at george square and michelle mcmanus was on stage and she was dressed in panto character and she said "boys and girls, do you know who my best friend is?" and some guy shouted "greggs"

i was screaming :laugh2:

LOL! :laugh2:!!!

[Firewire]

I know a man called Donald McDonald. He used to work with my dad. I couldn't believe that was his name. I'm not even joking, Donald McDonald.

[Jessica.]

scottish people only wear kilts at weddings we don't wear them all the time

AND WE ALL ****ING HATE BAGPIPES

I know that, but he wore one for some event in town. :joker:

[Z]

I live really close to George Square, I swear one of these days we're going to bump into each other Jonathan!

[Firewire]

I know that, but he wore one for some event in town. :joker:

i thought you were joking :o

[T*]

Guys IM QUARTER SCOTTISH ACCEPT MEEEEEE

[Josy]

I know a man called Donald McDonald. He used to work with my dad. I couldn't believe that was his name. I'm not even joking, Donald McDonald.

I went all through primary school with a guy called Ronald McDonald, I'm not even joking.

Everyone used to think they were hilarious when they said they went to his house for lunch.

[Firewire]

I live really close to George Square, I swear one of these days we're going to bump into each other Jonathan!

I'm surprised we haven't yet, although I haven't been in town for a while since finishing Uni for Christmas. We will one day!

Which DiMaggio's do you work in? The one on Renfrew Street? Because if so I drive past there when I drive home from town!

[Firewire]

Guys IM QUARTER SCOTTISH ACCEPT MEEEEEE

nope full scottish or ****

[Firewire]

that was g-t-f-o

[Firewire]

I went all through primary school with a guy called Ronald McDonald, I'm not even joking.

Everyone used to think they were hilarious when they said they went to his house for lunch.

Isn't he the McDonald's mascot? :laugh:

[Jessica.]

They only censored that because of Patrick years ago, Josy needs to get that sorted.

[Me. I Am Salman]

My friend's dad is originally Scottish but now has a Cockney accent

[Z]

I'm surprised we haven't yet, although I haven't been in town for a while since finishing Uni for Christmas. We will one day!

Which DiMaggio's do you work in? The one on Renfrew Street? Because if so I drive past there when I drive home from town!

Ah it was in the office above the one in Royal Exchange Square but I don't work there anymore! I live up at the top end of Merchant City, let's meet up and take fabulous selfies :love:

[Firewire]

My friend's dad is originally Scottish but now has a Cockney accent

traitor

[Me. I Am Salman]

Lmao

[Z]

My friend's dad is originally Scottish but now has a Cockney accent

My friend's dad is Scottish but lived in Cyprus for a few years when he was growing and came back with a Cockney accent... and married an Irish woman... and their daughter (my friend) has a Scottish accent. The mind boggles.

[Firewire]

Ah it was in the office above the one in Royal Exchange Square but I don't work there anymore! I live up at the top end of Merchant City, let's meet up and take fabulous selfies :love:

ohhhh! i see!

definitely :love:

[Jessica.]

If Jonathan goes to your house he can tell everyone he had lunch in Gregg's

[Me. I Am Salman]

His second name was Prigg and everyone used to rip him apart, is that Scottish

[Z]

If Jonathan goes to your house he can tell everyone he had lunch in Gregg's

:D

[Firewire]

If Jonathan goes to your house he can tell everyone he had lunch in Gregg's

That wouldn't be shocking, there's Greggs everywhere in Glasgow.

[seanraff07]

Guaranteed that if there was ever a TiBB pub crawl we'd be the last ***** standing.

[Firewire]

His second name was Prigg and everyone used to rip him apart, is that Scottish

Sounds like a Victorian name

[Z]

Josy, Lee, Firewire, seanraff07, Zee, Claymores, James and lily are in the pub. It's 2.19pm. They started drinking three days ago. Fifteen TiBB users died on the second day. All were English. :fist:

[Jessica.]

btw if you really are gonna meet Greg make sure to keep the emergency services on speed dial and maybe animal control and environmental protection services, you know, just for safety. Also you might want to wear a surgical mask and gloves if you are going to be in a close proximity for a prolonged period of time.

[T*]

http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/p/pepsi.gif :umm2:http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/326/7/3/_irn_bru__by_Fenris_the_Red_Wolf.gif

WHICH ONE DO I CHOOSE

[Z]

btw if you really are gonna meet Greg make sure to keep the emergency services on speed dial and maybe animal control and environmental protection services, you know, just for safety. Also you might want to wear a surgical mask and gloves if you are going to be in a close proximity for a prolonged period of time.

:joker: Yeah you might wanna bring breathing apparatus and a hazmat suit Jonathan

[Jessica.]

Here's Jonathan getting off the tube to meet Greg.
http://puu.sh/6hPsP.jpg

[seanraff07]

Edinburgh Zoo...

http://megalawlz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-cat-smashin-dog-bucky-pictures.jpg

[T*]

:joker: Yeah you might wanna bring breathing apparatus and a hazmat suit Jonathan

Yes, Zee has the Mexican jumping crabs. :joker:

[Firewire]

:joker: Yeah you might wanna bring breathing apparatus and a hazmat suit Jonathan

An inhaler should be enough, as long as our genitals don't touch

[Z]

Crabs are 2012's news, 2014 is all about the glandular fever and my infectious saliva :dazzler:

[King Gizzard]

al knock you oot ya wee bastard

[Jessica.]

Yes, Zee has the Mexican jumping crabs. :joker:

:nono: That was uncalled for, he is no longer a habitat to other beings, for the moment.

[Firewire]

Here's Jonathan getting off the tube to meet Greg.
http://puu.sh/6hPsP.jpg

It's called a subway here and I don't need to use it

[Josy]

al knock you oot ya wee bastard

:joker::joker::joker:

[Firewire]

al knock you oot ya wee bastard

that's a belter

[Z]

See you sonny jim

[Z]

That's pure Weegie everything's pure mwi

[seanraff07]

Does this wee beauty exist outwith Scotland either?

http://gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/frosty1.jpg

[Firewire]

Scottish people are stereotyped so wrongly

[Z]

Does this wee beauty exist outwith Scotland either?

http://gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/frosty1.jpg

I feel 14 again

[Jessica.]

See you sonny jim

D: That reminds me of Freddie/Halfwit, he always used to say "I don't think so sonny jim"..

[seanraff07]

That's pure Weegie everything's pure mwi

Hefty mwi sir

[Z]

Scottish people are stereotyped so wrongly

I have haggis on pizza, I am a raging stereotype

[Firewire]

Does this wee beauty exist outwith Scotland either?

http://gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/frosty1.jpg

I didn't know this existed in Scotland

[Firewire]

I have haggis on pizza, I am a raging stereotype

that's barkin

[Z]

by ra way a wis doon i Cellic Park

[Jessica.]

What does haggis even taste like?

[Firewire]

by ra way a wis doon i Cellic Park

yeez git pumped get it right UP YE

[King Gizzard]

that's a belter
Josy told me to say that

[Z]

What does haggis even taste like?

Just kinda like oatmeal stuffing with some spices through it, essentially. It's not spicy it's just a bit tangy I guess, it's savoury. I really like it.

[Firewire]

What does haggis even taste like?

It's difficult to describe. It's quite spicy.

[seanraff07]

I didn't know this existed in Scotland

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-y4o-oy0SbTM/Tq_zQu2jibI/AAAAAAAAXWQ/ZN3YHFWMgeM/s1600/Noel%25252BGallagher%25252Bgif%25252Bschifato.gif

[Z]

yeez git pumped get it right UP YE

Stond frey wherever way may bay way are the famous Oberdayn

[T*]

I have haggis on pizza, I am a raging stereotype

D: :vomit:

[Josy]

Does this wee beauty exist outwith Scotland either?

http://gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/frosty1.jpg

Reeks like an alkys carpet

[Jessica.]

Just kinda like oatmeal stuffing with some spices through it, essentially. It's not spicy it's just a bit tangy I guess, it's savoury. I really like it.

Oh, that doesn't sound too bad at all, I think it's annoying how some people make certain foods out to be disgusting without even tasting them..

[King Gizzard]

He got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle

[Z]

Oh, that doesn't sound too bad at all, I think it's annoying how some people make certain foods out to be disgusting without even tasting them..

Yeah people are like "IT'S A SHEEP'S STOMACH OMG!" which isn't true at all, it's traditionally prepared inside a sheep's stomach but you don't eat that...

[Firewire]

Oh, that doesn't sound too bad at all, I think it's annoying how some people make certain foods out to be disgusting without even tasting them..

I've only ever tasted it once. It wasn't disgusting it just isn't something is choose to eat.

[Z]

He got a face like a dug lickin pish aff a nettle

:laugh3:

Aye at loun's got a face like a skelped airse so he does

[seanraff07]

Haggis isny bad at all.

It isny hawf as gid as a hoat bowl eh Stovies but :love:

[Firewire]

:laugh3:

Aye at loun's got a face like a skelped airse so he does

She's been skelpt way the ugly stick

[T*]

Oh, that doesn't sound too bad at all, I think it's annoying how some people make certain foods out to be disgusting without even tasting them..

I've had it and I've also eaten ******s (the food :joker:)
EDIT- ITS NOT LETTING ME SAY FA GGOT

[Lee.]

Haggis pakora : love:

[Jessica.]

http://vocaroo.com/ one of the Scottish people needs to say the things Nathan is typing out loud.

[Kizzy]

:laugh3: aw you poor thing! I just get a lot about "got anything nice and greasy for me, Greg?" like yes very good there's a bakery called Gregg's SHUT IT

Yeah ma lorne sausage ya wee bawbag!

Should have said that... I'd have made a good rough Scottish man from the 1970s

[Jessica.]

Haggis pakora : love:

Do you have it every fortnight?

[Z]

Haggis pakora : love:

All I want right now is a night out that ends with a trip to an Indian for some haggis pakora, there's a specific place I've got in my head and everything, it's just up from the pub I go to with my friends on a Wednesday night in Glasgow :(

[Jessica.]

I've had it and I've also eaten ******s (the food :joker:)

ok

[Lee.]

Do you have it every fortnight?

:laugh: no I like to have it twice a fortnight

[Z]

http://vocaroo.com/ one of the Scottish people needs to say the things Nathan is typing out loud.

I would but I'm at home and in the same room as my mum :laugh: I'll do it on Monday or Tuesday if this thread's still alive then

Yeah ma lorne sausage ya wee bawbag!

Should have said that... I'd have made a good rough Scottish man from the 1970s

:laugh2:

[T*]

ok

it's not letting me say fa ggots

[King Gizzard]

Yiv been cocked mare times than Elmer Fudd's gun so ye have

[Z]

BOABY!

She's hud mare cockends than weekends!

[Firewire]

a love a good boaby

[Z]

did ye get a wee disco winch up the town the night?

[Lee.]

I used to work with a girl that called sex "getting boabed" lol.. It really makes me laugh..

Like if I went into work in the morning and said I was tired she'd say " aye! I'll bet you been up aw night gittin boabed!" :joker:

[Josy]

I used to work with a girl that called sex "getting boabed" lol.. It really makes me laugh..

Like if I went into work in the morning and said I was tired she'd say " aye! I'll bet you been up aw night gittin boabed!" :joker:

:joker::joker:

[Firewire]

did ye get a wee disco winch up the town the night?

pumpt her rotten

[Z]

Bunch a mad shaggers!

[seanraff07]

I've recorded me saying one of them but have no idea how to save/upload it

[Josy]

I've recorded me saying one of them but have no idea how to save/upload it

Try soundcloud

[Josy]

Bunch a mad shaggers!

am gonnae chib ye

[Z]

Right ya big winchers I'm aff to ma bed

[Z]

am gonnae chib ye

aw dinna pal

[Firewire]

Right ya big winchers I'm aff to ma bed

same workin the morra bye ya useless bastards

[seanraff07]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180uU2so51h

[Josy]

aw dinna pal

:joker:

Night ya walloper

[Lee.]

http://i.imgur.com/cGAztRM.jpg

[seanraff07]

Was pretty ****e as I'm trying not to wake up the house :laugh:

[Lee.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180uU2so51h

:laugh2:

[Josy]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180uU2so51h

:joker::joker:

[Lee.]

Was pretty ****e as I'm trying not to wake up the house :laugh:

I was just about to say you can totally tell you're not home alone !! :laugh:

[Lee.]

Right ya big winchers I'm aff to ma bed

Away n pit yer massive heid on yer massive pillae

[King Gizzard]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180uU2so51h cheeky

[Josy]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s526x296/994400_488681324586494_230598386_n.jpg

[King Gizzard]

cheeky bam

[Kate!]

This thread :laugh:

[Ammi]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180uU2so51h

...:joker:...(I have no idea what you said..)...

[Jessica.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s180uU2so51h

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Alf]

pDJflQfNUE8

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[Z]

This thread is still frigging hilarious

[Firewire]

am howling

[Firewire]

geez a swatch a yer fanny

[Z]

:laugh3:

aw how no it's pure quality

[Z]

a want a tussle wae your cheesy muscle

[thesheriff443]

its a cold wind that blows.