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Jake.
13-01-2014, 07:08 PM
'The Celebrity Big Brother house was thrown into turmoil this afternoon when a suspicious brown stain was found on one of the towels.

An unsuspecting Lee Ryan was first to lay his hands on the garment after having a shower, but quickly discovered the foul-smelling smear.

"There's a towel and it has poo all over it," Jasmine told the housemates in the garden.

"Poo?" Sam Faiers replied. "Poo?"

"He's just used it to clean himself in the shower," Jasmine said. "He smelled it! Yeah!"

Dappy was horrified and said that the offender needs to own up, while Sam puzzled: "Who would wipe their bum with a towel? That's not poo, that's mud."

Jasmine later brought the towel out for the housemates to investigate, with Dappy giving it a good sniff and confirming: "That's poo."

As the housemates wondered who could be responsible, Dappy decided to give it another smell and decided that it might actually be mud, with Sam saying hopefully: "It's mud, isn't it? It's just a stale towel with mud. Surely."

Soon, the celebrities were forced to tell Dappy to stop sniffing the stain, with Jasmine saying: "You're going to get pinkeye."

Even though he repeated his belief that it was mud, Luisa Zissman sighed: "Who would do that on the towel? I swear, some people are animals."

Lionel Blair, meanwhile, seemed disgusted by the whole scene as Luisa said: "It probably was Jim."

Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.

Read more: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s150/celebrity-big-brother/news/a543697/celebrity-big-brother-house-in-poo-smeared-towel-scandal.html#ixzz2qJLUdXJt'

Saph
13-01-2014, 07:09 PM
:laugh2:

Jord
13-01-2014, 07:16 PM
"It was probably Jim" :laugh:

HD
13-01-2014, 07:17 PM
Linda mistook a towel for a napkin.

Jake.
13-01-2014, 07:20 PM
Linda mistook a towel for a napkin.

:laugh3:

Kazanne
13-01-2014, 07:22 PM
Linda mistook a towel for a napkin.

She should have wiped her mouth with it as she talks enough shyte

Josy
13-01-2014, 07:22 PM
Luisa wiped her mouth with it :idc:

Jake.
13-01-2014, 07:23 PM
Josy stealing HD's joke :idc:

HD
13-01-2014, 07:25 PM
Luisa wiped her mouth with it :idc:

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsK/66955-14808.gif

Josy stealing HD's joke :idc:

Alf
13-01-2014, 07:26 PM
http://pintester.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/IMG_2133.jpg

Samm
13-01-2014, 07:26 PM
:laugh2: can't wait for this,hopefully it will be another Dawn and the BO towel

Kazanne
13-01-2014, 07:27 PM
Luisa wiped her mouth with it :idc:

Another one who talks a load of crap

chuff me dizzy
13-01-2014, 07:30 PM
'The Celebrity Big Brother house was thrown into turmoil this afternoon when a suspicious brown stain was found on one of the towels.

An unsuspecting Lee Ryan was first to lay his hands on the garment after having a shower, but quickly discovered the foul-smelling smear.

"There's a towel and it has poo all over it," Jasmine told the housemates in the garden.

"Poo?" Sam Faiers replied. "Poo?"

"He's just used it to clean himself in the shower," Jasmine said. "He smelled it! Yeah!"

Dappy was horrified and said that the offender needs to own up, while Sam puzzled: "Who would wipe their bum with a towel? That's not poo, that's mud."

Jasmine later brought the towel out for the housemates to investigate, with Dappy giving it a good sniff and confirming: "That's poo."

As the housemates wondered who could be responsible, Dappy decided to give it another smell and decided that it might actually be mud, with Sam saying hopefully: "It's mud, isn't it? It's just a stale towel with mud. Surely."

Soon, the celebrities were forced to tell Dappy to stop sniffing the stain, with Jasmine saying: "You're going to get pinkeye."

Even though he repeated his belief that it was mud, Luisa Zissman sighed: "Who would do that on the towel? I swear, some people are animals."

Lionel Blair, meanwhile, seemed disgusted by the whole scene as Luisa said: "It probably was Jim."

Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.

Read more: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s150/celebrity-big-brother/news/a543697/celebrity-big-brother-house-in-poo-smeared-towel-scandal.html#ixzz2qJLUdXJt'

Shes one nasty bitch why blame jim .

Kazanne
13-01-2014, 07:32 PM
Shes one nasty bitch why blame jim .

Probably because it was HER Chuff:hugesmile:

Kazanne
13-01-2014, 07:33 PM
http://pintester.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/IMG_2133.jpg

That's a womans:devil:

MTVN
13-01-2014, 07:33 PM
Jasmine must have been using it as a handkerchief

Josy
13-01-2014, 07:37 PM
Jasmine must have been using it as a handkerchief

:fist:

T*
13-01-2014, 08:00 PM
Stop stealing each others jokes :joker: