The Washing Machine Diaries: A HD Story

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LOVE.
BUTTONS.
MUSIC.
WASHING MACHINES.
DRYERS.
THE WASHING MACHINE DIARIES

I will be the Lead writer with Kate and HD adding other bits and pieces to it (hopefully)

[HD]

omg :amazed:

[Kate!]

:amazed:

[Kate!]

Theme tune!! Sugababes - Push the button!

[HD]

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The Story so far


Diary of HD's washing machine

27th January
Today I washed some coloured tshirts :)

28th January
I'm washing some underweOH GOD OWNER IS VIOLATING ME HELP HES CALLING HIS BUMHOLE A BUTTON AND HES MOANING AND HELP ME NOW OHMY****INGGOD HELLLLLLLP

29th January
I spent the rest of yesterday crying in the shower.
I'm afraid I can't take it anymore.

Goodbye.

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[HD]

omfg i wonder what happened after WM killed itself. OR DID IT SURVIVE!?

[Kate!]

30th January 2014.

HD returns home after searching all night for the runaway washing machine. His neighbour Kate has news!

HD : Kate, have you seen my washing machine?
Kate : No, but a policeman came earlier, and said they've got it in custody. It was arrested in the early hours at the garage on Tumble Lane, trying to steal a box of Vanish!
HD : OMFG!!

To be continued

[HD]

:laugh2: genius tbh

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HD browses for a new washing machine:
Hot red head:
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Crazy chick:
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[Kate!]

The red one :love:

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30th January
He got the repair man in. HE GOT THE ****ING REPAIR MAN IN.
I just want to be in peace, I don't want his "Button". As soon as the repairman got in the van, HD smiled at me, evilly.

Okay, he just came home from shopping and he has a saddle. Oh god no.

He put a load of washing in me, I'm so nervous, when is he going to strike again?
Oh ****... Oh **** oh **** oh **** I just puked everywhere. I've flooded the room! Clothes everywhere.

To be continued...

[HD]

LOOOOOOOOL

I love the red one btw, it looks well slutty :evilgrin:

[Kate!]

It's called Felicity !