James
20-08-2006, 10:09 AM
20 August 2006
NOW I'M IN POLE DANCING PARADISE
BIG BROTHER EXCLUSIVE GLYN: MY STORY We help Glyn enjoy his new freedom
By Michael Duffy And Lara Gould
BIG brother schoolboy Glyn was in PARADISE yesterday when the Sunday Mirror laid on a five-star pole-dance show for him.
Runner-up Glyn Wise, 18, blushed in delight as two pretty dancers performed for him in a London bar.
After 13 long hot weeks cooped up on BB7, grinning Welshman Glyn said: "This is perfect. I've gone from the mad house to paradise."
He revealed he's now obsessed with fake breasts after being surrounded by four silicone-enhanced housemates.
"I'm from a small town in North Wales. This is perfect. Thank you to the Sunday Mirror for laying this on.
"It is what I dreamed of in the house after being surrounded by gorgeous girls like Lea and Imogen.
"They just don't have girls with dyed hair and fake breasts where I'm from. Now I'm sitting in the middle of London, getting my own personal lapdance. Magic or what!
"I've been told that there will be a lot of girls throwing themselves at me now and that's fine ...
"I'm going to stay single and have the time of my life. Bring it on!"
Heartthrob Glyn revealed how he:
Thought he'd died and gone to heaven when porn actress Lea rubbed her gigantic chest in his face.
Nervously lost his virginity on a hillside - watched by curious sheep.
Suffered panic attacks after fellow Welsh speaker Imogen was evicted.
Is such a mummy's boy that his mum pours his milk on his cornflakes every morning, and butters his toast.
Talking about his infamous snog with Lea, 35, after a drunken game of spin the bottle, part-time lifeguard Glyn said: "It was out of this world. I was in heaven.
"Who cares that she's old enough to be my mum? I didn't. Any lad my age would have been made-up. Even if I never kiss another girl for the rest of my life, that'll live with me for ever. I'm definitely going to meet Lea and take her home to meet my folks.
"She said she'll teach me a lesson I'll never forget - but we'll have to see about that. We'll have a drink and I know we'll stay great friends."
Glyn said his panic attacks were edited out of the show.
He said: "It all started when Imogen left. I was really close to her and being able to speak Welsh gave me a little piece of home.
"But once she left I started getting these panics - my chest would go tight and I'd start sweating and my heart would pound. It wouldn't happen just during the evictions, sometimes when I was alone it would happen. You have no idea what it's like in there - the lounge room looks big on TV, but it's bright, small and claustrophobic.
"It's a very stressful place - the whole place is set up to apply pressure and keep it on.
"I started to dream about Big Brother telling me I would never be allowed to leave."
Glyn, who lives with his mum, bank worker Ann, and dad William, who works for Airbus, and two sisters in the tiny town of Blaenau Ffestiniog in North Wales, admits he was "just a boy" when he entered the house.
Millions of viewers warmed to him when it emerged he didn't even know how to boil an egg.
He said: "In my ordinary life back in Wales my day starts at 8am when my mum wakes me up. Breakfast is on the table when I get downstairs. My mum makes me a bowl of cornflakes and toast with butter.
"My mum does everything for me, cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing. I suppose I am quite lucky. I have always been the baby of the house.
"I pack my backpack with books and get on the school bus. That's my every day from Monday to Friday."
He went on: "I want to move to London and live the cosmopolitan life in the bright lights. I've never even been to a London nightclub - I can't wait!"
Speaking about his pole-dance treat with dancers Ami Robinson and Sam Bryan from London club Spearmint Rhino, he said: "Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. I've never done anything like that in my life. It was so much fun."
Glyn told how he went on the show after becoming a huge fan of the series, especially of Big Brother 3 star Jade Goody. He said: "I watched the show from day one and dreamed of being part of it. So I applied this time and mum drove me to auditions in Manchester and London."
Speaking at London hotel No 5 Cavendish Square, Glyn said he lost his virginity last year on a Welsh hillside. "It was all over a bit quick. I was a bit nervous to tell the truth. There were sheep about, which didn't help."
Despite charming millions of female fans, baby-faced Glyn said: "I didn't have many girlfriends. I was a geek, I was studying and planning my life. When I walked in to the house I thought: 'My God I'm in a house full of lunatics.'
"I was just a boy from a little Welsh town and suddenly I was surrounded by all of these freaks - huge busty women and Pete and everyone else.
"The first week I couldn't find any common ground with anyone - particularly George, who would cut me out of conversations.
"They were all from different backgrounds, particularly Aisleyne, and I found it hard to settle."
Glyn's A-level results arrived while he was in the house and got him into Bangor University to fulfil his dream of teaching Welsh. He said: "I'm so proud of being Welsh. My mum has been so proud of my time in the house - last week there were 10,000 people watching me on TV in my small town!
"But I'm hoping to be more independent now I've grown up."
Since leaving the house, Glyn has been shocked to read the pile of Press clippings his family kept for him.
He blushes crimson-red and looks at the floor as soon as anyone mentions the "shower incident" in which, consumed by randiness, he "let off steam" in the shower and performed a sex act on himself.
He said: "Oh that's just so bad - everyone saw that... You just forget you're in the house sometimes and you start acting like you're at home."
Modest Glyn says he still plans to be a teacher. He said: "I'm not a star. A star is an actor or a singer who has some special talent. I just went on a reality TV show and had a great time - it was like a summer camp."
So what did the pole-dancers think of Glyn? Ami Robinson said: "He's gorgeous and was a real laugh."
And Sam Bryan added: "He was a bit nervous at first, bless him."
His mum and dad looked on as we took our photographs. Choked with tears, dad William said: "We are so proud of him. He's our Glyn but everyone knows him now."
MY VERDICT ON HOUSE
AISLEYNE: Over-sensitive, cries too much. Looked okay with make-up on but showed her worst side when she left toothpaste on her spots.
LEA: Very attractive - a great housemate. My ideal woman.
MIKEY: My best mate in the house. Like a father to me.
PETE: A good lad. He's had a sad life, so it's nice to see him happy. He'll go down in BB
history.
NIKKI: Really entertaining. Every time she cried or threw a tantrum I laughed.
GRACE: Great girl. I'd like to see her more, but we're no more than friends.
JENNIE: A good friend. It was nice to have someone my own age in the final week.
RICHARD: The first gay man I'd ever met showed him respect and we got on.
LISA: Coolest person Found her temper tan-hilarious.
IMOGEN: I looked up to her as an older sister. Will stay in touch.
SUSIE: Boring and a snob
MY TIPS FOR TOP NOSH..
AFTER learning to cook in the house Glyn - who didn't know how to boil an egg - shares his favourite recipes.
BB BOILED EGGS: My Signature Dish Nikki told me to leave the egg until the pan bounces - should be four minutes for a runny egg. That way you can't go wrong.
GLYN'S BANGOR BEANS ON TOAST: My university staple. Toast bread and pour on beans for a meal in minutes... what could be better?
WISE'S WELSH LAMB: Perfect for a Sunday roast. Lamb, potatoes with leeks and loads of gravy. I've no idea how to cook this, I get my mum to.
EASY PEASY PASTA: For a special occasion, I'd make it to impress a girl. Just add grated cheese to a bowl of steaming pasta. Tomato ketchup is a bonus!
GLYN'S XTRA SPECIAL SANDWICH: perfect snack. Ham sandwich with coleslaw, salt and vinegar crisps, ketchup with a side order of banana and black pudding. Fit for a king!
And for everybody over 400 who's driven bonkers by BB, don't wory - it's over for another year, folks!
michael.duffy@sundaymirror.co.uk
Sunday Mirror (http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17591930&method=full&siteid=62484&headline=now-i-m-in-pole-dancing-paradise--name_page.html)
NOW I'M IN POLE DANCING PARADISE
BIG BROTHER EXCLUSIVE GLYN: MY STORY We help Glyn enjoy his new freedom
By Michael Duffy And Lara Gould
BIG brother schoolboy Glyn was in PARADISE yesterday when the Sunday Mirror laid on a five-star pole-dance show for him.
Runner-up Glyn Wise, 18, blushed in delight as two pretty dancers performed for him in a London bar.
After 13 long hot weeks cooped up on BB7, grinning Welshman Glyn said: "This is perfect. I've gone from the mad house to paradise."
He revealed he's now obsessed with fake breasts after being surrounded by four silicone-enhanced housemates.
"I'm from a small town in North Wales. This is perfect. Thank you to the Sunday Mirror for laying this on.
"It is what I dreamed of in the house after being surrounded by gorgeous girls like Lea and Imogen.
"They just don't have girls with dyed hair and fake breasts where I'm from. Now I'm sitting in the middle of London, getting my own personal lapdance. Magic or what!
"I've been told that there will be a lot of girls throwing themselves at me now and that's fine ...
"I'm going to stay single and have the time of my life. Bring it on!"
Heartthrob Glyn revealed how he:
Thought he'd died and gone to heaven when porn actress Lea rubbed her gigantic chest in his face.
Nervously lost his virginity on a hillside - watched by curious sheep.
Suffered panic attacks after fellow Welsh speaker Imogen was evicted.
Is such a mummy's boy that his mum pours his milk on his cornflakes every morning, and butters his toast.
Talking about his infamous snog with Lea, 35, after a drunken game of spin the bottle, part-time lifeguard Glyn said: "It was out of this world. I was in heaven.
"Who cares that she's old enough to be my mum? I didn't. Any lad my age would have been made-up. Even if I never kiss another girl for the rest of my life, that'll live with me for ever. I'm definitely going to meet Lea and take her home to meet my folks.
"She said she'll teach me a lesson I'll never forget - but we'll have to see about that. We'll have a drink and I know we'll stay great friends."
Glyn said his panic attacks were edited out of the show.
He said: "It all started when Imogen left. I was really close to her and being able to speak Welsh gave me a little piece of home.
"But once she left I started getting these panics - my chest would go tight and I'd start sweating and my heart would pound. It wouldn't happen just during the evictions, sometimes when I was alone it would happen. You have no idea what it's like in there - the lounge room looks big on TV, but it's bright, small and claustrophobic.
"It's a very stressful place - the whole place is set up to apply pressure and keep it on.
"I started to dream about Big Brother telling me I would never be allowed to leave."
Glyn, who lives with his mum, bank worker Ann, and dad William, who works for Airbus, and two sisters in the tiny town of Blaenau Ffestiniog in North Wales, admits he was "just a boy" when he entered the house.
Millions of viewers warmed to him when it emerged he didn't even know how to boil an egg.
He said: "In my ordinary life back in Wales my day starts at 8am when my mum wakes me up. Breakfast is on the table when I get downstairs. My mum makes me a bowl of cornflakes and toast with butter.
"My mum does everything for me, cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing. I suppose I am quite lucky. I have always been the baby of the house.
"I pack my backpack with books and get on the school bus. That's my every day from Monday to Friday."
He went on: "I want to move to London and live the cosmopolitan life in the bright lights. I've never even been to a London nightclub - I can't wait!"
Speaking about his pole-dance treat with dancers Ami Robinson and Sam Bryan from London club Spearmint Rhino, he said: "Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. I've never done anything like that in my life. It was so much fun."
Glyn told how he went on the show after becoming a huge fan of the series, especially of Big Brother 3 star Jade Goody. He said: "I watched the show from day one and dreamed of being part of it. So I applied this time and mum drove me to auditions in Manchester and London."
Speaking at London hotel No 5 Cavendish Square, Glyn said he lost his virginity last year on a Welsh hillside. "It was all over a bit quick. I was a bit nervous to tell the truth. There were sheep about, which didn't help."
Despite charming millions of female fans, baby-faced Glyn said: "I didn't have many girlfriends. I was a geek, I was studying and planning my life. When I walked in to the house I thought: 'My God I'm in a house full of lunatics.'
"I was just a boy from a little Welsh town and suddenly I was surrounded by all of these freaks - huge busty women and Pete and everyone else.
"The first week I couldn't find any common ground with anyone - particularly George, who would cut me out of conversations.
"They were all from different backgrounds, particularly Aisleyne, and I found it hard to settle."
Glyn's A-level results arrived while he was in the house and got him into Bangor University to fulfil his dream of teaching Welsh. He said: "I'm so proud of being Welsh. My mum has been so proud of my time in the house - last week there were 10,000 people watching me on TV in my small town!
"But I'm hoping to be more independent now I've grown up."
Since leaving the house, Glyn has been shocked to read the pile of Press clippings his family kept for him.
He blushes crimson-red and looks at the floor as soon as anyone mentions the "shower incident" in which, consumed by randiness, he "let off steam" in the shower and performed a sex act on himself.
He said: "Oh that's just so bad - everyone saw that... You just forget you're in the house sometimes and you start acting like you're at home."
Modest Glyn says he still plans to be a teacher. He said: "I'm not a star. A star is an actor or a singer who has some special talent. I just went on a reality TV show and had a great time - it was like a summer camp."
So what did the pole-dancers think of Glyn? Ami Robinson said: "He's gorgeous and was a real laugh."
And Sam Bryan added: "He was a bit nervous at first, bless him."
His mum and dad looked on as we took our photographs. Choked with tears, dad William said: "We are so proud of him. He's our Glyn but everyone knows him now."
MY VERDICT ON HOUSE
AISLEYNE: Over-sensitive, cries too much. Looked okay with make-up on but showed her worst side when she left toothpaste on her spots.
LEA: Very attractive - a great housemate. My ideal woman.
MIKEY: My best mate in the house. Like a father to me.
PETE: A good lad. He's had a sad life, so it's nice to see him happy. He'll go down in BB
history.
NIKKI: Really entertaining. Every time she cried or threw a tantrum I laughed.
GRACE: Great girl. I'd like to see her more, but we're no more than friends.
JENNIE: A good friend. It was nice to have someone my own age in the final week.
RICHARD: The first gay man I'd ever met showed him respect and we got on.
LISA: Coolest person Found her temper tan-hilarious.
IMOGEN: I looked up to her as an older sister. Will stay in touch.
SUSIE: Boring and a snob
MY TIPS FOR TOP NOSH..
AFTER learning to cook in the house Glyn - who didn't know how to boil an egg - shares his favourite recipes.
BB BOILED EGGS: My Signature Dish Nikki told me to leave the egg until the pan bounces - should be four minutes for a runny egg. That way you can't go wrong.
GLYN'S BANGOR BEANS ON TOAST: My university staple. Toast bread and pour on beans for a meal in minutes... what could be better?
WISE'S WELSH LAMB: Perfect for a Sunday roast. Lamb, potatoes with leeks and loads of gravy. I've no idea how to cook this, I get my mum to.
EASY PEASY PASTA: For a special occasion, I'd make it to impress a girl. Just add grated cheese to a bowl of steaming pasta. Tomato ketchup is a bonus!
GLYN'S XTRA SPECIAL SANDWICH: perfect snack. Ham sandwich with coleslaw, salt and vinegar crisps, ketchup with a side order of banana and black pudding. Fit for a king!
And for everybody over 400 who's driven bonkers by BB, don't wory - it's over for another year, folks!
michael.duffy@sundaymirror.co.uk
Sunday Mirror (http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17591930&method=full&siteid=62484&headline=now-i-m-in-pole-dancing-paradise--name_page.html)