The Jump Ch4HD (The Final) Monday 3/2/14 9PM

[arista]

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Fridays edition is 9PM

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A load of b listers



[The Jump was supposed to be huge.
It was supposed to be an all-star extravaganza,
triumphantly fusing reality TV
with competitive alpine sports
in a glorious celebration of the upcoming
Winter Olympics. Each night for a week
and a half we'd see stars as diverse
as Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Sinitta
and Flash Gordon actor Sam Jones
hurl themselves off a ski jump at
60mph for the entertainment
of the masses. The Jump was supposed
to be Splash! on ice, if Dancing On Ice wasn't
already Splash! on ice. It was supposed
to be spectacular.
But things haven't exactly worked out that way.
In fact, the build-up to the show has
been so catastrophic that I'm starting to think
the whole thing might be cursed.
This is at least the third time I've rewritten
this article because, every time I hand it in,
something awful happens to one
of the contestants. By the time it finishes,
there's every chance that The Jump
will just be an hour-long static
shot of broken, quivering,
vaguely recognisable limbs,
soundtracked by Melinda Messenger's
distant muffled sobs. Maybe that's how
the show will start. Maybe that's how
it already is. If that's the case,
I'm not writing this again. I can't.
The first sign of trouble came just
before Christmas, when I visited
The Jump's Austrian training
centre near Innsbruck, set between
the magnificently named suburbs
of Natters and Mutters.
When I met him, Sam Jones
already had his arm in a sling.
It was his second day there.
He'd hurt his shoulder in
an inappropriate whooping accident.
"The instructors told me to ski a
certain way. I did a little victory salute
and I went down," he said, ruefully. T
hree weeks later, the injury would
become so bad that he'd be forced
out of The Jump entirely. ]


http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/jan/25/the-jump-channel-4

[Iceman]

On now....cant wait for this.

[arista]

on now

[Natalie.]

Watching

[MTVN]

Looks like it could be interesting

[Black Dagger]

TEAM MELINDA MESSENGER :dance:

[Drew.]

Time for Amy Childs to fall face first and get a mouthful of ice

[Marc]

Let's see if any one dies :amazed:

[Ammi]

..Eddie the Eagle..:lovedup:..

[Drew.]

2 minutes in and 1 jump and its already better than Splash

[Vanessa]

I'll catch up later with this.

[arista]

Let's see if any one dies :amazed:


might do

when it goes Live

[Black Dagger]

Time for Amy Childs to fall face first and get a mouthful of ice

pmsl <3.

[Natalie.]

I do like Melinda

[MTVN]

G'wan Goughy

[Iceman]

I like darren gough...

[Iceman]

His training looks promising

[Marc]

Oh so it's not even live?

[arista]

Oh so it's not even live?



It will be soon
maybe tomorrow

[Natalie.]

How long is the series on for?

[Marc]

Okay this is dreadful

[arista]

How long is the series on for?

9 days non stop

[Iceman]

Some events might be live...

[Iceman]

The 3rd most interesting person fron 5ive

[Jack_]

Aren't only the final jumps live?

[MTVN]

Very poor

[Iceman]

Oh this ia very dragged out though :/

[arista]

Ch4 says its Live

http://www.channel4.com/info/press/news/channel-4-hits-the-piste-with-live-tv-series-the-alpine-games-w-t

[Stripped over 9 nights in early 2014, the Twofour / GME produced
show will see 12 celebrities get to grips with the nerve shattering physical
and mental discipline needed to compete in the most demanding
and dangerous winter sports events.
Coming live from a mountainside in Europe
twelve well-known faces will confront their fears and
each other to compete each night in a series of extreme open
air alpine challenges. Competing contestants will be trained
by expert coaches and Olympians in some of the most
terrifying winter sports including skiing, skeleton, slalom and ski jumping. ]

[arista]

Its Live

with some early recorded bits

[Iceman]

The most unfunny ******* ive ever seen on tv. Id even prefer louis spence

[Iceman]

Meh....still a nobody...

[arista]

Live when is Dark outside




I hope they put a Live sign up

[Iceman]

Oh **** thia line up is dreadful. ..I want to kick him in the face

[MTVN]

Think skiing is one of those things where it just isn't that interesting to watch amateurs do it, especially cos the line up is pretty poor lol

[Munchkins]

Kimberly Wyatt to win, to redeem Ashley not winning IAC :worship:

(not watching tonight tho as DOI results at 8:30)

[Natalie.]

Who's this bloke?

[Kazanne]

Who's this bloke?

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Go and win Henry Conway!

[Iceman]

What a twat

[Black Dagger]

Oh **** off Daren Gough. BOOO.

[Natalie.]

Aw he seems nice

[Iceman]

Yes darren is safe :D

[Natalie.]

The best bit at the end then?

[Iceman]

Hoping the hairdresser dude falls on his face

[Munchkins]

Has Kimberly been on, and has she been good? :p

[Black Dagger]

Has Kimberly been on, and has she been good? :p

Just the guys on tonight.

[Natalie.]

I think they said the girls are on tomorrow

[T*]

Is is like The Games Winter Edition :amazed:

[Iceman]

He will be great

[Drew.]

Someone needs to take a heavy fall

[T*]

They should bring this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Games_(UK_TV_series) back for summer 2014

[arista]

I think they said the girls are on tomorrow


Yes as its only a 52mins show

[Munchkins]

Oooh thats ok then, ill watch tomorrow
only interested in Kimberly :)

[Natalie.]

Someone needs to take a heavy fall

:joker:

[Iceman]

Yes the guy from 5 is gonna jump along with this prat.

[Black Dagger]

Nicky Clarke :worship:

Posh Henry will have to jump instead, King Nicky must stay.

[Natalie.]

Had one of his hairdryers, it stopped working

[Drew.]

Had one of his hairdryers, it stopped working

He deserves a heavy fall for that

[Iceman]

Hoping he face falls

[Natalie.]

He deserves a heavy fall for that

:laugh:

[T*]

He did rubbish

[Black Dagger]

Nicky s0b.

[Drew.]

Pair of wimps

[Natalie.]

Oh I like both

[T*]

My head D:

[Iceman]

Glad he went bottom two...reckon richie is gone

[arista]

At last a Live Jump
after the break.

[T*]

I want oleg

[arista]

That Hurt

[T*]

D:

[Iceman]

Eek. This is gonna be great or **** haha

[T*]

Remember when that guy died in 2010 :(

[Natalie.]

That should be better to watch

[Ammi]

..I think I would love to do that..

[Iceman]

Ah tomorrow looks amazing haha

[MTVN]

..I think I would love to do that..

Yeah same

[arista]

Live Jump

[T*]

Who invented these bloody sports

[MTVN]

It's not that dramatic doing it off the small one really is it lol

[Iceman]

:/

[Iceman]

He jumped 11.0M

[arista]

It's not that dramatic doing it off the small one really is it lol




Its the 1st show
they do want blood

[arista]

Get a move 2mins left

[Ammi]

..Nicky is really competitive..

[MTVN]

Yeah he's lost

[Drew.]

That wasnt as good as I expected

[MTVN]

Chop chop BB starts in a sec

[Natalie.]

Aw poor Nicky

[Iceman]

He jumped 9.5M

[Ammi]

..oh 9.5m..

[Iceman]

Delighted hes gone...goodbye

[Natalie.]

So much drama

[Black Dagger]

Nicky :sad:

[Iceman]

Nicky :sad:

I bet youll cheer for big e langston... :bored:

[James]

I saw the end of this. Looked quite good. :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

I bet youll cheer for big e langston... :bored:

Sandow should have won the title off him :mad:

[Munchkins]

Oooh so this is on nine consecutive nights
Come on Kimberly, do better than Ashley did on her show :worship: aw i love them both
Getting such bad reviews though :joker:
Wonder when the other 3 pcd will try to make it over here :p

[BigSister]

I enjoyed this and ive been to innsbruck where they are training
Skeleton tommorow looks so scary

[Headie]

It got over 400k less viewers than CBB did and it was on before CBB even started!

The Jump: 2.63million
CBB: 3.07million

Channel 4 are gonna have to come up with something better than that if they want to beat BB.

[Vanessa]

They're on at diffeent times, aren't they? Probably a good thing. At least we can watch both. :dance2:

[arista]

Live at 8PM tonight


The Women have a go.

[arista]

On Now

[BigSister]

Watching half of this and then will watch the second half either on plus one or tomorrow on E4

[Headie]

Totally forgot this was on :laugh:

[BigSister]

The skeleton looks so scary!

[Munchkins]

YAS KIMBERLY YAS
did amazing :cheer:
Kim to win

[Vanessa]

This looks really dangerous. :dog:

[Munchkins]

Leaderboard:

1st: Kimberly :cheer:
2nd: Melinda
3rd: Laura
4th: Anthea
5th: Amy
6th: Sinitta

KIM TO WIN :D she can do it!
Jump between Amy and sinitta

[james130]

This always scares me.
The most entertaining two in the bottom though. :suspect:

[Vanessa]

There's no way in hell i could do this. I'm too scared. :bawling:

[Drew.]

Sinitta is surely going to fall flat on her arse

[Jack_]

Skeleton looks so much fun but scary as ******

I ****ing love Sinitta :joker: she needs to do CBB sometime

[Vanessa]

She's not jumping. :fist:

[Drew.]

well this is ****

[King Gizzard]

Amy was never going to jump

I hope they were boos I heard, and she doesn't get her full fee

[Vanessa]

Well done, Sinitta! :dance:

[King Gizzard]

LOL she chickened out of doing...that?!!?! This is the first night I've watched and oh my god..that is pathetic

[Drew.]

That was pretty impressive

[Drew.]

i fully expected her to fall flat on her arse or face

[Vanessa]

She did very well.

[BigSister]

I thought for a minute sinitta wasnt going to do it either!

[arista]

8PM tomorrow

[Munchkins]

Won't watch it tomorrow, only interested in Kimberly..
Bye Amy :P pathetic she didnt do it

Kimberly to win, i think she could :cheer: :worship:

[Headie]

I only like Sinitta and Kimberley.

I'm glad Sinitta stayed, cos it'd be awful to be the first boot of TWO reality programmes.

[Munchkins]

She would have been 2nd anyway, 1st out was Nicky clarke :p
I s2g if Kimberly gets 2nd like Ashley did in her show overall, i would cry

I dont like splitting the men and women, hopefully as the numbers decrease, they will merge them and Kim on top :))

[arista]

On Now

[Vanessa]

Time for the boys! :douf:

[arista]

crashing a wall


spiffing

[Vanessa]

That looks really terrifying. I don't think i could do it. :o

[arista]

Bye Henry

[BigSister]

Awww i feel so sorry for him

[Vanessa]

This has to be the most dangerous reality show ever produced. I'm surprised there weren't more serious accidents. :dog:

[Vanessa]

Nice jump! :dance:

[arista]

Live Jump

[BigSister]

Both were good jumps

[Vanessa]

I like Joe. Looks like he knws what he's doing. :dance:

[BigSister]

I was surprised Donal was quite a lot behind Joe. They both looked quite close

[Vanessa]

This guy! :joker:

[Vanessa]

Wow! Richie was amazing! :shocked:

[BigSister]

I kinda want Darren to stay. Going for the lower jump might be a good tatical move ^_^

[Vanessa]

I kinda want Darren to stay. Going for the lower jump might be a good tatical move ^_^

The crazy guy going for the higher jump. He's going to crash! :eek:

[Vanessa]

Slalom next. Good luck to them! :shocked:

[BigSister]

Tommorows looks good
I always think the girls epi is better than the guys.

[Gstar]

It got over 400k less viewers than CBB did and it was on before CBB even started!

The Jump: 2.63million
CBB: 3.07million

Channel 4 are gonna have to come up with something better than that if they want to beat BB.

I just read this online that is such a flop like it's not even funny! The way Davina is on it as well, the launch should of at least got 4 million or something. Sorry but that is dreadful, channel 4 must feel shaaaammmme

[Headie]

I just read this online that is such a flop like it's not even funny! The way Davina is on it as well, the launch should of at least got 4 million or something. Sorry but that is dreadful, channel 4 must feel shaaaammmme

OMG ur back!

And yeah this show has flopped big time.

[arista]

On Now
Ch4 and Ch4HD

[arista]

Melinda has gone
due to a bang on something.


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[arista]

8PM tonight


9PM Friday

[arista]

On Now

[Vanessa]

This gets more dangerous everytime i watch it. :eek:

[Black Dagger]

What? Melinda and Sinitta are gone? k. Not bothered watching this anymore :mad:

[Vanessa]

:joker::joker::joker:

[BigSister]

missed loads last night.Who did donal replace?

[Headie]

There's too many replacements going on, the final 'jump' is anti-climatic and Alex Brooker is awful at co-hosting.

Plus all the main starts have gone. This show is awful.

[Munchkins]

KIMBERLY gonna be in the lead again :love:
she has got to win, if she goes i turn off
1st, for all 3 events would look amazing

[Vanessa]

KIMBERLY gonna be in the lead again :love:
she has got to win, if she goes i turn off
1st, for all 3 events would look amazing

Donald made me LOL :laugh3:

[BigSister]

Cant believe he crashed.

[Munchkins]

I literally couldnt give a toss or even watch the other competitors im just here for Kimberly lol...
The PCD always do so well on reality shows :love:
Nicole Won DWTS, Ashley runner up on IAC
Kimberly doing really well and getting 1st on events

[Munchkins]

Steve has such an unfair advantage being a bobsleigh champion :bored:
if he wins the show :bored:

[Vanessa]

Someone please make a gif of Donald on the bobsleigh for me. It was hilarious! :joker:

[GiRTh]

I literally couldnt give a toss or even watch the other competitors im just here for Kimberly lol...
The PCD always do so well on reality shows :love:
Nicole Won DWTS, Ashley runner up on IAC
Kimberly doing really well and getting 1st on events:worship:

[Munchkins]

Would rather Laura stay.. since shes been there since day 1 and not just randomly joined today like Donal
Plus dont want Kimberly being the only gir left, since Anthea is screwed

[Munchkins]

Laura out ****ing ridiculous, random drafts keep coming in, half way through the competition :bored: she did well in the other ones too, 3rd and 2nd

2 Women, 5 Men left
Anthea is so gone tomorrow :L

Come on Kimberly! :D :D
Speed skating tomorrow

[arista]

Laura out ****ing ridiculous, random drafts keep coming in, half way through the competition :bored: she did well in the other ones too, 3rd and 2nd

2 Women, 5 Men left
Anthea is so gone tomorrow :L

Come on Kimberly! :D :D
Speed skating tomorrow


Yes 9PM tonight

then Saturday they have a break

then 9PM Sunday
then the Final 9PM Monday

[BigSister]

speed skating and the skeleton are my fave winter events so looking forward to tonight

[arista]

On Now

[Vanessa]

Steve is injured! :eek:

[GiRTh]

Kimberly :love:

[arista]

Kimberly :love:


Yes

[GiRTh]

is Richie Neville dating Natasha from Atomic Kitten :shocked:

[GiRTh]

Kimberly beat Richie Neville. LOL

[GiRTh]

How do they pad this show out for an hour?

[BigSister]

How is steve going to do the jump?

[Munchkins]

**** this show
No more watching from me
Kimberly got a foul and hers was 14.5 she would have been top if it wasn't a fail
Goodbye the jump

[GiRTh]

**** this show
No more watching from me
Kimberly got a foul and hers was 14.5 she would have been top if it wasn't a fail
Goodbye the jumpThis. Not watching now Kimberly's out.

[Munchkins]

She could have won this show
Won two events..
Looked amazing for the one tomorrow since it relied on positio
**** this show gr

[MeMyselfAndI]

Idgi? I thought the b2 faced the jump? She beat all 3 of them in the event

[Munchkins]

ALSO WHY DID THEY NEED 4 JUMPING TONIGHT ANYWAY?
if it wasnt a double elimination
****ing disgrace.. she would have been safe aswell if it was only 2 jumping as she wouldnt have even had to
i dont understand
Steve stays in yet hes so badly injured he wont be a competitor

[Iceman]

Good show tonight. Happy with the outcome.

[arista]

Tonight its 90mins

Tomorrow is the Final

[arista]

On Now

[arista]

2 leave tonight

[arista]

Ritchie is out

[BigSister]

im gutted theres no females in the final
I think its between Joe and Marcus although im not ruling out Steve neither. His Olympic spirit might carry him to win

[Headie]

it's so stupid.

Joe's only done like 2 events and yet he's probably gonna win it

[arista]

The Final on now