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the truth
27-01-2014, 12:38 PM
Ok before I get wrongly accused of sexism misogyny by the feminists heres a poll for sexiest men

-olly. ok hes supposedly the best looking bloke on the planet with half a million twitter followers. but is he that sexy? seems incredibly bland and seems very contrived and rehearsed. his voice bores me too. maybe a lovely bloke, but uninteresting. body wise seems quite fit but not overly so

- jimbo. a sexual demi God lol....narrow blue eyes, good head of semi ginger hair, vast experience, disarmingly honest and frank, big heart and hilariously funny too
clearly has some animal magnetism to the ladies who often love him or hate him..bodywise hes pretty average joe for a 60 year old...couple of chins and a pot belly but he can get around and doesnt struggle with tasks

-lee. the sexual dynamo. has different women every night. what a prat. hes musical, sings cheesey love songs , good hair, eyes yes he has eyes, big lad, sort of half way fit but not too muscley so he appeals as a jack the lad to the girl next door. talks utter crap, can never be trusted but is game for a laugh great fun and can be funny. hes a basket case

-dappy. the little lithe rapster has a huge willy. frankly that probably wins the poll on its own. in general women love a big willy. hes got that small fit little body that women also tend to like. his music is awful but awful sells well in the UK. hes not particularly handsome but hes quirky energetic and interesting. he also talks utter nonsense at times but he can be wise too. has a sense of humour is very creative, wears dreadful clothes and dyes his moustache?. hes a puller.

-evander the real deal. old school. big powerful fit strong good provider. in a world of his own, hes a cool dude to be around. quite chatty and likeable. takes his time explaining stuff but still hes allright....weird views on horses and sexuality, but somehow hes forgiven as hes not malicious...possibly is a bit punch drunk sadly..also likes to dance, quite badly but very funnilly. has a great moustache.

-lionel blair. a good mover, full of spunk and life moreso than many half his age. totally schizo personality and contradicts himself endlessly. did spout some mildly sexist nonsense and has double standards with most people (men too) good head of hair, greta in a thong. hes a pimp

Niamh.
27-01-2014, 12:40 PM
hhhmm there wasn't a great selection this year tbh, I would go with Evander if I had to choose though

abhorson
27-01-2014, 12:42 PM
Can't answer this one.

Crimson Dynamo
27-01-2014, 12:42 PM
I m not an expert on this subject but I would hazard a guess it aint Lee

Kate!
27-01-2014, 12:46 PM
Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

Niamh.
27-01-2014, 12:47 PM
Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

I never even noticed that :umm2:

Crimson Dynamo
27-01-2014, 12:47 PM
Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

:joker:

just noticed

classic

Scream
27-01-2014, 12:49 PM
Haha impying a woman's a man...i get it.

abhorson
27-01-2014, 12:49 PM
Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?


Just noticed too.

:joker::joker::joker:

the truth
27-01-2014, 01:03 PM
I never even noticed that :umm2:

neither did I :joker:

Niamh.
27-01-2014, 01:04 PM
neither did I :joker:

:huh:

Lex
27-01-2014, 01:04 PM
Bit offensive putting Linda in that list, really?

That was intended for people with a certain kind of sense of humour ...like me. :hugesmile: ...people with your kind of soh were supposed to ignore her addition Kate...And not continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from yours! :whistle:

Kate!
27-01-2014, 01:12 PM
That was intended for people with a certain kind of sense of humour ...like me. :hugesmile: ...people with your kind of soh were supposed to ignore her addition Kate...And not continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from yours! :whistle:

I don't 'continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from mine' thanks.

I don't like Linda at all, but neither do I see the need to to be so derogatory towards her. :(

Call her a misery, have an opinion, all that is fine. But I don't agree there's anything funny about this. :shrug:

Crimson Dynamo
27-01-2014, 01:16 PM
I don't 'continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from mine' thanks.

I don't like Linda at all, but neither do I see the need to to be so derogatory towards her. :(

Call her a misery, have an opinion, all that is fine. But I don't agree there's anything funny about this. :shrug:

It is funny and she deserves to be poked fun at as she has zero sense of humour and combines that special attribute with a nasty vindictive streak.

she is quite the catch:hugesmile:

Z
27-01-2014, 01:21 PM
She's not... a man... though

Lex
27-01-2014, 01:25 PM
I don't 'continuously bark at every attempt at a different humour from mine' thanks.

Yes you do i'm afraid!

I don't like Linda at all, but neither do I see the need to to be so derogatory towards her. :(

Twas a light hearted joke!

Call her a misery, have an opinion, all that is fine. But I don't agree there's anything funny about this. :shrug:

As i said...we're different!...I personally don't like her, but defended her as to being a fit foster mum, on another thread the other day!...but cannot see the need to defend her over an outright light-hearted joke about her appearance ...for the life of me?...is she a taboo subject then?...when tbh, I think she , like anyone else would just smile it off!!:shocked:

mizzy25
27-01-2014, 01:38 PM
Why do people assume woman like big willies? Couldn't think of anything worse myself than a huge willie. Ollie is incredibly good looking, I could look @ him all day.

Vanessa
27-01-2014, 01:39 PM
Ollie is very sexy. :smug:

Kate!
27-01-2014, 01:43 PM
As i said...we're different!...I personally don't like her, but defended her as to being a fit foster mum, on another thread the other day!...but cannot see the need to defend her over an outright light-hearted joke about her appearance ...for the life of me?...is she a taboo subject then?...when tbh, I think she , like anyone else would just smile it off!!:shocked:

No Lex. I do not 'bark' at anything.

Iceman
27-01-2014, 01:45 PM
None, but at a push...Lee.

Vanessa
27-01-2014, 01:49 PM
None, but at a push...Lee.

He's cute.

rionablue
27-01-2014, 01:56 PM
Worst year yet for fit men. Jim is fat, Lionel is wrinkly, Dappy is tiny, Lee is sneaky looking, Evander was ok but can hardly remember him. Ollie is probably a tiny bit better looking than the rest of them but I would like to him stripped of that awful fake tan and with a nice hair cut. He has very nice eyes and eyes are what I have always noticed first about a man :hugesmile:

Niamh.
27-01-2014, 02:00 PM
Worst year yet for fit men. Jim is fat, Lionel is wrinkly, Dappy is tiny, Lee is sneaky looking, Evander was ok but can hardly remember him. Ollie is probably a tiny bit better looking than the rest of them but I would like to him stripped of that awful fake tan and with a nice hair cut. He has very nice eyes and eyes are what I have always noticed first about a man :hugesmile:

Ollie is so pretty but almost too pretty to be attracted to him imo

the truth
27-01-2014, 04:04 PM
linda wanted evanders hot dog in her bun

kistar
27-01-2014, 06:03 PM
Ollie is the most beautiful vision of a man I am transfixed by him.

Jamesy
27-01-2014, 06:17 PM
They can all be sexy in different ways. Depends what you're in to.

For me I find none of them attractive. Well, maybe Ollie at a push but he's hardly the best looking guy on the planet - I think people just view him as so hot down to there being little to no eye candy in this years cast.

Z
27-01-2014, 07:38 PM
Ollie's not even attractive IMO, but I don't find the whole metrosexual look very attractive.

abhorson
27-01-2014, 07:42 PM
Come on Ladies, would you want a man to be in front of the mirror more than you?

abhorson
27-01-2014, 07:42 PM
SS, is that sexist?

Vanessa
27-01-2014, 07:42 PM
I like Dappy as well. He's adorable. :p

the truth
27-01-2014, 10:48 PM
jim is half scotsman....imagine him bent over in his kilt , blowing on a bagpipe

Seraphim
28-01-2014, 02:25 PM
I find Ollie more sexy (to me) than anyone else I've seen on TV/film. I even find his body gorgeous, which is strange, because I don't generally go for slim men, bare chests or vanity. If I hadn't melted every time I see Ollie, I'd have said Evander.

Seraphim
28-01-2014, 02:29 PM
Come on Ladies, would you want a man to be in front of the mirror more than you?

I could cope with it fine if he had Ollie's sex appeal :)

Vanessa
28-01-2014, 02:33 PM
jim is half scotsman....imagine him bent over in his kilt , blowing on a bagpipe

:joker:

HD
28-01-2014, 02:39 PM
Don't find Ollie attractive at all, I like my men to look (& act) manly. Like grrrr and fling you about etc. Ollie couldn't do that.

Vanessa
28-01-2014, 02:40 PM
Don't find Ollie attractive at all, I like my men to look (& act) manly. Like grrrr and fling you about etc. Ollie couldn't do that.

I think he's sweet. :smug:

HD
28-01-2014, 02:42 PM
I think he's sweet. :smug:

:yuk:

I can't cope with men wearing fake tan either, it's so shameful (to me).

Vanessa
28-01-2014, 02:43 PM
:yuk:

I can't cope with men wearing fake tan either, it's so shameful (to me).

I couldn't stand him before, but i'm warming to him now. He's a nice guy.

Ammi
28-01-2014, 04:27 PM
..Ollie is the most beautiful but I don't think he's very sexual...hmmm, Evander was the sexiest...

Niamh.
28-01-2014, 04:28 PM
..Ollie is the most beautiful but I don't think he's very sexual...hmmm, Evander was the sexiest...

I agree exactly with that

HD
28-01-2014, 04:29 PM
Evander :yuk:

Men with big lips = no.

y'all are deranged :laugh:

Vanessa
28-01-2014, 04:29 PM
I think Ollie is sexy. :evilgrin:

Niamh.
28-01-2014, 04:31 PM
Evander :yuk:

Men with big lips = no.

y'all are deranged :laugh:

He's big and muscly, I like that :smug:

Ammi
28-01-2014, 04:32 PM
I think Ollie is sexy. :evilgrin:

..haha..for me, he's like a beautiful package but inside it's just a boring pair of socks....






..I'm joking with you..

flamingGalah!
28-01-2014, 04:42 PM
Hmmm, tough call...

Lionel & Jim, err no thanks...
Evander is too old for me...
Dappy is a scrawny little oik (& his dinkle only looks big cos he's so small!)
Ollie is pretty, but there is nothing sexual about him at all...
So I hate to say it, as much of a ****** as he is, it would be Lee for me D:

Vanessa
28-01-2014, 04:44 PM
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/379662_633274800091107_1912617652_n.jpg

the truth
28-01-2014, 05:33 PM
Evander :yuk:

Men with big lips = no.

y'all are deranged :laugh:

is that lippist? hmmmm

Z
28-01-2014, 05:42 PM
None of them; three of them are past the age of being eye candy and the other three are pathetic in their own way and just not desirable at all

dyfed
28-01-2014, 05:47 PM
She's not... a man... though

Are you sure...:joker:

dyfed
28-01-2014, 05:48 PM
They have all entertained me,what a season it has been,best ever...

Natalie.
28-01-2014, 06:21 PM
None really, Ollie I guess but he's too pretty