View Full Version : A Question For the Ladies
lostalex
03-02-2014, 05:33 PM
Ladies, if you woke up tomorrow with a penis between your legs, what would you do with it?
Would you use it on a man? Would you try it out in a woman? What would you do?
Would you ignore it and wish it was gone?
A Question to all the heterosexual ladies mainly (i can already imagine what the gay ladies would do with it) but what would you do?
If you are married or have boyfriend, would you want to ****** your boyfriend? or would you think that would be too "gay" to do it to your boyfriend?
I'm really curious to know how the girls around here would feel if they had a dick and what they would do with it. :)
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smudgie
03-02-2014, 05:35 PM
I would probably have a heart attack.
Make arrangements to have it removed ASAP.
lostalex
03-02-2014, 05:39 PM
I would probably have a heart attack.
Make arrangements to have it removed ASAP.
you wouldn't be curious and want to experiment with it at all?
smudgie
03-02-2014, 05:40 PM
you wouldn't be curious and want to experiment with it at all?
No, maybe in my younger day.
Past all that now Alex.:hugesmile:
Experimenting that is:joker:
lostalex
03-02-2014, 05:59 PM
No, maybe in my younger day.
Past all that now Alex.:hugesmile:
Experimenting that is:joker:
not even just take a bath and touch it a bit before you had it chopped off?
Vicky.
03-02-2014, 06:01 PM
I would have a wank immediately
Then possibly go rub myself on strangers legs/hips on a train. Just for the sake of it. Seems to be the done thing for blokes round here :umm2:
lostalex
03-02-2014, 06:02 PM
I would have a wank immediately
Then possibly go rub myself on strangers legs/hips on a train. Just for the sake of it. Seems to be the done thing for blokes round here :umm2:
:hugesmile:
lol @ you assuming this forum has "ladies"
:hehe:
Kazanne
03-02-2014, 06:05 PM
I'de have to have a little fiddle and piddle,certainly have a tug to see how it feels,if I like it I might keep it.
Kazanne
03-02-2014, 06:05 PM
lol @ you assuming this forum has "ladies"
:hehe:
Erm,excuse me?:hugesmile:
lostalex
03-02-2014, 06:06 PM
I really think you ladies would be surprised. i really think women don't understand how amazing/powerful/crazy a penis really is.
I think women just see a penis has doe sort of mechanical function on a man, you ladies really don't understand how awesome it actually is to have one.
As a man, i don't think women even really understand what an orgasm is. I just don't think a female orgasm is the same as a mans. and also the idea that you can have an orgasm whenever you want, wouldn't that be exciting to you?
it seems like women need a lot of work to get to orgasm, but for men it's so easy.
smudgie
03-02-2014, 06:09 PM
not even just take a bath and touch it a bit before you had it chopped off?
Nah, I have touched enough of them in my day:devil:
lostalex
03-02-2014, 06:10 PM
Nah, I have touched enough of them in my day:devil:
ohh, you were a fun date, huh? :elephant:
smudgie
03-02-2014, 06:12 PM
ohh, you were a fun date, huh? :elephant:
Hmmmmm, you only live once you might as well enjoy yourself on the way.
Kazanne
03-02-2014, 06:13 PM
Nah, I have touched enough of them in my day:devil:
Ya dirty muckka smudgie :joker::joker::joker:
Erm,excuse me?:hugesmile:
Exception :wink:
Hmmmmm, you only live once you might as well enjoy yourself on the way.
:worship:
Kazanne
03-02-2014, 06:18 PM
Exception :wink:
:worship:
:blush::hugesmile:
Vanessa
03-02-2014, 06:20 PM
I'd want to use it. :creep:
lostalex
03-02-2014, 06:21 PM
I'd want to use it. :creep:
on a boy or a girl?
Vanessa
03-02-2014, 06:22 PM
on a boy or a girl?
On a guy. I don't fancy women. :nono:
lostalex
03-02-2014, 06:25 PM
On a guy. I don't fancy women. :nono:
a gay guy or a straight guy?
would you go easy on him? or would you ****** the shhh out of him?
Ninastar
03-02-2014, 06:28 PM
i'd find a girl and have sex with her, definitely
Ninastar
03-02-2014, 06:28 PM
id defs have a wank first though
Natalie.
03-02-2014, 06:33 PM
yeah i would probably sleep with a girl too
Vanessa
03-02-2014, 06:42 PM
a gay guy or a straight guy?
would you go easy on him? or would you ****** the shhh out of him?
I'd try my luck with a straight guy. I'd be gentle at first. :devil:
thesheriff443
03-02-2014, 07:03 PM
this thread and those that have posted, my eyes have been opened,lol
lostalex
03-02-2014, 07:09 PM
this thread and those that have posted, my eyes have been opened,lol
it's fascinating right?
lostalex
03-02-2014, 07:10 PM
i think if chicks could have a dick for a day they'd be much more generous sexually. if they really knew what it feels like to have a dick they'd understand.
I'm just glad to be gay, mmmkay!
if i had a Vag for a day,. i;'d be very generous to straight guys. i'd definitely wanna get ******ed :)
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