is Lindia very like or unlike her sister Coleen ?

[waterhog]

is Lindia very like or unlike her sister Coleen ? 25.01.14

i will let off steam,
because i have to vent,
every clip of Lindia is a bad stream,
no wounder she is unemployed and struggling to pay rent.
a very negative mentality,
her past is always present,
i have not seen no "live" in "reality",
just this depressing unpleasant.
yes she is older,
i am not expecting cart wheels,
but a north east wind is no colder,
Lindia has not got her sister "Coleens" skills.
all i did witness is negativity,
CBB for Lindia was a mistake,
her feet and this world have no gravity,
her own way is eating the cake.
well done to all voters,
channel 5 are going through the roof,
its been non stop excitement motors,
my learning is Lindia is the opposite of "Coleen" and CBB was the proof.

( i don't no about anyone else but i am thrilled Lindia went last night. just wondered if anyone thought this was the wrong decision ? )

[Jack_]

Well Coleen was a dullard and Linda most certainly was not so no they're not alike

[HD]

Both horrors.

[Jordan.]

Coleen was more likeable

[Gusto Brunt]

I wonder which Nolan will be in the next CBB.

[Vanessa]

I wonder which Nolan will be in the next CBB.

OMG! How many are there? :umm2:

[Suze]

Both Coleen and Linda are nasty and brash
both targeted a fellow housemate to trash
thought it would get them fans then a show
Umm, yeah, I don't think so
Though Linda says she can do with the cash

In Limerick form for you WH ;)

[Suze]

OMG! How many are there? :umm2:

Too many :(

[HD]

I wish Bernie was still alive, she was the only decent one. She'd have made a good housemate.

[Vanessa]

I wish Bernie was still alive, she was the only decent one. She'd have made a good housemate.

She was the only nice one. :bawling:

[Black Dagger]

Coleen was played the victim role and is an incredibly loathesome person as well. So yes.

It's funny that all of these older women hag types cause some conflict and then play the victim when they get found out </3

[Patricia4]

Both dull.

[Jack_]

Both dull.

lol no

Jim and Linda's feud has played a big part in why this series has been extended

[abhorson]

Coleen was more little poor me imo. Linda without doubt has increased the viewing figures, but for the wrong reasons.

[Scream]

They both tried to gain support by making out they were the victim but unfortunately Jim is more intelligent than Julie which was Linda's downfall.

[abhorson]

Linda was the better HM for 5.

[Daniel.]

Simple really

Coleen is the nicer person, Linda is the better housemate.

[Munchkins]

Coleen was god awful, and not entertaining in the slightest
Linda was god awful, but provided entertainment

[Jack_]

Simple really

Coleen is the nicer person, Linda is the better housemate.

Summed up perfectly.

[abhorson]

Simple really

Coleen is the nicer person, Linda is the better housemate.

:thumbs:

[Lex]

OMG! How many are there? :umm2:

Loads Vanessa!!!!...look.....

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/bq51dadaa3.jpg

:joker:

[InOne]

Don't remember much of Coleen in the house but she presents Loose Women so no doubt I'll probably dislike her as well.

[Kazanne]

I didn't mind Colleen,but Linda?just no.

[Vanessa]

I didn't mind Colleen,but Linda?just no.

She wasn't nasty or spiteful, just very dull. :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its like asking who do you think had the best complexion

Myra Hyndley or Rose West?

[Kazanne]

Its like asking who do you think had the best complexion

Myra Hyndley or Rose West?

:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Oh come on, Coleen is not that bad! :joker:

[Lex]

I personally think that Colleen may not be as overtly nasty as her big sister, but is imo slyer !...in fact I get the feeling that the whole lot of em' aren't what you would call very "nice". ....:whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1194304/My-sisters-stabbed-says-Anne-Nolan-reveals-hurt-snubbed-groups-reunion.html

[Sophiee]

I think they're quite different. linda is much more confrontational. not a fan of either though.

[joeysteele]

Both horrors.

I agree completely.

I cannot believe I am saying this too but in fact Linda made Coleen seem a but more bearable.
Awful women though.

[Seraphim]

Another brilliant poem, thanks.. :D :D I've replied in verse too.



I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other
Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother.
Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side'
But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide.

Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes
But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys.
Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes
But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes.

Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood:
That she gave all she had for the greater good;
She never complained over missing her kip;
Or when covered in paint for being a drip;

She gagged on dog food so the others would thrive;
She avoided cooking to keep them alive;
She drank all the vino to save poor Jim
And ate more than others to keep them all trim.

Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good:
Without her, he'd end up unbearably crude.
She badgered, derided and all the rest
So viewers would see that he's one of the best.

Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice
But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice.
In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart
If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart.

[InOne]

Another brilliant poem, thanks.. :D :D I've replied in verse too.



I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other
Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother.
Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side'
But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide.

Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes
But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys.
Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes
But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes.

Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood:
That she gave all for the greater good:
She never complained over missing her kip,
Or when covered in paint for being a drip.

She gagged on dog food so they would thrive.
She avoided cooking to keep them alive.
She drank all the vino to save poor Jim
And ate more than others to keep them all trim.

Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good
Without her, he'd have been utterly crude,
She badgered, derided and all the rest
So the viewers would see he's one of the best.

Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice
But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice.
In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart
If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart.

Excellent! :pipe:

[waterhog]

Another brilliant poem, thanks.. :D :D I've replied in verse too.



I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other
Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother.
Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side'
But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide.

Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes
But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys.
Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes
But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes.

Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood:
That she gave all for the greater good:
She never complained over missing her kip,
Or when covered in paint for being a drip.

She gagged on dog food so they would thrive.
She avoided cooking to keep them alive.
She drank all the vino to save poor Jim
And ate more than others to keep them all trim.

Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good:
Without her, he'd end up unbearably crude,
She badgered, derided and all the rest
So viewers would see that he's one of the best.

Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice
But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice.
In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart
If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart.

take my hat off to you excellenttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :dance2:

[Seraphim]

Aw thanks, folks. I love Waterhog's inspiring poetry threads.

[the truth]

yep bitter dangerous miserable sexist man haters

[joeysteele]

Both miserable witches,both attention seekers and both are victim players,that is just to list 3 things about them.

[the truth]

they give real victims a bad name.

[joeysteele]

they give real victims a bad name.

Absolutely right.

[rionablue]

Colleen thought she was a queen the year that she was in it
Then Linda she went in there thinking she could really win it
Both got their fingers burnt by those who really didn't like them
And both were told by public vote they could just take a hike then
They've had their fame its just a game to go into Big Brother
They are a bit washed up now but then so are many others
But sur God loves a trier and those sisters they were sassy
Both were loud and very proud and some would say quite brassy
So goodbye Nolan women lets just hope there aint another
That will come again for next years Celebrity Big Brother


I love you waterhog

[the truth]

Another brilliant poem, thanks.. :D :D I've replied in verse too.



I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other
Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother.
Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side'
But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide.

Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes
But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys.
Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes
But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes.

Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood:
That she gave all she had for the greater good;
She never complained over missing her kip;
Or when covered in paint for being a drip;

She gagged on dog food so the others would thrive;
She avoided cooking to keep them alive;
She drank all the vino to save poor Jim
And ate more than others to keep them all trim.

Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good:
Without her, he'd end up unbearably crude.
She badgered, derided and all the rest
So viewers would see that he's one of the best.

Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice
But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice.
In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart
If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart.

brilliant work, dylan thomas eat your fart out:joker::joker:

[Kizzy]

Jim is a sexist
A dish best served cold maybe
after many years


haiku :)

[waterhog]

but i am starting to get his sense of humor - i think he is a joker and after all he is a comedian. don't want him to win but he has brang me round.

[Seraphim]

Colleen thought she was a queen the year that she was in it
Then Linda she went in there thinking she could really win it
Both got their fingers burnt by those who really didn't like them
And both were told by public vote they could just take a hike then
They've had their fame its just a game to go into Big Brother
They are a bit washed up now but then so are many others
But sur God loves a trier and those sisters they were sassy
Both were loud and very proud and some would say quite brassy
So goodbye Nolan women lets just hope there aint another
That will come again for next years Celebrity Big Brother


I love you waterhog

:laugh3:

That's brilliant! :D

[Seraphim]

Jim is a sexist
A dish best served cold maybe
after many a year

haiku :)



Fab! :thumbs2:

Haiku is highbrow
But yours raises an eyebrow
Cos Jim is no dish.

[Kizzy]

:thumbs2:

Haiku is highbrow
But yours raises an eyebrow
Cos Jim's not a dish.

looking obvious
plain sight no smoking mirrors
chameleon me

[rionablue]

:laugh3:

That's brilliant! :D

Thanks Seraphim :blush:

[rionablue]

Another brilliant poem, thanks.. :D :D I've replied in verse too.



I'm sorry that I haven't watched any other
Show or series of Celebrity Big Brother.
Coleen seemed quite sweet on a 'Bit on the Side'
But boss lady Linda made victim Jim hide.

Coleen is a bambi with melting brown eyes
But Linda's blue daggers would slay several guys.
Coleen's dulcet tones had harmonious notes
But Linda's harsh braying got few viewer votes.

Poor Linda would tell you she's misunderstood:
That she gave all she had for the greater good;
She never complained over missing her kip;
Or when covered in paint for being a drip;

She gagged on dog food so the others would thrive;
She avoided cooking to keep them alive;
She drank all the vino to save poor Jim
And ate more than others to keep them all trim.

Her harsh words to Jim were for his own good:
Without her, he'd end up unbearably crude.
She badgered, derided and all the rest
So viewers would see that he's one of the best.

Our Linda's a hot dish with plenty of spice
But Coleen's a Korma, which also is nice.
In conclusion it's easy to tell them apart
If you ate Mama Lin, then you'd probably fart.

And yours is amazing it took some thought xxx

[Seraphim]

looking obvious
plain sight no smoking mirrors
chameleon me

Wow! Intriguing! Can you please explain the "looking obvious/chameleon" dichotomy?