Funniest Jim comment yet?

[Kate!]

"I could die!"

In a completely deadpan voice after BB asked him about the housemates partying ....

I'm crying laughing at this.

[Livia]

I liked, "You lie like a cheap watch".

[Jordan.]

if only

[Vanessa]

He comes up with the best one liners! Had me in stiches tonight. :laugh3::laugh3:

[Vanessa]

I liked, "You lie like a cheap watch".

:joker:

[Vanessa]

"I could die!"

In a completely deadpan voice after BB asked him about the housemates partying ....

I'm crying laughing at this.

How could your eveing improve? I could die! :laugh:

[Daniel.]

I haven;t found anything he says funny :shrug:

For the tru one liner kings, look at Derek and Kemal from BB6 :dazzler:

[Munchkins]

Him and Casey's segment rehearsing was good lol

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

[Kazanne]

I liked, "You lie like a cheap watch".

love this from him today
10.34am: Jim is considering his chances of winning CBB. "A couple more arguments, a bit of undercover sex, I'll take this." #b

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Cherie]

I haven;t found anything he says funny :shrug:

For the tru one liner kings, look at Derek and Kemal from BB6 :dazzler:

Most of the show is Luisa and Jim sparking off each other, and you hate it? who would she spark off if Jim wasn't there, no HLs for Luisa.

[Vanessa]

love this from him today
10.34am: Jim is considering his chances of winning CBB. "A couple more arguments, a bit of undercover sex, I'll take this." #b

:laugh3:

[joeysteele]

He has made some great one liners,I am actually finding his grumpiness and being miserable funny as well.

[Kazanne]

He has made some great one liners,I am actually finding his grumpiness and being miserable funny as well.

It's the best part Joey and I so wish BB would let him do some stand up,it would be hilarious

[Kate!]

He has made some great one liners,I am actually finding his grumpiness and being miserable funny as well.

This. Him and Luisa are making the show for me.

[Vanessa]

This. Him and Luisa are making the show for me.

They do spark off each other very well.

[joeysteele]

I 100% agree Kazanne,*Kate* and Vanessa.

[flamingGalah!]

He is brilliant, makes me actually laugh out loud :joker:

[Jake.]

I love how miserable he is, I don't see how people can say he hasn't brought something to this series

[Kate!]

Yes :D

[Kate!]

They should play Heaven knows I'm miserable now by the Smiths when he walks out.

[Videostar]

if only

And I get accused of being nasty.

[Vanessa]

They should play Heaven knows I'm miserable now by the Smiths when he walks out.

:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

"I could die!"

In a completely deadpan voice after BB asked him about the housemates partying ....

I'm crying laughing at this.

Jim's a very good Housemate, but despite what Jim fans think he will always lose morally to any Housemate in the house when he constantly behaves like a miserable bastard that keeps ruining everyone else's fun, and am I the only one that picked up on "dancing to music is a girl thing" as quite a derogatory comment? It was funny but why aren't the Moral Police picking up on it like they do with Dappy, Luisa, Linda, and Lee whenever they do something wrong? Very interesting that is.

[MarcusMel]

I wish I could find them funny like you do!

[Kizzy]

They should play Heaven knows I'm miserable now by the Smiths when he walks out.

:joker: :joker: *prays*

[Seraphim]

Him and Casey's segment rehearsing was good lol

I agree - it was fabby, and her routine was great thanks to his input, as was his compere slot. All his judges comments were encouraging and really from the heart.

[Sophiee]

I thought the funniest was to linda 'enjoy your stir-fry, I hope it gives you the ****s'
that was the only one I've ever laughed at :laugh:.

[Vanessa]

I thought the funniest was to linda 'enjoy your stir-fry, I hope it gives you the ****s'
that was the only one I've ever laughed at :laugh:.

:laugh3:

[jackc1806]

Didn't think id like him or find him funny, but I do! His one liners are great!

[Z]

Jim's a very good Housemate, but despite what Jim fans think he will always lose morally to any Housemate in the house when he constantly behaves like a miserable bastard that keeps ruining everyone else's fun, and am I the only one that picked up on "dancing to music is a girl thing" as quite a derogatory comment? It was funny but why aren't the Moral Police picking up on it like they do with Dappy, Luisa, Linda, and Lee whenever they do something wrong? Very interesting that is.

I think Jim's a wanker and I'd want nothing to do with him if I met him in the street but he's been one of my favourite housemates throughout the series because he's just been fantastic television. I couldn't care less if he has the morals of a honey badger, that's not why I watch Big Brother - I watch it to be entertained, not to find a new best friend. As for the 'moral police' comments - I think there have been more threads about Jim's past and his bad behaviour than there have been about any other housemate in the house; so I don't really get the point you're trying to make - different people view different situations in different ways. What's humorous to one person is offensive to another; what one person sees as a cut and dry case of right or wrong, another person sees as a neutral balance...

[Lee.]

"I could die!"

In a completely deadpan voice after BB asked him about the housemates partying ....

I'm crying laughing at this.
Funniest line of the night! :laugh3:

[Kazanne]

Jim's a very good Housemate, but despite what Jim fans think he will always lose morally to any Housemate in the house when he constantly behaves like a miserable bastard that keeps ruining everyone else's fun, and am I the only one that picked up on "dancing to music is a girl thing" as quite a derogatory comment? It was funny but why aren't the Moral Police picking up on it like they do with Dappy, Luisa, Linda, and Lee whenever they do something wrong? Very interesting that is.

don't worry Mocky its been picked up on infact it was jumped on:joker: as I knew it would be,I mean really its all getting so desperate:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

I think Jim's a wanker and I'd want nothing to do with him if I met him in the street but he's been one of my favourite housemates throughout the series because he's just been fantastic television. I couldn't care less if he has the morals of a honey badger, that's not why I watch Big Brother - I watch it to be entertained, not to find a new best friend. As for the 'moral police' comments - I think there have been more threads about Jim's past and his bad behaviour than there have been about any other housemate in the house; so I don't really get the point you're trying to make - different people view different situations in different ways. What's humorous to one person is offensive to another; what one person sees as a cut and dry case of right or wrong, another person sees as a neutral balance...

great post Zee

[Josy]

I think Jim's a wanker and I'd want nothing to do with him if I met him in the street but he's been one of my favourite housemates throughout the series because he's just been fantastic television. I couldn't care less if he has the morals of a honey badger, that's not why I watch Big Brother - I watch it to be entertained, not to find a new best friend. As for the 'moral police' comments - I think there have been more threads about Jim's past and his bad behaviour than there have been about any other housemate in the house; so I don't really get the point you're trying to make - different people view different situations in different ways. What's humorous to one person is offensive to another; what one person sees as a cut and dry case of right or wrong, another person sees as a neutral balance...

Fantastic post Zee

[Jack_]

^ well if you both agree with that (which I do too, and say the same stuff too) then you wouldn't want housemates like Luisa, Jasmine etc etc to leave either

I was in stitches at the 'I could die' comment :laugh2:

[Kate!]

And from me too, great post Zee. Perfectly summed up.

[Slevin]

I thought the funniest was to linda 'enjoy your stir-fry, I hope it gives you the ****s'
that was the only one I've ever laughed at :laugh:.
i got a good laugh out of that one as well.