Could you eat human?

[Roy Mars III]

hmm....

[King Gizzard]

Nope

Even if it was the only thing I could eat and I was dying of starvation....unless I became mad and did it then

[Kate!]

Ew no.

[Drew.]

Definitely not

[Marc]

I've never seen the option on the menu

[Roy Mars III]

poll now

[King Gizzard]

Now I can't get the picture of that guy who was being eaten alive in Hostel out of my head

[Kate!]

Apple, bleeeeurgh!

[Shaun]

in all honesty, I would consider it just to say I'd done it... obviously it'd have to be from a dead person, and not one I'd killed :laugh: or had been killed just for that reason.

But I don't know... might be a bit squeamish, depends how it's cooked LOL

[Natalie.]

nah i wouldn't

[joeysteele]

My Grandad always said to me,and he had felt great hunger during the war at times, that if you really were reaching the very end as to starvation that the body's survival instinct would then take over.

You would then eat anything you could get your hands on to survive,so I guess in that situation although I would hope never ever to be in that situation,likely to survive I would.

[Z]

I just don't think I could do it, I'd rather eat vegetation or starve to death I think

[thesheriff443]

in a survival situation yes as long as it was not one of my family.

[Vicky.]

Bet it tastes like chicken. Everything else seems to :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

*Kate*, Drew., Morrissey, Zee

I would like to be stuck on a raft with you guys

[thesheriff443]

*Kate*, Drew., Morrissey, Zee

I would like to be stuck on a raft with you guys

I would have a nibble on kate before we got to the starving stage:shocked::joker:

[HD]

I'd probably have a nosh on Greg.



:hehe:

[GypsyGoth]

Sure, but only for survival.

[Vanessa]

Noooooooooooooo! D:

[Z]

I'd probably have a nosh on Greg.



:hehe:

:joker:

*Kate*, Drew., Morrissey, Zee

I would like to be stuck on a raft with you guys

Aw cute when will we tell our parents

[Jessica.]

I really couldn't even answer that question, so I just picked the most random answer
because there was no Fellatio option.

[Pete.]

strange question :suspect:

not sure

[MTVN]

Sure, if it was the difference between surviving and dying. Obviously would need to be dead though, wouldn't kill someone or eat someone alive or anything, but if there was a dead bloke sitting next to me I might fire up the barbie and get him cooking, probably doesn't taste too bad if cooked right and with a bit of salt

[Cherie]

I figure I could club MTVN to death and turn him into a tasty stew if I was starving.

[Black Dagger]

I've had part of a human in my mouth before ha ha ha.

[Cherie]

I've had part of a human in my mouth before ha ha ha.

haven't we all dear :idc:

[Mystic Mock]

Not sure, Human might taste nice but it's my pride that would get in the way.

[Tom4784]

Yes, if I had no other choice.

[Josy]

Yes, for survival.

I've had part of a human in my mouth before ha ha ha.

haven't we all dear :idc:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Josy]

Yes, I would like to try it in a formal setting ( ex. a dinner party)

Creepy

[Tom4784]

haven't we all dear :idc:

You need Jesus in your life.

[Mystic Mock]

Creepy

Well I think we all admire Hannibal's way of doing don't we? After all he does like to have people for dinner.

[Roy Mars III]

Creepy

I've been watching Hannibal

[Kazanne]

Depends what human and which part:evilgrin: Aren't we closest to pigs ,so I reckon we'de taste like pork.

[Sophiee]

no way. I'd much rather starve.

[Kizzy]

No, Charles Saachi said something like ' if it wasn't for murder cannibalism would be acceptable' recently... Forget 'let them eat cake', let them eat each other eh charlie?... :suspect:

[Ramsay]

Dont see the big deal

[Ramsay]

Im sure with some chilli sauce it would be delicious

[Ramsay]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human

[Mystic Mock]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Cook_A_Human

Lol, only on Uncyclopedia.

[Glenn.]

For survival yes.

[Jake.]

I'd eat you all in an instant

[Glenn.]

Jake. Hannibal Lector

[Ammi]

..I don't eat non human meat so my instinct would say NO..but in a survival situation, I guess I can't really say tbh..it's not something you could predict unless you were in it....

[thesheriff443]

No, Charles Saachi said something like ' if it wasn't for murder cannibalism would be acceptable' recently... Forget 'let them eat cake', let them eat each other eh charlie?... :suspect:

nigella was always hungry for Charlie.

[Kate!]

This thread is creepy yet hilarious

[Benjamin]

I just don't think I could do it, I'd rather eat vegetation or starve to death I think

-Imagines you grazing on the grass like a starving Zebu-

[Kyle]

It would have to be a dire situation indeed if I was ever going to contemplate eating human meat.

Having said that if I garnished it with some oregano, basil and an oxo cube I suppose penis soup would be a little more appetising. :think:

[Mystic Mock]

It would have to be a dire situation indeed if I was ever going to contemplate eating human meat.

Having said that if I garnished it with some oregano, basil and an oxo cube I suppose penis soup would be a little more appetising. :think:

I like your way of thinking.:hugesmile:

[Z]

-Imagines you grazing on the grass like a starving Zebu-

Zeeeeebu

[Livia]

No never. And I can't think of any scenario where I would have to.

[smeagol]

i like to eat liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

[lostalex]

only if he asked nicely. :)

[lostalex]

i like to eat liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

sorry, we don't have chianti... we only have australian chardonnay tonight... do you still want the human liver> or would you like something else? We have a chef's special Mahi Mahi...

[smeagol]

sorry, we don't have chianti... we only have australian chardonnay tonight... do you still want the human liver> or would you like something else? We have a chef's special Mahi Mahi...

fish raw and wriggerling yum not sure on dolphin though i'd rather eat a human