Cheeky Limericks

[Kate!]

There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
His dick was a flower
And his balls were tangled in weeds!

Next??

[HD]

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[Kate!]

What is that? :suspect: can't see it?

[HD]

:laugh2:

[Josy]

Could you make that pic a bit bigger I'm struggling to see it from here.

[Kyle]

There once was a lad called HD
Who thought haemorrhoids were funny
He sat down on the loo
Squeezed real hard for a poo
But he somehow shat out a bunny

[HD]

omfg :laugh3:

[Kate!]

D:

[Josy]

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up it's hole
and paralysed it's plunker

Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slice of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb jumped out
A big dog tried to.............

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon

[Kyle]

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up it's hole
and paralysed it's plunker

Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead,
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slice of bread.

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket.
And every time the lamb jumped out
A big dog tried to.............

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon

D: wtf have I just read.

[Josy]

Its on like Donkey Kong

[Kate!]

Josy :worship:

[Kyle]

Is there an echo in here?

[HD]

poor lamb

[Kate!]

Josy had a Rottweiler
She taught it, for a lark
To chase down
Kyle and HD
And drag them round the park

[Josy]

Josy had a Rottweiler
She taught it, for a lark
To chase down
Kyle and HD
And drag them round the park

:joker::joker:

[HD]

:(

[Kate!]

:(

Wuv u weally

[Kazanne]

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

[Kate!]

:laugh3:

[Kazanne]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

[Kyle]

Josy had a Rottweiler
She taught it, for a lark
To chase down
Kyle and HD
And drag them round the park

That sounds like Josy alright.

Training up vicious animals to mercilessly hunt down upstanding citizens like myself and HD.

[Livia]

When Lady Penelope swoons
Her bosoms pop out like balloons.
But the butler stands by
With a gleam in his eye
And pops them both back with warm spoons.

[Kyle]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often


Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

That second one sounds like this reggae guy called Judge Dread my dad had a record of. He used to sing stuff like that.

[Kazanne]

When Lady Penelope swoons
Her bosoms pop out like balloons.
But the butler stands by
With a gleam in his eye
And pops them both back with warm spoons.

:joker::joker::joker:I wondered what he'de been up to,the swine:joker::joker:

[Kate!]

That sounds like Josy alright.

Training up vicious animals to mercilessly hunt down upstanding citizens like myself and HD.

Bahahahahahahaha!

[Kazanne]

That second one sounds like this reggae guy called Judge Dread my dad had a record of. He used to sing stuff like that.

your dad sounds fun Kyle:hugesmile:

[Livia]

I should have been in bed an hour ago... still, just one more, eh?

There was a young man from Bombay
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He was chained to the tiller
With a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a ******ing long way.

[Kyle]

your dad sounds fun Kyle:hugesmile:

Well, you can't have him :nono:

[HD]

Bahahahahahahaha!

:S

[Kazanne]

Well, you can't have him :nono:

Spoil sport :hmph:

[Kazanne]

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon

[Kate!]

I should have been in bed an hour ago... still, just one more, eh?

There was a young man from Bombay
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He was chained to the tiller
With a sex-starved gorilla
And China's a ******ing long way.

:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

There was a young girl called Kazanne
A massive Gerard Butler fan
She dragged him down the alley
Where they got very pally
And now she's pushing a pram!

[Kazanne]

There was a young girl called Kazanne
A massive Gerard Butler fan
She dragged him down the alley
Where they got very pally
And now she's pushing a pram!

:joker: Sounds good to me kate:joker:

[Kyle]

There was a Tibb member called Kazanne
You could say she was a massive Butler fan
She has quite the obsession
But dare not ye mention
That you think that his acting is ham


:ninja2:

[Kate!]

:fist:

[Kyle]

Whoops

[Kazanne]

There was a young man called kyle
who I really liked for a while
but he crossed the line one day
when the Butler ,he did slay
she settled it once and for all
kazanne kicked him in the left ball!!!!

Take that you rat:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy

[HD]

racist

[Kazanne]

racist

:joker::joker:

[Kyle]

There was a young man called kyle
who I really liked for a while
but he crossed the line one day
when the Butler ,he did slay
she settled it once and for all
kazanne kicked him in the left ball!!!!

Take that you rat:joker::joker::joker:

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[HD]

There once was an artist named Saint
Who swallowed some samples of paint
All Shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint!

[Kazanne]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/stwabobby/1174120752307.jpg (http://s6.photobucket.com/user/stwabobby/media/1174120752307.jpg.html)

:bawling: YOU are so cruel Kyle
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bjDTRmhur4c/TQ3D177RAQI/AAAAAAAAAhA/GX9qIFRp9vY/s1600/crying-smiley.png

[Kate!]

There once was a donkey
It's legs were rather wonky
The townsfolk wondered why
Till one day they did spy
The farmer getting honky

Poor donkey

[Kazanne]

There was a young man from Harrow,
who had one as big as a marrow.
He said to his tart, try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.

[HD]

If Gerard Butler spat in my face I wouldn't even be angry. :worship:

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

[Kazanne]

If Gerard Butler spat in my face I wouldn't even be angry. :worship:

D: but he's MINE :bawling:

[Kyle]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130225190347/glee/images/7/75/Im_Sorry.gif

[Kyle]

If Gerard Butler farted in my face I wouldn't even be angry. :worship:

D:

[HD]

D: but he's MINE :bawling:

:(
greedy mare


:D

[Kazanne]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130225190347/glee/images/7/75/Im_Sorry.gif

Aw,Fanks http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn157/sal-ad_daze/thank-you-smiley-kiss-ag1.gif

[Kate!]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130225190347/glee/images/7/75/Im_Sorry.gif

Awwwww

[HD]

D:

:amazed:

[Kazanne]

:(
greedy mare


:D

Well being as you have such excellent taste we can share him,but don't tell the others,the poor bloke will be knackered:devil:

[Kazanne]

D:

and you thought I was bad:joker::joker:

[Kate!]

:idc: I'll just have Joseph Gordon :hmph:

[Kazanne]

:idc: I'll just have Joseph Gordon :hmph:

WHO,:joker:
A kinky young girl from Bexhill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina, in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

[HD]

Well being as you have such excellent taste we can share him,but don't tell the others,the poor bloke will be knackered:devil:

:amazed:
:love: