Flatulence

[Kyle]

Anybody got any fart related stories? Ever copped the blame for someone else's gaff? Or was it you all along? :suspect:

[reece(:]

D:

[mizzy25]

I blame the dogs lol

[Marc]

I use my desk fan at work. A. Lot.

[HD]

I've nearly sharted before

[King Gizzard]

welcome to off season

[Jake.]

Since when did Marc have a multi

[Kyle]

welcome to off season

It was either this or a thread about haemorrhoids. I think you all got off lightly.

[HD]

hemmies :amazed:

[thesheriff443]

a guy used to light his farts down the pub.

[Kyle]

hemmies :amazed:

I think I like you.

[Kyle]

a guy used to light his farts down the pub.

So it's true then?

[HD]

:evilgrin:

[Smithy]

Yes, omg, right, I had really really bad guts a couple of weeks ago, and the worst stomach ache ever, anyway I was at work talking to this woman I work with who was behind the till and as I was walkiing behind her I farted, and it must have been silent cause no one heard anything, then as I was walking away, she started freaking out saying omg what's that smell!? And I said idk have you farted? And she said she'd never make a smell that bad, then I gave her a dirty look and she was like honestly, it wasn't me! So anyway as I walked away she started gagging and nearly threw up in the bin

I kept blaming her even though it was me hehehe

[thesheriff443]

So it's true then?

that you can light them?

[Kyle]

I use my desk fan at work. A. Lot.

:joker:

[Kyle]

Yes, omg, right, I had really really bad guts a couple of weeks ago, and the worst stomach ache ever, anyway I was at work talking to this woman I work with who was behind the till and as I was walkiing behind her I farted, and it must have been silent cause no one heard anything, then as I was walking away, she started freaking out saying omg what's that smell!? And I said idk have you farted? And she said she'd never make a smell that bad, then I gave her a dirty look and she was like honestly, it wasn't me! So anyway as I walked away she started gagging and nearly threw up in the bin

I kept blaming her even though it was me hehehe

:hugesmile: Bloody excellent, take a bow son.

that you can light them?

That YOU light your farts. :umm2:

[Kate!]

Women don't fart :angel: we trump gently and smell like rose petals on the breeze.

[Z]

I don't think I've had any memorable farts :umm2: what a flop

[Kyle]

We had a lad at school that was forever farting. He was always blowing stuff out his arse. He used to sit at the back and all of a sudden you would hear this giggle followed by people gagging and coughing. Sure enough, just like a cloud it eventually travelled to where i was sat. I'm sure that's the reason I have a hairy chest.

[Jessica.]

Ladies don't fart.

[Firewire]

once i farted and my little sister was sick :laugh2:

[HD]

Women don't fart :angel: we trump gently and smell like rose petals on the breeze.

Bollocks!
Women fart and their button falls off. fact.

[Kyle]

I don't think I've had any memorable farts :umm2: what a flop

Uh oh. Sounds Like you opened the hatch and launched an unauthorised torpedo.

[Kyle]

Bollocks!
Women fart and their button falls off. fact.

Oh what do they call it when women pass gas out of their coin purse now? There was an episode of South Park about it. Funny as fook.

[Kyle]

once i farted and my little sister was sick :laugh2:

:joker:

[Kate!]

This thread :laugh:

[Kyle]

I will give 10 points to anybody who squeezed one out in a packed elevator.

[HD]

QUEEFING.

screams

[thesheriff443]

Oh what do they call it when women pass gas out of their coin purse now? There was an episode of South Park about it. Funny as fook.

that's called a fanny fart.

[Natalie.]

once i farted and my little sister was sick :laugh2:

:laugh:

[Kyle]

QUEEFING.

screams

that's called a fanny fart.

Hd has the word I was looking for Sheriff. It was bugging the crap out of me. :hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

Hd has the word I was looking for Sheriff. It was bugging the crap out of me. :hugesmile:

eat my sh*t kyle:bawling:

[Kyle]

eat my sh*t kyle:bawling:

Why don't you Come on over here and let one off in my face big boy :evilgrin:

[HD]

Why don't you Come on over here and let one off in my face big boy :evilgrin:

I farted in my ex's face by accident many moons ago :umm2:

[thesheriff443]

Why don't you Come on over here and let one off in my face big boy :evilgrin:

muttly snigger:joker:

[Kyle]

I farted in my ex's face by accident many moons ago :umm2:

D:

This sounds like an interesting story. You don't happen to be in the 18+ group by any chance do you?

[Jessica.]

I farted in my ex's face by accident many moons ago :umm2:

Maybe you shouldn't moon people when you have wind then..

[HD]

D:

This sounds like an interesting story. You don't happen to be in the 18+ group by any chance do you?
nope :<

Maybe you shouldn't moon people when you have wind then..

he shouldn't have h...

*doesn't want an infraction* :evilgrin:

[Jessica.]

:fist:

[Kyle]

Any stories then Jess?

[HD]

I want in on this 18+ group omg

[Kyle]

I want in on this 18+ group omg

I can't remember which mod I paid off to get in now....

[HD]

payment in kind :evilgrin:

[Kate!]

Men - bloody one track minds. Filth!

[thesheriff443]

I can't remember which mod I paid off to get in now....

paid off or pulled off:shocked:

[HD]

http://i.imgflip.com/649xf.gif

[thesheriff443]

Men - bloody one track minds. Filth!

awful kate just awful:joker:

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

[Kyle]

I hated it in school when someone would say "whoever smelt it dealt it".

[HD]

whoever smelt it, jims fault.

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/01/celebrity-big-brother-2014-lineup-s-15-250x250.jpg

[Kyle]

whoever smelt it, jims fault.

http://static.tellymix.co.uk/files/2014/01/celebrity-big-brother-2014-lineup-s-15-250x250.jpg

http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/RRnhhqW.gif

[thesheriff443]

I hated it in school when someone would say "whoever smelt it dealt it".

nothing like a plastic chair in school to make it bang.

my brother and his mate got a class emptied one by one as the teacher tried to find the bum machine:joker:

[Kyle]

I think I made a mistake with my thread title. On the sidebar it says 'flatulence by Kyle' makes it sound like I did it just now. :notimpressed:

[HD]

sounds like fragrance :evilgrin:

[HD]

Flatulence by Kyle

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/363000/620x/39363.jpg

[Kyle]

Hahahaha.

He talks sh*t so why not smell like it too :dance:

[Josy]

Wtf have I just read D:

[HD]

:laugh3:

[Kyle]

Wtf have I just read D:

Look at this. More evidence of Josy bullying me.

[Josy]

Look at this. More evidence of Josy bullying me.

http://i44.tinypic.com/15s92mv.jpg

[Kyle]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15s92mv.jpg

And to think I trusted you. :fist: