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LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 02:39 PM
Do you have any revolting habits that if discovered would put off potential partners, nay employers?:nono:

Kyle
24-02-2014, 02:43 PM
I like to put wine gums up my bum.

LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 02:45 PM
I like to put wine gums up my bum.

What kind of Fresh Hell is that?:nono:

Glenn.
24-02-2014, 02:46 PM
Masturbating into the biscuit tin.

LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 02:46 PM
Masturbating into the biscuit tin.

Custard Creams anyone?

Kyle
24-02-2014, 02:50 PM
What kind of Fresh Hell is that?:nono:

It started as a party trick with skittles, but eventually I began to look for the bigger stuff. They say that's how it starts but I never listened. Very soon skittles weren't enough and I needed a better fix. One day I met up with my local sweet dealer behind the bike shed and he gave me a packet of Maynard's. My god it was good sh*t. Now I'm addicted. Long story short, just be careful out there.

LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 03:05 PM
It started as a party trick with skittles, but eventually I began to look for the bigger stuff. They say that's how it starts but I never listened. Very soon skittles weren't enough and I needed a better fix. One day I met up with my local sweet dealer behind the bike shed and he gave me a packet of Maynard's. My god it was good sh*t. Now I'm addicted. Long story short, just be careful out there.

If anyone offers you Ferrero Roche then avoid it, its bad ****

Kyle
24-02-2014, 03:08 PM
If anyone offers you Ferrero Roche then avoid it, its bad ****

Oh I could never afford those anyway, I'll have to stick with wine gums and the occasional crunchie if I hit the jackpot.

LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 03:13 PM
Oh I could never afford those anyway, I'll have to stick with wine gums and the occasional crunchie if I hit the jackpot.

I am more of a picnic type of guy

but then i prefer the rough to the smooth

Kyle
24-02-2014, 03:25 PM
I am more of a picnic type of guy

but then i prefer the rough to the smooth

You must have have one hell of an ass Leathertrumpet. I bow to the master :worship:

Kate!
24-02-2014, 03:31 PM
Leaves thread in fear....

Kyle
24-02-2014, 03:36 PM
Yes, I've scarred a person. That's number 76 on my list sorted. :grin2:

Ryan57
24-02-2014, 04:20 PM
SeiNl9vUlXc

Shame I got caught.

Livia
24-02-2014, 06:26 PM
I have no filthy habits, I'm practically perfect. I'm not sure if it's disgusting or not, it's not something I do in Costa or Starbucks... but on the rare occasions I have a chocolate bar I like to dip it in my coffee and lick the chocolate off. Although this definitely would not include any kind of confectionary that's been anywhere near Kyle or LT's arse.

LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 06:27 PM
I have no filthy habits, I'm practically perfect. I'm not sure if it's disgusting or not, it's not something I do in Costa or Starbucks... but on the rare occasions I have a chocolate bar I like to dip it in my coffee and lick the chocolate off. Although this definitely would not include any kind of confectionary that's been anywhere near Kyle or LT's arse.

"I have no filthy habits"

:laugh2:

Kyle
24-02-2014, 06:28 PM
I have no filthy habits, I'm practically perfect. I'm not sure if it's disgusting or not, it's not something I do in Costa or Starbucks... but on the rare occasions I have a chocolate bar I like to dip it in my coffee and lick the chocolate off. Although this definitely would not include any kind of confectionary that's been anywhere near Kyle or LT's arse.

You might want to start sourcing your 'chocolate' digestives in the future :hehe:

Shaun
24-02-2014, 06:29 PM
Livia that is SO tame... I do that all the time.

I'll be honest. I pick my nose, and, occasionally, eat what I find. :idc:

Ninastar
24-02-2014, 06:30 PM
I leave my hand in my pants like all the time

I'm not even touching anything I just like the feeling...

I don't care if it's gross, it feels good

I will probably regret saying this at one point in my life...

Kazanne
24-02-2014, 06:32 PM
I like to put wine gums up my bum.

But do you eat them Kyle?:shocked:

Kyle
24-02-2014, 06:33 PM
But do you eat them Kyle?:shocked:

Erm of course I do, what do you take me for?

Livia
24-02-2014, 06:35 PM
Livia that is SO tame... I do that all the time.

I'll be honest. I pick my nose, and, occasionally, eat what I find. :idc:

Like I'm going to reveal any real filth on here... Think of the children.

Kazanne
24-02-2014, 06:41 PM
Erm of course I do, what do you take me for?

Does it make them more chewy after being up your bum?:hugesmile:

Stu
24-02-2014, 06:41 PM
I dip strips of bacon in cups of coffee like all the time.

LeatherTrumpet
24-02-2014, 06:43 PM
I dip strips of bacon in cups of coffee like all the time.

hello stu :spin:

Stu
24-02-2014, 06:45 PM
Hey, cruel world.

Kyle
24-02-2014, 06:49 PM
Does it make them more chewy after being up your bum?:hugesmile:

Now, now Kazanne your getting very personal! :nono:

I'm afraid I have no choice but to have to issue you with your first strike.

GypsyGoth
24-02-2014, 09:03 PM
I leave my hand in my pants like all the time

I'm not even touching anything I just like the feeling...

I don't care if it's gross, it feels good

I will probably regret saying this at one point in my life...

:laugh2:

I do something similar, I sometimes keep a hand between my legs.

Kazanne
24-02-2014, 09:11 PM
Now, now Kazanne your getting very personal! :nono:

I'm afraid I have no choice but to have to issue you with your first strike.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff81/Rec_05/Retro%20sweet%20hamper%20pics/Maynard20Winegums20-20Pack.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Rec_05/media/Retro%20sweet%20hamper%20pics/Maynard20Winegums20-20Pack.jpg.html)

here,have a suck:hugesmile:

Ninastar
24-02-2014, 09:30 PM
:laugh2:

I do something similar, I sometimes keep a hand between my legs.

not like that u dirty bitch

:fist::fist::fist::fist::fist:

Kyle
24-02-2014, 09:35 PM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff81/Rec_05/Retro%20sweet%20hamper%20pics/Maynard20Winegums20-20Pack.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Rec_05/media/Retro%20sweet%20hamper%20pics/Maynard20Winegums20-20Pack.jpg.html)

here,have a suck:hugesmile:

Why Thankyou Kazanne I look forward to anally digesting these. I shall wash them down with a lovely warm coffee enema. :wink:

GypsyGoth
24-02-2014, 09:40 PM
not like that u dirty bitch

:fist::fist::fist::fist::fist:

:laugh2: :laugh2: