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Withano
19-01-2014, 12:05 AM
You can still be a genius if you score 60% under average in an General knowledge test


You can still be hung if theres a photoshopped picture on the internet

You can still be 'not an aggressive' person if you've been convicted of assault

You can still have millions of fans if you believe in your own bull****

Its like somebody told a piece a **** that you can be whatever you want.. so he decided he was going to tell everybody he was a rainbow.. But everyone knew he was still just a piece of **** who was also deluded

MeMyselfAndI
19-01-2014, 12:07 AM
He seems like a nice guy too me, just a little crazy at times

Withano
19-01-2014, 12:08 AM
And can somebody tell me what being streetwise actually means. Is it just looking both ways before you cross the road? Just generally being a gangster? Or is there an actual academia skill to it?

MeMyselfAndI
19-01-2014, 12:12 AM
It means like knowing the world really.
Some booksmart people, know barely anything

MeMyselfAndI
19-01-2014, 12:12 AM
It means like knowing the world really.
Some booksmart people, know barely anything

Withano
19-01-2014, 12:14 AM
It means like knowing the world really.
Some booksmart people, know barely anything

He can't point out India on the map, he's just one big contradiction.

MeMyselfAndI
19-01-2014, 12:15 AM
I don't know where India is either

lostalex
19-01-2014, 12:15 AM
having a big dick makes you identify with the black community.

Munchkins
19-01-2014, 12:16 AM
Hes such a hypocrite saying luisas kids should be ashamed, yet hes being just as horny in there etc, licking Luias nipple moaning and things.. how will his kids feel? well probably not too great if they speak out of line considering he openly admitted to rubbing pepper on his kids tounges as punishment

Brother Leon
19-01-2014, 12:19 AM
You can make something of yourself regardless of what people may judge you as at first appearance. A good role model for these hood youths who think shottin' drugs will make them a Million.

Munchkins
19-01-2014, 12:20 AM
But i do think in the genuine deep conversations he has with people such as Linda last night he comes across nice.

CaudleHalbard
19-01-2014, 12:22 AM
having a big dick makes you identify with the black community.

That photo is Photoshopped! :D

There are loads of fake pics like that on the web of male celebs.

Josy
19-01-2014, 12:48 AM
He seems like a nice guy too me, just a little crazy at times

I agree with this.

And yes he does have a past but so does everyone else.

Videostar
19-01-2014, 01:21 AM
You can still be a genius if you score 60% under average in an General knowledge test


You can still be hung if theres a photoshopped picture on the internet

You can still be 'not an aggressive' person if you've been convicted of assault

You can still have millions of fans if you believe in your own bull****

Its like somebody told a piece a **** that you can be whatever you want.. so he decided he was going to tell everybody he was a rainbow.. But everyone knew he was still just a piece of **** who was also deluded

It could be worse, he could be a loud mouth childish fool... like Luisa.

Withano
19-01-2014, 01:35 AM
It could be worse, he could be a loud mouth childish fool... like Luisa.

He is also these things!

Videostar
19-01-2014, 01:37 AM
He is also these things!

Indeed, but yet you like Luisa but not him.

lostalex
19-01-2014, 01:44 AM
Luisa is a fierce bitch. love her.

Withano
19-01-2014, 01:53 AM
Indeed, but yet you like Luisa but not him.

Thats not the reason I dislike him.. But I can see why it could be a reason others may use..

Videostar
19-01-2014, 01:59 AM
Thats not the reason I dislike him.. But I can see why it could be a reason others may use..

Theres many reasons to dislike him if im being honest. :joker:

Z
19-01-2014, 11:53 AM
Something tells me you might feel slightly negative feelings towards Dappy, Withano? :laugh:

Cherie
19-01-2014, 12:13 PM
He seems like a nice guy too me, just a little crazy at times

I have warmed to him, he does have a nice side, even if he is a bit deluded at times.

smeagol
19-01-2014, 03:54 PM
he is a try hard. no one really believes they are seeing the real dappy surely.

he is trying so hard to be liked its sickly to see.

Lee.
19-01-2014, 03:57 PM
I cannot stand him.. But I will admit I don't dislike him as much as I did in

I don't think I've learnt anything.. Apart from Ndubz seem even ****tier now than they used to :)

Glenn.
19-01-2014, 04:27 PM
I still dislike him. To me it's all front. Let's face it, the minute he went in it was all 'I'm here to change peoples views on me because the tabloids have painted me a monster"
He's just keeping up the face he's been told to by his management.

He seems like a stupid teenager to me. Giving it all I'm more intelligent than luisa and losing etc

My opinion of him hasn't changed in the slightest. Still a moronic chav in my eyes.

MarcusMel
19-01-2014, 04:39 PM
I thought this was going to have positive thoughts about Dappy.
For example; you don't have to have a lot of general knowledge to have a successful music career.

When you argue be sure of your facts and don't argue emotionally it could come back and bite you in the arse.

You can forgive and forget and get on and have fun.

But no - all I read is .... well you can read it yourselves.

Alf
19-01-2014, 04:41 PM
http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/drikvt.gif

Brother Leon
19-01-2014, 04:59 PM
Clanking your teeth in a woman's ear results in you having a "romp" with her the next day.

Jezzy
19-01-2014, 09:58 PM
I'll tell you what Dappy has taught us.

That it's not all that difficult for inter-generational friendships to be built.

That he has respect for people like Liz Jones who would probably slag him off all over her column had she not met him....I genuinely hope she doesn't (speculation, I know, dodgy)

That although he is not book smart, he has STILL managed to rap himself into a career and a huge fanbase...that takes some doing.

That it's still acceptable to be perfectly nice to people and to want to be a peacemaker.

Of course he has negative traits, but this is not the thread for that.

Jezzy
19-01-2014, 10:40 PM
No takers? :P

Brother Leon
19-01-2014, 10:41 PM
I'll tell you what Dappy has taught us.

That it's not all that difficult for inter-generational friendships to be built.

That he has respect for people like Liz Jones who would probably slag him off all over her column had she not met him....I genuinely hope she doesn't (speculation, I know, dodgy)

That although he is not book smart, he has STILL managed to rap himself into a career and a huge fanbase...that takes some doing.

That it's still acceptable to be perfectly nice to people and to want to be a peacemaker.

Of course he has negative traits, but this is not the thread for that.

Don't be silly. He's just a twat. Nothing else matters :idc:

Jezzy
19-01-2014, 10:43 PM
Don't be silly. He's just a twat. Nothing else matters :idc:

Haha, he is your favourite because he is a twat?

Awww, there's more to him. I'd rather he came and looked after my fictional Granny than Lee or Luisa :)

Brother Leon
19-01-2014, 10:51 PM
I wasn't being fully serious. I just find him funny and fairly harmless. I don't even find him that cringey really. I suppose he can be to people who haven't known people like that much in every day life :laugh:

Even in the Luisa argument where most labeled him a twat, I found him hilarious barking his school grades while following her etc.

Jezzy
19-01-2014, 10:55 PM
I wasn't being fully serious. I just find him funny and fairly harmless. I don't even find him that cringey really. I suppose he can be to people who haven't known people like that much in every day life :laugh:

Even in the Luisa argument where most labeled him a twat, I found him hilarious barking his school grades while following her etc.

I know, and I guess I think of him as an endearing twat more than anything :) He;s like a few of my son's friends :P