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Benjamin
30-01-2014, 08:19 PM
I had a girl come in today and I asked her name and she said Neeve and I was like I bet know how to spell that and spelled it 'Niamh' and she was impressed. I then said I bet people call her Nim, Ni-am or Niaomi all the time and she was so amused by me.

I then said it was because I knew an old lady with that name. :pipe:


This seemed more interesting at the time in my head and I could have just posted this on your wall and saved everyone ten seconds of their life having to read this.

Niamh.
30-01-2014, 08:20 PM
You never told me you knew an old lady called Niamh as well :idc:

HD
30-01-2014, 08:20 PM
:laugh:

Benjamin
30-01-2014, 08:21 PM
You never told me you knew an old lady called Niamh as well :idc:

Oh did I not? Yeah she is Irish and smells of wee. She also has a weird obsession with fireman and gay men.

Marc
30-01-2014, 08:23 PM
I knew how to pronounce it once with a woman and I felt warm and fussy inside

Niamh.
30-01-2014, 08:23 PM
Oh did I not? Yeah she is Irish and smells of wee. She also has a weird obsession with fireman and gay men.

Oh I know her, her name isn't Niamh you silly billy, it's Lee, alzheimers acting up again? :hehe:

Kate!
30-01-2014, 08:24 PM
:laugh:

Shaun
30-01-2014, 08:24 PM
was there any neeve to share this with us ben!!!!!!!!

Niamh.
30-01-2014, 08:24 PM
I knew how to pronounce it once with a woman and I felt warm and fussy inside

Glad I could be of service, one day you'll meet another Niamh and you can use it as a chat up line :love:

Pete.
30-01-2014, 08:33 PM
Used to know two people named Niamh - one was Irish, one was English

Z
30-01-2014, 08:37 PM
I know quite a few Niamhs so I never had any problem pronouncing or spelling Niamh.

Niamh.
30-01-2014, 08:38 PM
Now you're just showing off Greg :idc:

Z
30-01-2014, 08:39 PM
Now you're just showing off Greg :idc:

Well Niamh, I have an IQ bigger than my shoe size so I knew how to pronounce a one syllable long, five letter word :idc:

Niamh.
30-01-2014, 08:42 PM
Well Niamh, I have an IQ bigger than my shoe size so I knew how to pronounce a one syllable long, five letter word :idc:

Well, if you live in Munster it has two syllables but I don't want to confuse the issue

Z
30-01-2014, 08:45 PM
Well, if you live in Munster it has two syllables but I don't want to confuse the issue

For a second I thought of Muenster in Germany before I realised you meant Ireland :joker:

Niamh.
30-01-2014, 08:48 PM
For a second I thought of Muenster in Germany before I realised you meant Ireland :joker:

:joker:

Marc
30-01-2014, 08:54 PM
Glad I could be of service, one day you'll meet another Niamh and you can use it as a chat up line :love:

:evilgrin:

reece(:
30-01-2014, 08:57 PM
One of my school friends is called Niamh... it's not that rare is it ? :p

Saph
30-01-2014, 08:58 PM
You never told me you knew an old lady called Niamh as well :idc:

:joker:

Kyle
30-01-2014, 09:07 PM
I don't know any Niamh's. Where do you find these mythological creatures?

Kate!
30-01-2014, 09:13 PM
Niamh
I do believe
That one day
Not too far away
You'll get your wish
To slap Ben with a fish
Across his face
With style and grace
I believe
In you Niamh

Z
30-01-2014, 09:17 PM
One of my school friends is called Niamh... it's not that rare is it ? :p

Maybe it's only common up in Scotland/northern England (and obviously Ireland & Northern Ireland) because I know loads of Niamhs, it's a fairly common name IMO

Shaun
30-01-2014, 09:18 PM
everything about Niamh is common

Z
30-01-2014, 09:21 PM
everything about Niamh is common

from her name to her common get it boys :evilgrin: attitude :ppppp

smudgie
30-01-2014, 10:26 PM
I have a niece with Niamh as her middle name:hugesmile:

Irish on her maternal side.

Benjamin
31-01-2014, 01:23 AM
Oh I know her, her name isn't Niamh you silly billy, it's Lee, alzheimers acting up again? :hehe:

:laugh:

Niamh.
31-01-2014, 10:29 AM
Niamh
I do believe
That one day
Not too far away
You'll get your wish
To slap Ben with a fish
Across his face
With style and grace
I believe
In you Niamh

Beautiful :')