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Ammi
14-02-2014, 05:50 AM
..as it's Valentine's Day, a bit of a love related thread...your first kiss..everything you expected or awkward/embarrassing..?...

lostalex
14-02-2014, 06:01 AM
First REAL kiss (meaning a boy, girls don't count imo).... , I was drunk, it was the first time I went to a gay club. I was dancing with a guy and he just started making out with me out of the blue. I was shocked at first, but it felt amazing. I loved it, liked it so much i think i made out with at least 5 different guys that night. Any doubts I had about being gay were over and done with.

Not a very romantic story, I don't even know his name, or remember what he looked like. but hey, my life isn't a fairy tale.

mizzy25
14-02-2014, 08:03 AM
Mine was unexpected, it was xmas time and this guy a complete stranger grabbed me and kissed me. I was quite relieved to get it over with tbh I was about 16. Never looked back lol

Jesus.
14-02-2014, 08:19 AM
Sloppy and over-enthusiastic. Happened on the coach on way to a school skiing trip, and it basically lasted for the whole week interspersed with forced descent down the French alps.

lostalex
14-02-2014, 08:25 AM
Sloppy and over-enthusiastic. Happened on the coach on way to a school skiing trip, and it basically lasted for the whole week interspersed with forced descent down the French alps.

that sounds so posh. are you posh?

Jesus.
14-02-2014, 08:26 AM
that sounds so posh. are you posh?

Snogging on a coach sounds posh?

lostalex
14-02-2014, 08:32 AM
Snogging on a coach sounds posh?

your first kiss being on a ski holiday in the Alps.

Jesus.
14-02-2014, 08:38 AM
your first kiss being on a ski holiday in the Alps.

It's a lot different over here, as we're a short coach hop away from the alps to begin with, so it's relatively inexpensive.

But the kiss probably started on some very non-posh motorway in the UK. We just spent the next week glued at the mouth.

lostalex
14-02-2014, 08:47 AM
did you end up ****ing her?

Jesus.
14-02-2014, 08:51 AM
did you end up ****ing her?

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No

lostalex
14-02-2014, 08:57 AM
is that freddy from BB10?

Jesus.
14-02-2014, 09:01 AM
It's from a show on channel 4 in the UK called "the undateables" There is a thread about it on here, somewhere.

You should check the program out if you get chance, as it's well worth a watch.

lostalex
14-02-2014, 09:02 AM
It's from a show on channel 4 in the UK called "the undateables" There is a thread about it on here, somewhere.

You should check the program out if you get chance, as it's well worth a watch.

Oh i think i've seen it, it's the one about midgets and ******* dating, right? I don't think any of them actually found love. (shocker)

Channel 4 loves a good freakshow don't they. They also do the body shock docs right? the supposedly "educational" documentaries about people with the most shocking deformities they can find?

They need to get Louis Theroux back, he is the best at making freakshow docs and pretending he really cares.

Jack.
14-02-2014, 05:58 PM
Never kissed anyone

Mystic Mock
14-02-2014, 06:00 PM
..as it's Valentine's Day, a bit of a love related thread...your first kiss..everything you expected or awkward/embarrassing..?...

It was great......................... in my head.:joker:

Shaun
14-02-2014, 06:04 PM
Drunk and messy. We were 14.

reece(:
14-02-2014, 06:05 PM
I've had drunken ones with friends but I don't really count those so I haven't had a proper one

jackc1806
14-02-2014, 06:06 PM
In Belgium haha

Cherie
14-02-2014, 06:33 PM
I recall it being soft and a bit wet I was only 13, it was different to what I expected for some reason

Mystic Mock
14-02-2014, 06:34 PM
I recall it being soft and a bit wet I was only 13, it was different to what I expected for some reason

:shocked: How old was the guy?

Glenn.
14-02-2014, 06:47 PM
My first kiss was very wet and there was definite tonguage

MTVN
14-02-2014, 07:08 PM
Think it was alright, I was 15 and pretty drunk at the time though

Kyle
14-02-2014, 07:18 PM
It was great.





And to top it off the farmer wasn't watching the goat at the time so I think I got away with it.

Mystic Mock
14-02-2014, 07:19 PM
Was it a great kid Kyle?

Kyle
14-02-2014, 07:20 PM
Was it a great kid Kyle?

It was a bit gruff at first mock but billy gave as good as he got eventually.

Mystic Mock
14-02-2014, 07:21 PM
It was a bit gruff at first mock but billy gave as good as he got eventually.

:joker: How many bucks did you have to pay out?

Kyle
14-02-2014, 07:25 PM
:joker: How many bucks did you have to pay out?

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Harry!
14-02-2014, 07:33 PM
Amazing, I went out clubbing on NYE with some twitter friends and I kissed him while we were in the club, it seems to be a success as we are now in a relationship.

Firewire
14-02-2014, 07:54 PM
Haven't had a proper one but my first kiss was when I was drunk and frisky

smudgie
14-02-2014, 09:03 PM
First kiss, first boyfriend, I was all of 4/5.
Can't remember the kiss other than he chased me all over the school playground to get it. I can still remember his name.:hugesmile:

Benjamin
14-02-2014, 09:13 PM
I honestly cannot remember

Lee.
14-02-2014, 09:20 PM
Mines was a disgusting experience! It involved a LOT of tongue and when I opened my eyes, my grandma was watching us :sad:

MTVN
14-02-2014, 09:53 PM
Mines was a disgusting experience! It involved a LOT of tongue and when I opened my eyes, my grandma was watching us :sad:

:joker: