What gig will Jim get after this?

[Crimson Dynamo]

What big gig will Jim get offered after this win?

I reckon a new quiz show on c5 or itv. He should make it on some panel shows like hignfy and 8 out of 10, perhaps QI or Saturday kitchen?

[Niamh.]

Feck all is my guess

[abhorson]

Prime Minister!

[Niamh.]

Maybe he'll get to do the Health Lottery ad or something :idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Feck all is my guess

Is that an Irish quiz show?

[Niamh.]

Is that an Irish quiz show?

:laugh2:

Oh God, that actually made me laugh out loud, not good at work :nono:

[abhorson]

He already has a sold out tour.

[Vanessa]

A quiz show would be great. I'm all for that. If not a gig at the Apollo. :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh2:

Oh God, that actually made me laugh out loud, not good at work :nono:

It would be like Pointless and hosted by Father Fiddykiddler and Debbie Magee.

I can see RTE scooping that up for 5 series. :joker:

[Niamh.]

It would be like Pointless and hosted by Father Fiddykiddler and Debbie Magee.

I can see RTE scooping that up for 5 series. :joker:

easily 5 :laugh:

[Kate!]

Prime Minister!

:hugesmile:

Maybe a radio show, late night?

[Vanessa]

Prime Minister!

:laugh2:

[Josy]

Jim's schedule for this year is already really full with theatre gigs and appearances.

I don't think that's anything to do with CBB though.

[Josy]

Jim's schedule for this year is already really full with theatre gigs and appearances.

I don't think that's anything to do with CBB though.

Tour dates are full from the end of this month right up until May so far

http://www.jimdavidson.org.uk/tour-dates.php

[Robodog]

He should release a cover version of 'I'm in the mood for dancing'

[Josy]

He should release a cover version of 'I'm in the mood for dancing'

With a pic of Linda's miserable face as the cd cover, it would sell for comedy value alone.

[Robodog]

With a pic of Linda's miserable face as the cd cover, it would sell for comedy value alone.

Hahaha. Loving that combo!

It would be a genuinely funny comedy move for him to make.

[Turtle]

Shatner impersonator.

[rionablue]

A talk show on Mars hopefully. I don't want to see his mug again thanks very much.

[Pincho Paxton]

Jim'll Risk It...

Jim takes on various dares chosen by the public.

[CaudleHalbard]

Jim'll Risk It...

Jim takes on various dares chosen by the public.

Like it! :)

[abhorson]

Love Brucie, but the new host of strictly but with better gags.

[Vanessa]

Love Brucie, but the new host of strictly but with better gags.

yes! i love this idea. :amazed:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Birds with a feather


Jim rates 10 top quality birds wearing just 1 ostrich feather as they parade in front of him. The best 2 get to spend a weekend on the Isle of Fernando with Jim and DLT.

Saturday 6pm

[chuff me dizzy]

He should do fund raisers for battered wifes homes , no doubt all his exes took refuge in them over the years

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nothing, as Liz said he's over

[Vanessa]

Says Liz, who is not even a celebrity. :joker:

[Z]

Can't imagine being on Celebrity Big Brother really holds that much weight anymore, not that it ever did, maybe some Channel 4/Channel 5 TV work on panel shows but nothing major I don't think

[chuff me dizzy]

Can't imagine being on Celebrity Big Brother really holds that much weight anymore, not that it ever did, maybe some Channel 4/Channel 5 TV work on panel shows but nothing major I don't think

Them days are long gone,he was an has been when he came in ,he will be a has been when he gets out ,for years now fans have got giddy on the MASSIVE life changes their fav was going to have when they left BB ,not one of them happened

[flamingGalah!]

He already has a very healthy career, as has been said, doing stand up...

But yes TV chiefs will be falling over each other to sign him up, I expect Simon Cowell will be on the dog to his agent to get him to be on the panel of 'Britains Got Talent'... :thumbs:

[Josy]

He already has a very healthy career, as has been said, doing stand up...

But yes TV chiefs will be falling over each other to sign him up, I expect Simon Cowell will be on the dog to his agent to get him to be on the panel of 'Britains Got Talent'... :thumbs:

Yep and I posted his tour date schedule link over the page but people that dislike him tend to ignore this stuff choosing instead to put him down at any opportunity possible.

Ah well :idc:

[flamingGalah!]

Yep and I posted his tour date schedule link over the page but people that dislike him tend to ignore this stuff choosing instead to put him down at any opportunity possible.

Ah well :idc:

Yes he could find a cure for cancer & people would still harp on about hitting his wife over 20 years ago... :sleep:

[Vanessa]

Yes he could find a cure for cancer & people would still harp on about hitting his wife over 20 years ago... :sleep:

:worship::worship::worship:

[Kizzy]

UKIP MEP?

[chuff me dizzy]

Just found this on the wonderful Jim ................ http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/06/jim-davidson-arrest-standup-comedy Posted it to the idiots on Facebook who hang on his every word, do you know I got 22 replies when I called him a wife beater from fans saying he never done anything like that :conf::conf:,so they are voting blind ,they know sod all about him

[flamingGalah!]

Well it all 'alleged' anyway Chuff, no one reported him to the poilce only two people know exactly what went on Jim & his ex wife...

[Z]

UKIP MEP?

At least he'd still be in a comedy role :joker:

[abhorson]

Liz now thinks he will win!

[reece(:]

Prison

[abhorson]

Prison


For knifing Linda?

[Z]

Prison

Give it a rest Reece.

[InOne]

He'll definitely be appearing on The Wright Stuff. Lionel was quite funny on it and said some pretty 'out there' things.

[reece(:]

For knifing Linda?
:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Prison

:worship: No smoke with out fire Reece :idc:

[Z]

:worship: No smoke with out fire Reece :idc:

No prison time without a sentencing, Chuff. :shrug:

[Josy]

Just found this on the wonderful Jim ................ http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/06/jim-davidson-arrest-standup-comedy Posted it to the idiots on Facebook who hang on his every word, do you know I got 22 replies when I called him a wife beater from fans saying he never done anything like that :conf::conf:,so they are voting blind ,they know sod all about him

What exactly is that link supposed to prove :huh:

And weren't you supporting Jim for the first week and a half of this series...

[Slevin]

What exactly is that link supposed to prove :huh:

And weren't you supporting Jim for the first week and a half of this series...
lol well several people switched favorites and thats normal every series.

[abhorson]

lol well several people switched favorites and thats normal every series.

:joker:True. Linda to win.

[Lex]

UKIP MEP?

Why UKIP?...Jim is a well documented conservative [the reason I would probably get into an argument with him , if I were in the house. :hugesmile: ]...so why did you say UKIP Kizzy? ...it wasn't because you believe the "racist" tab that is being thrown at him is it?? ...because that crap easily put to bed if you read this.....

http://newspaper.jimdavidson.org.uk/

...Jim is no racist!! :nono:

[Josy]

lol well several people switched favorites and thats normal every series.

Yes of course.

That wasn't my point...

[Robodog]

I think Jim should do a series investigating the lives of the people who hate him - exposing all the dirt, gossip and dark secrets about them and their pasts.

He could call it 'They're No Angels!'

Then at the end of each show, Jim could drive around on a giant golden tractor, wearing a crown and trailing the offending 'jim hater' in a comedy mobile 'jail on wheels' behind him through the streets of England while the population line up to cheer and throw rotten fruit at his 'prisoner'.

[Kizzy]

Why UKIP?...Jim is a well documented conservative [the reason I would probably get into an argument with him , if I were in the house. :hugesmile: ]...so why did you say UKIP Kizzy? ...it wasn't because you believe the "racist" tab that is being thrown at him is it?? ...because that crap easily put to bed if you read this.....

http://newspaper.jimdavidson.org.uk/

...Jim is no racist!! :nono:

Because he's so overt about his sexist views, conservatives aren't as vocal about their bigotry... unless you consider the poor a minority group :laugh:

[Spoon]

prison time

[billy123]

prison timewhy? or are you just talking ****?

edit: yes i thought so.