Words for penis

[Jack.]

One of my friends calls it Johnson for some reason :joker:

[jackc1806]

Uncle babe

[Glenn.]

Todger

[Mystic Mock]

One of my friends calls it Johnson for some reason :joker:

Buddy is an appropriate name for a penis I think.

[Jack.]

Well I call it a few things

Penis
Cock
Dick

[jackc1806]

Cock

[Mystic Mock]

Dappy's Dick is also a modern name I give my penis too.

[zakman440]

Urmmm, cock?

[Shaun]

asspunch

[Jessica.]

Leaning tower of Pisa.

[reece(:]

Pommel warrior

[LaLaLand]

Bellendrical prism
Peen
Johnson
Womby
Pipe
Wilson

[Kate!]

Willy
Cock
Dick
Love Pump

[Kate!]

Willy
Cock
Dick
Love Pump

[mizzy25]

Johnson???? pmsl
cock
willy
todger

[Kyle]

Shaft
Pork sword
Ding a ling
Johnson
Dick
Lostalex
Sausage
The Lizard
Cock
Willy

I've heard someone call it a Viper too :think:

[Kate!]

I shouldn't laugh (:laugh2:)

[MTVN]

The Sergeant

[arista]

Rock Hard

[swinearefine]

juanita

[Kazanne]

Donga
Wilbert
Love trunk
Cockknob

[Kazanne]

Shaft
Pork sword
Ding a ling
Johnson
Dick
Lostalex
Sausage
The Lizard
Cock
Willy

I've heard someone call it a Viper too :think:

:joker::joker::joker: some of those are brilliant

[Kyle]

:joker::joker::joker: some of those are brilliant

Might have got away with it :grin2:

[Josy]

Boaby

[Crimson Dynamo]

Skin pencil
Purple throbbing love truncheon
dobber
Womb missile

[Kizzy]

kyle :hehe:

[Kyle]

kyle :hehe:

That's the word for an especially big throbbing penis :grin2:

[Kate!]

Skin pencil
Purple throbbing love truncheon
dobber
Womb missile

:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

kyle :hehe:

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r5/nightowl147/Tiger%20Smilies/Naughty.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/nightowl147/media/Tiger%20Smilies/Naughty.gif.html)

[Kazanne]

That's the word for an especially big throbbing penis :grin2:

http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae224/THE_DevilDuckie/Shoutville/NAUGHTY%20SMILIES/not-tagged-smiley-11214.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/THE_DevilDuckie/media/Shoutville/NAUGHTY%20SMILIES/not-tagged-smiley-11214.gif.html)

[Kizzy]

http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae224/THE_DevilDuckie/Shoutville/NAUGHTY%20SMILIES/not-tagged-smiley-11214.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/THE_DevilDuckie/media/Shoutville/NAUGHTY%20SMILIES/not-tagged-smiley-11214.gif.html)

MoTHER!!!! :omg:

[Black Dagger]

Love Length
Pole

[Ryan57]

Wellard.

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/WELLARD.jpg

[smudgie]

John Thomas.
Todger.

[joe199998293]

I call mine Derek

[Kazanne]

MoTHER!!!! :omg:

pesky bloody kid!!!! Grrrr
http://i904.photobucket.com/albums/ac249/Defirish/Smilies/angry.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Defirish/media/Smilies/angry.gif.html)

[Kazanne]

Tallywackerhttp://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w25/Charxai/KHI%20smilies/lol.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Charxai/media/KHI%20smilies/lol.gif.html)

[Kyle]

Princess Sofia

[Kazanne]

Princess Sofia

That's a very pretty name kylehttp://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Lindahoang09/Smilies/2v94276.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Lindahoang09/media/Smilies/2v94276.gif.html)

[Kyle]

That's a very pretty name kylehttp://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Lindahoang09/Smilies/2v94276.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Lindahoang09/media/Smilies/2v94276.gif.html)

Whoops, thought this was the unusual pet names thread :unsure:

[smudgie]

Whoops, thought this was the unusual pet names thread :unsure:

So, you saying yours is an unusual pet then...:evilgrin:

[T*]

Twat Destroyer

[Firewire]

fanny's pal

[Kyle]

So, you saying yours is an unusual pet then...:evilgrin:

It has to be kept on a leash that's all I'll say on the matter :grin2:

[Mystic Mock]

Pmsl Kyle.

The Mastur is not a bad name either I think personally.